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nyxeos

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/06/2012
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Canada
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1676
Highest Content Rank:#1859
Highest Comment Rank:#431
Content Thumbs: 3868 total,  4258 ,  390
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Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 287 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:3
Content Views:182622
Times Content Favorited:295 times
Total Comments Made:3058
FJ Points:9754
Favorite Tags: Cute (3) | GIF (3) | baby (2) | fail (2) | Puppy (2)

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#21 - My brother just got one of these puppies. He named it Bosley, … 22 hours ago on First Experience +3
#57 - I decided to pick a random friend. Early on he asked if my cha… 22 hours ago on shes not real +1
#84 - I knew one girl who had a circle of brown off the pupil of one… 03/03/2015 on unique eyes 0
#23 - I already explained it. #17 03/03/2015 on gif with a story comic +1
#17 - The cat has a clip on his scruff. Supposedly they go still whe…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/02/2015 on gif with a story comic +271
User avatar #48 - penileburglar (03/03/2015) [-]
WORTH MENTIONING, don't try this at home (the clip thing, grabbing them by the scruff isn't a huge deal.) You can do a bit of nerve damage if you don't know what you're doing.
User avatar #50 - thewulfman (03/03/2015) [-]
Thank goodness someone mentioned this.
#33 - wrpen (03/03/2015) [-]
#31 - namenotallowed (03/03/2015) [-]
It is a learned behavior it seems since my cat doesn't do anything when you do that, but she wasn't very old when I got her so that's probably the reason.
User avatar #28 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/03/2015) [-]
Fun fact, male cats have barbs on their penis so sex is extremely painful for the female, so she won't fight back males will bite her scruff until they finish. As soon as they let go of their scruff they haul ass cause lady cat is gunna be mighty pissed.
#73 - EdwardNigma (03/03/2015) [-]
That explains a lot in this webm. Turn ya volume down son shits loud.
User avatar #70 - sunnyday (03/03/2015) [-]
That sounds a lot like my sex life. Only when ever I fuck a woman she stars crying and threatens to "Phone the police"...
User avatar #37 - cloakndagger (03/03/2015) [-]
And feminazis say human males are rapists. Hue. Bitches should be lucky they weren't born cats.
User avatar #53 - katarinaismywaifu (03/03/2015) [-]
>Manginas thumbing you down
User avatar #78 - cloakndagger (03/03/2015) [-]
SJW tears are my breakfast. White knight hatred is my dinner. They can fuckin' deal with it. My comment still got a positive score.
User avatar #81 - wrpen (21 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, some people are getting tired of every fucking thing having to be about feminism.

Also, that 2kool4skool reply.
User avatar #26 - elcreepo (03/03/2015) [-]
My cats don't because the vets handled them that way if they tried to run so they quickly learned that if a human grabs your scruff, flail.
#130 - **nyxeos used "*roll 2, cah answer*"** **nyxeos rolls Tweet…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Kill all white people +1
User avatar #154 - bigbrostrider (03/02/2015) [-]
thank.
#62 - That'd be a busy department in the U.S. 03/02/2015 on Kill all white people +3
#60 - **nyxeos used "*roll cah answer*"** **nyxeos rolls A drive-…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Kill all white people +3
User avatar #62 - nyxeos (03/02/2015) [-]
That'd be a busy department in the U.S.
#59 - **nyxeos used "*roll cah question*"** **nyxeos rolls When I…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Kill all white people +2
User avatar #60 - nyxeos (03/02/2015) [-]
**nyxeos used "*roll cah answer*"**
**nyxeos rolls A drive-by shooting.** Not that I could be President, as a Canadian.
User avatar #62 - nyxeos (03/02/2015) [-]
That'd be a busy department in the U.S.
#58 - Let's face it, Prince pretty much is a sassy black woman. 03/02/2015 on Kill all white people +2
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#55 - psdeath ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
I have digitalized and updated wand design. Went for a more simple wand, with dueling in mind thus the crooked design.
User avatar #56 to #55 - nyxeos (02/01/2015) [-]
That's pretty cool How long did it take you to make it?
#57 to #56 - psdeath ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
I have no idea, but not too long. Perhaps an hour, perhaps two, tops three. Draw some lines, use bucket, draw more lines, use bucket, fine-tune with single pixel pencil (because I'm a scrub), and fix details. Done.
I have no idea, but not too long. Perhaps an hour, perhaps two, tops three. Draw some lines, use bucket, draw more lines, use bucket, fine-tune with single pixel pencil (because I'm a scrub), and fix details. Done.
#58 to #57 - psdeath ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh and thank you. I updated the unexpected effects section a bit to match my impulsive nature.
User avatar #59 to #58 - nyxeos (02/02/2015) [-]
Well, while still awesome, I do have to laugh at the fact that you purposefully described your wand as shooting off prematurely haha. And hey, if you're looking for more to do feel free to make me a wand and I will forever think you're awesome. No pressure though, it'd just be something cool to have.
User avatar #60 to #59 - psdeath ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
The only reason I could do this was because it was simple, but I'd gladly try! Remind me of what wand you've got, and what kind of design you have in mind and I'll try to make something out of it.

Oh and my username is CloakRune13693, if you feel like adding me.
User avatar #61 to #60 - nyxeos (02/03/2015) [-]
11 3/4 inches, Apple wood with unicorn hair core and rigid. I don't have anything in mind really since I'd be happy with anything, but maybe something a little more natural than yours? If that makes sense. I added you, and feel free to message me with more questions if you want more direction, but it's honestly up to you because you're amazing for just doing it haha.
#62 to #61 - anonexplains (02/04/2015) [-]
Man, I will try to work on it but I have realized how bad Pottermore tests are. Reading up on all wood types, I realize how important the personality is, and how little the tests says about your personality. My wand, and my friend's, doesn't fit at all.

In other words, it's better to go through all types of wood, pick a couple which ideal master fits you to at least some degree, ask those who know you the best which one of those fits you best, then make up your mind depending on what they say.

So, with that in mind I discussed with my friends and my family, and concluded that Red Oak or Dogwood fit me best, which means I must re-design my own wand. However, while I do that I'll try to do yous at the same time
User avatar #63 to #62 - nyxeos (02/04/2015) [-]
Well apple does fit me relatively well. I don't consider myself particularly charming, but I get along with anyone. And I do really love animals. Cedar would work really well for me too, as would ash, both because I am really stubborn/loyal (hence the rigid aspect, and even the unicorn core). So you can take what you want from that.

And no worries about my wand. It's completely on your schedule, like I said before I'm just happy to get one, so I don't mind waiting.

User avatar #45 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
Are you from Newfoundland?
User avatar #46 to #45 - nyxeos (01/21/2015) [-]
Well this seems random. No, I'm from Ontario. My mom is from Newfoundland though, so I have some extra love for the place. Potentially making a road trip down there this summer with friends. Are you from Newfoundland? And why exactly did you ask me this anyways?
User avatar #47 to #46 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
thats cool and yes I'm from Newfoundland and I asked you had a post about your cousin hitting a moose or something with his car in Newfoundland
User avatar #48 to #47 - nyxeos (01/21/2015) [-]
Ahh yeah. I have family all over Canada. Newfoundland is probably my favourite place though. I just wish it wasn't so expensive to fly within Canada.
User avatar #49 to #48 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
thats cool and I know its expensive to fly around Canada
and I also have family all over canada and Newfoundland is my favourite place too and also have you ever been in there alot?
User avatar #50 to #49 - nyxeos (01/21/2015) [-]
Not as much as I'd like. I spent an entire summer there once though. Went with my parents for a three week vacation, then they went home and I stayed until school started again. Have you traveled much outside Newfoundland?
User avatar #51 to #50 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
thats cool and sadly no, I've never been outside of Newfoundland, I'd like to other places in Canada just to see how different it is
User avatar #52 to #51 - nyxeos (01/21/2015) [-]
You should definitely travel whenever possible. B.C. is really beautiful too, it's kind of similar to Newfoundland, at least where I've been. If you're going for difference though you'd be better off traveling outside of Canada.
User avatar #54 to #52 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
Also do you remember what town or city you were at in Newfoundland?
User avatar #53 to #52 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
What about you? where do you plan on going
#43 - deadfork (11/21/2014) [-]
Happy (late) birthday, birthday buddy! I didnt forget i was just letting the moment ferment
User avatar #44 to #43 - nyxeos (11/21/2014) [-]
Well I do like alcohol, so I will accept some fermentation.
User avatar #39 - wolfypolli (11/16/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!

Told you I'd note it c:
User avatar #41 to #39 - nyxeos (11/16/2014) [-]
Thanks to you too! I've gotten three happy birthdays on here from that post, definitely one of the better moments I've had here on FJ haha.
User avatar #42 to #41 - wolfypolli (11/16/2014) [-]
Awesome! Hope you have a great birthday.
#38 - putindispencerhere (11/16/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday Nyxeos!
Hoping you don't kill yourself and instead have a nice day, I remembered
Putindispencerhere



fag
User avatar #40 to #38 - nyxeos (11/16/2014) [-]
Thanks! I did not kill myself, and am having a pretty good day. You have a good day too.
#23 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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**twi rolled a random comment #6478494 posted by rihardololz at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
#22 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Eeeeeee who would have guessed lady boners would get me a new friend!
Eeeeeee who would have guessed lady boners would get me a new friend!
User avatar #31 to #22 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
Lady boners and vodka.

Pretty sure that's all I have in common with my best friend.
User avatar #32 to #31 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
What else would you need?
User avatar #33 to #32 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
That's the point. Absolutely nothing.
User avatar #34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Maybe some hot buttery pancakes and no regrets, that makes for a good night
User avatar #35 to #34 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
There's always more you can add. Like chocolate. You asked what you needed
#37 to #35 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
We can always add more! >:3

I ******* hate the emoticons on this website.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
*insert less angry looking face*
User avatar #24 to #22 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
oh
User avatar #26 to #24 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Strange how life works out Twi...
#27 to #26 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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I gave this worm too much acid
#28 to #27 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
I gave this acid too much funk
I gave this acid too much funk
#29 to #28 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - roll (09/09/2013) [-]
rip
#19 - prestonjohns (12/11/2012) [-]
Feel free to send me whatever you don't want lol.
i would make a trade. but you would accept other trades that would throw mine off.
User avatar #20 to #19 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
Well everyone is just bidding one FJ point, so it's really just a matter of first come first serve lol.

So figure out which item(s) you want and send an offer :P
User avatar #11 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to part with those badges?
User avatar #12 to #11 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
I could care less about the badges lmfao
User avatar #14 to #12 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
User avatar #15 to #14 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
If I had a Kristen Stewart already... I'd say yes... because then I'd be done collecting.

But until then, I still need to build up. Sorry.

Make someone sell me a Kristen Stewart and then you can have them lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Aight good luck with that xD
User avatar #17 to #16 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
So I was looking through your items, what would you want for a scribe?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
badges.
User avatar #13 to #12 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
So make me an offer basically
#7 - murderouswaffle (12/09/2012) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #8 to #7 - nyxeos (12/09/2012) [-]
lol no problem. Thanks to you too. I'm not interested in saving up a bunch of stuff, so those items are better for me anyways :)
#9 to #8 - murderouswaffle (12/09/2012) [-]
Well good, that helped me out quite a bit as well :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - nyxeos (12/09/2012) [-]
Well I just got a bunch more rocks or gems or whatever (lol) from the chest I just opened, want to buy them to?
User avatar #6 - superpower (12/08/2012) [-]
Nope, nothing
User avatar #5 - jjristine (12/08/2012) [-]
3 raw gems=1 uncut gem 3 uncut gems=1 cut gem 100 cut gems+ recipe=special gem
User avatar #3 - xturboxx (12/06/2012) [-]
5 thumbs from me, hope I helped:)
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxeos (12/06/2012) [-]
You did. Thanks :)
User avatar #1 - TheExile (12/06/2012) [-]
Thumbs everywhere for you, ma'am. ^.^

All 5 in 24 hours. I'll thumb you everyday until you can roll. (And people say we're mean....)
User avatar #2 to #1 - nyxeos (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh yay :D Thanks kind stranger :) I'll be sure to send some thumbs up your way whenever I see you around
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