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#27 - "ebay" 01/21/2014 on silly jetfire 0
#26 - maybe when he touched the cube sliver he obtained knowledge of… 01/21/2014 on silly jetfire 0
#26 - i see the picture second with the figure but the first thing i… 01/21/2014 on Tauriel sure looks nice +1
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#5 - think he started a website with other comic makers from this s… 01/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#42 - i really hope this game comes out for consoles  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2014 on dayz review 0
User avatar #58 - thegamerslife (01/17/2014) [-]
It's not going to.
User avatar #54 - kylewkelly (01/17/2014) [-]
Even if it did, it wouldn't matter. The game is still in alpha right now.
User avatar #53 - bionicpanda (01/17/2014) [-]
it wont
#49 - yeah but if you're in the wrong lobby you then have some guy w…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Its done.. +1
#61 - pariahlol (01/16/2014) [-]
That's not how it works, have you even looked into it? Pvp takes place only in Cyrodil, while the rest of Tamriel is PvE
User avatar #50 - Shramin (01/14/2014) [-]
Why would you enter PVP if you want an offline experience?
#121 - make things become reality and i can still control them if the… 01/14/2014 on idk rail guns would be... 0
#45 - i hope it's not all online so i can still do missions offline  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Its done.. 0
#55 - msfattytroll (01/14/2014) [-]
its fucking called "The Elder Scrolls: Online"
User avatar #48 - Shramin (01/14/2014) [-]
its an MMo, why would an MMo be offline?

you could however treat it as a singleplayer experience, turn of chat, and pretend all the other players are strange NPC's.
User avatar #49 - ohgodwhatthefuck (01/14/2014) [-]
yeah but if you're in the wrong lobby you then have some guy with 70 magic throwing fireballs up your ass
#61 - pariahlol (01/16/2014) [-]
That's not how it works, have you even looked into it? Pvp takes place only in Cyrodil, while the rest of Tamriel is PvE
User avatar #50 - Shramin (01/14/2014) [-]
Why would you enter PVP if you want an offline experience?
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User avatar #219 - lonelyinkyy (09/10/2013) [-]
"Would you be impressed if i told you were dying, and all the cures they gave us was a lie" to the part of where the faggots get kicked out of the system or w.e?
#214 to #213 - lonelyinkyy (07/27/2013) [-]
You have no clue how much it sucks to have MPD...
User avatar #215 to #214 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/27/2013) [-]
MPD? that's multiple personality disorder, right?
User avatar #217 to #216 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/27/2013) [-]
yeah it must be bad
#218 to #217 - lonelyinkyy (07/27/2013) [-]
You have no clue... I'll say stuff to my boyfriend, and wake up, and it wasn't, well.. ME... Worst thing is, i don't even remember passing out, or waking up. or anything that happened in between.
User avatar #194 to #193 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/23/2013) [-]
i've already seen it and it's awesome
User avatar #195 to #194 - lonelyinkyy (07/24/2013) [-]
so, how has your day been?
User avatar #197 to #196 - lonelyinkyy (07/24/2013) [-]
Hm. i'll take that as good. Mine? Pretty crappy.
User avatar #199 to #198 - lonelyinkyy (07/24/2013) [-]
got into a pretty big argument with my boyfriend and such.
User avatar #200 to #199 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/24/2013) [-]
batman is the correct answer. i don't think iron man put anything special in his suit to cancel out EMP blasts
User avatar #202 to #200 - lonelyinkyy (07/24/2013) [-]
... i'll just go with wrong comment you replied to.
User avatar #203 to #202 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/24/2013) [-]
no, actually. i was trying to make a joke to try and help you cheer up by saying something off topic
#204 to #203 - lonelyinkyy (07/24/2013) [-]
Hm. didn't help.
#205 to #204 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/24/2013) [-]
then stare at this
then stare at this
#206 to #205 - lonelyinkyy (07/24/2013) [-]
see, that's cute.. not happy. i'd rather stare at this at this point.
see, that's cute.. not happy. i'd rather stare at this at this point.
#207 to #206 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/24/2013) [-]
cute stimulates happiness. they are too very connected emotions
#209 to #207 - lonelyinkyy (07/24/2013) [-]
Sorrow implements happiness.. Even if it isn't genuine.
User avatar #201 to #200 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/24/2013) [-]
maybe in the comic books he did but we will never know
#176 - lonelyinkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
so... i feel... "happy"...in a very sadistic way..
User avatar #177 to #176 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/23/2013) [-]
so you're feeling depressed yet you're trying to hide behind a smile
#178 to #177 - lonelyinkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
Well, when you put it like thaaat....yeah, pretty much.
User avatar #179 to #178 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/23/2013) [-]
that's how i feel around my family
#180 to #179 - lonelyinkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
And then, there's me on my birthday.
User avatar #181 to #180 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/23/2013) [-]
you take kids while in a demonic form jus tto throw a party?
#182 to #181 - lonelyinkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
yeah. But i don't return the kids.. i keep them.. Harvest them...
User avatar #184 to #182 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/23/2013) [-]
for the parents, i mean
#183 to #182 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/23/2013) [-]
disappointment at its finest
#185 to #183 - lonelyinkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
i don't know... i think me being a kid, playing gold on my gameboy,  getting to Ho-oh, and only using pokeballs to catch it, 30 minutes in, i catch it, try saving, and it freezes is more disappointing.
i don't know... i think me being a kid, playing gold on my gameboy, getting to Ho-oh, and only using pokeballs to catch it, 30 minutes in, i catch it, try saving, and it freezes is more disappointing.
User avatar #186 to #185 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/23/2013) [-]
that's not disappointing, that's a ******* horror story
#188 to #186 - lonelyinkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
Actually, no.. i'd probably have to say that my worst encounter that has ever happened to me in pokemon, is i was playing Soul silver, my lugia was shiny, i caught it, next morning "DATA HAS BEEN CORRUPTED." i think i died a little bit when it happened..
Actually, no.. i'd probably have to say that my worst encounter that has ever happened to me in pokemon, is i was playing Soul silver, my lugia was shiny, i caught it, next morning "DATA HAS BEEN CORRUPTED." i think i died a little bit when it happened..
User avatar #189 to #188 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/23/2013) [-]
the last time i died a little was when me and my brother were going to beat halo 1 on legendary mode without saving. we were on the last jump to the ship at the end. blew a fuse
User avatar #190 to #189 - lonelyinkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
Wow, that would've A: made me break my disk, or B: want to make me just hop out a window.

worst overall gaming experience, though... Probably when i was playing some Maplestory (yeah yeah.) and then i got banned for one hitting a high level monster.. this was when it was hard to level up, like "Train for 5 hours and only get 10%" hard.i was level 130... and banned. Or it would be the time i played Dragon panzer: Orta. Not because of the gameplay.. but the ending.. just... bleh.
User avatar #191 to #190 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/23/2013) [-]
that sounds like a stupid reason to get banned. well, goodnight
User avatar #192 to #191 - lonelyinkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
goodnight,
#187 to #186 - lonelyinkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
how do you think i felt.. the expression on my face was close to this.
#168 to #167 - lonelyinkyy (07/22/2013) [-]
i didn't wanna hurt you... yet..
#169 to #168 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/22/2013) [-]
you can't touch me if i can bend spoons
#170 to #169 - lonelyinkyy (07/22/2013) [-]
yes i can.. if i put you to sleep...
User avatar #171 to #170 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/22/2013) [-]
abra sleeps 18 hours a day and can still defend himself while sleeping. do you even pokemon?
#172 to #171 - lonelyinkyy (07/22/2013) [-]
when i say sleep... i mean darkrai nightmare, dream eating sleep... DO YOU EVEN DARK/GHOST TYPE.
User avatar #173 to #172 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/22/2013) [-]
ALL I HAD WAS A HAUNTER! STOP JUDGING ME!!!!
User avatar #175 to #173 - lonelyinkyy (07/22/2013) [-]
check your phone... i has a new ringtone that i made..
User avatar #174 to #173 - lonelyinkyy (07/22/2013) [-]
BITCH, I WILL ARCEUS GHOST PLATE YOUR ASS. THEN AFTERWORDS, I SHALL TAKE YOUR ABRA AND EAT IT'S DREAM AND USE THEM AS MY OWN.
User avatar #155 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
tiiiiirreeed..
User avatar #156 to #155 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
pinaaaaapllllllleeeeee. i guess i'm a little tired too
User avatar #157 to #156 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
i lost track of time, and didn't get any sleep. Tried napping, i was able to for an hour. Also, i got farther then i wanted to in my story. you going to go to sleep.?
User avatar #158 to #157 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
nah. all it really is are heavy eyes and a little yawning
User avatar #159 to #158 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
Ah. for me it's headache, drowsiness, and honestly, a bit nausea.
User avatar #161 to #160 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
i'm going to go take a tylenol and pass out. It probably did help that i drank a bit earlier.
User avatar #162 to #161 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
okay. goodnight
User avatar #163 to #162 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
i meant to say didn't* help that i drank a bit. Also, goodnight.
User avatar #135 to #134 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
hey, what's up?
#136 to #135 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
not much.. just one of those days where i feel... Sad.
User avatar #138 to #137 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
yeah.... So... what are you up to? Also, one of the reasons why i'm just a bit sad is just cause of some stuff that happened earlier.
User avatar #139 to #138 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
i'm just watching warehouse 13. sorry for the late response, i got caught up in talking with family
User avatar #140 to #139 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
haha, no worries. I'm getting a new job at a place i ACTUALLY want to work.. pays 10.50 an hour...
User avatar #141 to #140 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
oh hot damn. where you going to be working?
User avatar #142 to #141 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
places... work evey other day (Monday, Wednesday, Friday.) i'd say it's pretty good. If there is a open position, if you'd like, i'll try to recommend you. Until then... No one needs to know. Except for boyfriend, and one other person.
User avatar #143 to #142 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
well can you tell me what you at least do? i don't want to get stuck with a different job doing the same thing only closer to home. you know, if you did recommend me and i got the job
User avatar #144 to #143 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
Well, what I do is basically handle all the computer problems that people have. (coming in, asking me what's wrong with it and what not.) i can't say what you'd have to do, since i don't know any positions open atm.
User avatar #145 to #144 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
yeah, i don't know much about computers. i don't think i'm interested. i'd rather stay outside for 7 hours a day painting railings
User avatar #146 to #145 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
Well, if something does open, like maybe handling the desk, just handling purchases or so, i'll tell you. It's pretty good pay, though. Anyways, i'm going to go continue writing my story.
User avatar #147 to #146 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
okay. thanks
#148 to #147 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
i probably won't talk to you again tonight, so goodnight. i'm planning on writing at least 2 chapters.
i probably won't talk to you again tonight, so goodnight. i'm planning on writing at least 2 chapters.
User avatar #149 to #148 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
okay. good luck and goodnight
User avatar #150 to #149 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
oh, and as an f.y.i... wrong gif...
User avatar #151 to #150 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
gee, i don't know. this could relate to your story
#152 to #151 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
hey... that's only one "scene"... a.k.a... 10+ pages...
User avatar #153 to #152 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/18/2013) [-]
sounds kinky. goodnight
User avatar #154 to #153 - lonelyinkyy (07/18/2013) [-]
oh, trust me.. it is... i already have the way i'm going to write it out all played out in my head. Goodnight.
User avatar #123 to #121 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/15/2013) [-]
hey man i'm going to be leaving now so... yeah.
User avatar #125 to #123 - lonelyinkyy (07/15/2013) [-]
alright, talk to you later.
#124 to #122 - lonelyinkyy (07/15/2013) [-]
so, what are you doing?
User avatar #126 to #124 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/15/2013) [-]
just got back. i was at stingray bay all that time
#127 to #126 - lonelyinkyy (07/15/2013) [-]
oh. well then.. thanks for inviting me.. meanie.
#129 to #128 - lonelyinkyy (07/16/2013) [-]
just joking.. i dun really care.
just joking.. i dun really care.
User avatar #130 to #129 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/16/2013) [-]
there wasn't any room in the car anyways
User avatar #131 to #130 - lonelyinkyy (07/16/2013) [-]
eh, i'm probably going to be going to six flags or some shet with a friend next week..
User avatar #133 to #132 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/16/2013) [-]
i thought you didn't like rollercoasters?
#104 - lonelyinkyy (07/14/2013) [-]
heello.
heello.
User avatar #105 to #104 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/14/2013) [-]
hey, what's up?
#106 to #105 - lonelyinkyy (07/14/2013) [-]
not much. being ignored by boyfriend and such. You?
User avatar #107 to #106 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/14/2013) [-]
i just got home from the rib fest. why would he be ignoring you?
#108 to #107 - lonelyinkyy (07/14/2013) [-]
I don't know. He just randomly starts doing it. Later he says he doesn't mean to do it, and then right after that, about 5 minutes later, he starts doing it again.
User avatar #109 to #108 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/14/2013) [-]
maybe things are just coming up at the moment. are you guys texting or skyping?
#110 to #109 - lonelyinkyy (07/14/2013) [-]
Texting. That's the thing, though. he says for me to not just turn of my phone or w/e, then he just starts doing it again. Not to mention that he said he would tell me if he were doing something that wouldn't let him be able to respond, and yet, he never said anything.
User avatar #111 to #110 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/14/2013) [-]
well i don't really know what to say. i'm very sure he still loves you
#112 to #111 - lonelyinkyy (07/14/2013) [-]
I know he does... But my new thyroid medication to stabilize my T3 is making me have paranoia then i normally do.. and he knows that, that's why i prefer him at least telling me if he won't be able to text me or not..
User avatar #113 to #112 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/14/2013) [-]
ah, i see. your new medication is making you paranoid of him not texting you back after some time.
User avatar #114 to #113 - lonelyinkyy (07/14/2013) [-]
i'm paranoid all in all, but the medication makes me almost completely paranoid.. and in my head, i play out all the scenarios of what could happen. He could be hurt, get into a fight with someone..etc...
User avatar #115 to #114 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/14/2013) [-]
oh i know exactly how you feel. every single day i always think of the health and safety of my friends and family. i can see why you're really upset with this situation
#116 to #115 - lonelyinkyy (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah.. plus i go LITERALLY temporarily deaf for a few moments, and then my paranoia effects me, and i freak out, and if i'm out somewhere, i try to stay calm.. but, i just worry about him..
User avatar #117 to #116 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/14/2013) [-]
i guess a long distance relationship can really hard
#118 to #117 - lonelyinkyy (07/14/2013) [-]
mhm... i mean, i love him, he's the only thing that makes me well, even REMOTELY happy. but i worry about him, too... plus i'm a bit on the protective side with him..
User avatar #119 to #118 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/14/2013) [-]
okay. well i'll message/text you tomorrow. good night
User avatar #120 to #119 - lonelyinkyy (07/14/2013) [-]
Alright, good night.
User avatar #103 to #102 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/11/2013) [-]
so what did i do?
#100 to #99 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/11/2013) [-]
because pokemon
User avatar #101 to #100 - ohgodwhatthefuck (07/11/2013) [-]
not now either. i have to get up in the morning
User avatar #97 - lonelyinkyy (06/04/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link They don't have many games up atm, but they do have other stuff. enjoy.
User avatar #75 - lonelyinkyy (05/16/2013) [-]
...I got a head got double suplex time. i shall use it from now on, til i get a better one.
User avatar #96 to #75 - ohgodwhatthefuck (06/03/2013) [-]
hey about that site you never had time to tell me. do you think you could send a link my way please?
User avatar #77 to #75 - ohgodwhatthefuck (05/16/2013) [-]
okay. i also took pictures of my answers for gen con test. i'll send you them later
User avatar #78 to #77 - lonelyinkyy (05/16/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #76 to #75 - lonelyinkyy (05/16/2013) [-]
head called*
User avatar #68 - ohgodwhatthefuck (05/14/2013) [-]
hey lonelyinkyy what you up to?
User avatar #69 to #68 - lonelyinkyy (05/14/2013) [-]
you know... having asthma attacks, getting in fights, cutting my self, you know. the norm.
User avatar #70 to #69 - ohgodwhatthefuck (05/14/2013) [-]
cool. skype chat? i'm doing the test
User avatar #71 to #70 - lonelyinkyy (05/14/2013) [-]
sure. just add Inkie.
User avatar #73 to #71 - ohgodwhatthefuck (05/14/2013) [-]
add jeremymadman
User avatar #74 to #73 - lonelyinkyy (05/14/2013) [-]
there you go.
User avatar #72 to #71 - ohgodwhatthefuck (05/14/2013) [-]
so many inkies
User avatar #61 - ohgodwhatthefuck (05/03/2013) [-]
lonelyinkyy, i'm still waiting
User avatar #63 to #62 - ohgodwhatthefuck (05/04/2013) [-]
seen them
User avatar #64 to #63 - lonelyinkyy (05/04/2013) [-]
i assumed so. i'm just bored.
User avatar #65 to #64 - ohgodwhatthefuck (05/04/2013) [-]
so am i. i think i'm just going to go pirate some games and play those
User avatar #66 to #65 - lonelyinkyy (05/04/2013) [-]
if you have steam, i would reccomend warframe. i started playing it, and i like it.
User avatar #67 to #66 - ohgodwhatthefuck (05/04/2013) [-]
i don't have a steam. my computer kept skipping a bunch of frames the last time i played TF2.
User avatar #54 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/28/2013) [-]
hey lonelyinkyy, i just realized i have megkarps number in my phone. what should i do with it?
#55 to #54 - lonelyinkyy (04/28/2013) [-]
i dunno. i would say send him a bunch of random crap.
User avatar #56 to #55 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/29/2013) [-]
but wouldn't it be better, if i got some other people to do it from other parts of the us, and they sent him stuff? he wouldn't know who they are or who gave them the number
User avatar #57 to #56 - lonelyinkyy (04/29/2013) [-]
hm, yes, but at the same time, you can get in quite the trouble if he does find out it was you.
User avatar #58 to #57 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/29/2013) [-]
i'll keep it for 10 years and see what happens
User avatar #59 to #58 - lonelyinkyy (04/29/2013) [-]
okay then, well, i'm going to go. i was just getting on to brow for a bit, so, cya.
User avatar #53 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/24/2013) [-]
so what did you want to send me lonelyyinkyy?
#52 - lonelyinkyy (04/21/2013) [-]
This. All of my this.
User avatar #51 to #49 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/18/2013) [-]
hey so are you going to the station tomorrow?
User avatar #50 to #49 - ohgodwhatthefuck (04/17/2013) [-]
thunder n **** . big flash and boom during 8th period today. a few car alarms went off
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