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#52 - My grandparents got me a ******* of these growing…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Fucking finally +1
#53 - smokinhigh (11/07/2014) [-]
You know what has to be done
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#81 - flyingcube AcidFlux herbolifee donated Le…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2014 on i hate it so much -1
#86 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Two car lengths? You're tailgating and you don't even know it. How stupid can you people get?
User avatar #85 - AcidFlux (11/06/2014) [-]
if you tailgate to the point that someone tapping their brakes is a safety issue, then you're tailgating too closely, and it's your problem.

If you don't tailgate and you just hate to see people 30 yards ahead of you tap on their brakes, that's different.
#82 - flyingcube (11/06/2014) [-]
It's what i asked you in my first comment I asked you if you were an asshole turns out you're apparently not a piece of shit tailgater still i hate them and they should be ashamed of themselves
#13 - I've been in this situation many of times. However whats worse…  [+] (26 new replies) 11/05/2014 on i hate it so much -33
#81 - nuaden (11/06/2014) [-]

Let me see if I'm getting this right, I'm a tailgating piece of shit for hating a certain type of driver? That makes absolutely no sense what so ever. Lets test this theory shall we? Lets say, you're playing a first person shooter, and you die twice in a row by the same person using the same gun. It can't be because they're better than you, but it HAS to be because they're camping right?

Because I hate brake tappers I automatically HAVE to be a tailgater, am I getting that right?
Why do I hate brake tappers? Why does anyone feel the need to push on their brakes ten times in a matter of seconds when there's nothing in front of you?

To finish giving details, not that anyone is gonna care, no I don't tailgate, unless you count someone cutting me off as tailgating. If that's the case then yes I tailgate, but that could be said for everyone as well now couldn't it? I was taught to drive defensively, the guy I'm talking about is in the fast lane, I'm about two car lengths behind him, he's brake tapping when there is no traffic nearby. Oncoming, that's another story but even that was separated by a turning lane. Why didn't I pass him? Because I would've missed my turn, and it would have been awhile before I could make a u turn.
#86 - Womens Study Major (11/06/2014) [-]
Two car lengths? You're tailgating and you don't even know it. How stupid can you people get?
User avatar #85 - AcidFlux (11/06/2014) [-]
if you tailgate to the point that someone tapping their brakes is a safety issue, then you're tailgating too closely, and it's your problem.

If you don't tailgate and you just hate to see people 30 yards ahead of you tap on their brakes, that's different.
#82 - flyingcube (11/06/2014) [-]
It's what i asked you in my first comment I asked you if you were an asshole turns out you're apparently not a piece of shit tailgater still i hate them and they should be ashamed of themselves
#68 - donated (11/05/2014) [-]
Bet you're a Tailgating piece of shit.
#66 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
...If break tapping, in particular, is influencing you and not just the fact that they're driving slow, then that means you're tailgating the fuck out of them.
#65 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
You seem like one of those guys who drives a massive truck and tailgates cars at 90 mph on the interstate.
#46 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
Fuck you, tailgaters are the worst, and no matter what you do to get them to back off, they don't take the fucking hint. I've tried down-shifting and flooring it to widen the distance, but then they speed up too. I've tried lightly hitting the brakes, not so much that I'll put myself and others in danger, but to show those brain dead cunts how little it takes to rear-end someone, but this just gets them fuming and they try and come even closer, yeah that'll fucking help. So fuck you.
#45 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
Just use a bycicle you angry people.
#44 - herbolifee (11/05/2014) [-]
So you're a tailgater and you STILL have the fucking guts to get mad at the people right in front of you for wanting you off their backs?
User avatar #29 - AcidFlux (11/05/2014) [-]
If you're driving so close behind someone that them tapping on the brake is causing you fits, then either slow down or stop tailgating.
Intelligent drivers plan ahead. Morons drive like, well, morons.
#27 - angelious (11/05/2014) [-]
its called Energy-efficient driving..look it up.-

and stop tailgating.
#55 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
Unless you talk about the Tesla, constantly tapping the brake is not energy efficient you stupid moron.

I assume you meant when someone downshifts and lets the car itself slow down till you reach the red light (in many cases you don't have to stop...).
#24 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
Perhaps you should stop tailgating then.
#20 - flyingcube (11/05/2014) [-]
If you were right up his asshole he was trying to get you off his tail bone by signaling you to slow the fuck up. In this story you are the piece of shit tailgater asshole and you should be ashamed of yourself and seek to sue whomever gave you your driving license. Now tell me: Are you a piece of shit?
User avatar #53 - mcrut (11/05/2014) [-]
Actually the common courtesy when out on the expressway in the farther left lanes is to move over for those trying to pass. If you tap brakes you pretty much are a pussy who wants a serious accident to happen. Source: My father commutes by expressway everyday to work and that is what he has seen in person; someone brake tapping and causing a major accident.
#84 - expressway (11/06/2014) [-]
Californian here, and if you know anything about us and roads its that we have more freeways, highways, and expressways than you can count. I drive them everyday and there are
#75 - flyingcube (11/05/2014) [-]
What happens when there's only 1 lane and someone follows me close enough to count my ass hair. Isn't that unsafe? What if an animal or a child darts across the road and i brake and get rear ended thus possibly killing the animal/the children or even making me crash and burn? When i tap my brakes it's only to make my tail lights flash i lose maybe 1 mph in the process.
User avatar #76 - mcrut (11/06/2014) [-]
I think we are more focusing on the idea of brake tapping as retaliation to someone tailgating. Yes it is bad for someone to follow you that closely, I will not argue the ethics of that. But when you challenge an aggressive driver with something like brake tapping you will make that aggressive driver much more angry and you can cause damage to yourself. Best bet is to drive defensively and if possible get away from the tailgater at any means. Dont try to control what other people do, control what you do out in the road.
#77 - flyingcube (11/06/2014) [-]
The only thing i'm trying to convey as a message is get off my ass i'm not going faster you piece of shit. Usually I don't even do it but some days I just don't feel like being nice to ass hats.
User avatar #78 - mcrut (11/06/2014) [-]
The only thing you convey to an enraged asshole is more retaliation and more anger. Road rage is nasty.
#79 - flyingcube (11/06/2014) [-]
I'm just against the idea of letting asshole being assholes without a least fighting back a bit.
User avatar #80 - mcrut (11/06/2014) [-]
So then who is the asshole at that point?
#83 - flyingcube (11/06/2014) [-]
Tailgaters that's what i'm trying to tell you.
#32 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
#30 - Womens Study Major (11/05/2014) [-]
You stupid motherfucker, you piece of breaking checking cis scum. Take a gun and kill yourself you little shit. You should be ashamed of yourself for slowing down traffic and causing car accidents. Are you a piece of shit?
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User avatar #31 - zameckis (11/11/2012) [-]
we meet again
#32 to #31 - nuaden (11/11/2012) [-]
And so we do.   
How have you been?
And so we do.

How have you been?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (11/11/2012) [-]
quite fine, i must say, thanks for asking
yourself, sir nuaden?
User avatar #34 to #33 - nuaden (11/12/2012) [-]
I am doing fairly well, how about yourself Zameckis?
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
just woke up

User avatar #36 to #35 - nuaden (11/12/2012) [-]
Ahh, I see. In that case good morning, or evening.

That would make two of us then. However I am about to head off to bed. Need some sleep before those people call upon my services for eight hours.
User avatar #25 - zameckis (10/29/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
User avatar #26 to #25 - nuaden (10/30/2012) [-]
Greetings once again.
Sorry for my delayed response, I had to work today.

How are you doing today my fair sir?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
just woke up
dem gap between comments.,.,.,
User avatar #28 to #27 - nuaden (10/31/2012) [-]
haha, ya.
I have the next two days off so I can reply when I can. It shouldn't be like these last few replies.

How might you be doing?
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
rather fine
thanks for asking

oh lawd
i just make the gap even greater
User avatar #30 to #29 - nuaden (11/05/2012) [-]
It would seem so, fret not though.
I have gone through life with friends coming, and going. These gaps are nothing.

It's just nice to talk with people from time to time, even better if you enjoy their company.
User avatar #7 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
why, hello there
pardon for my intrusion

how are you doing on this fine day, sir nuaden?
User avatar #10 to #9 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
What's to apologize for?
I'm doing pretty good, a bit tired, but good. How about yourself Zameckis?
User avatar #11 to #10 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
well, i'm afraid that, my presence is a bother for you, so

glad to hear
me? quite dandy, if i must say
thanks for asking

let's know each other better, shall i start introducing myself first?
User avatar #12 to #11 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
It's not, I just don't think there was anything to apologize for.

Feel free my good sir.
User avatar #13 to #12 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
the monikers is zameckis
and i.,., uh.,.,. like cats
i'm not sure what to say anymore.,.,.
my ability at socializing is quite limited
User avatar #14 to #13 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
Ahh, no need to worry.
I myself am not a fair socialist, so I understand completely.

I am but a simple man, gaming most of my days. Then browsing the site during my free time.

You say you like cats? Have you seen any good LOLcats recently?
User avatar #15 to #14 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
apologize for the semi-late reply
something pop up

hm.,., haven't seen them
so, you are into gaming eh.,., hm.,.,
do tell, what genre of game you interested
User avatar #16 to #15 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
'Tis alright I have been in the company of a friend for the past few hours.
I was not aware that a whole hour passed since your reply.

Like my movies a prefer Action, and adventure. Though I also enjoy raceing, a MMO here and there. Ahh yes, how could I forget my all time favorite, RTS's.
#17 to #16 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
ah.,.,. RTS games, i'm into that too,.,., back then i used to play rise to nation, red alert, etc
it's a shame that lately, i rarely get it touch with games anymore,
lack of consoles and ****** pc

User avatar #18 to #17 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
I've been playing them since I was ten.
I can remember the day too, it was the last thing I opened but the first I played. Not the battle chest but a separate copy of both Starcraft and Starcraft: Broodwar. Other then that, I've played a few Command & Conquer titles, but I just couldn't get into them as much as I could Starcraft.
Grant I still stuck at it, but I love to play it.

But it's a shame to hear that, I work nine days during a two week period before I see an off day. Me personally I have to play games after work, it relieves the stress of not being able to hit them in the face while I'm there. But I do make sure to go out on my off days so I'm not locked inside the house every chance I get.
User avatar #19 to #18 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
ah i see.,.,
so,other than vidya games.,.,.
what's your other interest?
User avatar #20 to #19 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
Quite a few, I enjoy reading from time to time, whether it's a book or a manga. Watching either from the tv, or computer monitor. Sitting outside on a rocking chair (I'm only 21 and I'm pulling old people stunts.) providing the weather is nice, and here lately it's been dropping down to the 60s it feels great.

While at work, I enjoy talking with a few friends. When I say that I mean I can count on one hand how many I have up there. Every once in awhile when out schedules match up we will go hang out, grab a drink etc,. Then I enjoy to spend time with the family providing they are in a good mood.

I try to spread my time, doing various things. But since my of my friends are on the computer through different games I like to spend time with them that's why I play nightly.

I know you said you're a bit off when it comes to socializing, but what about yourself? Surely there's more then just cats.
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
ah, it's not a bit off, in fact, i quite enjoy listening/reading other people
hm.,., so you are 21 eh, i'm a bit younger than you, 19

and i can as well count my friend with my hand too
who need random friend when we have true friend?

oh and i'm a bit interested in manga too, do tell, what's the recent manga you read?
let's say my interest so far is gaming and manga, we will know each other better in no tiem i believe
User avatar #22 to #21 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
I have two friends who I completely trust.
I've known one since elementary, the other since he started at the hospital we work at.

It's shocking I know, but I picked up Naruto. I didn't feel like watching the anime due to the fillers. Currently I'm up to chapter 90 or so Rock Lee vs Gaara. I finished reading Mirai Nikki a few weeks ago, and I'm currently Reading H.O.T.D. , Bleach, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Yup, seems that way.
But out of curiosity what made you want to know a complete stranger anyways?
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
HOTD and mirai nikki is cool
too bad HOTD got hiatus for awhile

my my, fear not, i have no ill intention
all i want is someone to talk with, nothing less, nothing more
User avatar #24 to #23 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
I agree with ya, action etchi etchi etchi ac-etchi-tion. That's what I got from it. But I did enjoy the plot of it. Maybe ease off the etchi a bit and it might get better reviews, and less nosebleeds.

But I never said you did, I was just curious that's all.
User avatar #6 - crazycupcakes (03/06/2012) [-]
OMG, you're so amazing, I think I'm seriously in love with you :3 <3 I just can't get you outta my mind...
User avatar #5 - professormeatwad (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you.
I think you're just a real swell guy.
User avatar #4 - Jaystray (03/06/2012) [-]
my heart pounds everytime i see you

i think i love you
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