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Date Signed Up:9/01/2011
Last Login:1/08/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 439 total,  773 ,  334
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 143 Comments: Faptastic → Level 144 Comments: Faptastic
Total Comments Made:388
FJ Points:442

latest user's comments

#26 - People are actually quite nice in moshpits. Countless of times… 07/23/2013 on Hell Yeah 0
#28 - Kinda hate comments like that. Just like the "omg i stare…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Screamo +3
User avatar #34 - thedarkestrogue (07/23/2013) [-]
I've stared at gifs for 10 minutes.
They're usually the trippy and really entertaining ones.
#21 - There we go! 07/23/2013 on CAUTION!!!! Puns ahead. 0
#13 - Im to lazy, but really.. No one has posted a picture of Reeves…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on CAUTION!!!! Puns ahead. 0
#15 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/22/2013) [-]
I'm not a bad person, I promise.
#21 - nunuman (07/23/2013) [-]
There we go!
#39 - Welcome, to the real world! In all seriusness, yeah i… 07/22/2013 on Get a job 0
#51 - You have the perfect name for that ehh? 07/22/2013 on Inspired by my nightly routine 0
#277 - Green day was fine. I loved Dookie back as a kid. 07/21/2013 on i found black daddy 0
#46 - Great work. Not like the 100 "comics" or post i've s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Inspired by my nightly routine 0
User avatar #50 - beautifull (07/21/2013) [-]
#51 - nunuman (07/22/2013) [-]
You have the perfect name for that ehh?
#28 - He had it for what seems to be 15+ years? Is he missing an arm…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on A story of a man and his fish 0
#36 - toastableduckling (07/20/2013) [-]
You never know when an undomesticated animal will snap.
User avatar #57 - thebombshell (07/20/2013) [-]
I think "domesticated" is a poor term here, its very easy to see this as friendship or family,
in this case the bear is not wild, it was raised by these people, it understands they are willing to help it and it understands hurting them would be to its detriment, whether out of concerns of easy self-preservation or some form of respect the bear isn't attacking these people and is in some pictures possibly showing them affection.
#97 - Rascal (07/20/2013) [-]
Normally the problem isn't that large animals hurt something on purpose, but rather that they don't understand how little force humans can withstand.

1 moderate pat from a bear could break ribs, when the bear is just being playful
#30 - Also Riot were the first to make F2P succesfull. 07/20/2013 on Y u do dis 0
#111 - Thumbs dont matter! Cause now i got reminded the difference of… 07/11/2013 on Pedobo 0
#12 - How about 4?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2013 on Pedobo -117
#111 - nunuman (07/11/2013) [-]
Thumbs dont matter! Cause now i got reminded the difference of sqaures and roots! Thanks funnyjunk!
#105 - jellybob (07/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #46 - ViXi (07/10/2013) [-]
Did you mean to type 14?
User avatar #108 - fedegon (07/11/2013) [-]
Well, that makes a fuckload of sense!
#45 - qwertfag (07/10/2013) [-]
he probably thought that if the answer is less than 13, do them in your head.
#49 - Rascal (07/10/2013) [-]
Even if that's the case 13^2=169 and 14^2=196 I don't think anyone has live that long since biblical times. And that's if you believe in that shit.
#32 - ohgodwaitimatheist (07/10/2013) [-]
#13 - fuckinfuckinfuck (07/10/2013) [-]
Depends if four is less than thirteen or not. I'll need to look that one up.
#390 - Not to be a "Girl on the internet, i got big tits, and i …  [+] (11 new replies) 06/25/2013 on The 5 advantages of small... +7
User avatar #522 - BerryLicious (06/25/2013) [-]
Try being a GG sweetheart...
User avatar #532 - tapeworms (06/25/2013) [-]
TFW all the other FJ girls have nice, big boobs and I'm just sitting here with my Cs.
Please share. ;_;
User avatar #533 - BerryLicious (06/25/2013) [-]
Babe, I'm jealous. Trust me, large breasts are not all they're cracked up to be.
User avatar #535 - tapeworms (06/25/2013) [-]
But everyone has so much fun with them.
User avatar #536 - BerryLicious (06/25/2013) [-]
Not everyone. Trust me hon
User avatar #540 - tapeworms (06/25/2013) [-]
What are the downers? Back problems? Perverts?
User avatar #544 - BerryLicious (06/25/2013) [-]
To name but two. Running is a problem, especially down stairs. wearing a bra gets uncomfy after a while (as it does for all girls) but not wearing one for a while means pain too (gravity, woohoo) They are more likely to sag due to their weight, and people are forever wanting to fondle them. They are easily noticeable, no matter the clothes you wear, and I've been branded a "slut" simply for having larger boobs.

The upsides though, are having portable pillows, a place to balance your plate if you're slouching on the sofa, a place to store purse, change, phone etc, somewhere to hold a bottle of beer for a hands free experience, the ability to motorboat yourself, and occasionally, if I'm lucky a glance from an attractive gentleman. Take the good with the bad I guess.
User avatar #556 - tapeworms (06/25/2013) [-]
That sounds about equal. And you probably would never give them up?
User avatar #558 - BerryLicious (06/25/2013) [-]
Nope. They have their downsides, but their upsides too. but, all boobs are amazing. Unless they're fake. Yuck.
User avatar #560 - tapeworms (06/25/2013) [-]
(Sigh.) One of the girls at my high school had fake boobs (DDs), it was ridiculous. I agree though, all natural is the way to go for the best boob experience.
User avatar #561 - BerryLicious (06/25/2013) [-]
At your HIGH school?! Jesus christ! Talk about body issues. Be happy with who you are darling. If you like yourself for who you are, other people will too. Worked for me.
#17 - And now it has 200+ thumbs. Loosing faith in funnyjunk... 06/18/2013 on I brought you the thing! 0
#16 - It's an auction.. The price is the same no matter where you are. 06/18/2013 on Guinea Pig 0
#49 - Well i certainly didn't except my comment to get 10times more … 06/17/2013 on I love a good ego check. +1
#2 - You really dug deep into the creative areas of your brain to d…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/16/2013 on I love a good ego check. +173
User avatar #7 - originalanonymous (06/17/2013) [-]
No, i was just asking a question.
#3 - assassinninja (06/16/2013) [-]
You really expected more from this website?
#49 - nunuman (06/17/2013) [-]
Well i certainly didn't except my comment to get 10times more thumbs than any other comment i've made.
User avatar #4 - darkvengence (06/16/2013) [-]
I was thinking more into the guy that caught up saying Faggot when he looked at that other guy
#35 - On the count of three, you will awaken feeling refreshed, as i… 06/15/2013 on Excited for new season of... 0
#42 - Well not to offence anyone, but they are both girls, maybe the… 06/09/2013 on . -1
#71 - Haven't yet heard anyone say "Gee i wish Metro 2033/Last … 06/09/2013 on Shut up and take my... +1
#11 - I wonna see the last reasons.. This **** is hilarious! 06/08/2013 on yes, of course this is why... +1
#92 - Could be fun if **** went faster. I mean at the rate yo… 06/08/2013 on Play Mapcrunch +2
#11 - 5 pages of comments on hes profile to be excact. But hey kid d… 06/07/2013 on Russel Crowe +1
#14 - Just gotta say, fish sauce is smelly as hell... Honestly it's … 06/07/2013 on It's my coke! 0
#21 - Yo momma should be ashamed! Also any kind who would'nt cry at … 06/07/2013 on Right in the childhood +1


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