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oceanmist

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Date Signed Up:9/27/2011
Last Login:9/30/2016
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Comment Ranking:#14900
Highest Content Rank:#2609
Highest Comment Rank:#333
Content Thumbs: 3666 total,  4064 ,  398
Comment Thumbs: 18802 total,  20420 ,  1618
Content Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 54% (540/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:80807
Times Content Favorited:153 times
Total Comments Made:3261
FJ Points:11856
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#197 - I hope he doesn't actually believe that. That might have been…  [+] (2 replies) 05/11/2015 on So... 0
#201 - anon (05/11/2015) [-]
i didnt even watch it and i already know u are hating. i know joe talks about some different stuff but let people believe what they want. nothing is for sure in this crazy adventure called life anyway.
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#227 - oceanmist (05/12/2015) [-]
This dude just said that psychadelic shrooms made humans evolve to be smart. He then went on to state that he thinks its possible aliens sent those shrooms to us to communicate via getting high.
#87 - I don't think you grasp the purpose of the timestamp.  [+] (2 replies) 05/11/2015 on comic +4
#90 - Lintutu (05/11/2015) [-]
i have no paper or pens available to me right now
#93 - sirowlington (05/11/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll take it. Have a thumb.
#34 - Is that when you realized you were a furry?  [+] (1 reply) 05/11/2015 on Asians +16
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#36 - itskennyandjosh (05/11/2015) [-]
Nope, i knew i was a furry at around the time i seen pictures on the internet And then i found e621
#13 - Every Iphone, most high end android phones when new.  [+] (9 replies) 05/09/2015 on Rolex 0
#17 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Check again
#20 - Kadzait (05/09/2015) [-]
You check again motherfucker.
without contract they cost about $800
#22 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Highest possible price, and anyway, who would ever use all 64 fucking gigabytes?
#23 - Kadzait (05/09/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, be more pedantic.
Still not $200, or even close.
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#18 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
That little asterisk down there means that you can only get it for that price when you're up for a 2 year contract renewal. So if the new phone comes out 1 year in, that model costs $649
#19 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Still not 800$
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#21 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
128 gig is $849
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#15 - truesmokewolf (05/09/2015) [-]
I have the Samsung Galaxy S5 and I got it for $5 brand new from Sprint. So uhh you're doing this whole cellphone thing wrong. Also iPhones are absolutely Haram. They fucking suck. Get a real phone like an Android anything.
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#24 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
Or a windows phone if you don't care about apps.
I got one on a whim after trying the iphone first and while I hated the lack of apps at first, it just led to me rarely dicking around with my phone other than for music or web browsing which is nice.
#11 - Because in 20 years, your rolex will still work and hold its v…  [+] (11 replies) 05/09/2015 on Rolex +5
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#12 - mrselfdestruct (05/09/2015) [-]
my smart phone isn't 800$.
it came with my cellphone plan. 15$ additional to my monthly phone bill for 2 years. 360$.

what kind of smartphone costs 800$?
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#13 - oceanmist (05/09/2015) [-]
Every Iphone, most high end android phones when new.
#17 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Check again
#20 - Kadzait (05/09/2015) [-]
You check again motherfucker.
without contract they cost about $800
#22 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Highest possible price, and anyway, who would ever use all 64 fucking gigabytes?
#23 - Kadzait (05/09/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, be more pedantic.
Still not $200, or even close.
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#18 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
That little asterisk down there means that you can only get it for that price when you're up for a 2 year contract renewal. So if the new phone comes out 1 year in, that model costs $649
#19 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Still not 800$
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#21 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
128 gig is $849
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#15 - truesmokewolf (05/09/2015) [-]
I have the Samsung Galaxy S5 and I got it for $5 brand new from Sprint. So uhh you're doing this whole cellphone thing wrong. Also iPhones are absolutely Haram. They fucking suck. Get a real phone like an Android anything.
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#24 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
Or a windows phone if you don't care about apps.
I got one on a whim after trying the iphone first and while I hated the lack of apps at first, it just led to me rarely dicking around with my phone other than for music or web browsing which is nice.