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#13 - its probably cuz you dont need to gain any weight, just conver… 05/25/2016 on /fit/izen is 5'3'' 600 lbs -2
#12 - will never understand the hype over red velvet. its l… 05/19/2016 on The struggles 0
#5 - is it weird to think that her face looks like a old wrinkly ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2016 on Hillary Snapchat +66
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#33 - swaggerfiend (05/18/2016) [-]
she's probably closer to the camera
#5 - the main thing i got out of this is rich people are filthy ani…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Seabin +144
#87 - anon (05/19/2016) [-]
why only rich people? so poor people are saints that will never throw trash into water? lol pathetic thinking
#76 - virtualsloth (05/19/2016) [-]
Have you ever been to a boat harbor or a channel? They are ALWAYS full of trash. It's not just yacht marinas.
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#51 - simonhatesfj (05/19/2016) [-]
you've never lived in a marina have you...
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#29 - mendelevium (05/19/2016) [-]
>Rich people are filthy animals
Ever been in poor neighborhood?
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#9 - downhillGuy (05/18/2016) [-]
Yes the oil is mainly from the rich peoples' boat. But it is the poor workers living around the harbor who litter and are responsible for the trash
#25 - anon (05/18/2016) [-]
Guess everyone in Detroit is multi-millionaires
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#84 - Lilstow (05/19/2016) [-]
Detroit is covered in oil??? can't tell if you're retarded and misread his comment, or if Detroit is just actually covered in oil.
#47 - >implying I actually did it we were talki…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2016 on It`s not like this 0
#72 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
my wife has been trying to talk me into having a threesome with another girl for a while now
she says she's always thought about doing it and that she thinks it'd be hot to see me fuck another girl

but I'm really uncomfortable with the idea; I don't have a desire to have sex with anyone but her
also, she keeps bringing up people who we know, such as our former coworkers, or even one of her current coworkers who is bi, which adds to my discomfort
recently she started using Tinder to try and find someone, but I just shoot down every girl she suggests
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#108 - kalagas (05/17/2016) [-]
Batman's right. She's looking to cuck you if you don't step it up. Try fisting or something.
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#87 - sherlockbatman (05/17/2016) [-]
sounds like she's looking for her own fun, but trying to keep you involved so it doesn't destroy the trust in the relationship
she wants to sleep with other people, but doesn't want to cheat
you'd better figure out some new, adventurous ways to keep things interesting in the loins department if you don't actually want other people involved
toys, robots, dolls, and what-have-you
try out some of those impractical porn positions
if you and yours don't share the same immediate kinks, look through the ever-expanding list of fetishes and see if you have anything else in common. there are infinity fetishes, you'll match something eventually. or just compromise and get in on some of hers
#39 - i asked my bf this question basically. I was like "would …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/17/2016 on It`s not like this +9
#46 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
you took the trust of being with someone and got rid of it.

it does not matter the genitals, its about trust and respect.
#99 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
Communicating is breaking trust now?
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#47 - nuuk (05/17/2016) [-]
>implying I actually did it

we were talking about threesomes and he mentioned it'd be hot if I kissed another girl which led to discussion above
#72 - anon (05/17/2016) [-]
my wife has been trying to talk me into having a threesome with another girl for a while now
she says she's always thought about doing it and that she thinks it'd be hot to see me fuck another girl

but I'm really uncomfortable with the idea; I don't have a desire to have sex with anyone but her
also, she keeps bringing up people who we know, such as our former coworkers, or even one of her current coworkers who is bi, which adds to my discomfort
recently she started using Tinder to try and find someone, but I just shoot down every girl she suggests
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#108 - kalagas (05/17/2016) [-]
Batman's right. She's looking to cuck you if you don't step it up. Try fisting or something.
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#87 - sherlockbatman (05/17/2016) [-]
sounds like she's looking for her own fun, but trying to keep you involved so it doesn't destroy the trust in the relationship
she wants to sleep with other people, but doesn't want to cheat
you'd better figure out some new, adventurous ways to keep things interesting in the loins department if you don't actually want other people involved
toys, robots, dolls, and what-have-you
try out some of those impractical porn positions
if you and yours don't share the same immediate kinks, look through the ever-expanding list of fetishes and see if you have anything else in common. there are infinity fetishes, you'll match something eventually. or just compromise and get in on some of hers
#40 - legendarysnarf (05/17/2016) [-]
idc who it with its still cheating.
#17 - oh shoot I read that as 4'10" **** man you're a …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on #rekt a fat robot 0
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#18 - corrosionx (05/12/2016) [-]
A doctor has on an unrelated note to what I was in for told me I was underweight which was obvious to me, I've been skinny my whole life, so I doubt it's a tapeworm. I wouldn't even know where I would have picked one up.
#15 - omg there are guys as tall as me? i wish you lu…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2016 on #rekt a fat robot 0
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#21 - totallytito (05/12/2016) [-]
Go for a GF that isn't a piece of shit.
If a shitty themed account like me can find love, then believe me your luck is waaaay up there.
I suggest trying to look for people at conventions.
If somebody is willing to spend 30 dollars on gas, 30 dollars in tickets, and another 120$ on merchandise in the market-room, then there's a chance that she's a devout nerd who hangs with people that seem to look, act, or think like you. If she's not reserved by another nerd already, you might be in luck.

If you're not really all that hot(be honest with yourself), then I suggest lowering your standards by a notch(if you really want to make it easier then just go for s skeleton girl, just don't..whatever you do...don't become a chubby chaser).
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#16 - corrosionx (05/12/2016) [-]
5"11 is average height, it's not really a problem in the UK.
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#17 - nuuk (05/12/2016) [-]
oh shoot I read that as 4'10"

shit man you're a foot taller than me and weigh the same amount? have you been to the doctor and gotten checked for tapeworms?
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#18 - corrosionx (05/12/2016) [-]
A doctor has on an unrelated note to what I was in for told me I was underweight which was obvious to me, I've been skinny my whole life, so I doubt it's a tapeworm. I wouldn't even know where I would have picked one up.
#9 - dude thats how much i weigh. how tall are you?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/12/2016 on #rekt a fat robot 0
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#11 - corrosionx (05/12/2016) [-]
About 5"10-5"11
#15 - nuuk (05/12/2016) [-]
omg there are guys as tall as me?

i wish you luck in finding a gf that doesn't judge you based on height tho
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#21 - totallytito (05/12/2016) [-]
Go for a GF that isn't a piece of shit.
If a shitty themed account like me can find love, then believe me your luck is waaaay up there.
I suggest trying to look for people at conventions.
If somebody is willing to spend 30 dollars on gas, 30 dollars in tickets, and another 120$ on merchandise in the market-room, then there's a chance that she's a devout nerd who hangs with people that seem to look, act, or think like you. If she's not reserved by another nerd already, you might be in luck.

If you're not really all that hot(be honest with yourself), then I suggest lowering your standards by a notch(if you really want to make it easier then just go for s skeleton girl, just don't..whatever you do...don't become a chubby chaser).
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#16 - corrosionx (05/12/2016) [-]
5"11 is average height, it's not really a problem in the UK.
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#17 - nuuk (05/12/2016) [-]
oh shoot I read that as 4'10"

shit man you're a foot taller than me and weigh the same amount? have you been to the doctor and gotten checked for tapeworms?
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#18 - corrosionx (05/12/2016) [-]
A doctor has on an unrelated note to what I was in for told me I was underweight which was obvious to me, I've been skinny my whole life, so I doubt it's a tapeworm. I wouldn't even know where I would have picked one up.
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#13 - lwlarcopolio (05/12/2016) [-]
Same here. 5'11 and 105. I wish I could gain weight. Currently trying protein shakes.
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#37 - sackit (05/12/2016) [-]
I stayed at 60-63 kilos for almost what, 5 years? not 100% sure but think thats it.
Started at gym 1 year ago the protein was a huuuge problem it tasted so bad.

At first i just read stuff about lifting and drank protein 1 time each week while going to the gyym everyday . Instead i bought chockate taste and mixed it with milk shit was actually good. also milk is good to mix in when weight is what you want.
I started doing pre-workout now fruit punch taste and its fucking awesome im currently at 67,5 kgs and i can lift so much more then before
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#67 - hrdla (05/13/2016) [-]
yeah, still taste like shit, but dont be tempted by good taste of milk+protein, it is contraproductive... google it
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#54 - lwlarcopolio (05/13/2016) [-]
I'm putting frozen strawberries and banannas in a blender with protein, milk, and a bit of water, and it tastes pretty decent. I want to add some weight before I start lifting, so I can actually make progress. Buying some weights in about 2 weeks when my workout buddy starts lol. Doing it alone may prove too difficult.
#34 - im pretty sure this was in response to feminists being like &q… 05/06/2016 on myth that actresses and... +8
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#1 - vetis (12/11/2015) [-]
Holy **** I love Axel. I almost considered buying the DLC story in Disgaea 5 just so I could play as Axel, but I was already at the end of the main story by the time it came out.
#2 to #1 - nuuk (12/11/2015) [-]
He's a really underrated character imo. You can only play as him in Disgaea 2 and 4 after the main story and he's DLC in every other one :'c

also Im really surprised someone recognized him. No one I know had even heard of Disgaea until I mentioned it to them
#3 to #2 - vetis (12/11/2015) [-]
I've been playing it since Disgaea 2, but I did go back and get 1 afterwards. Haven't beat it yet, but... I do have it. Never finished Disgaea 4 either, since one of the bosses just gave me so much **** that I stopped after I finally beat her because the rest of the game seemed tedious for some reason. Shame, because I really liked the two MC's.
#4 to #3 - nuuk (12/11/2015) [-]
Yeah same here. After playing Disgaea 2, going back to Disgaea 1 is just like mehhh.

There are less characters and features, and the overall difficulty seems higher. I got to the super blinged out level and stopped there for whatever reason. Disgaea 1 has an anime, so I just watched that to fill in any thing that was in Disgaea 2 that I didnt understand.

4's story is kinda meh. Did you reach the "final chapter" at all? I dont want to spoil anything if you didn't.
#5 to #4 - vetis (12/11/2015) [-]
I didn't and I'm not going to. I don't even have a PS3 now, traded it for my PS4. So go ahead and spoil it.
#6 to #5 - nuuk (12/11/2015) [-]
Well, they did this thing where it was like "final chapter" on the 6th chapter and I was like "wtf its this short?". So I beat the chapter and its like "final chapter 2" and it continues on for like, 6 more chapters. It's just like really? why would you have 6 "final" chapters?

It really drags it on :p
#7 to #6 - vetis (12/11/2015) [-]
Really? Wow. I didn't miss out on much, it seems. Oh well. Hey, D2 was fun, and so was Disgaea 5. The MC of 5 is kinda cliche and such, but the gameplay and levels are really fun.
#8 to #7 - nuuk (12/11/2015) [-]
I played half of D2 and liked it, I just have a terrible attention span and a full time job lol.

Is Disgaea 5 on ps4?
#9 to #8 - vetis (12/11/2015) [-]
Yup. There's a new mechanic called Overload, and while it's a simple addition, it really changes up the battles, bosses especially. I really like it. There's some other new mechanics, too, like some levels have special effects without geopanels required.
#10 to #9 - nuuk (12/11/2015) [-]
niiice. Probably not gonna get it any time soon tho, I don't really have the money/need for a ps4 atm.
#11 to #10 - vetis (12/11/2015) [-]
Might be on the PS3 as well, I dunno. You'll have to check.
#12 to #11 - nuuk (12/11/2015) [-]
prolly not. Disgaea is typically newest gen playstation exclusive.

Ah well, I already have like 7 games I need to play. But I'll definitely keep it in the back of my mind.