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oceanmist

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Date Signed Up:9/27/2011
Last Login:7/12/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3666 total,  4064 ,  398
Comment Thumbs: 18789 total,  20407 ,  1618
Content Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 135 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 52.7% (527/1000)
Level 316 Comments: Wizard → Level 317 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:80789
Times Content Favorited:153 times
Total Comments Made:3260
FJ Points:11845
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#44 - That would be 28 actually 05/12/2015 on English game +5
#227 - This dude just said that psychadelic shrooms made humans evolv… 05/12/2015 on So... 0
#197 - I hope he doesn't actually believe that. That might have been…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on So... 0
#201 - anon (05/11/2015) [-]
i didnt even watch it and i already know u are hating. i know joe talks about some different stuff but let people believe what they want. nothing is for sure in this crazy adventure called life anyway.
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#227 - oceanmist (05/12/2015) [-]
This dude just said that psychadelic shrooms made humans evolve to be smart. He then went on to state that he thinks its possible aliens sent those shrooms to us to communicate via getting high.
#87 - I don't think you grasp the purpose of the timestamp.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2015 on comic +4
#90 - Lintutu (05/11/2015) [-]
i have no paper or pens available to me right now
#93 - sirowlington (05/11/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll take it. Have a thumb.
#34 - Is that when you realized you were a furry?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Asians +16
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#36 - itskennyandjosh (05/11/2015) [-]
Nope, i knew i was a furry at around the time i seen pictures on the internet And then i found e621
#44 - I didn't really like rat, it was too gamey for me. They don't… 05/09/2015 on Chris Pratt Bloopers 0
#13 - Every Iphone, most high end android phones when new.  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Rolex 0
#17 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Check again
#20 - Kadzait (05/09/2015) [-]
You check again motherfucker.
without contract they cost about $800
#22 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Highest possible price, and anyway, who would ever use all 64 fucking gigabytes?
#23 - Kadzait (05/09/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, be more pedantic.
Still not $200, or even close.
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#18 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
That little asterisk down there means that you can only get it for that price when you're up for a 2 year contract renewal. So if the new phone comes out 1 year in, that model costs $649
#19 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Still not 800$
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#21 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
128 gig is $849
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#15 - truesmokewolf (05/09/2015) [-]
I have the Samsung Galaxy S5 and I got it for $5 brand new from Sprint. So uhh you're doing this whole cellphone thing wrong. Also iPhones are absolutely Haram. They fucking suck. Get a real phone like an Android anything.
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#24 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
Or a windows phone if you don't care about apps.
I got one on a whim after trying the iphone first and while I hated the lack of apps at first, it just led to me rarely dicking around with my phone other than for music or web browsing which is nice.
#11 - Because in 20 years, your rolex will still work and hold its v…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Rolex +5
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#12 - mrselfdestruct (05/09/2015) [-]
my smart phone isn't 800$.
it came with my cellphone plan. 15$ additional to my monthly phone bill for 2 years. 360$.

what kind of smartphone costs 800$?
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#13 - oceanmist (05/09/2015) [-]
Every Iphone, most high end android phones when new.
#17 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Check again
#20 - Kadzait (05/09/2015) [-]
You check again motherfucker.
without contract they cost about $800
#22 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Highest possible price, and anyway, who would ever use all 64 fucking gigabytes?
#23 - Kadzait (05/09/2015) [-]
Holy fuck, be more pedantic.
Still not $200, or even close.
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#18 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
That little asterisk down there means that you can only get it for that price when you're up for a 2 year contract renewal. So if the new phone comes out 1 year in, that model costs $649
#19 - goodvibrations (05/09/2015) [-]
Still not 800$
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#21 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
128 gig is $849
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#15 - truesmokewolf (05/09/2015) [-]
I have the Samsung Galaxy S5 and I got it for $5 brand new from Sprint. So uhh you're doing this whole cellphone thing wrong. Also iPhones are absolutely Haram. They fucking suck. Get a real phone like an Android anything.
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#24 - tinglyturtletaint (05/09/2015) [-]
Or a windows phone if you don't care about apps.
I got one on a whim after trying the iphone first and while I hated the lack of apps at first, it just led to me rarely dicking around with my phone other than for music or web browsing which is nice.
#30 - Blanks have a good chance of still being lethal at point blank range 05/09/2015 on Yes. +4
#209 - Yes electric razor masterrace. Don't need gel or water, and I… 05/08/2015 on Razor burn 0