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#20 - Why do all of the guys on tv back in the Seventies have the sa… 07/20/2015 on Mad max +5
#33 - christ that quality. Do you even google? 07/20/2015 on Look at the talent 0
#6 - I think imma get a guitar.  [+] (27 new replies) 07/19/2015 on Fucking awesome +117
User avatar #49 - yatush (07/19/2015) [-]
I have been playing guitar for approx 7 years now, always here if you want some help
User avatar #134 - drperzik (07/19/2015) [-]
i got mine for years now, a simple electric one , does the job.
never really played it.
I do have rocksmith the game, the first one tough , not the better / newer version.

Is that a good way to get the hang of it?
because somehow i find it easier to learn / play the songs , learn the accords and such then to look at the ''music note'' sheet.

any tips welcome. vids / songs like this make me wanna play again.
User avatar #136 - yatush (07/19/2015) [-]
and sure, just add me i'll talk to you about anything i'm always up for helping people
User avatar #135 - yatush (07/19/2015) [-]
what guitar?
User avatar #137 - drperzik (07/19/2015) [-]
a simple Jordan, one you get for around 100 bucks new.
#116 - anisbanana (07/19/2015) [-]
Started playing guitar last week, found some old walmart acoustic guitar in my garage, sanded down the saddle and it took me 15 minutes to learn this song. Looking for something more challenging though, I can even play RHCP snow at full speed flawlessly for the most part (fuck but my fingers are bleeding).
#217 - yatush (07/20/2015) [-]
I actualy get what you're saying, maybe not snow full speed but took me about a week to catch all the chords and tabs, not talking about playing them realy great or switching them fast but yeah if you noodle around enough you should be able to in a week. and learning a new instrument if you're already good at another instrument is fairly easy, drums, bass guitar and piano are instruments i caught on by a few days after i've played guitar for 6 years.
#218 - anisbanana (07/20/2015) [-]
I do play piano for 8 years now though.
User avatar #151 - xxcryomarsxx (07/19/2015) [-]
Bull fucking horse shit you learned this song in 1 week. If you just started that means you have 0 idea what chords are or how to play them properly. It took me a month to acually play a damn song. GTFO you cheeky cunt
#155 - anisbanana (07/19/2015) [-]
It's really not that hard... Plus I play piano for a few years now. Chords on guitars are much easier IMO since tabs are just finger placements.
#157 - chords (07/19/2015) [-]
im NOT easy , fucking fight me
#158 - anisbanana (07/19/2015) [-]
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**anisbanana rolled image**...that was quick
#164 - chords (07/19/2015) [-]
im always quick bby ;)
User avatar #124 - yatush (07/19/2015) [-]
i've had a classical guitar for 5 years i played untill i got my first electric guitar, now i own one acoustic guitar, one classical guitar, 2 electric guitar and soon a bass guitar.
User avatar #123 - yatush (07/19/2015) [-]
frist of aol: change the fucking strings they get hard because of rust and that'll make your fingers bleed. a lot. second of all if she was just lying in the garage with her strings on, and the rust is gonna cause those strings to shrink and harden, making the belly of the guitar lift up, making the strings alot higher from the fretboard, and will make your playing a WHOLE lot difficult belive me you'll be feeling so much better . unfortuantly there is nothing you can do about it, so i'll suggest to buy a very cheap classical guitar, and practice the shit out of it, it'll get your fingers nice and made for tougher strings: acoustic strings/electric guitar strings/bass guitar strings. remember to noodle around on the guitar and remember that patience is key, and you won't be fucking john petrucci over night. don't rush to get a pricey guitar and take your sweet fukin time.
#162 - anisbanana (07/19/2015) [-]
can't I just titen the truss? I think that's what its called
User avatar #122 - yatush (07/19/2015) [-]
can i help? don't wanna be a douche
#163 - anisbanana (07/19/2015) [-]
Yeah what cheap but good guitar do you reccomend to buy first? Don't want to give more than $150 poor :c
User avatar #216 - yatush (07/20/2015) [-]
I'm actualy selling my Epiphone: SG G310 but yet again, never buy a guitar from the internet, unless you actualy wanna come to israel and check it for yourself pls dont
User avatar #215 - yatush (07/20/2015) [-]
isaapostasied is right, never get a guitar from the internet, you can't just buy a guitar and expect it'll feel nice and comfy on you, i'd suggest going down to the nearest music instruments store and try a few of their less pricey guitars, i suggest you try some of the gibson based epiphone models, some fender squier ones and some esp:LTD ones. they're cheap and pretty easy to handle, and have somewhat of a nice tone.
User avatar #179 - isaapostasied (07/19/2015) [-]
My suggestion is to not ever buy a guitar on the internet. You need to go to an instrument store and really sit down with some guitars and find one that feels and sounds good. Fuck buying an instrument from the internet, support local music stores.
User avatar #25 - blukachu (07/19/2015) [-]
rocksmith bro, i use it, its awesome.

its basically a personal trainer for guitar for a fraction of what a real instructor would cost.
and i dont know if money is a problem but i got a ltd f-10 for 120 bucks (i got a pretty big discount) and its bad fucking ass since you seem to be going to play metallica


User avatar #32 - wilfredfanforever (07/19/2015) [-]
Rocksmith is cool but the problem I experienced with it was that yes it teaces you stuff, it doesn't TEACH you. Like I never learned the relation between minor and major scales, or a bunch of other stuff. It's fun, but if you want to learn and understand, use jutsinguitar.com and learn some other shit from that Marty Schwartz character. cheers blukachu and nutslap <3
User avatar #42 - blukachu (07/19/2015) [-]
My brain works in a wierd way, l also used to play the trumpet and I was pretty good. If you have me the notes to a song I could play them because I know what to do and when to do it but, I never knew the name of a single note, I just knew what my fingers had to do when I saw it. It's the same for the guitar, rocksmith taught me what I need to do and how to de it everything else is just useless information for me, like remembering what I had for breakfast
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User avatar #167 - wilfredfanforever (07/19/2015) [-]
I have come to the conclusion that I suck
#119 - sonofargo (07/19/2015) [-]
thank you for nonretared link
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#108 - Dude, Is one winning? Or all of them winning? I can't tell. 07/12/2015 on 1 v 5 +7
#53 - Yes Complaining on an underlining internet website is going to… 07/12/2015 on Smellody +1
#37 - Yup pretty much. You ******* swiper.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2015 on Fight 0
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#175 - I feel like everyone on this site is like this. Especially you…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2015 on Who's gonna die alone NOW,... +7
User avatar #222 - mehy (07/12/2015) [-]
**mehy used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**mehy rolls The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, _, and acceptance.**Eh, not really... It's only a matter of time organisation... I know most of the internet slangs and jokes, I work hard and just entered in the Architecture Department in the University of Canterbury and I still have tons of friends which I realised are too many.
Don't ever search for the quantity of friends or acquaintances but for the quality of them (in case of acquaintances look for how they can help you develop, if they can't, they're no use for you).

Oh, and about the fj users, i've been talking with various people in here and some of them are quite briliant with well payed jobs or even have a family... so they might be more successful than you are right now...

If you do believe that people that use fun names to present themselves are pussies then you might have some insecurity about your manliness, people who are not inhibited and accept who they are are more successful that the introverts who try to make be something that they're not, so if this guy wants to be called Senic, who are we to question his preferences? Your name is nutslap ... i felt the need to remind you this....
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