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|#34 - Yes. My favourite is always Sleeping Beauty, which I have shar… [+] (2 new replies)||9 hours ago on the fuck...||+30|
#54 - aconitumanthora (5 hours ago) [-]
|#18 - See #17 for more info, but for older stories almost always the…||14 hours ago on the fuck...||0|
|#17 - In coming English student who actually read and studied J.M. B… [+] (6 new replies)||14 hours ago on the fuck...||+96|
#74 - heathledgerisagod (1 hour ago) [-]
In the epilogue to the original novel, Peter visits Wendy after one year from the original adventure. He reveals that he's forgetten about Tinker Bell, as she's probably died, and that he's forgotten about Captain Hook and the adventures they had together. He then proceeds to leave and forget about Wendy for another twenty years until he comes back. She's now an adult and cannot fly, even though she wants to. Peter takes he daughter Jane instead to Neverland, and starts a cycle of children who join him once a year.
#56 - maledicere (5 hours ago) [-]
Children's fairy tales are not what they were meant to be and thus the people who are seeing a fantasy fairy tale made by Disney always tries to double check the facts because usually 'it's too good to be a happily ever after'
#34 - nyxeos (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes. My favourite is always Sleeping Beauty, which I have shared before but I will again. It's correct that she is cursed by a spindle poke and falls into a deep sleep, but that's actually where the story begins. A hundred years pass while she sleeps until a king finds her, and rapes her. Some time later, she gives birth to twins, in her sleep. The fairies come in here to help the babies nurse from their comatose mother. One day one of the twins accidentally sucks on her finger instead of her tit, sucking out the splinter from the spindle, and she wakes up. Conveniently, this is when the king returns. Everyone is overjoyed at the family reunion. But the king is married. Depending on if you go Grimm or Perrault version, the queen tries to have the chef cook up Sleeping Beauty and the twins either for herself or to give to the king to eat unknowingly. The cook backs out and gives her other meat instead, hiding away the three. The Queen hears them laughing one day, and then she either plots to have them thrown into a giant fire but is thrown in herself when the king discovers it, or for them to be thrown into a vat of various poisonous animals, which she jumps into when the king shows up and ruins her plans.
Basically this story is on crack from beginning to end.
#54 - aconitumanthora (5 hours ago) [-]
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|#7 - Have you never had totally ridiculous dreams? I've had much we… [+] (5 new replies)||11/27/2014 on Amazing Superhero Jokes p1/3||+17|
#60 - dalekemporer (23 hours ago) [-]
I once had one were I was in a completely white room with "One Eye, One Horn, Giant Purple People Eater" playing, the monster the song was describing showed up and it chased me. I fell through the floor, landing in my bed where I woke up in the dream and then I woke up in real life. *insert inception sound here*
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|#44 - I don't understand why I got downvoted for that. Okay then.||11/24/2014 on Rape is good||+1|
|#7 - Titus Andronicus is one of the few Shakespearean plays I don't… [+] (1 new reply)||11/24/2014 on Rape is good||-3|