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Date Signed Up:12/21/2011
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#108 - Better than fighting guns with no guns dick 15 hours ago on Random Interesting Facts... +1
#25 - Iguenas tardes.. Anyone?? Ok.. 15 hours ago on Magic Eighth Twitter comp +1
#39 - You're an interplanetary dickwad 20 hours ago on What if... +6
#8 - Picture 20 hours ago on Twigga Wawnin +2
#15 - Why can't I stop watching  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Lil shit +3
User avatar #19 - wcpapier (20 hours ago) [-]
#14 - One day you will get robbed or even have your life threatened …  [+] (15 new replies) 22 hours ago on Random Interesting Facts... +68
#135 - jamiemsm (10 hours ago) [-]
tbh i dont know where i stand on this because on one hand i really see it as a good thing to be able to protect yourself but on the other, alot of people have guns and use them in a bad way. imagine some drunks getting in a fight where instead of getting a bloody nose, one will be shot and killed
#126 - innocentbabies (12 hours ago) [-]
Most criminals are cowards, and almost none will actually shoot you if given the option. I'm not saying that guns never save people, but in all fairness people are more likely to be killed doing something stupid with a gun than they are to be saved because they had a gun. That said, I like my guns, so I'd rather not have somebody take them away.
User avatar #107 - vycanismajoris (15 hours ago) [-]
>Let's fight guns with more guns, I'm sure that'll help.
User avatar #108 - obeythebiscuits (15 hours ago) [-]
Better than fighting guns with no guns dick
#98 - kingpongthedon (15 hours ago) [-]
I support gun ownership, but that's horseshit. I've been mugged more than a few times and I can say with absolute certainty that if I had a gun, one of us would be dead and I'm pretty sure the guy mugging me is quicker on the draw and more willing to use it than I am. When I've been mugged, they've been on me faster than I can comprehend patting me down for weapons. Someone puts a gun in your face and you don't think "Lemme make a sudden move and reach for my weapon," you just don't think, you do what you're told. I've never heard anybody who's actually been in the situation you propose where it works out well for the victim, but I've damn sure heard of cases where it didn't friend of a friend is just now getting out the hospital after getting shot after pulling a gun on the robber during a home invasion, he's going to be OK fortunately . It's always a hypothetical situation, but when that hypothetical turns to reality it never goes as planned. I fully support gun ownership, but I strongly believe it only makes that particular problem even worse.
#110 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't mean this to insult, but I disagree. I don't think that your average robber/hoodlum/urban youth would want to commit a robbery in a community they know is generally armed, because there will be SOME resistance. Also, I agree a gun wouldn't be much help in a mugging (assuming the guy mugging you isn't some incompetent fuck) but in a home invasion, I think it'd be more than helpful especially since you can get the drop on them. Plus, I think most people would want a gun more for situations where someone is actively trying to kill them, right?
#149 - xxxos (10 hours ago) [-]
People in China get death sentence for petty crimes, but still do it. No matter the possible punishment, people still count they will get away with crimes.
User avatar #90 - kittywithclaws (15 hours ago) [-]
I dont really want to get into an internet argument on gun control because we all know how well those turn out, but hopefully we can have a simple discussion

I hear this argument all the time of "what if a mugger has a gun". I live in the UK where we have stricter gun control (Note, it's still possible to obtain rifles/shotguns for hunting, pistols, assault rifles and all those "fun" things are pretty much banned outright) and I've never had this worry in my life. I know that there are criminals out there, hell London has a higher crime rate than New York, but the worry of them having a gun has never crossed my mind. Why does it seem so predominant in the gun control debates over there?
#34 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
Personally,I prefer being robbed than having to kill anyone. If my life were involved then of course I would try to defend in any way, but if I had to choose between being robbed or having to kill a bastard, I would rather being robbed.
#73 - RiflemanFunny (16 hours ago) [-]
Then your the type of person that shouldn't carry a gun. You don't have to kill them. A gun is to scare them away first, kill them second. Im armed.....if they don't care shoot their leg.
#31 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
>>#24,
One day you will recognise bait and not reply
It was not this day
User avatar #124 - theshinypen (12 hours ago) [-]
Im sorry anon... i failed you...
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#147 - twofreegerbils (10 hours ago) [-]
Holy shit man, where did the guy shoot?
User avatar #62 - relvel (17 hours ago) [-]
Oh god. I'm sorry to hear that. I probably would have passed out in a situation like that. You have very good nerves, and so does your brother. I don't like the way the world is today, but it's comforting to know that some people are able to handle it. I may just be some random stranger on the internet, but I wanted to say that I'm proud of you guys.
#74 - k 04/30/2014 on A real man 0
#70 - cant the anime autists just be banned to aother website please…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2014 on A real man -2
User avatar #76 - sneperker (05/03/2014) [-]
How dare you!
I do NOT dye my hair.
#75 - zoopityzop (05/01/2014) [-]
#73 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
>raging about things on the internet that don't matter the slightest bit in real life
> "...fantasizing about your non existent waifu's, you are a disappointment to your family..."


User avatar #74 - obeythebiscuits (04/30/2014) [-]
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#79 - aqua blue name master race 01/16/2014 on ha gayyy!!! 0
#74 - no grasshopper.. not probably.. i am most definitely right  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on ha gayyy!!! 0
#76 - sadistikal (01/16/2014) [-]
grasshopper?
User avatar #79 - obeythebiscuits (01/16/2014) [-]
aqua blue name master race

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