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#115 - BRB let me change my panties. 04/27/2013 on Exile +3
#94 - Thank you. 04/26/2013 on Don't fuck with /b/ 0
#89 - Sauce?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Don't fuck with /b/ 0
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#92 - landerp (04/26/2013) [-]
it's from The Whitest Kids U Know
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#94 - obnoxygen (04/26/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#156 - Comment deleted 04/26/2013 on Mah Nigga 0
#198 - Picture 04/23/2013 on This Guy +3
#194 - Here's a thought Maybe she's not into you.  [+] (20 new replies) 04/23/2013 on This Guy +5
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#218 - babbylicious (04/23/2013) [-]
If I am not into someone, I would not use their stuff which they gave me to try to hook up with those I do like.
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#219 - babbylicious (04/23/2013) [-]
or use them to my OWN benefit
#211 - iowndemostest (04/23/2013) [-]
Still pretty cunty to keep someone on the hook like that, she was taking advantage of his kindness and never told him she's not into him.
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#213 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
um maybe she didnt know he was into her and didnt realize she was "leading him on"
I've had guy friends for a long time and eventually they always say i've lead them on and?? I thought they just wanted to me friend. But I forgot, guys can't be nice to you unless they want to fuck you.
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#233 - lesrin (04/24/2013) [-]
i see where your coming from, but if someone buys you roses and valentines cards, chances are theyre into, ive never had a girl come up to me buy me something expensive, give me valentines cards, and ask me to dance with them and been like "oh cool she just wants to be my friend"
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#236 - whyisthishappening (04/24/2013) [-]
I buy gifts for my friends all the time? I mean..theyre just gifts. Its the thinking I dislike. "Hey if I get her this present she'll def know im into her. Instead of, you know, actually communicating with her."
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#239 - lesrin (04/24/2013) [-]
a gift is one thing, a valentines day card, roses etc? thats faaaaar past being friendly
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#244 - whyisthishappening (04/24/2013) [-]
My friend doesn't have a valentine, so I can't get him a gift on that day to make him feel less lonely?? Its almost like the "boys and girls cant just be friends" thing. Maybe I'm just odd/
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#250 - lesrin (04/24/2013) [-]
... your one of them huh? look im not saying its like you cant be freinds, but i dont go and buy my best friend "whos a guy" valentines stuff cus he didnt have a valentine, were friends about as close as they get, but theres a line between what friends do like going to see a movie, buying a gift for a birthday etc, and being more then friends and hinting at something, buy buying roses the tell tale sign of romance, or asking for someone to dance with you, if your crush went up to you bought you roses and a lovey dovey valentines card, do you think hes just being friendly? probly not, and the fact is hes probly not trying to be friendly, theres a difference between being friendly and flirting
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#255 - whyisthishappening (04/24/2013) [-]
um ok
so I can't buy my bff gifts on certain days because hes a dude
thats lame as hell

#225 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
"um" isn't a word. It's a fucking grunt. Every time I see someone type this out, I want to bitch slap them.
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#227 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
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#221 - iowndemostest (04/23/2013) [-]
They weren't even friends. You think after all that (including the Valentine's shit) she was that oblivious?

And no, we can be nice to you without wanting to fuck you. When someone persists for that long just for a girl's attention, fucking her is honestly the furthest thing from his mind.
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#222 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
"If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex."
I think that words it p well.
im going to get so much hate for this
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#226 - iowndemostest (04/23/2013) [-]
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I actually agree with that completely.

But of course that isn't ALWAYS the case.

Unfortunately I have no image to go with agreeing with anyone, so here.
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#229 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
thank u
Im glad someones not mad at me for once
no one on this site gets along w/ me at all
#230 - iowndemostest (04/23/2013) [-]
Any time.
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#224 - bowiespoon (04/23/2013) [-]
That about sums it up.
#197 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody's into you either.
#198 - obnoxygen (04/23/2013) [-]
#223 - We read of "Mice and Men". MFW at the end.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on The Great Gatsby +5
#235 - vomitjar (04/23/2013) [-]
We didn't have to read that in hungary. Read it anyway. Was feely.
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#231 - Kaellnx (04/23/2013) [-]
i was pissed when some bitched blurted that out at the middle of the book, at the end my friend texted me in class "George the retarded slayer" i lost it completely
#181 - I actually feel really bad for her... 04/22/2013 on Dafuq +4
#20 - I thought they put the luggage in the bottom...  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Glass Floored Plane +93
#145 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
it looks like normal feminist
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#85 - imasillyginger (04/21/2013) [-]
I always put my load in the bottom.
#68 - lamerthanyou (04/21/2013) [-]
What is that from?
#139 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]

german comedy
#27 - hillbillypowpow (04/21/2013) [-]
It's an April fools joke.
#23 - jeppetp (04/21/2013) [-]
Well, the bottom picture is fake... There is way too long between the floor and the windows.
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#42 - sleepisfortheweak (04/21/2013) [-]
"There is way too long between the floor and the windows." Is that a complete sentence?
#124 - jeppetp (04/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, not a native speaker... I probably meant something like "The distance between the floor and the windows is way too large"
#91 - Your name is so gloriously blue. 04/21/2013 on Hello. +1
#224 - That's upsetting... 04/21/2013 on everyday issues of being 6'10" 0
#208 - That also means you have a large penis.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on everyday issues of being 6'10" +2
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#222 - Whaaaaaaaaa (04/21/2013) [-]
untrue a majority of very tall people have very short penises.
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#224 - obnoxygen (04/21/2013) [-]
That's upsetting...
#6 - The face she's making ... it makes me want to punch her. 04/19/2013 on Why you lookin´? +29
#21 - >Cut the CD right side up so the shiny side is facing down …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Recycling cds 0
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#22 - highhopes (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm sure the result would be very nice.
#47 - Hello, everyone. How can I acquire Dragon Fruit? I liv…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2013 on Snowy Owl Carved From... +4
#133 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
Frys has some occasionaly.
#66 - bearmonkeythree (04/19/2013) [-]
it really doesnt taste anything (source: lived in vietnam for 2 months), but it looks good. try your local asian market/district
#48 - nicoquitemad (04/19/2013) [-]
Play Don't Starve.
#444 - That's true. 04/18/2013 on /b/ finding pics of the... 0
#440 - Wouldn't it be better to show the FBI?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on /b/ finding pics of the... 0
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#442 - pocketstooheavy (04/18/2013) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if some arm of the US government has a few people watching 4chan at all times.
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#444 - obnoxygen (04/18/2013) [-]
That's true.
#35 - I always wondered every time I read this comic... Why is Ameri…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2013 on TF2 as countries +2
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#53 - trantastic (04/17/2013) [-]
probably because they are so big
land and militarily wise
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#37 - imakejewburgers (04/17/2013) [-]
I think it's supposed to be a joke as to the stereotypical idiot jock American. I'm not sure though.
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#42 - Hybricide (04/17/2013) [-]
It is. If you look at him, America is nearly always portrayed as that ignorant football player from high school.
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#45 - Hreidmar (04/17/2013) [-]
Pretty much. According to her, she wanted to introduce America as a kind of somewhat well-meaning, definitely not too bright buff guy who slowly develops a tan. In general, it was just stereotypes. She portrays every country in the form of a national stereotype.
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#38 - shadowsynergy (04/17/2013) [-]
Military power dude. Military power.
#176 - Cry.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on What Would You Do If You... 0
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#177 - dubstepforme (04/17/2013) [-]
My first thought, actually
#48 - Slowpoke tails? 04/17/2013 on Do they Eat Pokemon? 0
#646 - I just skip the content 04/16/2013 on Boston Marathon -1
#34 - I fear that one day I will log into FunnyJunk and find a pictu… 04/15/2013 on typical 15 year old +2
#15 - This anime is the worst DBZ ever. 04/13/2013 on You're Not Just Saiyan That -7
#28 - Stop sucking up the world's precious oxygen supply. 04/13/2013 on normal 2sday +2
#169 - >Expecting food from Walmart is high quality 04/13/2013 on 3 Days Fresh +6
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#1 - thatnerdyguy (07/16/2012) [-]
Two things:

1. I like your username.

2. I'm taking your comment virginity.