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Date Signed Up:11/27/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#29 - When I'm a scrub. 12/20/2014 on Multiplayer +9
#44 - Toaru Majutsu no index 12/18/2014 on Thats not an L... +6
#31 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 12/10/2014 on you have a bad day?? +7
User avatar #51 - willindor (12/10/2014) [-]
Did lieutenant Dan survive this one?
#38 - hongkonglongdong (12/10/2014) [-]
Oh, man, I was worried there when I thought the chair legs were his actual leg bones sticking out.

This is fine, though.

What the hell's the story, though? I refuse to believe that in a real situation like that you'd stop for a nice smoke and have your photo taken.
User avatar #40 - drewbug (12/10/2014) [-]
I think the original post explained he was a movie extra.

Explains a lot.
#49 - brahdin (12/10/2014) [-]
I dont think thats a movie extra
#53 - bazda (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't think anyone with both legs blown off would have such a calm face, or be sitting anywhere other than a medi-vac or a field hospital.
User avatar #67 - brahdin (12/10/2014) [-]
you'd think otherwise right, but at that point im sure he is just waiting for a pickup or his legs are just singed from the looks of it. Trust me, iv seen some nasty spills and have guys be real calm loading them into the choppa from the sheer shock of it all.
#69 - bazda (12/11/2014) [-]
Dude, no tourniquets? This guy is dead in minutes. It's not real.
User avatar #70 - brahdin (12/11/2014) [-]
how do you know he didn't die later from that picture being taken. He could just be legless and they put longer bone prosthetic on him for all i know for the film.
If it where a movie i don't think you sit in a chair like that.
#73 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
You don't think actors get to sit down?
It's not real.
User avatar #74 - brahdin (12/11/2014) [-]
Whats not real?
the movie idea or it being real?
#86 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
He doesn't have an in-theater flag on his right shoulder.
#88 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
He's also not wearing an IBA but wearing a LBV. The blood is syrupy and well above the amputation point. Lots wrong with that picture, it ain't real.
#15 - Picture 12/09/2014 on Dance thread. GO! 0
#2 - Comment deleted 12/09/2014 on Me walking out of a final 0
#5 - **** tolerance.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on I'm really starting to hate... 0
User avatar #14 - Vancer (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't remember that episode
User avatar #16 - schmitty (12/10/2014) [-]
It's the one where Stan makes a guy's heart explode inside his own chest then he pokes the guy's eyes out and uses his eye sockets and mouth like bowling ball holes to throw him to the ground. After that he uses his suppressed pistol to shoot him 2 times.
#25 - When I'm a scrub.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2014 on When u a scrub +72
User avatar #48 - spaceturtlecadet (12/09/2014) [-]
first day in counter strike
User avatar #46 - cshp (12/09/2014) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #55 - hailstrom (12/09/2014) [-]
ghost in the shell
#53 - waschbecken (12/09/2014) [-]
first day in counter strike
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Monty Python and the Holy... +4
User avatar #58 - chrispoot (12/07/2014) [-]
My god, can someone PLEASE edit this with transparent backround thumbs? I mean look at this
#15 - Awesome. Let me just get a blanket and a coffee then. 12/07/2014 on officerofwar's profile 0
#13 - Do nothing you say.....  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on officerofwar's profile 0
#14 - DrollHumor (12/07/2014) [-]
Absolutely nothing.
#15 - officerofwar (12/07/2014) [-]
Awesome. Let me just get a blanket and a coffee then.

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#6 - DrollHumor ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Also, SANTA HAT HYPE.
Also, SANTA HAT HYPE.
#7 to #6 - officerofwar (12/07/2014) [-]
HOLY 						****					 HOLY 						****					 HOLY 						****					   
I will wear this with such pride.    
You have totally made my night.
HOLY **** HOLY **** HOLY ****
I will wear this with such pride.
You have totally made my night.
#8 to #7 - DrollHumor ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
B'aw
B'aw
#9 to #8 - officerofwar (12/07/2014) [-]
So adorable.    
You are my new favorite.
So adorable.
You are my new favorite.
#10 to #9 - DrollHumor ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
And I'm one person closer to taking over the world.
And I'm one person closer to taking over the world.
#11 to #10 - officerofwar (12/07/2014) [-]
Nah I don't do world domination.    
I do do naps though. Those are tight.
Nah I don't do world domination.
I do do naps though. Those are tight.
#12 to #11 - DrollHumor ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Oh that's the beauty of it, you don't have to do anything but favor me.    
The more people that favor me, the more people that won't ask questions when I start  taking over.
Oh that's the beauty of it, you don't have to do anything but favor me.
The more people that favor me, the more people that won't ask questions when I start taking over.
#13 to #12 - officerofwar (12/07/2014) [-]
Do nothing you say.....
Do nothing you say.....
#14 to #13 - DrollHumor ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Absolutely nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
#15 to #14 - officerofwar (12/07/2014) [-]
Awesome. Let me just get a blanket and a coffee then.
Awesome. Let me just get a blanket and a coffee then.
#3 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Hey man, I'm not sure how it's going, but I can see you barely have time to reply to me on Skype :c   
I hope it's going well my friend, and I hope we can have a conversation again soon
Hey man, I'm not sure how it's going, but I can see you barely have time to reply to me on Skype :c
I hope it's going well my friend, and I hope we can have a conversation again soon
#4 to #3 - officerofwar (03/30/2014) [-]
Hello there my friend. Yeah Skype sort of died on me. So I'm not on that any more. So far everything is alright. I guess. Just dealing with life right now. Stressful as usual and it doesn't want to get any better. So yeah. Life.
Hello there my friend. Yeah Skype sort of died on me. So I'm not on that any more. So far everything is alright. I guess. Just dealing with life right now. Stressful as usual and it doesn't want to get any better. So yeah. Life.
#5 to #4 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Keep your chin up my friend, trouble is never permanent
Keep your chin up my friend, trouble is never permanent
#1 - anonymous (03/14/2013) [-]
you are a massive faggot
krapawa ****** is not a game.
******* kill yourself
User avatar #2 to #1 - officerofwar (03/14/2013) [-]
Well aren't you a ray of sun shine. What's the matter? Can't take being shot down?
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