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#685 - **nozombiesman used "*roll Martial Melee Weapon*"** **nozom… 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
#684 - Comment deleted 12/13/2014 on Roll Changes #2 0
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#45 - god this movie, this ******* movie...I love it. 12/10/2014 on Tucker and Dale vs Pancakes +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Total Biscut +168
#5 - suchtino (12/10/2014) [-]
so smooth
User avatar #2 - codethename (12/10/2014) [-]
#18 - ugoboom (12/10/2014) [-]
I love accelerating gifs
#31 - admin: 1. Buy 4chan 2. Rename it Funnyjunk jr. 3. …  [+] (30 new replies) 12/08/2014 on The end, it is finally nigh +508
User avatar #198 - captinchikin (12/09/2014) [-]
Wait a minute, I'm not super great with web shit, but saying "Buy 4chan" implies that you're buying the domain, right? If you buy that domain, wouldn't it be a waste of money to change the name after paying all that money for the web address specifically? Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong.
#201 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
it can remain 4chan, or it can redirect to FJJ

simple solution would be doman stays same, but just tear it all down and build it as an FJ layout.
#160 - bluenebula (12/08/2014) [-]
Admin plz
User avatar #159 - gabikak (12/08/2014) [-]
There's one problem: no one has money for this
We have to start a fundraiser to buy 4chan
#150 - foreseeker (12/08/2014) [-]

MFW Addy does dis
#139 - anonymous (12/08/2014) [-]
Official. Admin should buy 4chan. Rustle every jimmy in existence by reforming 4chan to it's old glory. A new glory. A glory where funny AND junk can live in peace and harmony forever more. A 4chan that doesn't fraid of nothin. Someone start a god damned kickstarter already
#137 - poopums (12/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #130 - mistercookie (12/08/2014) [-]
I would give money to admin if it was for buying 4chan.
#186 - cantexplain (12/08/2014) [-]
Me too, but only if pre-existing FJ'ers would get the gold accounts
User avatar #84 - shorea (12/08/2014) [-]
really doubt admin can afford a site that makes $12k a month
User avatar #136 - shutupsocks (12/08/2014) [-]
I googled, "what is 4chan worth" and got everything from $45k to $190bil
#86 - giglt (12/08/2014) [-]
Why don't we all buy it?
User avatar #146 - topoftherock (12/08/2014) [-]
make it our christmas present to admin?
User avatar #117 - dalgaard (12/08/2014) [-]
Thats could actually be a pretty good fucking idea.

Hire a bunch of people to maintain'n'shit, put admin in charge of it and the many of us who bought it gets interests.
User avatar #154 - simmen (12/08/2014) [-]
Why would you need to maintain it?
4chan would do best if just left alone so they can do what ever they want.
User avatar #156 - dalgaard (12/08/2014) [-]
I mean like maintain the boards. If anything crashes or bugs appears. Not like censoring stuff.
#120 - hurzg (12/08/2014) [-]
Let's fucking buy it and make it a supportive site. Like a site that Mr. Rogers would enjoy. You know, everything opposite 4chan is.
User avatar #121 - straitedge (12/08/2014) [-]
I would totally invest in 4chan
#122 - hurzg (12/08/2014) [-]
How do we contact to that moot shit? I would buy a share, I'm getting paid with scholarship. I would invest in it even if it would go waste.
User avatar #125 - straitedge (12/08/2014) [-]
Honestly my dude, I haven't the slightest idea.
If people were actually interested in this, the best idea would be to have someone with a solid position in the market (dadmin) to start the talks and then have someone who can be held accountable to hold the moneys (also dadmin).
My worry is that if that site makes 12k a month, then the sell price will be very high. 150K is probably a very, very low ball.
However, over time, Admin could probably make good money off of it. Owning 4chan would attract more traffic to this site. More traffic = mo money. Mo money = not needing donations. Not needing donations = me wasting my money on shit like oreos and heroine.
User avatar #144 - Daeiros (12/08/2014) [-]
estimated worth,
$ 190,000,000
source: www.worthofweb.com/website-value/4chan.org
#190 - anonymous (12/08/2014) [-]
According to this, admin should be rich
User avatar #145 - straitedge (12/08/2014) [-]
Look! I was right! My estimate WAS a low ball!
Alright guys, now all we have to do is make about 190 mil USD.
anyone got a dollar?
#172 - iseethings (12/08/2014) [-]
I wouldn't trust the calculations, it says funnyjunk is 29,480,000. I don't think admin would keep the site if it was that much.
User avatar #148 - Daeiros (12/08/2014) [-]
>> to 84, is referencing this, www.businessinsider.com/even-with-82-million-uniques-4chan-is-only-worth-45000-2010-3 which says that the best offer moot had received in 2010 was $45k.
Just because the estimated value, based primarily on traffic, is that high, doesn't mean that is going to be the final price, there are negotiations to be had. Are any of the mods Jewish?
#129 - hurzg (12/08/2014) [-]
I call thee admin and uh... phanact and mods. Monkey something. Hear our plea and give us an answer.
User avatar #131 - straitedge (12/08/2014) [-]
Did you pay the proper tribute before summoning the faglords?
2 liter Mountain Dew
5 virgin boys each
Dank memes
#132 - hurzg (12/08/2014) [-]
I only got this dank meme
#133 - straitedge (12/08/2014) [-]
mem3s so dank I reverted into my gangsta self
#52 - jiffyk (12/08/2014) [-]
It all makes sense now.
Kim Jong Un really is the glorious admin pretending to be Kim Jong Un. He knows to conquer the world he must conquer the internet, so he started funnyjunk. Years he waited, biding his time as a site not so known, till the time was right to strike and buy a previously amazing website that turned to shit, 4chan. which he would then revamp and improve to be a site better then even the peak of 4chans previous glory. soon he would take over other sites and gain many loyal followers which then go on to help found the glorious republic of north America.
#31 - I like this comic it's got some good explanations at… 12/05/2014 on Warhammer 40k question +2
#248 - Reminds me of Southern Bastards. 11/28/2014 on Plants vs. Zombies 0
#71 - isn't that just like the mod for L4D2?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Mr. D 0
#73 - themarineelite (11/26/2014) [-]
I think it's based off of the mod. Isn't the first time a full game developed from a mod. *Cough* insurgency *cough*
#11 - Picture 11/18/2014 on Work on mondays +4
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