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Age: 31
Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:8/26/2014
Location:UK
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#64 - You don't want to do that, I cut their brake lines too 06/04/2013 on The more you know! -1
#62 - Picture 06/04/2013 on The more you know! 0
#61 - Picture 06/04/2013 on The more you know! 0
#60 - "potentially" doesn't mean it will. It's a …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2013 on The more you know! -2
User avatar #63 - BubsyB (06/04/2013) [-]
someonecallthefuckingpolice
User avatar #64 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
You don't want to do that, I cut their brake lines too

#48 - I ate it 06/04/2013 on How do you America? 0
#13 - But Seymore didn't wait for Fry though 06/04/2013 on title -6
#7 - This guy played Toribash way too much 06/04/2013 on Level UP! +2
#4 - Too soon dude, the ******* are still sensitive ab… 06/04/2013 on Rosa Parks 0
#7 - Wonder what people are gonna do when they see Tyrion escape fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on i feel bad for doing this -10
#8 - zackygates has deleted their comment.
#22 - This is how I America....  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2013 on How do you America? +3
User avatar #29 - thathorse (06/04/2013) [-]
LIAR! Where's your mounted machine gun.
User avatar #48 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
I ate it
#19 - but we sooooo happys  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2013 on The more you know! +16
#38 - omgwtfwhoami (06/04/2013) [-]
help
User avatar #62 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
#18 - No such thing as an innocent puppy 06/04/2013 on The more you know! +24
#3 - Just cut the brake lines not being able to go is …  [+] (27 new replies) 06/03/2013 on The more you know! +82
User avatar #68 - timmywankenobi (06/04/2013) [-]
really someone crosses you and your first instinct is to kill them and anyone in their path ?
User avatar #69 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
If someone crosses me, I don't want to kill them.

Just scare them enough they never cross me again

User avatar #70 - timmywankenobi (06/04/2013) [-]
okay but cutting the brakes has a fair chance of killing someone in or around the car.
User avatar #71 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
At least the fear will be real

User avatar #72 - timmywankenobi (06/04/2013) [-]
okay.
User avatar #75 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
People die everyday, what's 20 more in the grand scheme of things?

So long the lesson is learnt

User avatar #76 - timmywankenobi (06/04/2013) [-]
the dead learn no lessons .
User avatar #78 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
The survivors will though

User avatar #79 - timmywankenobi (06/04/2013) [-]
yes I suppose so.
User avatar #80 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
There are 2 people in the world you don't want to fuck with;

Those who will cut your brake cables

Those who will bite your cock off in a fight

User avatar #57 - BubsyB (06/04/2013) [-]
and potentially kills other innocents.
User avatar #60 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
"potentially" doesn't mean it will.

It's a risk I am willing to take
User avatar #63 - BubsyB (06/04/2013) [-]
someonecallthefuckingpolice
User avatar #64 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
You don't want to do that, I cut their brake lines too

#40 - thatguynobodylikes has deleted their comment.
#34 - butiloveu (06/04/2013) [-]
I don't know why I did this.
#35 - butiloveu (06/04/2013) [-]
I think I need help.
User avatar #61 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
#47 - sentryram (06/04/2013) [-]
So that's what happened to it
#43 - wardd (06/04/2013) [-]
#13 - anonymous (06/04/2013) [-]
just stop it with your god damn emoticons you faggots
User avatar #19 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]


but we sooooo happys
#38 - omgwtfwhoami (06/04/2013) [-]
help
User avatar #62 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - fightforfate (06/04/2013) [-]
they could die and potentially kill others.
they might kill a puppy!
do you want a innocent puppy to die?
User avatar #18 - oikake (06/04/2013) [-]
No such thing as an innocent puppy
User avatar #5 - tokitoki (06/04/2013) [-]
I like you.
#4 - and his inner monologue was voiced by Morgan Freeman? 06/03/2013 on Hodor +10
#7 - Its like that Dr Who episode where that sun/creature thing abs… 06/03/2013 on Life Hack -3
#1 - The best type of comedy, is the one you can relate to or have … 06/03/2013 on 8 sharp -1
#2 - In Robert Greenfield's STP: A Journey Through America with The…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on ........ Legend +29
User avatar #5 - zenbass (06/04/2013) [-]
Makes me think of the story of Led Zeppelin doing that chick with a fish. Apparently, while all the shenanigans were going down downtown, John Bonham was too busy playing D&D to care.
#4 - crzycuban (06/04/2013) [-]
standard temperature and pressure
#55 - I'm retarded, but fun 06/03/2013 on they're ok i suppose 0
#4 - Don't become Amish then 06/02/2013 on they're ok i suppose 0
#210 - oh, but it does!!! 06/02/2013 on London +4
#139 - Well it's not just streets, they learn the fastest routes and … 06/02/2013 on London +2
#13 - I do that, and in the afternoon i say "good morning"… 06/02/2013 on Bussdrivers 0
#34 - nay 06/02/2013 on Dontcha 0
#80 - Always ask a taxi driver. In London they do an exam t…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/02/2013 on London +75
#320 - anisbanana (06/02/2013) [-]
You got that advice from a post from like 2 years ago didnt you
User avatar #289 - kernelstack (06/02/2013) [-]
Cool stuff. I once read somewhere that those driving the black cabs actually train a part of the brain related to spatial awareness (or something like that) so hard, the brain actually physically grows around that area.

User avatar #279 - Maadmann (06/02/2013) [-]
"The Knowledge" sounds like some sort of order in The Elder Scrolls
User avatar #276 - kaitheguy (06/02/2013) [-]
hahaaha

"The Knowledge"

is it some kind of super power or some shit?
#237 - anonymous (06/02/2013) [-]
Isn't that test just for drivers of black cabs as they aren't allowed to use GPS?
User avatar #167 - suiker (06/02/2013) [-]
Capitalising 'The Knowledge' makes it look like 'The Knowledge' is some sort of ancient magic power or something
User avatar #210 - oikake (06/02/2013) [-]
oh, but it does!!!
#137 - learned (06/02/2013) [-]
ye, taxi drivers are supposed to know basically all the streets. I personally don't know why would someone bother to study the whole city just to become a taxi driver....
User avatar #139 - oikake (06/02/2013) [-]
Well it's not just streets, they learn the fastest routes and stuff, the exam is actually really hard. But ensures a high standard without sat navs
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on Incest +22
#21 - articulate (06/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - YllekNayr (01/04/2013) [-]
Heya, if you happen to want to post any more D&D related stuff, there's a channel for it here: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags
#1 - matoob (12/17/2012) [-]
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
User avatar #3 to #2 - matoob (12/20/2012) [-]
im sorry i dont have it
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