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Date Signed Up:9/15/2011
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#15 - You will note I have not made the claim "worst line"…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2016 on The Hard Truth +4
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#18 - blueflags (02/01/2016) [-]
The script actually had "Only the Sith deals in such absolutes." This doesn't mean the line spoken was any better, but this time Lucas didn't fuck up, it was McGregor.

Not sure where I heard that though, could have been a youtube video, honestly
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#17 - brolylssj (02/01/2016) [-]
Or even "Only a Sith deals in such absolutes."
#12 - Yes, those would be a few of the other worst lines.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2016 on The Hard Truth +21
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#14 - carlonord (02/01/2016) [-]
Nope, worst line is "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
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#15 - ogomer (02/01/2016) [-]
You will note I have not made the claim "worst line", I have made the claim "some of the worst lines". And yes, I agree. 'Absolutes' is the worst line, especially considering that a slight rephrasing of the line would make it a goodish line. "Sith deal in absolutes." would be sooo much better. The line itself is no longer an absolute, and it doesn't imply Jedi never do absolutes, just that they aren't well regarded.
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#18 - blueflags (02/01/2016) [-]
The script actually had "Only the Sith deals in such absolutes." This doesn't mean the line spoken was any better, but this time Lucas didn't fuck up, it was McGregor.

Not sure where I heard that though, could have been a youtube video, honestly
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#17 - brolylssj (02/01/2016) [-]
Or even "Only a Sith deals in such absolutes."
#4 - These *******. They're pretty ******* neat in tomato soups or …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2016 on Parking fines 0
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#5 - woozuh (02/01/2016) [-]
I think i'll try them. Maybe i'll visit london.
Not right now tho. I want to visit london, not londonistan. Too scary.
#5 - Good work there captain obvious. Now you should also realize j…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/01/2016 on The Hard Truth +46
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#20 - blueflags (02/01/2016) [-]
I still don't know why it's a bad line. Let's just say it wasn't a metaphor, for sake of argument. Why is it bad? IRL, no-one would think "hey, that's pretty dumb" if a friend said the same statement. It's a statement of opinion from a character. It also would somewhat explain why Luke isn't found on Tatooine in the original trilogy.

I'll be honest, my defense for it, without considering the metaphor, is pretty weak. But I just don't see much of an argument for why it's bad
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#24 - ogomer (02/01/2016) [-]
Firstly, Hayden Christensen delivery of the line is rather flat and wooden (which I don't blame him for considering who directed the movie). Secondly, it's almost a frickin' pick-up line (no pick-up line ever was a good line). Thirdly, if you take the metaphor one step further and say the sand is himself, which isn't too much of a stretch considering he's saying it to flirt with Padme, not only is he saying he hates himself, but he's saying he is "rough [...] and gets everywhere". Jeez, calm your fucking penis down Anakin.

I'm sure people can come up with more reasons, but these are the ones that kill the line for me.
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#28 - blueflags (02/01/2016) [-]
I rewatched the scene to get what you're saying.

1) I wouldn't say that makes the line itself any worse (the receiving of it does, however)
2) I think your discontent with that aspect derives from the next statement "Not like you ..."
3) I can see this argument, but then it comes down to individual's interpretation of the line, not the line itself

Scene sucks, but this line, imo, is actually pretty important and likable
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#107 - killjoyus (02/02/2016) [-]
To be fair its a pretty poorly written line. "I don't like sand its course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere." that is not a well written line regardless of meaning or intentions. For starters he says "and" too many times making any sort of mystique or poetics melt from the line. Second course, rough, and irritating is ok, but course and rough are generally the same thing so hes basically saying its rough and rough and irritating.
Plus the delivery makes it sound romantic when its him bitching about sand.
#11 - neefew (02/01/2016) [-]
"now this is podracing"
"I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick"
"I saw... a security hologram of him... killing younglings"
#72 - stepsword (02/02/2016) [-]
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE JEDI ARE EVIL

mfw this line
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#112 - foxinascarf (02/02/2016) [-]
Being a jedi is a religion, If you bring love into their complex mind powers it makes the user irrational *cough* Anakin *cough*
#82 - kalimah (02/02/2016) [-]
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!
#12 - ogomer (02/01/2016) [-]
Yes, those would be a few of the other worst lines.
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#14 - carlonord (02/01/2016) [-]
Nope, worst line is "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
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#15 - ogomer (02/01/2016) [-]
You will note I have not made the claim "worst line", I have made the claim "some of the worst lines". And yes, I agree. 'Absolutes' is the worst line, especially considering that a slight rephrasing of the line would make it a goodish line. "Sith deal in absolutes." would be sooo much better. The line itself is no longer an absolute, and it doesn't imply Jedi never do absolutes, just that they aren't well regarded.
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#18 - blueflags (02/01/2016) [-]
The script actually had "Only the Sith deals in such absolutes." This doesn't mean the line spoken was any better, but this time Lucas didn't fuck up, it was McGregor.

Not sure where I heard that though, could have been a youtube video, honestly
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#17 - brolylssj (02/01/2016) [-]
Or even "Only a Sith deals in such absolutes."
#58 - Shadman, Psychichpebbles, Stamper and Oney are all part of a g…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/01/2016 on Fine Brothers +31
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#145 - rabbithabbit (02/01/2016) [-]
That is actually a strange mix. Like, Psychicpebbles, Stamper and Oney do funny videos and shit... and then there is Shadman who draws Mrs. Incredible raping Violet with a futa cock.

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#196 - thegrimpoe (02/02/2016) [-]
theyre all part of the newgrounds community, espicially back when it was alive
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#214 - rabbithabbit (02/02/2016) [-]
That does explain a lot.
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#119 - mulciber (02/01/2016) [-]
Include JonTron, RicePirate, JohnnyUtah, Spazkid and you get an idea of what a holiday party might be like.
#81 - Denigrating the glorious Ø by removing the beautiful line and…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2016 on Such is life in Norway +26
#91 - anon (01/30/2016) [-]
haha fuck you, we have the Þ and the Ð

ICELANDIC VIKINGS DESTROY SWEDES (GONE SEXUAL)
#30 - Youtube picks out a mix of actually related stuff and stuff re… 01/30/2016 on Such is life in Norway +5
#3 - Picture 01/29/2016 on Parallel universe +26
#11 - I met a guy once who didn't know steam sales were a thing. He …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2016 on Sunless Sea: Free Weekend! 0
#12 - datassman (01/29/2016) [-]
#9 - Cool. Then you didn't **** up.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2016 on Sunless Sea: Free Weekend! 0
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#10 - datassman (01/29/2016) [-]
I mean give me a little credit
#11 - ogomer (01/29/2016) [-]
I met a guy once who didn't know steam sales were a thing. He just bought stuff as he found it. I still have nightmares.
#12 - datassman (01/29/2016) [-]
#7 - Buying games from steam that aren't on sale? What are you, an amateur?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2016 on Sunless Sea: Free Weekend! 0
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#8 - datassman (01/29/2016) [-]
It was still the winter sale so I'm pretty sure I bought it for $8 anyway
#9 - ogomer (01/29/2016) [-]
Cool. Then you didn't fuck up.
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#10 - datassman (01/29/2016) [-]
I mean give me a little credit
#11 - ogomer (01/29/2016) [-]
I met a guy once who didn't know steam sales were a thing. He just bought stuff as he found it. I still have nightmares.
#12 - datassman (01/29/2016) [-]
#17 - D&D? Writing a book? Making a game? I can think of several… 01/28/2016 on I made another map thingy 0
#16 - Protip: Rivers never split, they only join together. So unless…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2016 on I made another map thingy 0
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#37 - simonhatesfj (01/29/2016) [-]
a god punched the river, that's why.
#2 - Hell ******* yes! The wait is over! 01/26/2016 on Arms inside the Hype Train... +4
#10 - #BlackCatsMatter 01/23/2016 on Aww +4
#111 - Comment deleted 01/23/2016 on Victory for men everywhere! 0
#7 - True, but this is a rather big one. 01/21/2016 on /pol/ gets trolled +15
#6 - Pretty good, but I'd want more of a "republic turning int… 01/21/2016 on If the Prequels were good 0
#3 - /pol/ throwing a tantrum is one of the funniest things to happ…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2016 on /pol/ gets trolled +271
#29 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/22/2016) [-]
can you explain what happened?
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#35 - selongb (01/22/2016) [-]
Based Rick was talking about trump supporters, and said that we should give them any credibility as "most of them are childless, single men who masturbate to Anime. They're not real political players."

/pol/ took offense to this and does what they always do, threw a hissy fit.
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#5 - trollmobile (01/21/2016) [-]
/pol/'s entire exitence is just one continuous tantrum
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#7 - ogomer (01/21/2016) [-]
True, but this is a rather big one.
#10 - Is not trap, is double trap.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2016 on Its not waifu material +91
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#19 - demonbreadofnorth (01/22/2016) [-]
iTs An AmBuSh
#15 - anon (01/22/2016) [-]
DOUBLE TRAP POWER!
#36 - anon (01/22/2016) [-]
I laugh so fucking hard every time those commercials are mentioned, that's my favorite shit
#9 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2016 on Doom: Gate Edition 0
#10 - kolya (01/21/2016) [-]
now do your job...you wouldn't want to disappoint her now would you
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#13 - mrpotatofudge (01/21/2016) [-]
JESUS

FUCK

YES

are there any ovas?

(season 1 included)
#22 - anon (01/22/2016) [-]
No ova so far, since it's still running this season, they haven't planned any. Maybe next season, who knows.
#33 - Picture 01/21/2016 on mass orgy 0
#55 - ******* perfect. 01/21/2016 on GOAT 0
#13 - God dayum. 01/21/2016 on Savage +1
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#32 - ogasm (08/23/2015) [-]
your user is freakishly close to my surname
#33 to #32 - ogomer (08/23/2015) [-]
That's because I stole it.
#21 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Hello
#22 to #21 - ogomer (08/11/2015) [-]
Hi?
#23 to #22 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
What's up?
#24 to #23 - ogomer (08/11/2015) [-]
Just got finished with some dark souls. Now I'm watching some counter monkey on youtube. You?
#25 to #24 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm considering going drinking because I'm bored as hell

What's your name?
#26 to #25 - ogomer (08/11/2015) [-]
Not a drinker myself, but I hope it'll quench some of your boredom.
Names Markus, what's yours?
#27 to #26 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Ronja, 21 years and a sushi chef ^^

Wai not
#28 to #27 - ogomer (08/11/2015) [-]
Ronja eh? You don't happen to be from Scandinavia?

Never had sushi, but really want to try some. Not that low quality **** you buy in plastic packs at the corner store, but that nice stuff they serve at venues.
#29 to #28 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm from Trondheim, Norway

My sushi bar is best bar
#30 to #29 - ogomer (08/11/2015) [-]
Haha. For en tilfeldighet! Æ å kjæm fra Trondheim. Bor på Steinkjer som student no men.
Hvilken sushi bar du jobbe på?
#31 to #30 - zombienurse (08/11/2015) [-]
Heimdal sushi bar

Nice ^^
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#12 - jonnyfrosty (01/19/2015) [-]
The end is nigh
#13 to #12 - ogomer (01/19/2015) [-]
Oh deer lawdh!
#14 to #13 - jonnyfrosty (01/19/2015) [-]
Now I just have to wait
#15 to #14 - ogomer (01/19/2015) [-]
I'm eagerly anticipating the coming of the dark lord.
#16 to #15 - jonnyfrosty (01/19/2015) [-]
#17 to #16 - jonnyfrosty (01/19/2015) [-]
****. Its way too small to hold the glory of our dark lord within
#18 to #17 - ogomer (01/19/2015) [-]
'Tis truly a glorious thing to behold!
#7 - jonnyfrosty (10/23/2014) [-]
Hi
#8 to #7 - ogomer (10/23/2014) [-]
Hey there sexeh. Whatcha doin?
Hey there sexeh. Whatcha doin?
#9 to #8 - jonnyfrosty (10/24/2014) [-]
Ah, yes. Im not doing much. U bby?
#10 to #9 - ogomer (10/24/2014) [-]
Gonna go to bed. 12 hour school days starting to take their toll.

My last thought before sleep lays its gentle hand on me will be of you; a single point of frosty excellence suspended in my cognizance, before I drift away; into the embrace of Morpheus. -sum poetic **** by me
#11 to #10 - jonnyfrosty (10/24/2014) [-]
"Sleep tight white pride" -jonny 'sexeh' frosty
#5 - jingleforth (01/29/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/Visions+of+hell/uXamGhK/246#246
No, you don't understand. I don't dream.
Literally, once I fall asleep, I immediately wake up the next morning. How am I supposed to write down what I didn't have?
#6 to #5 - ogomer (01/29/2013) [-]
Try self hypnosis then. It isn't that you don't dream, it is that your brain doesn't care to memorize what it does when you're asleep. I had the exact same problem that you have, but each night for two weeks I made myself a sentence like "please remember what I dreamt tonight", and repeated that sentence in my head until I fell asleep. You literally 'program' your brain to remember your dreams.
#1 - kilrog (03/09/2012) [-]
you sad bro? :<
#2 to #1 - ogomer (03/09/2012) [-]