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oikake

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Gender: male
Age: 31
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:3/08/2015
Location:UK
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 21018 total,  23296 ,  2278
Comment Thumbs: 3970 total,  4736 ,  766
Content Level Progress: 71.7% (717/1000)
Level 220 Content: Mind Blower → Level 221 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:1
Content Views:798309
Times Content Favorited:1408 times
Total Comments Made:1118
FJ Points:2145
Favorite Tags: The Game (2)

latest user's comments

#4052256 - LMAO!!!! 07/13/2013 on Play items +1
#20 - it's a barm 07/12/2013 on It's a breadcake 0
#18 - Tell me about the rabbits, George...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Of Mice and Men Feels +1
#42 - unfitninjuh (07/16/2013) [-]
Guys like us, that work on ranches, are the loneliest guys in the world. They got no family. They don’t belong no place. . . . With us it ain’t like that. We got a future. We got somebody to talk to that gives a damn about us. We don’t have to sit in no bar room blowin’ in our jack jus’ because we got no place else to go. If them other guys gets in jail they can rot for all anybody gives a damn. But not us.
#8 - I really want to make Weeping angel garden gnomes and place th… 07/12/2013 on sounds like a fun game 0
#77 - His father wasn't an educated stone mason it seems 07/11/2013 on Iron Throne in George R.R.... +5
#75 - Agree, she can stay in her desert for all I care 07/11/2013 on Iron Throne in George R.R.... +2
#19891 - **oikake rolls 49** dubs for love! 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +6
#7 - SEEE!!!!!! pervy brazilians! 07/05/2013 on naughty Rio 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on naughty Rio +2
User avatar #6 - lizardnigger (07/05/2013) [-]
hory shet now i see it
User avatar #7 - oikake (07/05/2013) [-]
SEEE!!!!!! pervy brazilians!
#122 - Yes... yes it does....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Yummy 0
#120 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Yummy 0
User avatar #121 - walcorn (07/05/2013) [-]
I could tell
#118 - Well since you are obviously a fag, then that makes a lot of sense  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2013 on Yummy 0
User avatar #119 - walcorn (07/05/2013) [-]
Does it make you feel good to call people fags on invalid grounds?
#122 - oikake (07/05/2013) [-]
Yes... yes it does....
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User avatar #121 - walcorn (07/05/2013) [-]
I could tell
#13 - I've always associated Titanium with white because titanium ox… 07/04/2013 on What gives fireworks their... 0
#34 - Someone needs to ghost a drawing of Clara behind each one … 07/04/2013 on A Hero and his Companions +1
#16 - **oikake rolled a random image posted in comment #144 at T… 07/04/2013 on Cabbage³ -2
#21 - Even though he has long hair, the kid on the right wasn't meta… 07/04/2013 on Lightning +58
#13 - urgh not enough bacon or beer in that 07/04/2013 on Fractal cabbage -2
#18 - **oikake rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at P… 07/04/2013 on Do you even bend ? -1
#17 - This represent premature ejaculation; You go fast, fe… 07/04/2013 on Well fuck +3
#80 - Yes we do! 07/04/2013 on I have a new friend O_o +1
#189 - You ever heard the entire theme tune, its pretty much as crazy… 07/04/2013 on Disgusting 0
#113 - People instinctively run away from gunfire and screams of help… 07/04/2013 on Life Saving 0
#112 - I've had 3 attempted muggings in my life.. 1, Talked … 07/04/2013 on Life Saving -1
#12 - yes, just take the bullet in the head like a man, and die with…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/04/2013 on Life Saving +1
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User avatar #28 - codfourmotherfkers (07/04/2013) [-]
Tell that to Bat Wayne's dad.
#22 - fukkentyranitar (07/04/2013) [-]
You poor, naive fuck...
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User avatar #112 - oikake (07/04/2013) [-]
I've had 3 attempted muggings in my life..

1, Talked him out of it "im not giving you anything, but you stab me and take it then you are on a murder charge dude"

2, Stared him down, then spat in his face and shouted "COME ON TWATFACE" he kinda got the hint

3, I dove at him, he dropped his baseball bat, as he scrambled for it, i danced on his head

There is never an excuse for being a little bitch
User avatar #56 - fukkentyranitar (07/04/2013) [-]
You don't seem to understand why I am labeling you as a poor naive fuck. You seem to think that thieves will just leave you alone if you give them your shit. I also have a problem with "waiting" for him leave me alone. If some asshole with a weapon has just robbed me, I'm not waiting around for the next bus. I'm getting the fuck out and running for cover if possible.
#57 - Yesitsme has deleted their comment.
User avatar #59 - fukkentyranitar (07/04/2013) [-]
So what are they going to do? Give a brofist, suck my dick. I'm sorry but if I were a thief and I just mugged someone, 9/10 I'm not leaving witnesses.
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User avatar #113 - oikake (07/04/2013) [-]
People instinctively run away from gunfire and screams of help... the screaming thing is why police forces and defence classes teach women to scream "FIRE" because everyone loves to see shit burn
User avatar #21 - swordmasterredman (07/04/2013) [-]
they'll just shoot you anyway dumbass
User avatar #13 - Zeigh (07/04/2013) [-]
Watch where the gun is pointing for most of the maneuver.
#14 - gigabowzer (07/04/2013) [-]
Yes, but the gun doesn't fire until the trigger is pulled. If you bend the hand in a way, the first finger cannot move because of the maneuver he pulled.
#52 - **oikake rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Wal… 07/04/2013 on Cheers (Read Description) +1

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#1 - matoob (12/17/2012) [-]
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
User avatar #3 to #2 - matoob (12/20/2012) [-]
im sorry i dont have it
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