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#57 - I am interested in tiny leaders but I don't have any 3 drop le…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Teach Kids Magic 0
User avatar #67 - axxein (03/03/2015) [-]
my friend has an alesha deck, his instants / sorcerys are nothing but kill spells or red draw cards like faithless looting, which he uses to his advantage by discarding like goblin rabblemaster or something, then bringing it back with alesha. It gets hard to deal with. currently im using atheros. it gets weird because we both have an immense ammount of kill spells so its like "well, eff."

my only saving grace is "banisher priest. oh you kill it? three life or i get it back." because of atheros. that and things like immortal servitude. X = 3 thanks for killing all my stuff. now do it again.
#48 - play commander, it's the best format and it's meant to be play…  [+] (53 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Teach Kids Magic +3
User avatar #198 - Pena (03/03/2015) [-]
Then again you need a playgroup for commander. I don't know if shruika has a local game store with commander groups ut atleast where I live the only option is with my friends. So if you're going with commander, get a few friends tag along. I would suggest getting one of the commander 2014 or 2013 starter decks, they have ridicilous value. That way you get all the needed artifacts and land base that would cost way more as singletons. Then you can build from that by adding collected cards from LGS events tec.

I myself only play limited formats since constructed is quite time consuming (atleast for my current situation). I think draft is a nice format since even "bad" cards are playable and powerful. Then you can use the extra cards on commander or smaller formats such as Tiny Leaders or Duel Commander. Or just kitchen table casual, it's all Magic and it's all good.
#154 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
In my opinion commander is the best format. I think it's really hard to find a good play group to play with though.
#94 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
Also of note is that your deck must consist only of colors of your Commander's color identity and the small banlist.

But yeah, it's pretty much the best format.

Pic related, the best commander.
User avatar #235 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
I play solem in my artifact deck he's alright, the reason I don't play caged sun is because shirei won't work because all my minions are not 1/1 anymore.
User avatar #236 - lightarcanine (03/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, I didn't think about that for some odd reason.

Run Extraplanar Lens, then!
User avatar #237 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
I was thinking about it, I hate how all decent cards are atleast 5 bucks resulting in crazy expensive decks. And don't worry I also forgot until someone noticed I played bad moon in this deck.
User avatar #238 - lightarcanine (03/04/2015) [-]
Well, there are a lot of good cards that are actually pretty cheap. magiccards.info/pd3/en/16.html And then you have people like myself who make their entire deck foreign or foil just because of the swag it carries. My deck right now is at about $700. But that's just because of all the extra shit I've done to trick it out. Most monocolor EDH decks are about $250 at the most, but the cool thing is that the cards don't rotate or ever go out of style like in Modern or Standard.
User avatar #239 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
I know, but still at my current play time it's still quite the investment I try to keep it under 100 euro for one deck at the moment. and I pimp them out from there. It seems in america most cards are also cheaper.
User avatar #240 - lightarcanine (03/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's mainly because it's easier to find over here.

Where are you at?
User avatar #243 - nustix (14 hours ago) [-]
The glorious dutch
#196 - nustix (03/03/2015) [-]
Dewd, not even posting ghave. Go away with your inferior B/W/G commander.
User avatar #212 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
I bet you're not even playing reanimator.

Get your weak-ass living shit out of my face.

Also, I rarely cast Karador, anyways. He could be Ghave or Teneb or Doran or even Anafenza.
User avatar #214 - nustix (03/03/2015) [-]
ghave was my first commander so it's a suboptimal abzan counter deck without the important expensive cards
#217 - goomy (03/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #218 - nustix (03/03/2015) [-]
Someone choose this as my profile pic, goomy is still awesome as shit though. One of my favourite new gen pokemon.
User avatar #216 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
No Junk infinite combos?
User avatar #219 - nustix (03/03/2015) [-]
Nah, just good old 20/20 realmseekers with flying, first strike and lifelink, because of abzan falconer and abzan battlepriest.

I actually killed my first player because ghave turned from a 10/10 in to a 30/30 in one turn when he thought he was safe to attack with all his creatures the turn before.
I'm still fairly new so stuff like that still excites me

Also corpsejack menace + cathars crusade shenanigans and stuff like that. Like I said not really strong, but quite funny and fun to play casually.
User avatar #220 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
I'll agree that it is fun. And playing with +1/+1 counters is super fun, but I just enjoy the visceral thrill I get from killing someone turn 2.
User avatar #221 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
I understand but at my local shop no one plays commander and if they do its casually people already get annoyed by a boros deck with that god as commander.
User avatar #223 - lightarcanine (03/04/2015) [-]
Ah, makes sense.
User avatar #224 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
If you never use your commander, why don't you play highlander?
User avatar #225 - lightarcanine (03/04/2015) [-]
No one around here plays highlander, unfortunately.

If they did, I'd be running Highlander Reanimator because Reanimator is the best way to play.
User avatar #226 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
My next deck is going to be a 1/1 annoy the shit out of people but never actually win shirei shizo's caretaker deck the ultimate reanimator. I tend to make decks that don't work, but are fun to play.

My last deck was a slobad goblin tinkerer artifact deckdeck.
User avatar #227 - lightarcanine (03/04/2015) [-]
With Shirei, run a few Shadowborn Apostle. It's really fun and you can do Demons. Demons like Abhorrent Overlord, Archfiend of Depravity, Bloodgift Demon, Eater of Hope, Harvester of Souls, Kuro Pit Lord, Lord of the Void, Minion of Leshrac, Reaper from the Abyss, Seizan Perverter of Truth, Xathrid Demon...

It's really fun.
User avatar #228 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
Someone on the reddit actually proposed his deck which had 33x shadow apostle, but I'm not really interested in it, to get a decent chance to draw six I will have to include too many to make it viable. I only have half a year of magic experience, so I might be entirely wrong though. I was currently planning on this, it's not finished yet just cards that I might want to consider: tappedout.net/mtg-decks/08-02-15-shirei/
User avatar #230 - lightarcanine (03/04/2015) [-]
I'd for sure play Diabolic Tutor, tutors are very important in a 100 card singleton deck. Dread Return is amazing as well, never underestimate the power of reanimation. Another good card I didn't see is Phyrexian Arena magiccards.info/query?q=phyrexian+arena&v=card&s=cname . It's extra draw for free. You can also play Whip of Erebos magiccards.info/query?q=whip+of+erebos&v=card&s=cname for cheap, fast reanimation of a one-shot card like Rune-Scarred Demon magiccards.info/query?q=rune-scarred+demon&v=card&s=cname . Phyrexian Reclamation magiccards.info/query?q=phyrexian+reclamation&v=card&s=cname is also a wonderful tool to get your guys back.
User avatar #231 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
Dread return I actually played but removed it because I don't really have anything to return most of the time. Diabolic tutor is indeed a good option just like phyrexian arena, but before I couldn't find it cheap. Rune scarred demon looks crazy good.
User avatar #232 - lightarcanine (03/04/2015) [-]
Rune-Scarred Demon is a reason to run Dread Return. It's a lot of Value.
1) 6/6 Flier for 7 mana with a tutor ETB. It dies eventually
2) 6/6 Flier for 4 mana with a tutor ETB from the grave. It dies eventually.
3) 6/6 Flier for three creatures that will most likely just come back at the end of the turn with a tutor ETB. It dies eventually.
You play two cards for three cards of your choice from your deck. And each time get a big body.
User avatar #233 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
I guess you are right there are more expensive cards in my deck than I thought.
User avatar #234 - lightarcanine (03/04/2015) [-]
EDH is great because you can run the expensive cards, but you have a way of balancing them out well with low-costing cards. Like getting Elesh Norn magiccards.info/nph/en/9.html out turn 2 against most decks is just fun. Also another card that I'd strongly recommend to anyone playing an EDH deck is Solemn Simulacrum magiccards.info/query?q=solemn+simulacrum&v=card&s=cname . He's value upon value. A Rampant Growth magiccards.info/query?q=rampant+growth&v=card&s=cname stapled to a 2/2 body that draws a card when he dies. Pretty good. And since you're monocolor, you can make use of Caged Sun magiccards.info/query?q=caged+sun&v=card&s=cname .
User avatar #229 - nustix (03/04/2015) [-]
Xathrid demon is actually a part of it, mostly because it synergizes decently and I own the black commander pre-con which is the reason for many cards I play.
#160 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
Karador is one of the better commanders but I wouldn't say he is the best.

Maelstrom Wanderer, Sharuum, Zur, Kaalia, Prime Speaker, Damia, Jhoira, and more are just as strong if not stronger than Karador.
User avatar #163 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
Maybe not the strongest , but the best.

I cast him once every 10 games or so, he's most moral support.
#100 - bloodrider (03/03/2015) [-]
Thats not Progenitus.
#105 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
I do love Progenitus, but he never seems to have direction to me.

Like, you can do it where it's five-color goodstuffs, but then you're not playing Progenitus.

And playing Progenitus and trying to win through commander damage is really frail.

I dunno, I love Progenitus, he's my favorite creature type, but I don't think I'd trust him in charge of my army when he doesn't interact with anyone. I want someone solid, someone who can get people behind him, someone like...
#118 - puns (03/03/2015) [-]
no mention of glorious riku? Nothing like getting focused out in new playgroups because no one wants to watch you combo off turn 3
User avatar #120 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
Well that's why I run Karador. Going infinite is the most fun thing in the game.

Though, Nekusar goes off faster than you no matter who you are.
#121 - puns (03/03/2015) [-]
i switched my main combo deck to new teferi, easy turn 2 combos with his minus 1
User avatar #122 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
Why play Teferi when you could play Norin?
User avatar #124 - puns (03/03/2015) [-]
doesn't pitch to Fow
User avatar #125 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
Not on the field when FoW is cast.
User avatar #129 - puns (03/03/2015) [-]
yeah but you repeal the teferi to cantrip and get a blue card for fow next level strats
#241 - teferi (03/04/2015) [-]
Ffs, I'm really starting to hate this name..
User avatar #242 - puns (23 hours ago) [-]
sue wotc clearly you had the name first
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User avatar #55 - dankenstein (03/03/2015) [-]
anyone heard of tiny leaders? it's like commander but you only use 50 cards and all spells including your commander can only be mana cost 3 or less, also you start at 25 life. i'm all about it right now, rocking anafenza as my commander
#157 - anonexplains (03/03/2015) [-]
I don't like tiny leaders because it limits the variety of decks, is more competitive, and can be just as expensive as other popular formats.
User avatar #91 - lightarcanine (03/03/2015) [-]
See, I haven't seen Tiny Leaders to be an effective or well thought-out format whatsoever.
#57 - nozombiesman (03/03/2015) [-]
I am interested in tiny leaders but I don't have any 3 drop legendarys to use. I was thinking Alesha. I'm super into Mardu.
User avatar #67 - axxein (03/03/2015) [-]
my friend has an alesha deck, his instants / sorcerys are nothing but kill spells or red draw cards like faithless looting, which he uses to his advantage by discarding like goblin rabblemaster or something, then bringing it back with alesha. It gets hard to deal with. currently im using atheros. it gets weird because we both have an immense ammount of kill spells so its like "well, eff."

my only saving grace is "banisher priest. oh you kill it? three life or i get it back." because of atheros. that and things like immortal servitude. X = 3 thanks for killing all my stuff. now do it again.
User avatar #52 - hsrfj (03/03/2015) [-]
Good for at least one or two turns til opponent gets it with a kill spell. AND THEN HE COMES BACK! For real, only a 5 drop. That's amazing.
User avatar #64 - betars (03/03/2015) [-]
Kaalia is better.
User avatar #65 - hsrfj (03/03/2015) [-]
Kaalia is alright I suppose. She's rather weak to stand by herself but she has the ability to drop the BANHAMMER if you play her at the right time.
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#5 - I thought that was cheese.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Vinyl art +6
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Wood glue
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#14 - what's the episode that the "this is the original version…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Teen Titans comp +4
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Cyborg infiltrates the hive academy as Victor stone starfire also says that to her the other version is original or something like that
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Season 3 Episode 1: Deception
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thanks homie
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