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#55 - Picture 6 hours ago on I am Jack's raging boner 0
#100 - Black flag is one of my favorite bands dude, that's why it's … 10/23/2014 on voce actors avatar and... 0
#15 - the dude who drove Steve-o around in the desert is Henry Rolli…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2014 on voce actors avatar and... 0
#38 - Spikeydeath (10/22/2014) [-]
He also has a show on history channel about 10 things you didnt know.
And he was in the black flags
User avatar #100 - nozombiesman (10/23/2014) [-]
Black flag is one of my favorite bands dude, that's why it's so weird to hear him on kids shows.
#49 - I eel like hell is just dark souls, you slowly make your way t… 10/20/2014 on The art og Wayne Barlowe pt. 2 0
#207 - I agree that people talk about Batman a lot and I don't know w… 10/14/2014 on Superman Vs Batman Part 1... 0
#204 - I'll admit you got me on Sacrifice, but in the Dark Knight Ret…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Superman Vs Batman Part 1... 0
#205 - reasonsxxxcause (10/14/2014) [-]
I just hate it that every time I come to this site the only superhero everyone wants to talk about is batman. Its boring after a while and every time someone makes an argue that maybe batman isnt the best superhero or best character out there they point out "Well batman beat superman in the dark knight returns." So what? Lots of hero's and villains have beaten superman to a bloody pulp. It's not that big of a deal, but they always act like it is and they always make it sound like batman would not have a hard time killing superman. I don't care for superman and I care less about batman now because of this site. Why can't people ever talk about other characters out there like swampthing, spawn, the one above all, and the fuck ton of awesome lantern characters out there?
User avatar #207 - nozombiesman (10/14/2014) [-]
I agree that people talk about Batman a lot and I don't know why him beating Superman would make him somehow an immaculate character, I guess I have a sort of soft spot for this comic in particular since it was the first real graphic novel I read as a kid.
Also I fucking love Atrocitus, and Larfleeze is pretty sick too.
#202 - name one instance ever where superman beat batman.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Superman Vs Batman Part 1... 0
#203 - reasonsxxxcause (10/14/2014) [-]
Superman: Sacrifice. Superman gets mind controlled by Maxwell Lord and sees his allies as enemies. Wonder woman tries to stop him after he beats the tar out of batman. Also the only reason why batman won in the "the dark night returns" is because he faked a heart attack after he exhausted all of his tricks. Couple more minutes and he would have been dead.
#204 - nozombiesman (10/14/2014) [-]
I'll admit you got me on Sacrifice, but in the Dark Knight Returns Batman very well could have killed superman too. He had him by the throat but he never intended to kill Superman he wanted to humiliate him, so he'd always know. I doubt Superman could have even gone a couple more minutes batman had him incapacitated and could have wrung Superman's neck. Even in the Injustice comics when Superman broke Batman's back and beat him very much so on a physical level one could say that Batman really won due to his moral win.
#205 - reasonsxxxcause (10/14/2014) [-]
I just hate it that every time I come to this site the only superhero everyone wants to talk about is batman. Its boring after a while and every time someone makes an argue that maybe batman isnt the best superhero or best character out there they point out "Well batman beat superman in the dark knight returns." So what? Lots of hero's and villains have beaten superman to a bloody pulp. It's not that big of a deal, but they always act like it is and they always make it sound like batman would not have a hard time killing superman. I don't care for superman and I care less about batman now because of this site. Why can't people ever talk about other characters out there like swampthing, spawn, the one above all, and the fuck ton of awesome lantern characters out there?
User avatar #207 - nozombiesman (10/14/2014) [-]
I agree that people talk about Batman a lot and I don't know why him beating Superman would make him somehow an immaculate character, I guess I have a sort of soft spot for this comic in particular since it was the first real graphic novel I read as a kid.
Also I fucking love Atrocitus, and Larfleeze is pretty sick too.
#68 - isn't #10 a magic: the Gathering card? 09/30/2014 on Small wallpaper dump 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Tribute to warriors +10
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#11 - noonelikesdan (09/29/2014) [-]
Lost my shit.
#314 - yeah, that's a ludicrous number of thumbs. 09/24/2014 on just some bullshit 0
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