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Date Signed Up:4/16/2012
Last Login:10/31/2014
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#38 - if its a girl i am calling Dibs for 18 years and 9 months time...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on surprise! +41
#69 - asmathiel (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm calling dibs after 9 months
#4 - I stand on the pavement away from the paint... i keep my shoes… 11/24/2013 on Where do you stand? 0
#17 - The number of children that died on Galifrey... i know Tennant…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2013 on 50th 0
User avatar #23 - ehzio (11/24/2013) [-]
Matt is the man that forgets and Tennant is the man that regret remember?

During those 400 years he is trying to forget the number, while David still remembers how many because he counted
#13 - I really wished that Matt's Doctor actually gave an exact numb…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2013 on 50th 0
#15 - draeman (11/24/2013) [-]
..what?
User avatar #17 - oikake (11/24/2013) [-]
The number of children that died on Galifrey... i know Tennant rounded it off, but would be a nice touch that Matt would have been more precise
User avatar #23 - ehzio (11/24/2013) [-]
Matt is the man that forgets and Tennant is the man that regret remember?

During those 400 years he is trying to forget the number, while David still remembers how many because he counted
#34 - i tho n't know 11/21/2013 on You sure it is not yours? 0
#32 - Meh, i dont care if they getthe reference or thme down tho …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2013 on You sure it is not yours? 0
User avatar #33 - lebarricuda (11/21/2013) [-]
why you do this tho?
User avatar #34 - oikake (11/21/2013) [-]
i tho n't know
#29 - tho indeed  [+] (4 new replies) 11/21/2013 on You sure it is not yours? 0
User avatar #31 - subadanus (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh wow it got thumbed down.

Either this is getting old fast or someone doesn't get the reference.

or hes just sick of it
User avatar #32 - oikake (11/21/2013) [-]
Meh, i dont care if they getthe reference or thme down tho

it amuses me
User avatar #33 - lebarricuda (11/21/2013) [-]
why you do this tho?
User avatar #34 - oikake (11/21/2013) [-]
i tho n't know
#47 - Meh... small sympathies from me, my euro-mexican friend... kee… 11/21/2013 on Amen to that, brother! +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 11/20/2013 on James Bond and The Doctor +3
User avatar #5 - finblob (11/20/2013) [-]
The joke is that Scottish people don't like to relate to the English.
User avatar #10 - martycamp (11/21/2013) [-]
As a Scotsman, I'd like to clarify a point. We (generally) don't mind being called British. We are British, and are a part of Britain. Sure, we'd prefer to be called Scottish day-to-day, but British works.

What we don't like is when people use British as a synonym for English. Scotland is a part of Britain, as is Wales and Northern Ireland.
#48 - anon (11/21/2013) [-]
that's fucking stupid. you're Scottish, not British. If I was born and raised in Puerto Rico, I'd be Puerto Rican, not American.
User avatar #49 - azraelthemage (11/21/2013) [-]
Considering how Puerto Rico is a territory and not a state, your point is invalid.
#32 - telamatoes (11/21/2013) [-]
If you people didn't have a dozen ways of naming the same shit we wouldn't confuse it. I mean look at this, you got the British Isles, the British Islands, Great Britain, Ireland, the Republic of Ireland, Northern Ireland. Speaking of Ireland, they are a part of the British Isles, but they are not British. As some one who does not live in whatever-the-fuck-you-want-to-call-it, it's just weird.
#12 - cheweetk (11/21/2013) [-]
I dont like being called british cause it implies i could be scottish or welsh :/ same goes for when I have to put United Kingdom as country
#9 - anon (11/21/2013) [-]
britsh is ref to uk as whole
#8 - anon (11/21/2013) [-]
Yet they're still British. Several hundreds of years saw to that.
#6 - kainhall (11/20/2013) [-]
here, have my thumbs for a wel,l used joke i got immediately
#2 - When you try searching "Baba O'Riley" by The Who and… 11/20/2013 on I think my face just exploded +3
#13 - a claymore and scottish broadsword are very different... a cla…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2013 on All Scots are crazy 0
User avatar #14 - eddymolly (11/19/2013) [-]
Again from Wikipedia (judge the source as you will)

"The term "claymore" is sometimes also applied to the Scottish broadsword of the 17th and 18th centuries."
#11 - source? ok wikipoodia says "nicknamed Fighting Jack Churc…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2013 on All Scots are crazy 0
User avatar #12 - eddymolly (11/19/2013) [-]
A Claymore is a Broadsword, and Wiki also says "Churchill leapt forward from his position playing "March of the Cameron Men" on his bagpipes"

Theres a bit of proof (depending on how good of a source you find Wikipedia) and there are other accounts of pipers at normandy
User avatar #13 - oikake (11/19/2013) [-]
a claymore and scottish broadsword are very different... a claymore is in the drawing above.. a scottish broadsword is a short sword with a basket hilt
User avatar #14 - eddymolly (11/19/2013) [-]
Again from Wikipedia (judge the source as you will)

"The term "claymore" is sometimes also applied to the Scottish broadsword of the 17th and 18th centuries."
#8 - Thought he carried a Scottish Broadsword?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2013 on All Scots are crazy 0
User avatar #10 - eddymolly (11/19/2013) [-]
He's recorded having used Bagpipes, a Longbow and a Claymore
User avatar #11 - oikake (11/19/2013) [-]
source? ok wikipoodia says "nicknamed Fighting Jack Churchill and Mad Jack, was a British soldier who fought throughout the Second World War armed with a longbow, and a Scottish broadsword"
User avatar #12 - eddymolly (11/19/2013) [-]
A Claymore is a Broadsword, and Wiki also says "Churchill leapt forward from his position playing "March of the Cameron Men" on his bagpipes"

Theres a bit of proof (depending on how good of a source you find Wikipedia) and there are other accounts of pipers at normandy
User avatar #13 - oikake (11/19/2013) [-]
a claymore and scottish broadsword are very different... a claymore is in the drawing above.. a scottish broadsword is a short sword with a basket hilt
User avatar #14 - eddymolly (11/19/2013) [-]
Again from Wikipedia (judge the source as you will)

"The term "claymore" is sometimes also applied to the Scottish broadsword of the 17th and 18th centuries."
#1 - then as a power pill give it a shard of meth, and watch that f…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Wakawakawakawaka. +133
#31 - samoaspider (11/19/2013) [-]
This guy, I like this guy.
#2 - johangran (11/19/2013) [-]
#9 - YAY Malta.... i ******* love that little island (… 11/18/2013 on Europe 0
#9 - does a rainbow stone make a lesbeon?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on Eevee +162
#33 - FireLordOzai (11/19/2013) [-]
#30 - XxLawlietsBitchxX (11/19/2013) [-]
#10 - greenspirit (11/18/2013) [-]
my sides are in orbit thumb for you sir
#21 - man... all those michelin starred chefs are killing peoples wh… 11/18/2013 on A joint for kings 0
#5 - like how ****** midgets are concentrated with … 11/17/2013 on Fuck you -22
#23 - Dude, you ******* rule at unit conversions!! … 11/17/2013 on I'm ok with this 0
#5 - have a thumb you pink-text wanting bitch! 11/15/2013 on Pearly whites +5
#5 - Picture 11/15/2013 on Karma 0
#69 - I heard they do this because there is a myth that having sex w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on Electricity +1
#76 - jazzytheferret (11/15/2013) [-]
Why not just do some voodoo and give it to chickens in that case?
#119 - **oikake rolls 84** 11/15/2013 on Check 'em -2
#118 - Comment deleted 11/15/2013 on Check 'em 0
#66 - Poland are always unsure with Germany.. it's battered wife syndrome 11/13/2013 on Oh Greece. 0
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User avatar #4 - YllekNayr (01/04/2013) [-]
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#1 - matoob (12/17/2012) [-]
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
here's a gif to cheer you "up"
#2 to #1 - itemmaaan (12/20/2012) [-]
The sauce may I have?
User avatar #3 to #2 - matoob (12/20/2012) [-]
im sorry i dont have it
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