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|#89 - Amen, got cheated on by my S.O. of 4 years, we just got engage… [+] (15 new replies)||11/17/2014 on True love||+4|
#128 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (11/18/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, I'm better off without them. That guy is legitimately a loser, he's a pathological liar, he's a known cheater (had a girlfriend when he fucked my fiance). Plus, he's out of shape and going nowhere in life, he has no career prospects and he only has an associate's degree with no aspirations (My fiance apparently has an attraction to broken people cause she wants to 'fix' them). Meanwhile here I am, getting my bachelor's in CompSci, and I'm training to be a competitive Boxer (So basically I'm hella fit and ripped). All of my friends are laughing at the magnitude of her fuck-up. Basically she shot herself in the foot when she threw away her future with me. I can think of no better revenge than to become as successful as I can (Either in Boxing or in CompSci) and make her betrayal of me the biggest regret of her life. Thankfully I just dragged my ass out of a 1.5 week long depression, so I can set about getting myself back on track and on the road to an amazing life. Sorry for the long ass post, but I've never felt so adamant about something before haha
#129 - AnomynousUser (11/18/2014) [-]
Lol I'm proud of ya, man. When my gf and I mutually broke up after 3 years, I couldn't even talk to her for months (we're as good of friends as right before we hooked up now), so 1.5 weeks is amazing for this. But all dat talk about being fit makes me feel bad, lol. I've been wanting to do p90x for awhile (live 1/2 an hour away from campus, the parking is horrible as well, so using uni gym is not smart), but between college and my job, I just don't have enough time in the day. I'm sure that if I cut out all Internet I'd be able to, but isn't college about having at least a little fun?
#130 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (11/18/2014) [-]
Why thank you! I'm glad you were able to remain friends with her. I tried to stay friends with my ex, but I don't think I'll ever be able to talk to her again without being reminded of what she did to me. And I definitely feel you there! If it weren't for the fact that I live on campus, I probably wouldn't be working out as often as I am now! But I tell ya, once you get into the habit of working out, its so easy to make the extra effort to go. Cause I only started working out and Boxing 3 months ago, but its become a central part of my life now, its so fulfilling! If you can save up enough money and get yourself some personal workout gear to go in your apartment/house, I guarantee you'd be putting the work in everyday, plus you wouldn't have to cut out hardly any internet time!
#131 - AnomynousUser (11/18/2014) [-]
I still live at my house with my dad and brother since it would be stupid to double college cost to live half an hour away from home, so we already have all the stuff for working out. I even did about a week of p90x my junior (I'm not sure if it was that year or sophomore) until I got a stress fracture in my tibia from running too much outside of that, and since then I just haven't done any exercise that wasn't required. My junior year of highschool was definitely my peak physical condition, but that fracture just stopped me long enough to stay out of any routines, then senioritis hit and I am now soft and lazy (only 165 lbs at 5'8, so it's not terrible). It also doesn't help that my flat feet make running a literal pain. Hell, it can hurt just from walking the mile across campus.
Oh, and we broke up because we were in long distance and neither one of us could take it anymore, so we ended up just blowing a few things way out of proportion for the same reasons (we both just wanted the loneliness to end and felt it was going no where, but neither knew the other thought that at the time). I ended up texting her after I was sure I wouldn't fall back in love, and we confessed how it all ended out. Now we just send funny pictures and what not. If our reasons for breaking up were a problem that one of us actually caused (instead of distance/whatever), then I don't know how I would have reacted.
#132 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (11/18/2014) [-]
Ouch! That blows dude, also sorry to hear about the flat feet :/ And I feel you on the senioritis, I'm only a junior at my uni, but I'm just so burnt out from this semester (I just transferred from a community college, so the work load is a lot more), I just want to be done! And the depression caused me to lose a lot of my motivation to work out and train, so I haven't been but once during that time. But part of why I still manage to work out is because I told myself that when I came to this university, I'd do my best to get back in shape. And I know that if I quit now, I'd be letting myself down, and if there is one thing I HATE, its feeling disappointed in myself. Plus, I like it when I take my shirt off and I get a bunch of ladies and gay guys ogling me, it appeals to my vanity haha. Also I'm glad that at least the break up doesn't seem like it was too nasty and I'm glad it was mutual and not something worse!
#133 - AnomynousUser (11/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, right now I'm really behind on my work because I slacked off for a week or two. It sucks...
But I was depressed beyond even talking to anyone for a good few weeks when it happened. The worst thing was when it all happened, I put my phone down for a minute or so (remember, long distance), then I found myself mid-text saying "Something terrible just happened, I need to talk to you" because that's what I'd done for years - no matter what happened, I told her. If it were happy, sad, weird, etc. I'd tell her, and I didn't even notice how much I depended on that until I saw myself about to tell her about the breakup we just had. It probably sounds funny, and I can totally see how it does (telling the person you just broke up with that you broke up with her), but that moment made me feel so completely and utterly alone because I had no one to help me cope with anything (she helped me through a few deaths and I her).
#134 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh man, it seems we can relate on many levels! I have to bust my ass this week because I slacked off in my classes while I was depressed as well. And once I decided to cut off contact with her, it finally hit me how lonely I was, because she was pretty much the only person I hung out with on campus, and she was the person I talked to the most. I also realized that WAY too much of my happiness depended on me being with her. You know that old saying that true happiness comes from within? Well yeah, most of my happiness over the last 4 years came from being with her....big mistake. That realization is what threw me into the depression in the first place. But I can totally understand where you're coming from with the whole coming to her about the breakup, so many things had become so regular to do, I still get the urge to just start up a conversation with her because I had gotten so used to talking to her, even though I know that it will just cause me pain to do so now.
#135 - AnomynousUser (11/18/2014) [-]
Y'know what else hurts? Just not knowing what life could be like. Like, I know the one specific PM she sent me on YouTube that started our relationship up, and I remember thinking that it was going to be a HUGE decision in my life, one part of me saying to just ignore her (she honestly annoyed me beforehand because she shared her account with a friend and they switched like 10 times in our very first conversation, so we didn't talk for like 2 months when I ignored her, then she sent another message to me, asking if I remembered her, and that's the one I'm referring to) but another part inexplicably wouldn't let me. I had no idea why I felt so strongly about that one girl, and I still don't know how I did, but I ended up replying back. I often felt like my life might have been better if I didn't since having a long distance relationship throughout all of highschool isn't normal and isn't healthy. I still have a letter from one of my best friends who I almost asked out freshman year where she's just wishing me a happy birthday. I didn't because I was starting to get feelings for both of them, and didn't want to cheat via my emotions not being dedicated to one person, so I didn't ask her out. Then I didn't ask out another 2-3 girls who also had feelings for me because of the relationship. Shit's tough after a week of depression when you realize you could have had "normal" relationships, man.
And I'm sure that you also went through something like that. I mean, 4 years spent on someone who'd end up cheating on you - do you wish that you never met her, do you wish you would have just been friends, or do you wish that you'd do it because that's what helped made you you?
This shit's too philisophical for a business major lol
#137 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (11/18/2014) [-]
Well, I'm definitely glad I at least had a relationship with her, if I never got into a relationship with her, I wouldn't be at the university I'm at now, I wouldn't have discovered my love for Boxing or working out, and I wouldn't be in the major I'm in now if it weren't for that relationship. (Back in HS I had no clue what I wanted to do with my life or what University I wanted to attend. We started dating towards the end of our junior year of HS) But yeah, its because of her I found out I really love this university, and if I didn't come here, I wouldn't have met one of my closest friends (Who is my personal fitness trainer, helped me get into fitness) and I wouldn't be where I'm at right now. But the strangest, and perhaps saddest thing about this whole relationship, is how pure-hearted and fervently she pursued me back in HS. She had a crush on me, and actively pursued me for EIGHT MONTHS before I finally was able to open up my heart enough for a relationship with her. She worked SO HARD to make our relationship happen. She claimed that us falling in love is what brought her out of her depression (She was an emo in HS) And I tell you, she was so kind, so shy, and back then, she was so delicate. Now, she's lost all of her morals, and she's gotten in with a shitty crowd of equally morally bankrupt people and she's a cheater. And the crazy part is, when I ended the relationship (in person), she was so broken up that she tried to kill herself in front of me. She pulled out a knife, I dove for it and knocked it out of her hand. Shit was fucking crazy, I never knew she was that messed up in the head. Now she's in a relationship with that scumfuck and I couldn't be more sickened at what she's become. I don't know what happened to her, but she's no longer the girl I knew and loved.
#138 - AnomynousUser (11/18/2014) [-]
Damn, that's rough... I'm happy I can still get the joy of seeing her laugh at me (I do stuff like throw in hashtags at the end of texts and shit; my humor is usually just to take a light-hearted, often self-deprecating joke like that... I guess it's kinda like dad humor) but you don't even get that. I don't know what to say, man. My one relationship in life ended happily, and your relationship sounds painful...
#139 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (11/18/2014) [-]
Its all good, I'm happy for you that things ended well And I've had to deal with emotional pain on this level before (Lost one of my older brother's back in 7th grade, so I know how to deal with emotional pain) And besides, I'm doing fine now that I'm back on the market. If there's one thing I'm grateful for, its that I was blessed with good looks. Because right now I'm finding a lot of happiness in the companionship of other females. I don't need her friendship anymore, I have other women in my life who would be more than happy to be friends with me, and just about as many who want to sleep with me, I just couldn't because I'm actually loyal, but now I can! And while that probably sounds like a really weird way to cope, it works for me! haha
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