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Date Signed Up:12/07/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
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Content Ranking:#11107
Comment Ranking:#23926
Highest Content Rank:#2332
Highest Comment Rank:#1059
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Comment Thumbs: 7518 total,  8284 ,  766
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#67 - I'm guessing the parents sued the company because they couldn'…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on legalize it +9
User avatar #69 - toastycracker (03/16/2013) [-]
Yup. Only in America, where you can get rich off of stupidity.


Fuck yea.
#70 - obnoxygen (03/16/2013) [-]
'Murica.
#64 - Why are they illegal?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2013 on legalize it +1
User avatar #66 - toastycracker (03/16/2013) [-]
Moron kid tried to eat it in a single bite. Choked on toy.
#81 - Khaydarin (03/16/2013) [-]
Actually it's because the FDA doesn't allow any non edible object to be inside an edible object. It's pretty impossible to even try to swallow those capsules to choke on them. It's still retarded I love those things but I don't have relatives out of the country anymore to send them to me.
User avatar #67 - obnoxygen (03/16/2013) [-]
I'm guessing the parents sued the company because they couldn't breed a more intelligent child?
User avatar #69 - toastycracker (03/16/2013) [-]
Yup. Only in America, where you can get rich off of stupidity.


Fuck yea.
#70 - obnoxygen (03/16/2013) [-]
'Murica.
#336 - The book and the movie are about two friends who are migrant w… 03/16/2013 on God damn feels... +3
#325 - WHY??  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on God damn feels... 0
User avatar #415 - brenton (03/16/2013) [-]
Because he's mentally handicapped, accidentally killed a girl, and was going to be tortured and lynched without knowing why. His friend didn't want him to have to go through that. So did his best to make his last moments happy ones.
User avatar #421 - obnoxygen (03/17/2013) [-]
I asked why he posted it. :L
#322 - I was happy today. 03/16/2013 on God damn feels... +4
#321 - No. It's Of Mice and Men. 03/16/2013 on God damn feels... 0
#242 - Picture 03/15/2013 on Give me your strangest GIF's +1
#131 - Every time I talk to my male friend, he assumes I'm flirting...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2013 on True that +3
User avatar #153 - oottovann (03/15/2013) [-]
If a guy assumes you're always flirting when you're not, that means there's only one thing on his mind:

SEX.

I'm a guy, I know.
#409 - Are you serious  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on Netflix 0
User avatar #411 - hitlerwillrapejew (03/14/2013) [-]
yeah. and it has a bunch of tires rolling behind it.
#285 - He grew up. <3  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Netflix +3
User avatar #302 - hitlerwillrapejew (03/13/2013) [-]
it's funny because in the end of the movie, it actually does get reincarnated into a tricycle.
User avatar #409 - obnoxygen (03/13/2013) [-]
Are you serious
User avatar #411 - hitlerwillrapejew (03/14/2013) [-]
yeah. and it has a bunch of tires rolling behind it.
#88 - Picture 03/11/2013 on Real life changer. +9
#43 - Don't like gay marriage? Don't get married to the same sex. …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Lesbians +74
#365 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
Technically, it's not marriage unless it's between a man and a woman with God's blessing. No matter what you call a gay union, it's not marriage.
User avatar #413 - graphically (03/11/2013) [-]
Your religion isn't the only one that practices marriage, so it's a stretch to say that fundamental Catholicism has any right to determine what qualifies a marriage in the eyes of the law.

Example: I'm Unitarian Universalist and my church/religion marries gay people and supports gay marriage.
#290 - awesomenessdefined (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm a good dancer; they'll come for me.
#190 - anonymous (03/11/2013) [-]
Don't like guns? Don't get shot!

just trying to make ajoke, dont get mad.
User avatar #406 - arstya (03/11/2013) [-]
They got mad.
#171 - brotify (03/11/2013) [-]
If anybody wants the wallpaper.
User avatar #154 - lightninghedgehog (03/11/2013) [-]
In the words of robin williams (paraphrased because my memory sucks): "If you're married for 40 years, it's always the same sex."
#46 - Oh. 03/09/2013 on I don't even +6
#146 - He's very handsome... 03/08/2013 on Sculpture guy +1
#111 - I would cry. 03/06/2013 on Go Go Rangers! 0
#237 - I'm sterile.... 03/06/2013 on Found out some exciting news! 0
#176 - Sometimes I feel that Family Guy is trying too hard now.. 03/05/2013 on First World Mila Kunis... +6
#98 - Hello.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on Douchebag brain +1
#157 - thecorinthian (03/03/2013) [-]
Hey! Carry on having an awesome name!
#56 - Those fences need to stop being created... 02/28/2013 on cringe +3
#98 - That child is the most adorable child I have ever seen.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Dad of the Year 0
User avatar #162 - poppinawheelie (02/28/2013) [-]
That's how I walk to school everyday.
#79 - I never been on it, so yeah.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on In a Parallel Universe 0
User avatar #80 - Leopard (02/27/2013) [-]
I've been on it. The only reason why I don't like it, is because I see it all over FJ 2 days after which pisses me off. I can't enjoy both sites at the same time if they have the same content, so I just go on FJ.
#73 - Oh, okay. Thanks.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2013 on In a Parallel Universe 0
User avatar #76 - Leopard (02/27/2013) [-]
Also, I have to mention, I've never really hated 9gag.
User avatar #79 - obnoxygen (02/27/2013) [-]
I never been on it, so yeah.
User avatar #80 - Leopard (02/27/2013) [-]
I've been on it. The only reason why I don't like it, is because I see it all over FJ 2 days after which pisses me off. I can't enjoy both sites at the same time if they have the same content, so I just go on FJ.
#64 - I-is imfunny worse than 9gag...?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2013 on In a Parallel Universe 0
User avatar #69 - Leopard (02/27/2013) [-]
Mainly because he's using Funnyjunk to advertise another funny image sharing site. It's like going to a coke store to advertise pepsi.
User avatar #73 - obnoxygen (02/27/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. Thanks.
User avatar #76 - Leopard (02/27/2013) [-]
Also, I have to mention, I've never really hated 9gag.
User avatar #79 - obnoxygen (02/27/2013) [-]
I never been on it, so yeah.
User avatar #80 - Leopard (02/27/2013) [-]
I've been on it. The only reason why I don't like it, is because I see it all over FJ 2 days after which pisses me off. I can't enjoy both sites at the same time if they have the same content, so I just go on FJ.
#70 - How original. I guarantee that your relationship status sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2013 on You honestly had the... +1
User avatar #88 - ghosttrainhaze (02/26/2013) [-]
Your screen name makes me chuckle lol.
#210 - I just laughed at that so hard.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Obama is a good Parent 0
#257 - masterboll (02/25/2013) [-]
i was even chuckling to myself when i posted this
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User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
Two things:

1. I like your username.

2. I'm taking your comment virginity.
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