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oceanfrank

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: dudemycar2
X-box Gamertag: ImBoutToMeltYou
Interests: Lacrosse, Sexing, Football, LoL, Vidya Games, Sexing
Date Signed Up:2/07/2013
Last Login:3/06/2015
Location:asdf
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Content Ranking:#5908
Comment Ranking:#4896
Highest Content Rank:#4395
Highest Comment Rank:#1589
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Level 52 Content: Sammich eater → Level 53 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 260 Comments: Pure Win → Level 261 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:3
Content Views:74673
Times Content Favorited:40 times
Total Comments Made:3739
FJ Points:6726
Favorite Tags: fuck (2) | is (2) | lol (2)
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#99 - k anon 19 hours ago on Leaves from the vine 0
#31 - i lub u mcbird <3  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on oceanfrank's profile 0
#32 - mcburd (03/05/2015) [-]
#214 - must be like a good luck gnome or something.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on dont be rude 0
User avatar #225 - thelastamerican (3 hours ago) [-]
She was probably just really attached to it, but still, this is a lot of work for a garden gnome.
#50 - ******* hell tie you explained my whole night 03/05/2015 on 4 am 0
#130 - I used to (still do when I go back to Connecticut to visit my …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2015 on dont be rude +1
User avatar #178 - thelastamerican (03/05/2015) [-]
I work at Wal-Mart during the summers as a second job, not because the pay is good or whatever, but because of these kinds of encounters: (I play a janitor by the way)

Woman: Do you have any yellow waterproof cloth?
Me: Yes, it'll be in the sporting goods. (Lean broom against a display) Back this way.
We arrive in sporting goods and I show her some ponchos that are treated cloth. (Hippy ponchos)
Woman: Oh, this is too big, I need something smaller.
Me: Ok, well, lets go check fabrics. I know they have yellow cloth and you can use some of this spray waterproofing. (I pick up a can of waterproofing spray and we head over to fabrics)
Woman looks through the fabric carefully and hands me a bolt of mustard colored fabric.
Woman: I need about 4 inches.
Me: I can't sell anything less than 1 yard.
Woman: Oh, I don't need very much, I'm repairing my garden gnome's umbrella.
Me: (Stupefied look) You're repairing an umbrella for a garden gnome?
Woman: Yes, my mother gave it to me, but a dog came by and turned it over and ripped up his little umbrella.
I hand her a scrap of yellow from under the counter and tell her she can have it for free because there isn't a system for charging for scraps.

And that is the strangest thing that I've ever encountered working at Wal-Mart.
User avatar #214 - oceanfrank (03/05/2015) [-]
must be like a good luck gnome or something.
User avatar #225 - thelastamerican (3 hours ago) [-]
She was probably just really attached to it, but still, this is a lot of work for a garden gnome.
#33 - the face of a defeated man 03/05/2015 on Whichi onei +9
#217 - it's going to be okay lil ***** . 03/04/2015 on Spess Mehreens 0
#57 - oh man I dont think I've ever been more happy that the hide al… 03/04/2015 on Premarital sex 0
#145 - Bruh as long as you dont go around throwing gang signs and try… 03/04/2015 on No need gun 0
#301 - hehe.. parasites wipe their **** on your iris 03/03/2015 on unique eyes 0

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#30 - mcburd ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
#31 to #30 - oceanfrank (03/05/2015) [-]
i lub u mcbird <3
User avatar #25 - whyheloitisijimble (01/27/2015) [-]
jimbles does a wonder of why you did a "friend please!" to him
User avatar #26 to #25 - oceanfrank (01/27/2015) [-]
because jimbles must be of a teachings to me of science daily.
User avatar #27 to #26 - whyheloitisijimble (01/27/2015) [-]
jimbles will do an attempt, but not always will the kid genial and invent know all of the scientific
User avatar #28 to #27 - oceanfrank (01/27/2015) [-]
it k jimbles i stand under and symapthesize with science guru
User avatar #29 to #28 - whyheloitisijimble (01/27/2015) [-]
jimbles does 2 thing:

1. Thank for sympathetic
2. jimble is underage for be guru
User avatar #24 - whyheloitisijimble (01/27/2015) [-]
why helo, it is i
User avatar #21 - turtlebaconn (09/08/2014) [-]
give me your ******* league name you twat
User avatar #22 to #21 - oceanfrank (09/08/2014) [-]
flownominal
#20 - lordfuckerslives (07/01/2014) [-]
hi.
requesting your avatar pic in full size.

or what, are you a chicken Mcfly?
User avatar #19 to #18 - oceanfrank (06/22/2014) [-]
holy **** you actually did it
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User avatar #8 to #7 - oceanfrank (02/24/2014) [-]
Frank Ocean - Thinking About You (Official Video)

yes, are you lilypichu?
User avatar #9 to #8 - turtlebaconn (02/24/2014) [-]
i dont know.. it says im turtlebaconn
User avatar #10 to #9 - oceanfrank (02/24/2014) [-]
you sound a lot like her lol.
User avatar #11 to #10 - turtlebaconn (02/24/2014) [-]
i get that alot..
but i have a secret
User avatar #12 to #11 - turtlebaconn (02/24/2014) [-]
thats not my real voice i sound like an 8 year old
User avatar #13 to #12 - oceanfrank (02/24/2014) [-]
What's the difference?
User avatar #15 to #14 - oceanfrank (02/24/2014) [-]
Oh now I hear it. Do you alter your voice yourself or nah?
User avatar #16 to #15 - turtlebaconn (02/24/2014) [-]
yeah i do alot

some guys in the gonzossm raidcall really like it so meh maybe some funnyjunk guys might?
User avatar #17 to #16 - oceanfrank (02/24/2014) [-]
It's cute lol. Just gives you the image of a pretty, shy girl which is what I (and most other guys) like.
User avatar #4 - turtlebaconn (01/10/2014) [-]
heard u like gonzo
User avatar #1 - alekksandar (04/27/2013) [-]
let me bum you in the butt
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