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Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
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#3 - I wonder what penguin tastes like, that fatty skin would make …  [+] (12 new replies) 09/04/2014 on DYK Comp #31 0
#39 - illogicalvulcan (09/05/2014) [-]
Most birds that eat fish taste like shit.
User avatar #25 - Anonomousthirteen (09/04/2014) [-]
It'd probably taste like shit. The fish they eat are very potent in flavor, and animals generally gain some of their flavor from the things they eat.
User avatar #8 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
The last post was about penguins, and now you post this? Wow you are dense
User avatar #9 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
what last post?
User avatar #10 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Huh, weird... I guess its 24 hours were over just now, cause I can't find it again. It was a penguin walking all over the screen.
User avatar #11 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
hmm didn't see it... thanks for the insult though, much appreciated
User avatar #12 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
Haha, sorry about that. Thought you might be baiting. I am interested in what penguins taste like myself, actually.
User avatar #13 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
only baiting i do is "mastur"

but yeh, i consider it occasionally, like would the muscle be fatty too and be a greasy texture, would its fish based diet also influence its taste?
User avatar #15 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
I think it would be much like salmon in consistency, and a very fatty chicken taste. Sounds delicious
User avatar #16 - oikake (09/04/2014) [-]
imagine rotiserie penguin, the fat making the skin crispy, and staying juicy and tender

NOM!
User avatar #17 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
This is getting kinda creepy, so I'm gonna end it short. Nice conversation though. (Creepy if others read it i mean). My bf kinda went wtf when he asked what I was doing right now.
User avatar #18 - vexaton (09/04/2014) [-]
*When I told him what I was doing now. He didn't ask...
#3 - not bad for a cack-hander... 09/04/2014 on Strax the testicle has a... +1
#12 - girls dont need chat up lines, they just have to lift up their top! 09/03/2014 on Pick-up lines for girls 0
#22 - I'm a Brit, and I grew up with him called Wally... bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on That's one way to find him +8
#28 - rexnocturna (08/25/2014) [-]
#14 - 22 - 48 that's ok i guess but i like me my 16 year olds.... 08/24/2014 on Can I date A sixteen year... 0
#91 - Legend of Sandstorm; The last Darude 08/24/2014 on Anyone else notice this? +7
#70 - where's the ******* mashed potato?! 08/19/2014 on My life is potatoes +2
#18 - tea-err for tier tear sounds like hear obviously  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Tear and Tier +1
User avatar #21 - womo (08/17/2014) [-]
I pronounce tier as tear (hear version)
#327 - too much work; Home; Uk Hate; France Like; ev… 08/17/2014 on R8 The World 0
#73 - Picture 08/17/2014 on New stormtrooper helmet,... +1
#214 - rusty stanley knife was the thumb one... what does tetanus anyway?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on American Healthcare 0
User avatar #215 - hemomagus (08/15/2014) [-]
im not 100% sure but if it gets bad enough and goes untreated it can lock up your joints and cause severe mustle pain.
#210 - What's this tetanus shot americans are so obsessed with? …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on American Healthcare 0
User avatar #213 - hemomagus (08/15/2014) [-]
acctualy tetanus comes from being cut with something rusty, like a hammer. i recall watching the video about this and the man in question cut himself on the end of a hammer.
User avatar #214 - oikake (08/15/2014) [-]
rusty stanley knife was the thumb one... what does tetanus anyway?
User avatar #215 - hemomagus (08/15/2014) [-]
im not 100% sure but if it gets bad enough and goes untreated it can lock up your joints and cause severe mustle pain.
#26 - I can't do it, I fap and then want to cuddle my hand afterward… 08/10/2014 on (untitled) -2
#1 - Well considering cyclists don't use the cycle lanes it's prett… 08/10/2014 on Thanks motherfucking much +3
#7 - What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Shrute bucks?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on TEST +3
User avatar #8 - samxdaxman (08/10/2014) [-]
The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
#15 - coughingboss (08/11/2014) [-]
Dumbass
#3 - I need to make me a 2 ft Groot statue! would go great in my man cave! 08/10/2014 on They need to sell this 0
#50 - "MUM GET BACK INTO YOUR HOLE!" 08/10/2014 on What do you do? 0
#194 - i like you.... as a friend 08/10/2014 on What is one thing you want... 0
#14 - Darude - Sandstorm 08/10/2014 on Damn neato -1
#28 - mmmmm that's some giant roti there!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on dat skill dough +1
User avatar #33 - huzibizi (08/10/2014) [-]
yum
#31 - Reminds me of this...  [+] (19 new replies) 08/04/2014 on I find this extremely amusing +24
#68 - darkcorezeronine (08/10/2014) [-]
First time I see that! I might google some about it.
#47 - dafiltafish (08/04/2014) [-]
*weed-whacker noises*
User avatar #65 - fukkentyranitar (08/04/2014) [-]
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#46 - adrenalinbbq (08/04/2014) [-]
I never understood why it only ignites once every rotation. There's nothing stopping it from igniting 3 times a rotation.
#50 - curesian (08/04/2014) [-]
Correct, and that's why there is 3 ignitions every rotation. The blue and red is there to show information about one specific side, the other 2 has various shades of gray(I assume it is to keep focus on the one specific side)
User avatar #48 - dafiltafish (08/04/2014) [-]
It is called a 3 rotor engine.

(you can't light air on fire without gasoline and you cant ignite the exhaust)
#49 - adrenalinbbq (08/04/2014) [-]
I know how this works. Look at the diagram. You can follow the one working side of the rotor going around. The other 2 sides aren't doing shit.
#59 - downsyndrisachoice (08/04/2014) [-]
The other 2 chambers are working too, the diagram just doesn't show it ;)
User avatar #51 - stenchschleifs (08/04/2014) [-]
probably lost in translation somewhere, but since the camber is filled with gas, ignited under compression, and released out of the exhaust valve, you don't really have any other places to get more of the fuel ignited. according to gif it does ignite 3 times during 1 rotation, otherwise it would just pump out fuel out of the exhaust 2/3 of each rotation.
#40 - fukkentyranitar (08/04/2014) [-]
BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM.
User avatar #62 - turbodoosh (08/04/2014) [-]
I just saw one of these in the parking lot and was wondering what the hell type of car it was.
User avatar #64 - fukkentyranitar (08/04/2014) [-]
A Mazda RX-7.
User avatar #42 - SteyrAUG (08/04/2014) [-]
And after all of that noise he's still only going 25 mph.
User avatar #58 - thetallbeverage (08/04/2014) [-]
IF it doesn't break before getting to 25.
#34 - tyrannis has deleted their comment.
#43 - zyketor (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok, is my computer glitching, or does that thing run at like 3 fps?
User avatar #63 - iamkagji (08/04/2014) [-]
It runs at 3fps
#66 - zyketor (08/05/2014) [-]
tyrannis , why the fuck would anyone want such an insanely shitty quality gif?
#67 - tyrannis has deleted their comment.
#30 - Comment deleted 08/04/2014 on I find this extremely amusing 0
#43 - well you get the gist of my view point... peace will …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #44 - truesmokewolf (08/03/2014) [-]
The edge is so bad it hurts. Do refer to my comment just slightly above yours in the feed. I'm not copypasta-ing shit for anyone.
#38 - I'm actually for Israel on this... Might is right!  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #150 - alimais (08/03/2014) [-]
Reight beight m eight
User avatar #42 - truesmokewolf (08/03/2014) [-]
The phrase is "Might makes right", but that's not even the reason to stand with Israel.
User avatar #43 - oikake (08/03/2014) [-]
well you get the gist of my view point...

peace will only happen when all your enemies are dead, diplomacy fails always

hail hydra
User avatar #44 - truesmokewolf (08/03/2014) [-]
The edge is so bad it hurts. Do refer to my comment just slightly above yours in the feed. I'm not copypasta-ing shit for anyone.
#56 - touché 08/02/2014 on The 90s +3
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User avatar #4 - YllekNayr (01/04/2013) [-]
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#1 - matoob (12/17/2012) [-]
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
User avatar #3 to #2 - matoob (12/20/2012) [-]
im sorry i dont have it
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