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oikake

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:3/08/2015
Location:UK
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Content Thumbs: 21018 total,  23296 ,  2278
Comment Thumbs: 3970 total,  4736 ,  766
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Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:798807
Times Content Favorited:1406 times
Total Comments Made:1118
FJ Points:2145
Favorite Tags: The Game (2)

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#18 - at least you didnt call your brain "Brian"  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Gingerbread Optimus Prime +1
#58 - jestersjoke (12/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - medici (12/19/2013) [-]
Althoug I wrote it I am still ready brain as brian... wtf
User avatar #20 - oikake (12/19/2013) [-]
its because you capitalised the brain.... your mind cannot cope with that sudden importance of the grey matter
#39 - arreatface (12/19/2013) [-]
#229 - **oikake rolls 7,667** please 4 12/17/2013 on Well guys what are your... 0
#7 - because thats where the Delorean took him....  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Future Archaelogists +8
User avatar #76 - bitchplzzz (01/05/2014) [-]
I was joking ..
User avatar #77 - oikake (01/05/2014) [-]
funnily enough, so was i
#3 - Someone spends way too much time on Toribash 12/16/2013 on hadouken +5
#76 - Gloryhole of doom  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on How Marshmallows are made +8
#99 - bazda (12/16/2013) [-]
I smell a new Jackass segment.
#100 - actually we are solving world hunger by killing the hungry people! 12/16/2013 on I Would Pay Anything 0
#9 - Picture 12/15/2013 on I Would Pay Anything +1
#8 - Dude i would actively hunt down and kill starving African chil…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2013 on I Would Pay Anything +97
User avatar #17 - tittylovin (12/16/2013) [-]
I would nuke the bad parts of Africa and send in botanists to terraform it.
Save the world, kill niggers, create jobs, infinite firefly. Literally no downside.
#53 - fuckyallniggas (12/16/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, A community of non-racists
User avatar #100 - oikake (12/16/2013) [-]
actually we are solving world hunger by killing the hungry people!
User avatar #15 - dumdumduu (12/16/2013) [-]
We'd be solving overpopulation and getting great entertainment, both at the same time.

Oh, and we'd also get new episodes of Firefly. I only see positives in this plan.
User avatar #10 - xuvious (12/15/2013) [-]
i would join your hunting group
#69 - I need to print some of these out and stealth swap them on fri… 12/14/2013 on Alternate Movie Art +1
#108 - I love how Seth Rogens character figured it out, and played al… 12/14/2013 on Facebook +3
#248 - dont forget to take into account the clay the katana forgers u… 12/13/2013 on Suck it, weaboos. 0
#4 - I once ordered 12 double cheeseburgers, fries and a large shak… 12/12/2013 on I can't be alone... +4
#36 - mmmm added diabeetus 12/12/2013 on how to eat a whole pizza in... 0
#1 - Picture 12/09/2013 on Metal Cookies 0
#10 - nee naw nee naw nee naw!!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Idea (see desc) 0
User avatar #14 - biscuitsunited (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, THE ENGLISH!
#11 - remind me of this... 12/09/2013 on Mercury is cool 0
#32 - You call that a knife? THIS IS A KNIFE!!!  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2013 on I stabbed a Nokia +39
#61 - waaw (12/08/2013) [-]
That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
#97 - deadinferno (12/08/2013) [-]
Awwgh I see you've played knifey-spoony before!
#50 - John Cena (12/08/2013) [-]
You call that a knife??

THIS IS A KNIFE!!!
#29 - pretty much sure he will be happy with sex... that is all 12/06/2013 on Marry Me 0
#75 - Electric Blue 12/05/2013 on Purpl 0
#215 - "If you managed to strike a direct full on blow on the ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Suck it, weaboos. 0
#227 - angelusprimus (12/06/2013) [-]
In the original post you claimed longsword is a blunt force weapon.
All you have "proven" is that in very specific, highly unlikely circumstances it can cause blunt force trauma. It doesn't make it a blunt force weapon.
And if you hit me with a handle of the shotgun on the head you could kill me.
That does not mean that shotgun is a blunt force weapon.
#67 - green  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Purpl +5
#72 - baconface (12/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #75 - oikake (12/05/2013) [-]
Electric Blue
#38 - I dont care, the pump reaches on both sides of the car... 12/05/2013 on You want more red circles... 0
#199 - Yeh Ulfberht or some **** , who knows... vikings didn't …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Suck it, weaboos. 0
#252 - John Cena (04/03/2014) [-]
Vikings wrote.
User avatar #253 - oikake (04/03/2014) [-]
SHUSH... you ruin vikings for everyone!
#173 - well i was just answering your question, you asked why the kat…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Suck it, weaboos. 0
User avatar #176 - noshakingthrone (12/05/2013) [-]
I wasn't really asking, but I'm pretty sure you are aware of that...
#172 - sorry but you seem very narrow minded in your view. i…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Suck it, weaboos. +1
#179 - angelusprimus (12/05/2013) [-]
If i was wearing a full gauntlet, steel, and you were swinging a blade at me, and for some reason i didn't gave my shield, i'd damn right catch it on the gauntlet, turn it into a glancing blow, and then smash you into the face with the gauntlet. If you managed to strike a direct full on blow on the gauntlet at the wrist then yes, I'd probably have a broken wrist, or more likely severely cut one. because you cant fully armor the joints.
I'd still be in better position because there would be a damn good chance you destroyed your sword.
And yes, ofcrose there was misuse of swords. But that would benefit the opponent who would take only minimum damage, while attacker had to deal with blowback and counter attack with completely messed up balance.
I'm not saying that it never happened. You can use a shotgun to buldgeon someone on the head today. Sure. Its just far more effective and safer to you if you use it as intended.
#215 - oikake (12/05/2013) [-]
"If you managed to strike a direct full on blow on the gauntlet at the wrist then yes, I'd probably have a broken wrist, or more likely severely cut one"

I WIN!!!
#227 - angelusprimus (12/06/2013) [-]
In the original post you claimed longsword is a blunt force weapon.
All you have "proven" is that in very specific, highly unlikely circumstances it can cause blunt force trauma. It doesn't make it a blunt force weapon.
And if you hit me with a handle of the shotgun on the head you could kill me.
That does not mean that shotgun is a blunt force weapon.

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#1 - matoob (12/17/2012) [-]
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
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#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
User avatar #3 to #2 - matoob (12/20/2012) [-]
im sorry i dont have it
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