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Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
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#3 - **oikake rolls 290** or here  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Jagermeister 0
User avatar #4 - gobnick (11/18/2014) [-]
**gobnick rolls 645,471** fuck it, seems like a decent time for a roll
#11 - PATRIARCHY!!!! lets take it back! 11/18/2014 on when sjws give you shit 0
#28 - My fave re-work 11/11/2014 on Batman re-designs pt 2 0
#214 -    ▲ ▲  ▲ 11/02/2014 on A Secret revealed 0
#56 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on Follow The Circle +2
User avatar #86 - shovelsandskulls (11/02/2014) [-]
You now have infinite mana.
#11 - it entirely comes down to whether you allow the question to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on Well Played... 0
User avatar #12 - edraham (10/31/2014) [-]
maybe I'm not clever. I've a hard time understanding this but if I put a thought on what you said, I'll change just one thing : it always existed, and you cannot create it.
So... Lavoisier was right. /* Rien ne se perd, rien ne se crée. Tout se transforme. */
#8 - dont forget the minor bugs, such as trapped nerves and spasms …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on 404 brain not found +1
User avatar #14 - maximumpotato (10/31/2014) [-]
What about that dumb crap where you just sort of shiver uncontrollably for a few seconds? I get that a lot, no idea what it's about.
User avatar #10 - kuroyuri (10/31/2014) [-]
Fuck, I hate trapped nerves.
#9 - but the relevance of the answer is subject to the point in tim…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2014 on Well Played... 0
User avatar #10 - edraham (10/31/2014) [-]
So?
In the moment and after that, it is known. It exists, right ?
Once you read the question it becomes kind of a paradoxe.

Or maybe I'm just a dumb shit.
User avatar #11 - oikake (10/31/2014) [-]
it entirely comes down to whether you allow the question to be affected by time...

i do, because it makes more sense, kinda how people discover things... true they have always existed but people didnt know they did until they were...

or you can go for the, they have always existed therefore cant be discovered route?
User avatar #12 - edraham (10/31/2014) [-]
maybe I'm not clever. I've a hard time understanding this but if I put a thought on what you said, I'll change just one thing : it always existed, and you cannot create it.
So... Lavoisier was right. /* Rien ne se perd, rien ne se crée. Tout se transforme. */
#129 - eh? 10/31/2014 on What the fuck... 0
#7 - Picture 10/30/2014 on hitler disguises +2
#13 - isnt it 9 years or some crap like that... i know Daredevil rig… 10/30/2014 on SpiderMan's FW Civil War... +2
#25 - Also, London taxi drivers have a test to prove they have "…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2014 on history 0
User avatar #31 - iizsimon (10/31/2014) [-]
only the black cab drivers
User avatar #33 - istartedthewar (10/31/2014) [-]
Wait the drivers who drive those old-timey looking black cars or black cab drivers have to take it

I'm assuming it's the first one
#24 - Gotta give credit to London, it burnt down and instead of rebu…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/30/2014 on history +5
User avatar #25 - oikake (10/30/2014) [-]
Also, London taxi drivers have a test to prove they have "The Knowledge" and yes it is capitalised...
User avatar #31 - iizsimon (10/31/2014) [-]
only the black cab drivers
User avatar #33 - istartedthewar (10/31/2014) [-]
Wait the drivers who drive those old-timey looking black cars or black cab drivers have to take it

I'm assuming it's the first one
#4 - In manchester, uk, we just set fire to them.... wickerman style!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on It's a trap +13
#16 - firesky (10/31/2014) [-]
Friend of mine worked in the speed trap department of Siemens. He said in Greece only 1 out of 10 is legit as shit's expensive and Greeks tend to stop and take them apart if they see a flash.
#22 - Aunt Robin... in the spring of 2015 she had a threeway with ir… 10/30/2014 on Avengers Superhero Party +4
#18 - also the scanning guns work too, just make sure barcode is pul… 10/28/2014 on tatoos 0
#38 - And this is what would have happened if Harry became friends w… 10/28/2014 on feminism - i have... 0
#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on tatoos +2
User avatar #17 - tealkangaroo (10/28/2014) [-]
interesting. I didn't think to try the self price check machines
User avatar #18 - oikake (10/28/2014) [-]
also the scanning guns work too, just make sure barcode is pulled tight, and the gun at correct distance... like scanning a bag of apples
#51 - Poland = Most Eastest Germany 10/28/2014 on the binding of poland -1
#22 - it's a belief system, not technically a religion... but person…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/27/2014 on you're doing it right +5
User avatar #29 - rakogoki (10/27/2014) [-]
i wonder how it can be a belief system when atheism is just a singular idea/response to another idea.
anyways, i can understand why many would think atheism means ant-theism by default as that has been the view of us for centuries, however recently the majority more than ever has been trying to change that stereotype.

as for feminism, its the very definition of the word that favors females and is supposed to be used for when females have less rights than men, however in america where everyone is already equal under the law it is hardly appropriate of a word to be using.
#46 - anonymous (10/28/2014) [-]
Atheism is the firm belief that there is no divine being, despite lacking the ability to prove this point. Just like Theism is the firm belief that there is a divine being despite lacking the ability to prove this point.

It's why I like agnosticism, because it's the firm belief that we can't prove jack shit.
#79 - rakogoki (10/28/2014) [-]
actually that would be gnostic atheism, which only works under certain circumstances logical arguments, omnipotence is contradictory and cannot possibly exist for example . agnostic atheism is simply the rejection or lacking knowledge of the claim that a god/s exist, which works in all other circumstances evidential arguments, there have been no observations of prayer doing anything for example .
#92 - anonymous (10/28/2014) [-]
that's actually a nice chart

consider me corrected
#59 - oosime (10/28/2014) [-]
(a)theism and (a)gnosticism are not even the same type of idea, though. (a)theism = (lack of) belief in god(s). (a)gnosticism = (lack of) knowledge. there is no such thing as someone who is simply agnostic. whether or not you care if deities exist is another matter.
#25 - who can beat a whole team of metal benders? Melon Lor…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Finally got that hug :) +2
User avatar #26 - stifflimb (10/26/2014) [-]
No no, who can make a whole team of metal benders turn their backs and run away in fear of their lives! ze melon lord and she dont do hugs
#34 - mmfan (10/27/2014) [-]
**mmfan rolled image** What'll show up instead if Toph doesn't.
#27 - I'm gonna stick my foot up your leviticus!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Swear Words 0
#35 - zekeon (10/26/2014) [-]
listen here u lil leviticus
#76 - << me 10/26/2014 on Dere and shit 0
#16 - what the leviticus.....  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Swear Words +5
User avatar #21 - brucekillah (10/26/2014) [-]
Holy leviticus you are pushing my buttons
#27 - oikake (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm gonna stick my foot up your leviticus!
#35 - zekeon (10/26/2014) [-]
listen here u lil leviticus
#1507 - see you in a year dude  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2014 on Found on 8chan 0
User avatar #1508 - theghostrider (10/26/2014) [-]
Oh yes, I forgot I need to spend a year in the Tower.
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User avatar #4 - YllekNayr (01/04/2013) [-]
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#1 - matoob (12/17/2012) [-]
here's a gif to cheer you &quot;up&quot;
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
User avatar #3 to #2 - matoob (12/20/2012) [-]
im sorry i dont have it
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