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#373 - These links... i like them. 11/07/2012 on Click this link and enjoy 0
#515 - Ok :( 11/07/2012 on leonaidas's profile 0
#1341 - holy **** dude, I totally forgot....  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on nowbackatme's profile 0
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#1342 - twilightsparkleftw (11/10/2012) [-]
Shit I just haven't been on in a longg while! Uhm I'll be on for awhile tonight and in the morning
#1339 - What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little w… 11/06/2012 on nowbackatme's profile 0
#1338 - By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you littl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on nowbackatme's profile 0
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#1339 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags.
#1337 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little ki…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on nowbackatme's profile 0
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#1338 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I’m the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little “clever” runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You’re fucking dead, milk-drinke
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#1339 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags.
#1336 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on nowbackatme's profile 0
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#1337 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Battling Camp, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Magma, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in Hiding behind walls and jumping out at you and I’m the top sniper in the entire Team Rocket organization. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Poke-universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grunts across the Kanto Region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Caterpie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation. You’re fucking done, Brat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Zubats. Not only am I extensively trained in one on one battling, but I have access to the entire Pokemon population of Team Rocket and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable pokemon off the face of Kanto, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, Brat
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#1338 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I’m the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little “clever” runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You’re fucking dead, milk-drinke
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#1339 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags.
#1335 - are you kidding me you little piece of **** i’ll have you kn…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2012 on nowbackatme's profile 0
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#1336 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I’ll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I’m the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking done kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Clorox and rope, you fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I’m fucking done kiddo.
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#1337 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Battling Camp, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Magma, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in Hiding behind walls and jumping out at you and I’m the top sniper in the entire Team Rocket organization. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Poke-universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grunts across the Kanto Region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Caterpie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation. You’re fucking done, Brat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Zubats. Not only am I extensively trained in one on one battling, but I have access to the entire Pokemon population of Team Rocket and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable pokemon off the face of Kanto, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, Brat
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#1338 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I’m the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little “clever” runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You’re fucking dead, milk-drinke
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#1339 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags.
#1334 - What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you l…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2012 on nowbackatme's profile 0
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#1335 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY

i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
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#1336 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I’ll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I’m the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking done kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Clorox and rope, you fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I’m fucking done kiddo.
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#1337 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Battling Camp, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Magma, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in Hiding behind walls and jumping out at you and I’m the top sniper in the entire Team Rocket organization. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Poke-universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grunts across the Kanto Region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Caterpie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation. You’re fucking done, Brat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Zubats. Not only am I extensively trained in one on one battling, but I have access to the entire Pokemon population of Team Rocket and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable pokemon off the face of Kanto, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, Brat
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#1338 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I’m the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little “clever” runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You’re fucking dead, milk-drinke
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#1339 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags.
#1333 - : What did thou just sayest about meself, thou yellow-bellied …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2012 on nowbackatme's profile 0
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#1334 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
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#1335 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY

i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
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#1336 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bully? I’ll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I’m the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. I will wipe myself the fuck out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking done kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Clorox and rope, you fucked up bully, I will shit sadness on you and you will drown in it, I’m fucking done kiddo.
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#1337 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little kid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Battling Camp, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Magma, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in Hiding behind walls and jumping out at you and I’m the top sniper in the entire Team Rocket organization. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Poke-universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grunts across the Kanto Region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Caterpie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation. You’re fucking done, Brat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Zubats. Not only am I extensively trained in one on one battling, but I have access to the entire Pokemon population of Team Rocket and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable pokemon off the face of Kanto, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking done, Brat
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#1338 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I’m the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little “clever” runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You’re fucking dead, milk-drinke
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#1339 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags.