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#178 - thelastamerican (03/05/2015) [-]
I work at Wal-Mart during the summers as a second job, not because the pay is good or whatever, but because of these kinds of encounters: (I play a janitor by the way)
Woman: Do you have any yellow waterproof cloth?
Me: Yes, it'll be in the sporting goods. (Lean broom against a display) Back this way.
We arrive in sporting goods and I show her some ponchos that are treated cloth. (Hippy ponchos)
Woman: Oh, this is too big, I need something smaller.
Me: Ok, well, lets go check fabrics. I know they have yellow cloth and you can use some of this spray waterproofing. (I pick up a can of waterproofing spray and we head over to fabrics)
Woman looks through the fabric carefully and hands me a bolt of mustard colored fabric.
Woman: I need about 4 inches.
Me: I can't sell anything less than 1 yard.
Woman: Oh, I don't need very much, I'm repairing my garden gnome's umbrella.
Me: (Stupefied look) You're repairing an umbrella for a garden gnome?
Woman: Yes, my mother gave it to me, but a dog came by and turned it over and ripped up his little umbrella.
I hand her a scrap of yellow from under the counter and tell her she can have it for free because there isn't a system for charging for scraps.
And that is the strangest thing that I've ever encountered working at Wal-Mart.
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