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Date Signed Up:11/21/2011
Last Login:8/30/2016
Location:Mo i Rana Norway Polarbearland
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#37 - hahah, people will believe all kinds of **** I remember wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2016 on 2.30 +1
#38 - helifapter (05/23/2016) [-]
It's amazing what people will do when you tell them that like, a liutenant gave them some stupid orders.
#33 - **** dude, sounds painful.. I remember another common prank in…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2016 on 2.30 +3
#35 - helifapter (05/23/2016) [-]
Oh man, shenanigans in the army were the best. We told two MP guys that had guard duty at a gate in a naval base at night, that when it was -1 degrees celsius that they had to use a specific old landline phone and call a duty officer that what time it is and there is indeed cold outside. Dumbasses believed us.
#37 - ojenais (05/23/2016) [-]
hahah, people will believe all kinds of shit
I remember when one of our officers told a guy to find a 5L can of vacuum, the poor guy looked for so long...
#38 - helifapter (05/23/2016) [-]
It's amazing what people will do when you tell them that like, a liutenant gave them some stupid orders.
#23 - When i was in the army we had a prank like that going. For wee…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/23/2016 on 2.30 +14
#30 - helifapter (05/23/2016) [-]
Our superiors even got a fuckin repairman to remove the tiling on the roof and search for the watch. He did find one and we thought that it was it. The next night we again woke up at 04:20, we laughed but inside i only felt pain.
#33 - ojenais (05/23/2016) [-]
shit dude, sounds painful.. I remember another common prank in our barracks and I'll share it if you'd like.
In our cafeteria there was always fruit you could take with you to the room for later, and whenever someone was away on permission, some of the guys would always bring a shitload of bananas and put it under their pillow. Poor guy comes back a week later or so to a load of older bananas smelling like shit in his bed. Good times
#35 - helifapter (05/23/2016) [-]
Oh man, shenanigans in the army were the best. We told two MP guys that had guard duty at a gate in a naval base at night, that when it was -1 degrees celsius that they had to use a specific old landline phone and call a duty officer that what time it is and there is indeed cold outside. Dumbasses believed us.
#37 - ojenais (05/23/2016) [-]
hahah, people will believe all kinds of shit
I remember when one of our officers told a guy to find a 5L can of vacuum, the poor guy looked for so long...
#38 - helifapter (05/23/2016) [-]
It's amazing what people will do when you tell them that like, a liutenant gave them some stupid orders.
#1121 - **ojenais used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **ojenais rolls Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2016 on Let's play CAH, click to roll 0
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#1124 - CherryYumDiddly (05/22/2016) [-]
**CherryYumDiddly used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**CherryYumDiddly rolls A bag of magic beans.**
#61 - Never, he's a national treasure! I love how his son is also a … 05/19/2016 on The reason its always hot... 0
#19 - dude are you serious? 150-200 punds that's just a normal dude.…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on /b/ decides whether a... +6
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#93 - Kadzait (05/20/2016) [-]
ill be honest, i just googled gorilla and put the weight that showed up.
#33 - and then there's Norway....  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2016 on The reason its always hot... +12
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#58 - thelauinator (05/19/2016) [-]
hey don't hate on Kristen Gislefoss!

also did you now that the norwegian channel NRK, which that pic is from, wanted him to change his first name? for people who don't understand english: it means Christian. and NRK are going religion-neutral so they didn't want his name on screen because of that. After media went nuts about it, they dropped it and let him go on as normal
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#61 - ojenais (05/19/2016) [-]
Never, he's a national treasure! I love how his son is also a weatherman, they are so alike!
#49 - willindor (05/19/2016) [-]
Norway confirmed for causing global warming with this hot man
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#36 - scandinavianpedo (05/19/2016) [-]
God, i love this man. He is so down to earth, the funny thing is, he is not even that good in front of the camera, he is a pure meteorologist who seem to be randomly picked to be infront of the camera.
#35 - In Norway the word "neger" (basically means ******) … 05/14/2016 on Ivan gets culturally enriched +6
#26 - is this from a youtube channel or something? 05/13/2016 on MELT ALL THE THINGS! 0
#331 - **ojenais used "*roll 1, 01-99*"** **ojenais rolls 02** 05/13/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0