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#58 - I feel so talentless when I see glorious artwork on here.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Woodburning with a... +9
#60 - lolkoi (05/06/2013) [-]
Your not talentless, you just judged a piece of artwork. You have the talent of vocabulary.
User avatar #84 - miscarriage (05/06/2013) [-]
You don't have the talent of grammar, apparently.

#88 - lolkoi (05/06/2013) [-]
But i was talking about his not
#89 - miscarriage (05/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 - fuzzysixx (05/06/2013) [-]
dat kitty
#65 - lolkoi (05/06/2013) [-]
#59 - I have black hair and brown eyes. **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on Nice Hitler +17
#82 - smokeymouse (05/04/2013) [-]
whats this from?
#45 - Girls' faces when 05/03/2013 on MFW trying to impress a... +2
#103 - 1/6 ply toilet paper. 05/02/2013 on NOPE +1
#121 - Is... is he pushing a s troll er? Poor child. 05/02/2013 on Expensive Banana +2
#86 - I always thought the arrow under Amazon was a smile.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2013 on tumblr +12
User avatar #112 - princeofbrokensoul (05/02/2013) [-]
#89 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
derp go teh hell basterd
#87 - scarytown (05/02/2013) [-]
me too. Now I feel a mixture of stupid and confused.
#90 - anonymous (05/02/2013) [-]
go teh helll!
User avatar #132 - areialview (05/02/2013) [-]
Pretty fuckin simple since I am going there already
#92 - scarytown (05/02/2013) [-]
#195 - Indeed he did. 05/01/2013 on Armed robbery 0
#190 - He began swinging it like a baseball bat.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Armed robbery 0
User avatar #193 - meatballsandwhich (05/01/2013) [-]
and that nigga deserved a swing to the face
User avatar #195 - obnoxygen (05/01/2013) [-]
Indeed he did.
#153 - Gun was probably not loaded.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2013 on Armed robbery +2
#188 - meatballsandwhich (05/01/2013) [-]
then why would he run ?
User avatar #190 - obnoxygen (05/01/2013) [-]
He began swinging it like a baseball bat.
User avatar #193 - meatballsandwhich (05/01/2013) [-]
and that nigga deserved a swing to the face
User avatar #195 - obnoxygen (05/01/2013) [-]
Indeed he did.
User avatar #169 - isomeras (05/01/2013) [-]
What the fuck, in both literal and figurative manners
#265 - Picture 04/28/2013 on sounds about right 0
#258 - I wish these people could just die already. 04/28/2013 on sounds about right 0
#138 - I hate when girls doesn't English. 04/28/2013 on Facebook (666) +6
#236 - Why in ***** name do these people protest funerals?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2013 on sounds about right 0
User avatar #261 - kieranbaker (04/28/2013) [-]
typically they protest military funereals due to the fact that when your in the military you tolerated homosexuality, therefore they believe that if you do that your going to hell when nowhere in the Bible does it say that. For the West Texas explosion....I have no idea
User avatar #342 - zorororonoa (04/29/2013) [-]
The most likely protested the texas funeral because they believe that if someone dies in an unnatural way, they deserved it because that was God's "punishment" or some shit. Also, I think (but I'm not sure) they believe that burying the dead and leaving condolences is "idol worshiping" so that might be another reason.

TL;DR they are fucked up
#265 - obnoxygen (04/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #259 - thedumbledore (04/28/2013) [-]
Because they are a mixture of brainwashed, stupid and ignorant.

They do it because they genuinely believe that these deaths and to an extent ALL unnatural deaths are a punishment from god for sinning. They don't particularly look into who they protest, they just assume they must be sinners (ergo some of the soldier funeral protests).
They take a special liking to protesting the funeral of gay people and large media deaths, because more people will see it and they hope to 'Spread their cause'.

They basically think that people should FEAR god to the highest extent, that women should be handed to husbands by their fathers, that prayer should be mandatory and that not believing in what they do should be punishable by death.

TLDR: They are cray-cray.
User avatar #251 - caesarslegion (04/28/2013) [-]
They claim it's because God told them too.

In reality, they are hate mongering ass holes who pervert religion to get what they want. They don't care, they WANT shit like this to happen so they can sue and get money.
User avatar #258 - obnoxygen (04/28/2013) [-]
I wish these people could just die already.
#132 - What the **** is Moon Moon? I've been gone for a week.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/28/2013 on Sealing Moon-Moon +3
#143 - thefortysecond (04/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #171 - shinypokemans (04/29/2013) [-]
Can anyone read what "L" is for "last letter of your last name"? I can't make it out.
User avatar #172 - thefortysecond (04/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #174 - thefortysecond (04/29/2013) [-]
i think
User avatar #167 - WizardOfTheLawl (04/29/2013) [-]
Im Rogue Demon
User avatar #156 - emptysuperman (04/29/2013) [-]
That's painfully unfunny.
User avatar #133 - rittgers (04/28/2013) [-]
moon moon is the new meme meme
#89 - At least he's not going to have a terrible mother. 04/27/2013 on Bitches today +1
#115 - BRB let me change my panties. 04/27/2013 on Exile +3
#94 - Thank you. 04/26/2013 on Don't fuck with /b/ 0
#89 - Sauce?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Don't fuck with /b/ 0
User avatar #92 - landerp (04/26/2013) [-]
it's from The Whitest Kids U Know
User avatar #94 - obnoxygen (04/26/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#156 - Comment deleted 04/26/2013 on Mah Nigga 0
#198 - Picture 04/23/2013 on This Guy +3
#194 - Here's a thought Maybe she's not into you.  [+] (20 new replies) 04/23/2013 on This Guy +5
User avatar #218 - babbylicious (04/23/2013) [-]
If I am not into someone, I would not use their stuff which they gave me to try to hook up with those I do like.
User avatar #219 - babbylicious (04/23/2013) [-]
or use them to my OWN benefit
#211 - iowndemostest (04/23/2013) [-]
Still pretty cunty to keep someone on the hook like that, she was taking advantage of his kindness and never told him she's not into him.
User avatar #213 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
um maybe she didnt know he was into her and didnt realize she was "leading him on"
I've had guy friends for a long time and eventually they always say i've lead them on and?? I thought they just wanted to me friend. But I forgot, guys can't be nice to you unless they want to fuck you.
User avatar #233 - lesrin (04/24/2013) [-]
i see where your coming from, but if someone buys you roses and valentines cards, chances are theyre into, ive never had a girl come up to me buy me something expensive, give me valentines cards, and ask me to dance with them and been like "oh cool she just wants to be my friend"
User avatar #236 - whyisthishappening (04/24/2013) [-]
I buy gifts for my friends all the time? I mean..theyre just gifts. Its the thinking I dislike. "Hey if I get her this present she'll def know im into her. Instead of, you know, actually communicating with her."
User avatar #239 - lesrin (04/24/2013) [-]
a gift is one thing, a valentines day card, roses etc? thats faaaaar past being friendly
User avatar #244 - whyisthishappening (04/24/2013) [-]
My friend doesn't have a valentine, so I can't get him a gift on that day to make him feel less lonely?? Its almost like the "boys and girls cant just be friends" thing. Maybe I'm just odd/
User avatar #250 - lesrin (04/24/2013) [-]
... your one of them huh? look im not saying its like you cant be freinds, but i dont go and buy my best friend "whos a guy" valentines stuff cus he didnt have a valentine, were friends about as close as they get, but theres a line between what friends do like going to see a movie, buying a gift for a birthday etc, and being more then friends and hinting at something, buy buying roses the tell tale sign of romance, or asking for someone to dance with you, if your crush went up to you bought you roses and a lovey dovey valentines card, do you think hes just being friendly? probly not, and the fact is hes probly not trying to be friendly, theres a difference between being friendly and flirting
User avatar #255 - whyisthishappening (04/24/2013) [-]
um ok
so I can't buy my bff gifts on certain days because hes a dude
thats lame as hell

#225 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
"um" isn't a word. It's a fucking grunt. Every time I see someone type this out, I want to bitch slap them.
User avatar #227 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #221 - iowndemostest (04/23/2013) [-]
They weren't even friends. You think after all that (including the Valentine's shit) she was that oblivious?

And no, we can be nice to you without wanting to fuck you. When someone persists for that long just for a girl's attention, fucking her is honestly the furthest thing from his mind.
User avatar #222 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
"If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex."
I think that words it p well.
im going to get so much hate for this
#226 - iowndemostest (04/23/2013) [-]
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I actually agree with that completely.

But of course that isn't ALWAYS the case.

Unfortunately I have no image to go with agreeing with anyone, so here.
User avatar #229 - whyisthishappening (04/23/2013) [-]
thank u
Im glad someones not mad at me for once
no one on this site gets along w/ me at all
#230 - iowndemostest (04/23/2013) [-]
Any time.
User avatar #224 - bowiespoon (04/23/2013) [-]
That about sums it up.
#197 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody's into you either.
#198 - obnoxygen (04/23/2013) [-]
#223 - We read of "Mice and Men". MFW at the end.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on The Great Gatsby +5
#235 - vomitjar (04/23/2013) [-]
We didn't have to read that in hungary. Read it anyway. Was feely.
User avatar #231 - Kaellnx (04/23/2013) [-]
i was pissed when some bitched blurted that out at the middle of the book, at the end my friend texted me in class "George the retarded slayer" i lost it completely
#181 - I actually feel really bad for her... 04/22/2013 on Dafuq +4
#20 - I thought they put the luggage in the bottom...  [+] (8 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Glass Floored Plane +93
#145 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]
it looks like normal feminist
User avatar #85 - imasillyginger (04/21/2013) [-]
I always put my load in the bottom.
#68 - lamerthanyou (04/21/2013) [-]
What is that from?
#139 - anonymous (04/21/2013) [-]

german comedy
#27 - hillbillypowpow (04/21/2013) [-]
It's an April fools joke.
#23 - jeppetp (04/21/2013) [-]
Well, the bottom picture is fake... There is way too long between the floor and the windows.
User avatar #42 - sleepisfortheweak (04/21/2013) [-]
"There is way too long between the floor and the windows." Is that a complete sentence?
#124 - jeppetp (04/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, not a native speaker... I probably meant something like "The distance between the floor and the windows is way too large"
#91 - Your name is so gloriously blue. 04/21/2013 on Hello. +1


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User avatar #1 - thatnerdyguy (07/16/2012) [-]
Two things:

1. I like your username.

2. I'm taking your comment virginity.
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