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#34 - Yes. My favourite is always Sleeping Beauty, which I have shar…  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on the fuck... +30
#54 - aconitumanthora (5 hours ago) [-]
I love these dark fairy tales so much. Most of these stories were meant to be a lesson for the children, not just some happily ending chit chat. Like the Little Red Riding Hood. She strays from the path and gets eaten - do what your mother told you, or else... Lovely!
User avatar #43 - pitchdark (8 hours ago) [-]
And it's great
#18 - See #17 for more info, but for older stories almost always the… 14 hours ago on the fuck... 0
#17 - In coming English student who actually read and studied J.M. B…  [+] (6 new replies) 14 hours ago on the fuck... +96
#74 - heathledgerisagod (1 hour ago) [-]
In the epilogue to the original novel, Peter visits Wendy after one year from the original adventure. He reveals that he's forgetten about Tinker Bell, as she's probably died, and that he's forgotten about Captain Hook and the adventures they had together. He then proceeds to leave and forget about Wendy for another twenty years until he comes back. She's now an adult and cannot fly, even though she wants to. Peter takes he daughter Jane instead to Neverland, and starts a cycle of children who join him once a year.
#56 - maledicere (5 hours ago) [-]
And let's not forget how Victor Hugo painted Notre Dame with this lovely novel.

Children's fairy tales are not what they were meant to be and thus the people who are seeing a fantasy fairy tale made by Disney always tries to double check the facts because usually 'it's too good to be a happily ever after'
#21 - fishinyourface (13 hours ago) [-]
I can see why disney changed the stories. Fucking little mermaid ends up being rejected by the prince and turns into seafoam for all of eternity because she has no soul. shit's messed up yo
User avatar #34 - nyxeos (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes. My favourite is always Sleeping Beauty, which I have shared before but I will again. It's correct that she is cursed by a spindle poke and falls into a deep sleep, but that's actually where the story begins. A hundred years pass while she sleeps until a king finds her, and rapes her. Some time later, she gives birth to twins, in her sleep. The fairies come in here to help the babies nurse from their comatose mother. One day one of the twins accidentally sucks on her finger instead of her tit, sucking out the splinter from the spindle, and she wakes up. Conveniently, this is when the king returns. Everyone is overjoyed at the family reunion. But the king is married. Depending on if you go Grimm or Perrault version, the queen tries to have the chef cook up Sleeping Beauty and the twins either for herself or to give to the king to eat unknowingly. The cook backs out and gives her other meat instead, hiding away the three. The Queen hears them laughing one day, and then she either plots to have them thrown into a giant fire but is thrown in herself when the king discovers it, or for them to be thrown into a vat of various poisonous animals, which she jumps into when the king shows up and ruins her plans.

Basically this story is on crack from beginning to end.
#54 - aconitumanthora (5 hours ago) [-]
I love these dark fairy tales so much. Most of these stories were meant to be a lesson for the children, not just some happily ending chit chat. Like the Little Red Riding Hood. She strays from the path and gets eaten - do what your mother told you, or else... Lovely!
User avatar #43 - pitchdark (8 hours ago) [-]
And it's great
#13 - He never said he was smart. 15 hours ago on survey +6
#7 - Have you never had totally ridiculous dreams? I've had much we…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Amazing Superhero Jokes p1/3 +17
#60 - dalekemporer (23 hours ago) [-]
I once had one were I was in a completely white room with "One Eye, One Horn, Giant Purple People Eater" playing, the monster the song was describing showed up and it chased me. I fell through the floor, landing in my bed where I woke up in the dream and then I woke up in real life. *insert inception sound here*
User avatar #12 - semenslurpinglily (11/27/2014) [-]
This is a great movie idea!

[Insert currently famous football player[ Vs. Nazis!

"It's gonna be tough to beat a score of 6 million."
User avatar #85 - pillowmeister (19 hours ago) [-]
Messi vs Nazis
it sounds catchy and everything
User avatar #9 - butterduck (11/27/2014) [-]
I had a dream were a popped through my floor and spoke in billy may's voice before charlie sheen blew up.
User avatar #10 - butterduck (11/27/2014) [-]
a dinosaur popped*
#4 - I only just found this. Belated thanks oldmanmagee. 11/27/2014 on Happy birthday +1
#2 - In class today we workshopped a futuristic story in a world wh… 11/26/2014 on YEEAAHHHH 0
#27 - I had one woman yell at me that she would report me to my mana… 11/25/2014 on Clients from Hell... +2
#44 - I don't understand why I got downvoted for that. Okay then. 11/24/2014 on Rape is good +1
#7 - Titus Andronicus is one of the few Shakespearean plays I don't…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Rape is good -3
User avatar #44 - nyxeos (11/24/2014) [-]
I don't understand why I got downvoted for that. Okay then.

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#43 - deadfork (11/21/2014) [-]
Happy (late) birthday, birthday buddy! I didnt forget i was just letting the moment ferment
User avatar #44 to #43 - nyxeos (11/21/2014) [-]
Well I do like alcohol, so I will accept some fermentation.
User avatar #39 - wolfypolli (11/16/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!

Told you I'd note it c:
User avatar #41 to #39 - nyxeos (11/16/2014) [-]
Thanks to you too! I've gotten three happy birthdays on here from that post, definitely one of the better moments I've had here on FJ haha.
User avatar #42 to #41 - wolfypolli (11/16/2014) [-]
Awesome! Hope you have a great birthday.
#38 - putindispencerhere ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday Nyxeos!
Hoping you don't kill yourself and instead have a nice day, I remembered
Putindispencerhere



fag
User avatar #40 to #38 - nyxeos (11/16/2014) [-]
Thanks! I did not kill myself, and am having a pretty good day. You have a good day too.
#23 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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**twi rolled a random comment #6478494 posted by rihardololz at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
#22 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Eeeeeee who would have guessed lady boners would get me a new friend!
Eeeeeee who would have guessed lady boners would get me a new friend!
User avatar #31 to #22 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
Lady boners and vodka.

Pretty sure that's all I have in common with my best friend.
User avatar #32 to #31 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
What else would you need?
User avatar #33 to #32 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
That's the point. Absolutely nothing.
User avatar #34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Maybe some hot buttery pancakes and no regrets, that makes for a good night
User avatar #35 to #34 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
There's always more you can add. Like chocolate. You asked what you needed
#37 to #35 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
We can always add more! >:3

I ******* hate the emoticons on this website.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
*insert less angry looking face*
User avatar #24 to #22 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
oh
User avatar #26 to #24 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Strange how life works out Twi...
#27 to #26 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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I gave this worm too much acid
#28 to #27 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
I gave this acid too much funk
I gave this acid too much funk
#29 to #28 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - roll (09/09/2013) [-]
rip
#19 - prestonjohns (12/11/2012) [-]
Feel free to send me whatever you don't want lol.
i would make a trade. but you would accept other trades that would throw mine off.
User avatar #20 to #19 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
Well everyone is just bidding one FJ point, so it's really just a matter of first come first serve lol.

So figure out which item(s) you want and send an offer :P
User avatar #11 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to part with those badges?
User avatar #12 to #11 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
I could care less about the badges lmfao
User avatar #14 to #12 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
User avatar #15 to #14 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
If I had a Kristen Stewart already... I'd say yes... because then I'd be done collecting.

But until then, I still need to build up. Sorry.

Make someone sell me a Kristen Stewart and then you can have them lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Aight good luck with that xD
User avatar #17 to #16 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
So I was looking through your items, what would you want for a scribe?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
badges.
User avatar #13 to #12 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
So make me an offer basically
#7 - murderouswaffle (12/09/2012) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #8 to #7 - nyxeos (12/09/2012) [-]
lol no problem. Thanks to you too. I'm not interested in saving up a bunch of stuff, so those items are better for me anyways :)
#9 to #8 - murderouswaffle (12/09/2012) [-]
Well good, that helped me out quite a bit as well :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - nyxeos (12/09/2012) [-]
Well I just got a bunch more rocks or gems or whatever (lol) from the chest I just opened, want to buy them to?
User avatar #6 - superpower (12/08/2012) [-]
Nope, nothing
User avatar #5 - jjristine (12/08/2012) [-]
3 raw gems=1 uncut gem 3 uncut gems=1 cut gem 100 cut gems+ recipe=special gem
User avatar #3 - xturboxx (12/06/2012) [-]
5 thumbs from me, hope I helped:)
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxeos (12/06/2012) [-]
You did. Thanks :)
User avatar #1 - TheExile (12/06/2012) [-]
Thumbs everywhere for you, ma'am. ^.^

All 5 in 24 hours. I'll thumb you everyday until you can roll. (And people say we're mean....)
User avatar #2 to #1 - nyxeos (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh yay :D Thanks kind stranger :) I'll be sure to send some thumbs up your way whenever I see you around
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