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    Uploaded: 08/10/12
    the tags are a lie the tags are a lie
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    Bet you can relate to this Bet you can relate to this
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    Oh, Mao Zedong Oh, Mao Zedong
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    True Story True Story

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#61 - ******** . You'd think that because the attractive…  [+] (24 new replies) 07/11/2014 on When Russia meets Japan! +211
User avatar #264 - soggypancakes (07/12/2014) [-]
She's probably wearing foundation.
User avatar #217 - deliciousjoecocker (07/12/2014) [-]
She has a freckle
User avatar #213 - feelythefeel (07/12/2014) [-]
shirt's ugly, 0/10
#179 - stalini (07/12/2014) [-]
Humans are species, not a race.
races are negroid, caucasoid, etc
#167 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
or, you know, there's more to getting laid and having children than being attractive.

and beauty standards change all the time.
#133 - thesoulseeker (07/12/2014) [-]
And then there's the fact that selective pressures have been changing along our technological and cultural development, however biology has always worked in the same way.
What I'm trying to say here is that "beautiful" isn't the most necessary trait for passing on your genes and hasn't been for quite some time, but of course this whole thing is rather more complicated than I care to explain here.
User avatar #115 - keltainenlumi (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you really think that she does not have any makeup on?
User avatar #111 - alphagex (07/12/2014) [-]
The fuck will help me in life if I'm a handsome devil i still don't got any jobs and I love my laptop for too much to go outside,but thank you for your compliment i felt my beauty was useless until now
User avatar #74 - zerotzallander (07/11/2014) [-]
What's up with her eyes thoug
#166 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
photoshop
#110 - fzjoss (07/12/2014) [-]
They are beatiful, thats it.
#109 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
why the fuck are you all so fucking oblivious suddenly

its photoshopped retarded, she has brown eyes
User avatar #168 - wallbuilder (07/12/2014) [-]
...Contact lenses out of the question then?
#62 - BloodAwaits (07/11/2014) [-]
It's widely known that in terms of facial attractiveness symmetry is the leading factor. What most people don't realize however is that we actually find a perfectly symmetrical face to be creepy and not as attractiveness as the same face with a minor flaw, such as a small mole on one side or the other. This is simply because a perfectly symmetrical face does not exist in nature.

TL;DR Nobodies flawless and even if they were we'd find them creepy as shit.
#268 - beergaroo (07/12/2014) [-]
I can vouch for that.
Here proof
#83 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
Tom Cruise has a front tooth centered on his face.



You will never unsee it
#280 - nthmetal (07/12/2014) [-]
absolutely horrifying.
User avatar #201 - scorcho (07/12/2014) [-]
you just ruined tom cruise more than actual tom cruise could ever hope.
User avatar #196 - xIArcticIx (07/12/2014) [-]
This is actually really bothersome.
#188 - shatt (07/12/2014) [-]
that line looks kind of tilted
#132 - hieros (07/12/2014) [-]
What ?!
#87 - BloodAwaits (07/11/2014) [-]
#63 - BloodAwaits (07/11/2014) [-]
I accidentally a word right there.
#84 - hillbillypowpow (07/11/2014) [-]
Isn't that part of the reason masks are creepy? I know there's a vsauce video about it but I'm lazy
#114 - I have an instinctive fear of man-made objects submerged underwater.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/04/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin +75
#241 - anonymous (07/04/2014) [-]
its ok i do too.
#164 - lampyridae (07/04/2014) [-]
MFW I do too
MFW while swimming in a river I cut my leg open on an old water pipe
MFW I almost lost my leg from the resultant infection
MFW I can't swim in a body of water that isn't clear
MFW I still can't even swim in a clear body of water as I can then see the bottom
User avatar #135 - katothepotato (07/04/2014) [-]
Don't worry man, me too. And to make it worse, I have a huge obsession with the R.M.S. Titanic and want to somehow go and see it some day. If that day comes, I'll either die in the sub from excitement, or fear.
#129 - swagbot (07/04/2014) [-]
that's because water is scary as fuck.
User avatar #186 - lotengo (07/04/2014) [-]
Pics of whatever livea in the hadal zone?
#285 - swagbot (07/05/2014) [-]
i dunno probably this
User avatar #161 - norkas (07/04/2014) [-]
Lost it at Cthulhu just chillin' at the bottom.
#149 - thebrothersmachado (07/04/2014) [-]
I have a fear of sea monsters. It actually started from this website.
#290 - swagbot (07/05/2014) [-]
#289 - swagbot (07/05/2014) [-]
#288 - swagbot (07/05/2014) [-]
#287 - swagbot (07/05/2014) [-]
#286 - swagbot (07/05/2014) [-]
lel here we go...
User avatar #133 - cdarthvader (07/04/2014) [-]
jesus fuck i hate the ocean
#1114 - YFW 07/04/2014 on Rate Yourself +3
#25 - I swear, if somebody says "I liked the old movies better …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on they came a long way +4
User avatar #31 - zourch (07/03/2014) [-]
it doesn't matter, a movie with to much CGI looks like a really good video game.
I'm not saying the older Avengers were better at all, I'm saying a lot of other movies lost there since of realism when there sequels used more CGI, and that doesn't matter how many people it took to create it. Jurassic Parks a perfect example for how
amazing there puppets looked. The T-Rex one that pushed the cars off the cliff
that was a puppet , and it fucking looked real.
User avatar #29 - sliverriver (07/03/2014) [-]
Still like the old Hulk movies more than the newer ones.
#276 - Picture 07/02/2014 on Frozen +1
#85 - OC (original commenter)-senpei has finally acknowledged me!  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Frozen +4
#86 - lzrbm (06/30/2014) [-]
#81 - LET IT GO  [+] (10 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Frozen +143
#273 - lzrbm (06/30/2014) [-]
We did it friend....Together.
#276 - obeyweegee (07/02/2014) [-]
#269 - killo (06/30/2014) [-]
When you see something so funny that you thumb it up as well as all of the laughing gifs below it
#235 - redorbit (06/30/2014) [-]
well put dammit
#167 - FJuserHAHA (06/30/2014) [-]
this is the best comment ive seen in a LONG time
#113 - drayn (06/30/2014) [-]
#105 - thefasrdog (06/30/2014) [-]
I wish I could give you more thumbs.
#84 - lzrbm (06/30/2014) [-]
I laughed too hard
#85 - obeyweegee (06/30/2014) [-]
OC (original commenter)-senpei has finally acknowledged me!
#86 - lzrbm (06/30/2014) [-]
#48 - Opinion here: I find the 90's art absolutely repulsive and una… 06/29/2014 on k-on in different time periods +4
#46 - Picture 06/29/2014 on k-on in different time periods +1
#44 - Don't worry, I know what you mean. I agree.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on k-on in different time periods +2
#45 - frenzyhero (06/29/2014) [-]
Hey, this has been happening all morning, why is this? Is whenever I rightclick.
User avatar #122 - caffeinecommissar (06/30/2014) [-]
It is the new Funnyjunk browsing mode, it has four options:
Nonexistent - Funnyjunk cease to exist and you have to figure out what to spent your time on now.
Nonexistence - Funnyjunk cause you to cease existing, no one has told us how that one works.
Nonresistant - Funnyjunk agrees to all your opinions and people always thumb your stuff up. All resistance ceases.
Nonsexist - Funnyjunk implodes since everything is sexist apparently.

Sorry, I'm not browsing in Nonsarcastic mode.
#46 - obeyweegee (06/29/2014) [-]

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#8 to #7 - obeyweegee (12/23/2013) [-]
It's strictly prohibited. Please eat outside.
#10 to #9 - obeyweegee (12/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. No, I'm not.
User avatar #11 to #10 - roll (02/08/2014) [-]
shhhhhhhhh
#2 - blokrokker (08/27/2013) [-]
Who are you and what do you want from me?
Who are you and what do you want from me?
#3 to #2 - obeyweegee (08/27/2013) [-]
Not much, I just really liked how you replied to Terani. You pulled it off pretty well with that .gif.
Not much, I just really liked how you replied to Terani. You pulled it off pretty well with that .gif.
#4 to #3 - blokrokker (08/28/2013) [-]
It's a good gif, isn't it? I was debating whether to use that one or this one. I liked that one a little more for that response.
It's a good gif, isn't it? I was debating whether to use that one or this one. I liked that one a little more for that response.
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