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#18 - tea-err for tier tear sounds like hear obviously  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Tear and Tier +1
User avatar #21 - womo (08/17/2014) [-]
I pronounce tier as tear (hear version)
#327 - too much work; Home; Uk Hate; France Like; ev… 08/17/2014 on R8 The World 0
#73 - Picture 08/17/2014 on New stormtrooper helmet,... +1
#214 - rusty stanley knife was the thumb one... what does tetanus anyway?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on American Healthcare 0
User avatar #215 - hemomagus (08/15/2014) [-]
im not 100% sure but if it gets bad enough and goes untreated it can lock up your joints and cause severe mustle pain.
#210 - What's this tetanus shot americans are so obsessed with? …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on American Healthcare 0
User avatar #213 - hemomagus (08/15/2014) [-]
acctualy tetanus comes from being cut with something rusty, like a hammer. i recall watching the video about this and the man in question cut himself on the end of a hammer.
User avatar #214 - oikake (08/15/2014) [-]
rusty stanley knife was the thumb one... what does tetanus anyway?
User avatar #215 - hemomagus (08/15/2014) [-]
im not 100% sure but if it gets bad enough and goes untreated it can lock up your joints and cause severe mustle pain.
#26 - I can't do it, I fap and then want to cuddle my hand afterward… 08/10/2014 on (untitled) -2
#1 - Well considering cyclists don't use the cycle lanes it's prett… 08/10/2014 on Thanks motherfucking much +3
#7 - What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Shrute bucks?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2014 on TEST +3
User avatar #8 - samxdaxman (08/10/2014) [-]
The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
#15 - coughingboss (08/11/2014) [-]
Dumbass
#3 - I need to make me a 2 ft Groot statue! would go great in my man cave! 08/10/2014 on They need to sell this 0
#50 - "MUM GET BACK INTO YOUR HOLE!" 08/10/2014 on What do you do? 0
#194 - i like you.... as a friend 08/10/2014 on What is one thing you want... 0
#14 - Darude - Sandstorm 08/10/2014 on Damn neato -1
#28 - mmmmm that's some giant roti there!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on dat skill dough +1
User avatar #33 - huzibizi (08/10/2014) [-]
yum
#31 - Reminds me of this...  [+] (19 new replies) 08/04/2014 on I find this extremely amusing +24
#68 - darkcorezeronine (08/10/2014) [-]
First time I see that! I might google some about it.
#47 - dafiltafish (08/04/2014) [-]
*weed-whacker noises*
User avatar #65 - fukkentyranitar (08/04/2014) [-]
BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM !!!!!!!!!!
#46 - adrenalinbbq (08/04/2014) [-]
I never understood why it only ignites once every rotation. There's nothing stopping it from igniting 3 times a rotation.
#50 - curesian (08/04/2014) [-]
Correct, and that's why there is 3 ignitions every rotation. The blue and red is there to show information about one specific side, the other 2 has various shades of gray(I assume it is to keep focus on the one specific side)
User avatar #48 - dafiltafish (08/04/2014) [-]
It is called a 3 rotor engine.

(you can't light air on fire without gasoline and you cant ignite the exhaust)
#49 - adrenalinbbq (08/04/2014) [-]
I know how this works. Look at the diagram. You can follow the one working side of the rotor going around. The other 2 sides aren't doing shit.
#59 - downsyndrisachoice (08/04/2014) [-]
The other 2 chambers are working too, the diagram just doesn't show it ;)
User avatar #51 - stenchschleifs (08/04/2014) [-]
probably lost in translation somewhere, but since the camber is filled with gas, ignited under compression, and released out of the exhaust valve, you don't really have any other places to get more of the fuel ignited. according to gif it does ignite 3 times during 1 rotation, otherwise it would just pump out fuel out of the exhaust 2/3 of each rotation.
#40 - fukkentyranitar (08/04/2014) [-]
BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM BRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAMBRAM.
User avatar #62 - turbodoosh (08/04/2014) [-]
I just saw one of these in the parking lot and was wondering what the hell type of car it was.
User avatar #64 - fukkentyranitar (08/04/2014) [-]
A Mazda RX-7.
User avatar #42 - SteyrAUG (08/04/2014) [-]
And after all of that noise he's still only going 25 mph.
User avatar #58 - thetallbeverage (08/04/2014) [-]
IF it doesn't break before getting to 25.
#34 - tyrannis has deleted their comment.
#43 - zyketor (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok, is my computer glitching, or does that thing run at like 3 fps?
User avatar #63 - iamkagji (08/04/2014) [-]
It runs at 3fps
#66 - zyketor (08/05/2014) [-]
tyrannis , why the fuck would anyone want such an insanely shitty quality gif?
#67 - tyrannis has deleted their comment.
#30 - Comment deleted 08/04/2014 on I find this extremely amusing 0
#43 - well you get the gist of my view point... peace will …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #44 - truesmokewolf (08/03/2014) [-]
The edge is so bad it hurts. Do refer to my comment just slightly above yours in the feed. I'm not copypasta-ing shit for anyone.
#38 - I'm actually for Israel on this... Might is right!  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #150 - alimais (08/03/2014) [-]
Reight beight m eight
User avatar #42 - truesmokewolf (08/03/2014) [-]
The phrase is "Might makes right", but that's not even the reason to stand with Israel.
User avatar #43 - oikake (08/03/2014) [-]
well you get the gist of my view point...

peace will only happen when all your enemies are dead, diplomacy fails always

hail hydra
User avatar #44 - truesmokewolf (08/03/2014) [-]
The edge is so bad it hurts. Do refer to my comment just slightly above yours in the feed. I'm not copypasta-ing shit for anyone.
#56 - touché 08/02/2014 on The 90s +3
#49 - dont you be ******** on my chinese calculator!  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on The 90s +2
#51 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
This is a chinese calculator.
User avatar #100 - mistafishy (08/03/2014) [-]
I knew a kid who looks identical to this kid... Or maybe they're both just Asian, but still.
User avatar #56 - oikake (08/02/2014) [-]
touché
#46 - YEAHHH BITCHES!!!!  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2014 on The 90s 0
User avatar #48 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
That's an abacus.
User avatar #49 - oikake (08/02/2014) [-]
dont you be shitting on my chinese calculator!
#51 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
This is a chinese calculator.
User avatar #100 - mistafishy (08/03/2014) [-]
I knew a kid who looks identical to this kid... Or maybe they're both just Asian, but still.
User avatar #56 - oikake (08/02/2014) [-]
touché
#11 - if everyone moved there before they shut their ports we would … 07/30/2014 on Ebola rampage 0
#68 - also this ;) 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
#67 - ahhh i'll have to ignore the french helping the americans then… 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
#49 - People got killed, politics were a dividing point and allies w…  [+] (23 new replies) 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride +8
#50 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You can call it what you want, but the US does stand as the only country thinking of it as a war.

Revolution: People fight the government
Coup 'd Etat: Military taking over government
Civil War: Nation splits into parts fighting for government, large scale of revolution
War (in this sense): Nations fighting

You could take every little dispute, revolution, conflict, civil war and so forth into the history of other nations too, but those lists would be much grander than the US.
#296 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
#293 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
Revolutions aren't real wars? You might want to look up the term war of Independence.
User avatar #112 - wotterpatch (07/30/2014) [-]
Let's just ignore the fact that france declared war on england over the united states, shall we?
User avatar #124 - fausticorn (07/30/2014) [-]
France declaring war on us isn't anything new or special.
User avatar #155 - wotterpatch (07/30/2014) [-]
Yea, the frogs tend to get mighty uppity
User avatar #67 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
ahhh i'll have to ignore the french helping the americans then ;) because otherwise, the French vs British would make it a war after all.....

lets keep that bit quiet
User avatar #66 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The US declared independence and became its own nation. Therefore the fight was between two nations. Dumbass.
#75 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
Same happened to Russia. It then became the Russian Civil War. Not a war in its own.
User avatar #80 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The red army didn't declare independence fucktard.
#86 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
They declared themselves Russian Soviet Federation, which was independent from the previous government.
User avatar #91 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
They were not trying to break off from Russia, they were trying to take over Russia. Learn the difference buddy.
#94 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
Same as the US, then.
User avatar #95 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh really? We were trying to take over Great Britain? That is news to me.
#99 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You tried taking over the North American mainland. Russia was a big piece of land with no colonies elsewhere. The US took what was available, the Red Army took what they could have. They both declared themselves independent before the Civil Wars began.
User avatar #102 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The red army wanted all of Russia. The US just wanted the US. It would be if Belarus declared independence from the USSR. That is a war. Not a civil war.
#114 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
it doesn't matter what you want out of it. What matters is that both the USSR and the US became nations by breaking free of the ruling government and subsequently fought out wars with them. The US was still at war with Britain afterwards, in the war of 1812. So it was perfectly plausible that they could've gone for Britain too. But unlike Russia, you'd have to cross a big chunk of water to get there, hence why neither side were very interested in an open conflict after the revolution.
User avatar #118 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
A big chunk of land that is bigger than the distance from London to New York. And last time I checked going by boat is easier than walking.
#131 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
It's very unfortunate if the boat sinks, though. Also, sickness. No roads, therefore more difficult to navigate. And poor weather. It's not like you sit down on a ship and it magically takes you there. If there hadn't been any risks, Napoleon could've just invaded by sea. Instead, he wanted to build a tunnel, which was only built long after he died.
User avatar #141 - bestfoxgirl (07/30/2014) [-]
I strongly recommend ceasing this pointless conversation, your partner can't keep up (had to deal with him not long ago, he's really dim, not to mention his lack of basic knowledge)
User avatar #158 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
Damn you are one butthurt little weaboo. Did you see again? After all 3 of our arguments I end up with positive thumbs and you end up with negative ones. How does it feel to be a retard?
User avatar #192 - bestfoxgirl (07/30/2014) [-]
Umm, you don't know what thumbs are, eh? XD

Don't know, tell me?
User avatar #68 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
also this ;)
#43 - Pretty sure the US did pretty well in the War of Independence  [+] (25 new replies) 07/30/2014 on 'Merican pride 0
#47 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You mean the Revolution? A revolution, which nobody outside of America counts as war? Look to any nation that has had a revolution and see if they would list it as a war.
User avatar #49 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
People got killed, politics were a dividing point and allies were made for the future nation... I'll call it a damned war if i fucking like!!!
#50 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You can call it what you want, but the US does stand as the only country thinking of it as a war.

Revolution: People fight the government
Coup 'd Etat: Military taking over government
Civil War: Nation splits into parts fighting for government, large scale of revolution
War (in this sense): Nations fighting

You could take every little dispute, revolution, conflict, civil war and so forth into the history of other nations too, but those lists would be much grander than the US.
#296 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
#293 - Womens Study Major (07/31/2014) [-]
Revolutions aren't real wars? You might want to look up the term war of Independence.
User avatar #112 - wotterpatch (07/30/2014) [-]
Let's just ignore the fact that france declared war on england over the united states, shall we?
User avatar #124 - fausticorn (07/30/2014) [-]
France declaring war on us isn't anything new or special.
User avatar #155 - wotterpatch (07/30/2014) [-]
Yea, the frogs tend to get mighty uppity
User avatar #67 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
ahhh i'll have to ignore the french helping the americans then ;) because otherwise, the French vs British would make it a war after all.....

lets keep that bit quiet
User avatar #66 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The US declared independence and became its own nation. Therefore the fight was between two nations. Dumbass.
#75 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
Same happened to Russia. It then became the Russian Civil War. Not a war in its own.
User avatar #80 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The red army didn't declare independence fucktard.
#86 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
They declared themselves Russian Soviet Federation, which was independent from the previous government.
User avatar #91 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
They were not trying to break off from Russia, they were trying to take over Russia. Learn the difference buddy.
#94 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
Same as the US, then.
User avatar #95 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
Oh really? We were trying to take over Great Britain? That is news to me.
#99 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
You tried taking over the North American mainland. Russia was a big piece of land with no colonies elsewhere. The US took what was available, the Red Army took what they could have. They both declared themselves independent before the Civil Wars began.
User avatar #102 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
The red army wanted all of Russia. The US just wanted the US. It would be if Belarus declared independence from the USSR. That is a war. Not a civil war.
#114 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
it doesn't matter what you want out of it. What matters is that both the USSR and the US became nations by breaking free of the ruling government and subsequently fought out wars with them. The US was still at war with Britain afterwards, in the war of 1812. So it was perfectly plausible that they could've gone for Britain too. But unlike Russia, you'd have to cross a big chunk of water to get there, hence why neither side were very interested in an open conflict after the revolution.
User avatar #118 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
A big chunk of land that is bigger than the distance from London to New York. And last time I checked going by boat is easier than walking.
#131 - comradewinter (07/30/2014) [-]
It's very unfortunate if the boat sinks, though. Also, sickness. No roads, therefore more difficult to navigate. And poor weather. It's not like you sit down on a ship and it magically takes you there. If there hadn't been any risks, Napoleon could've just invaded by sea. Instead, he wanted to build a tunnel, which was only built long after he died.
User avatar #141 - bestfoxgirl (07/30/2014) [-]
I strongly recommend ceasing this pointless conversation, your partner can't keep up (had to deal with him not long ago, he's really dim, not to mention his lack of basic knowledge)
User avatar #158 - damping (07/30/2014) [-]
Damn you are one butthurt little weaboo. Did you see again? After all 3 of our arguments I end up with positive thumbs and you end up with negative ones. How does it feel to be a retard?
User avatar #192 - bestfoxgirl (07/30/2014) [-]
Umm, you don't know what thumbs are, eh? XD

Don't know, tell me?
User avatar #68 - oikake (07/30/2014) [-]
also this ;)
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#1 - matoob (12/17/2012) [-]
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
User avatar #3 to #2 - matoob (12/20/2012) [-]
im sorry i dont have it
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