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Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:UK
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#583 - **oikake rolls 3** 5/6 c'mon!!1 08/02/2013 on Roll your girlfriend!!! +1
#145 - I would scoop all the butter out of the tub, and put a singula… 08/02/2013 on Start thinking. 0
#143 - upper-deckers are classic  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on Start thinking. +2
#144 - Classic (08/02/2013) [-]
you rang?
#10 - It annoys me that Britain doesnt get the same frozen effect as…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Earth "breathing" 0
User avatar #40 - timmity (08/02/2013) [-]
and the jet stream and ireland gets the brunt of it in the form of the ice reaches us but melts and just makes the whole country damp
#31 - go get some then!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2013 on Don't know what to say -1
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/01/2013) [-]
I can't afford shoes.
#28 - I know!!! me too  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Don't know what to say -2
User avatar #29 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/01/2013) [-]
I kinda want some
User avatar #31 - oikake (08/01/2013) [-]
go get some then!!!
User avatar #32 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/01/2013) [-]
I can't afford shoes.
#149 - By recreating the atmosphere within the Kryptonian ship.. unle… 08/01/2013 on Who would win? +1
#23 - Beard, kitten, pipe, purse, engine and welding 6/15 07/27/2013 on The man card. 0
#37 - There's mine  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Just me +3
#43 - Zyklone (07/27/2013) [-]
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I was hoping to see everyone's bag of bags
#16 - I bet she loves Lego, she seems the type of person that would … 07/27/2013 on Cute Jennifer Lawrence +6
#39 - It's a camera to stop teenage girls from taking selfies...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Gyroscopically stable as shit. +8
User avatar #106 - BadManTaliban (07/27/2013) [-]
mirrors.
#55 - I have read too much Tolkien, I read it as Eleventy fourth birthday 07/27/2013 on The shit she's seen +1
#63 - Well technically neither is Captain America, he is peak human  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Bruce Wayne? +3
#64 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
Never said he was. We're talking about Batman though.
#154 - well i really appreciate it dude *euro-bro-hug*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Perfect Pancake +1
#155 - thewisedane (07/26/2013) [-]
#48 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Shredding +7
User avatar #62 - kevinipples (07/26/2013) [-]
emma stone is love, emma stone is life
#75 - jeffwamwam (07/26/2013) [-]
#139 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Perfect Pancake +1
#142 - thewisedane (07/26/2013) [-]
I have never had the pleasure of having someone admire my country's dishes... It makes me all sentimental.
User avatar #154 - oikake (07/26/2013) [-]
well i really appreciate it dude *euro-bro-hug*
#155 - thewisedane (07/26/2013) [-]
#101 - **oikake rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at s… 07/26/2013 on Perfect Pancake 0
#100 - Comment deleted 07/26/2013 on Perfect Pancake 0
#98 - i'm in the UK btw  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Perfect Pancake 0
#114 - thewisedane (07/26/2013) [-]
Okay then, listen up and pay respect to the glorious recipe on how to make FRIKADELLER!

Take one Onion, and take of anything not filled with juice or that isn't green. Then destroy that little green fella, so he ends up in tiny itsibitsy pieces. You can also make those bits a bit larger, if you want your Frikadeller to be CHUNCHY.

Get about 500 g of finely chopped meat (also called hakkekød in Denmark.) You blend that together with some salt (only a little, you can add more later.) and make sure it is completly blended together.

Now, get yourself an egg, crack it and throw everything but the shell in the bowl'o'meat. Add some pepper (same rule as the salt), the onion and about 1 dl of wheat flour and blend it together with 2 dl of milk. Make sure that you add the milk slowly.

When that badboy is ready, wait half an hour for it to settle.

Now bring out a pan or something similar, put some butter on the hot pan and let it rage a bit. When it has settled down, form small balls of the meat with a spoon or similar. Throw them on the pan and let them sear so they end up brown-black on both side of the delicious ball of goodness. Make sure to stay at the pan, these things might turn up black if you arn't flipping them at the right time.

When they are done, put them somewhere where they can keep up the heat, while you cook the rest of the meat.

Now eat the stuff with some cooked potatoes and some brown gravy.

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Here you go, my dear Brit. Make sure to use danish ingredients and follow this method, and you will end up with small frikadeller of pure epicness.
#139 - oikake (07/26/2013) [-]
#142 - thewisedane (07/26/2013) [-]
I have never had the pleasure of having someone admire my country's dishes... It makes me all sentimental.
User avatar #154 - oikake (07/26/2013) [-]
well i really appreciate it dude *euro-bro-hug*
#155 - thewisedane (07/26/2013) [-]
#97 - Nearest we get to these are the pre-made Frikedellen at Aldi..…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Perfect Pancake 0
User avatar #98 - oikake (07/26/2013) [-]
i'm in the UK btw
#114 - thewisedane (07/26/2013) [-]
Okay then, listen up and pay respect to the glorious recipe on how to make FRIKADELLER!

Take one Onion, and take of anything not filled with juice or that isn't green. Then destroy that little green fella, so he ends up in tiny itsibitsy pieces. You can also make those bits a bit larger, if you want your Frikadeller to be CHUNCHY.

Get about 500 g of finely chopped meat (also called hakkekød in Denmark.) You blend that together with some salt (only a little, you can add more later.) and make sure it is completly blended together.

Now, get yourself an egg, crack it and throw everything but the shell in the bowl'o'meat. Add some pepper (same rule as the salt), the onion and about 1 dl of wheat flour and blend it together with 2 dl of milk. Make sure that you add the milk slowly.

When that badboy is ready, wait half an hour for it to settle.

Now bring out a pan or something similar, put some butter on the hot pan and let it rage a bit. When it has settled down, form small balls of the meat with a spoon or similar. Throw them on the pan and let them sear so they end up brown-black on both side of the delicious ball of goodness. Make sure to stay at the pan, these things might turn up black if you arn't flipping them at the right time.

When they are done, put them somewhere where they can keep up the heat, while you cook the rest of the meat.

Now eat the stuff with some cooked potatoes and some brown gravy.

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Here you go, my dear Brit. Make sure to use danish ingredients and follow this method, and you will end up with small frikadeller of pure epicness.
#139 - oikake (07/26/2013) [-]
#142 - thewisedane (07/26/2013) [-]
I have never had the pleasure of having someone admire my country's dishes... It makes me all sentimental.
User avatar #154 - oikake (07/26/2013) [-]
well i really appreciate it dude *euro-bro-hug*
#155 - thewisedane (07/26/2013) [-]
#8 - Why is all this "noir" stuff so dark and dank, why i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Spider-Man Noir 0
#12 - mrvoodoo (07/24/2013) [-]
Noir, noir is french for black.
Sometimes used as dark.
That's why it's not cheerful, it's dark or black.Period.
#9 - lazyvoltage (07/24/2013) [-]
Because it's a style, same reason we don't have depressing feel-good movies or steampunk set in the middle ages.
#202 - Consider it is his first outing, he wasn't fighting powerless … 07/24/2013 on can't contain myself 0
#323 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on field is empty -1
User avatar #325 - timmywankenobi (07/23/2013) [-]
they believe if they control the porn they control the men.
#320 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on field is empty -1
User avatar #322 - timmywankenobi (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm just telling it as it is, it is a power grab for the radical feminists.
#323 - oikake (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #325 - timmywankenobi (07/23/2013) [-]
they believe if they control the porn they control the men.
#315 - Children who watch porn at a younger age get sexualised quicke…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on field is empty 0
#423 - maturity (07/23/2013) [-]
hmmmm
User avatar #335 - vrthbvyfa (07/23/2013) [-]
As much as I wish anything was as simple as that, it isn't that way. What you describe is the common opinion on why things are the way they are regarding the sexualisation of children, but as with most things, popular opinion does not line up with the truth.
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User avatar #4 - YllekNayr (01/04/2013) [-]
Heya, if you happen to want to post any more D&D related stuff, there's a channel for it here: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags
#1 - matoob (12/17/2012) [-]
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
User avatar #3 to #2 - matoob (12/20/2012) [-]
im sorry i dont have it
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