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Age: 32
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:5/27/2016
Location:UK
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#66 - his eyebrows fell down and got caught on his top lip.... 10/20/2014 on So annoying when people... +7
#5 - I'm actually concerned with the amount of time it would take t… 09/29/2014 on Fuck yeah Space Wars 0
#3 - the hand gel is suspicious.... the ruler could be used to brea… 09/29/2014 on Ruler +1
#4 - i bet he had this idea in a dream.... 09/25/2014 on show off +36
#14 - Jack and Jill went up the hill, To have some hanky panky, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on (untitled) +65
#25 - anon (09/21/2014) [-]
thumb for you for being the first to change the song and actually keep it ryming.
#10 - Yosemite? 09/18/2014 on too awesome 0
#107 - HERETIC!!! everyone knows that the Earth is flat!!! 09/13/2014 on Evolution of Things. +1
#35 - But Japan is east of Russia, not west.....  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Evolution of Things. 0
#39 - melolicious (09/12/2014) [-]
The earth is not like it is on a map. if you go enough to the right, Japan will come there too.
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#107 - oikake (09/13/2014) [-]
HERETIC!!! everyone knows that the Earth is flat!!!
#45 - Picture 09/07/2014 on The End +3
#37 - Fred Aldous in UK is pretty good for Arts/Craft supplies... … 09/05/2014 on Ingenious design 0
#36 - That's pretty damn cool idea.... kudos to you dear sir... 09/05/2014 on Ingenious design 0
#46 - now that's what you call destroying someone for the glory of t… 09/05/2014 on Strax the testicle has a... +1
#16 - imagine rotiserie penguin, the fat making the skin crispy, and…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on DYK Comp #31 0
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#17 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
This is getting kinda creepy, so I'm gonna end it short. Nice conversation though. (Creepy if others read it i mean). My bf kinda went wtf when he asked what I was doing right now.
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#18 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
*When I told him what I was doing now. He didn't ask...
#13 - only baiting i do is "mastur" but yeh, i co…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2014 on DYK Comp #31 0
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#15 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
I think it would be much like salmon in consistency, and a very fatty chicken taste. Sounds delicious
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#16 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
imagine rotiserie penguin, the fat making the skin crispy, and staying juicy and tender

NOM!
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#17 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
This is getting kinda creepy, so I'm gonna end it short. Nice conversation though. (Creepy if others read it i mean). My bf kinda went wtf when he asked what I was doing right now.
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#18 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
*When I told him what I was doing now. He didn't ask...
#11 - hmm didn't see it... thanks for the insult though, much appreciated  [+] (6 new replies) 09/04/2014 on DYK Comp #31 0
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#12 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Haha, sorry about that. Thought you might be baiting. I am interested in what penguins taste like myself, actually.
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#13 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
only baiting i do is "mastur"

but yeh, i consider it occasionally, like would the muscle be fatty too and be a greasy texture, would its fish based diet also influence its taste?
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#15 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
I think it would be much like salmon in consistency, and a very fatty chicken taste. Sounds delicious
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#16 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
imagine rotiserie penguin, the fat making the skin crispy, and staying juicy and tender

NOM!
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#17 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
This is getting kinda creepy, so I'm gonna end it short. Nice conversation though. (Creepy if others read it i mean). My bf kinda went wtf when he asked what I was doing right now.
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#18 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
*When I told him what I was doing now. He didn't ask...
#9 - what last post?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/04/2014 on DYK Comp #31 0
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#10 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Huh, weird... I guess its 24 hours were over just now, cause I can't find it again. It was a penguin walking all over the screen.
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#11 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
hmm didn't see it... thanks for the insult though, much appreciated
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#12 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Haha, sorry about that. Thought you might be baiting. I am interested in what penguins taste like myself, actually.
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#13 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
only baiting i do is "mastur"

but yeh, i consider it occasionally, like would the muscle be fatty too and be a greasy texture, would its fish based diet also influence its taste?
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#15 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
I think it would be much like salmon in consistency, and a very fatty chicken taste. Sounds delicious
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#16 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
imagine rotiserie penguin, the fat making the skin crispy, and staying juicy and tender

NOM!
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#17 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
This is getting kinda creepy, so I'm gonna end it short. Nice conversation though. (Creepy if others read it i mean). My bf kinda went wtf when he asked what I was doing right now.
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#18 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
*When I told him what I was doing now. He didn't ask...
#11 - Picture 09/04/2014 on My friends tell me that I'm... 0
#3 - I wonder what penguin tastes like, that fatty skin would make …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/04/2014 on DYK Comp #31 0
#39 - illogicalvulcan (09/05/2014) [-]
Most birds that eat fish taste like shit.
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#25 - Anonomousthirteen (09/04/2014) [-]
It'd probably taste like shit. The fish they eat are very potent in flavor, and animals generally gain some of their flavor from the things they eat.
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#8 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
The last post was about penguins, and now you post this? Wow you are dense
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#9 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
what last post?
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#10 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Huh, weird... I guess its 24 hours were over just now, cause I can't find it again. It was a penguin walking all over the screen.
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#11 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
hmm didn't see it... thanks for the insult though, much appreciated
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#12 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Haha, sorry about that. Thought you might be baiting. I am interested in what penguins taste like myself, actually.
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#13 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
only baiting i do is "mastur"

but yeh, i consider it occasionally, like would the muscle be fatty too and be a greasy texture, would its fish based diet also influence its taste?
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#15 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
I think it would be much like salmon in consistency, and a very fatty chicken taste. Sounds delicious
User avatar
#16 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
imagine rotiserie penguin, the fat making the skin crispy, and staying juicy and tender

NOM!
User avatar
#17 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
This is getting kinda creepy, so I'm gonna end it short. Nice conversation though. (Creepy if others read it i mean). My bf kinda went wtf when he asked what I was doing right now.
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#18 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
*When I told him what I was doing now. He didn't ask...
#3 - not bad for a cack-hander... 09/04/2014 on Strax the testicle has a... +1
#12 - girls dont need chat up lines, they just have to lift up their top! 09/03/2014 on Pick-up lines for girls 0
#22 - I'm a Brit, and I grew up with him called Wally... bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on That's one way to find him +8
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#91 - Legend of Sandstorm; The last Darude 08/24/2014 on Anyone else notice this? +7
#70 - where's the ******* mashed potato?! 08/19/2014 on My life is potatoes +2
#18 - tea-err for tier tear sounds like hear obviously  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Tear and Tier +1
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#21 - womo (08/17/2014) [-]
I pronounce tier as tear (hear version)
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#4 - YllekNayr (01/04/2013) [-]
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#1 - matoob (12/17/2012) [-]
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
#3 to #2 - matoob (12/20/2012) [-]
im sorry i dont have it