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nurgle

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Date Signed Up:8/21/2011
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#2832633 - this 01/25/2013 on Old Board. Go to... +1
#2832612 - i love you to royalwerewolf-kun =.O  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Old Board. Go to... +1
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#2832614 - royalwerewolf (01/25/2013) [-]
I love you too nurgle chan
#28 - i am the god of decay and i still cry like a bitch. **** you m…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Katawa Shojou Future +4
#39 - zdawg (01/25/2013) [-]
It's alright, cmon you know they will have a happy life together
#126 - you mean you rather do cocaine and have your asshole pierced b… 01/14/2013 on Oh Sh*t it Does +2
#107 - i will for i will fester for all eternity. You shall join me s… 01/14/2013 on Oh Sh*t it Does +1
#104 - poor poor loyalists. They don't understand that dying or killi… 01/14/2013 on Oh Sh*t it Does 0
#48 - the remote control 01/14/2013 on Thing human can't reach 0
#41 - join me and you shall survive  [+] (9 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Oh Sh*t it Does +11
#120 - commentremoved (01/14/2013) [-]
I rather do cocaine and have crazy sex orgies.
#126 - nurgle (01/14/2013) [-]
you mean you rather do cocaine and have your asshole pierced by 1000 dick with thorns every hour
#106 - bonkboy (01/14/2013) [-]
Find peace in death Heretic.
#107 - nurgle (01/14/2013) [-]
i will for i will fester for all eternity. You shall join me sooner or later my dear child
#73 - Mojake (01/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
#61 - dunderbiffen (01/14/2013) [-]
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#53 - kingnarnode (01/14/2013) [-]
papa nurgle loves his children
#52 - anoyingmos (01/14/2013) [-]
Purge the heretic! Burn the unclean!
#66 - serotonin (01/14/2013) [-]
#119 - I am the God of Decay  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Atheist logic 0
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#251 - decay (01/06/2013) [-]
I've always found myself praying to Nurgle.
#371 - oh but i do agree with you. Goku is MADE to be a god my friend…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on Ramen -1
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#373 - paulxdragon (11/19/2012) [-]
Also, I'd like to point out that, like Luffy, Majin Buu was also rubber, and taking Majin Buu's massive power level into consideration also, I'd say his skins a lot more resilient than Luffy's, and yet Goku/Vegeta/Gotenks all turned Buu into a doughnut.