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#335741 - DONE 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism +2
#335714 - I will... 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
#335693 - Would it be a painful way to go out?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335611 - Really? Would vodka :O  [+] (9 new replies) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335586 - It is valuable. I absolutely guarantee it? 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#335576 - I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would ***…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335531 - well... that would probably kill me.  [+] (13 new replies) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #335546 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
15 beers is a lot, but not enough to kill. just makes you feel like shit
User avatar #335576 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would fuck me up.
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335493 - Lol 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#335485 - I want your coal. Now.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #335561 - akmatrix (08/03/2012) [-]
No. I dont know what the fuck a wood shield does. Im gonna find out whats valuable before I go trading
User avatar #335586 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
It is valuable. I absolutely guarantee it?
#335472 - You still need deh fuhrer  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #335491 - edalo (08/03/2012) [-]
and dolan and rare magic spellbook
#335424 - So you love it there? If I was old enough I would be drinking …  [+] (15 new replies) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #335437 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
i like it in norway, but not much going on

drinking's chill, but it ain't somethign i'd do all day. It makes me feel shitty after 15 beers
User avatar #335531 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
well... that would probably kill me.
User avatar #335546 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
15 beers is a lot, but not enough to kill. just makes you feel like shit
User avatar #335576 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would fuck me up.
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335399 - That is now becoming my profile picture on everything. 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
#335372 - Wow. Time zones are ****** up. DO YOU LIKE IT IN NORWAY!?  [+] (17 new replies) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #335411 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
its not even 7 and i'm drinking...

im bored :/ need to be back in the US
User avatar #335424 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
So you love it there? If I was old enough I would be drinking from the second I woke up. Troubled family/life.
User avatar #335437 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
i like it in norway, but not much going on

drinking's chill, but it ain't somethign i'd do all day. It makes me feel shitty after 15 beers
User avatar #335531 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
well... that would probably kill me.
User avatar #335546 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
15 beers is a lot, but not enough to kill. just makes you feel like shit
User avatar #335576 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would fuck me up.
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335328 - 11:23 Am Chicago time  [+] (19 new replies) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #335345 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
6:23PM Norwegian time
User avatar #335372 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Wow. Time zones are fucked up. DO YOU LIKE IT IN NORWAY!?
User avatar #335411 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
its not even 7 and i'm drinking...

im bored :/ need to be back in the US
User avatar #335424 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
So you love it there? If I was old enough I would be drinking from the second I woke up. Troubled family/life.
User avatar #335437 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
i like it in norway, but not much going on

drinking's chill, but it ain't somethign i'd do all day. It makes me feel shitty after 15 beers
User avatar #335531 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
well... that would probably kill me.
User avatar #335546 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
15 beers is a lot, but not enough to kill. just makes you feel like shit
User avatar #335576 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would fuck me up.
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335290 - mine is: ****** 10165 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#335212 - Wow... thanks! 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
#335203 - **nowbackatme rolled user namelessanon ** 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#334990 - I have the ***** . 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#334980 - Ohhh No No No I meant off of the board 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#334939 - Picture 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#334932 - WHERE 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#334930 - I will kill youuuu with a spoooonnn 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
#334908 - :( <--- MFW NOW 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#334897 - This isn't going to be easier to say that that was. I love you. 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism 0
#334890 - SOMEBODY TOOK MY COAL :(  [+] (4 new replies) 08/03/2012 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #334912 - tehlulzbringer (08/03/2012) [-]
How could anyone resist taking that sexy coal?
User avatar #334930 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
I will kill youuuu with a spoooonnn
User avatar #334902 - furryflava (08/03/2012) [-]
*giggle*
#334939 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]

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User avatar #1400 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
RIP

User avatar #1399 - jingleforth ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
RIP
User avatar #1398 - thepinkestofthepie (08/21/2014) [-]
RIP in peace, you were a faggot, but you were a magnificient faggot.
User avatar #1397 - jingleforth ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
RIP
User avatar #1396 - nippuhl (11/24/2013) [-]
Rip ;_;
User avatar #1392 - jingleforth ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - jingleforth ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Just..I'm sorry man..
User avatar #1395 to #1394 - nowbackatme (03/13/2013) [-]
Everybody has those days, everybody gets that way. Everybody knows what I'm talking bout.
User avatar #1382 - jingleforth ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Finished your gif
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - nowbackatme (03/09/2013) [-]
you did?
wwow that was fast
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - jingleforth ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
they were done LONG AGO.

I made 2 if u dont mind. Pick oen u liek. hold on
#1385 to #1384 - jingleforth ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
sorry, dey r pixly. :(((((( i fix l8r
sorry, dey r pixly. :(((((( i fix l8r
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - twatmissile (03/09/2013) [-]
ive been looking for a gif editor that isnt a piece of **** like the one ive been trying to use. any recommendations?
User avatar #1377 - jingleforth ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I MIGHT got a friend who can help you
#1378 to #1377 - nowbackatme (03/09/2013) [-]
make this 						****					 into a thumb. probably extremely difficult
make this **** into a thumb. probably extremely difficult
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - jingleforth ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
So, you want a green thumb coming from the flames? Can you tell me exactly where you want it at what point.
User avatar #1380 to #1379 - nowbackatme (03/09/2013) [-]
Before it changes into the arrow, know what I mean?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - jingleforth ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
Alright, fine, give me a min, I'll see wut I can do.
User avatar #1373 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
y didnt u give me my items
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - nowbackatme (02/26/2013) [-]
You didn't ask
User avatar #1375 to #1374 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
you didn't notify me. Man. >:(
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - nowbackatme (02/27/2013) [-]
I will collect some tokens for you
User avatar #1372 - bluedyenofour (02/26/2013) [-]
thanks man!
User avatar #1371 - jingleforth ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #1362 - jingleforth ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - jingleforth ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
how old are you now?
User avatar #1358 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/09/2012) [-]
hey
guess what
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
nvm, you wouldn't like it.
User avatar #1356 - jingleforth ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
I know I'm about a day late, but happy birthday man. :)
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - nowbackatme (12/06/2012) [-]
What the **** doe. People have been saying that to me all day. That is ******* crazy.
User avatar #1355 - DrOctoganapus (11/20/2012) [-]
:* no homo
User avatar #1354 - GimmieTheCockies (11/20/2012) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #1352 - DrOctoganapus (11/20/2012) [-]
May I have anything?
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - nowbackatme (11/20/2012) [-]
anything you would like
User avatar #1345 - heytheremister (11/19/2012) [-]
Thanks nig.
User avatar #1349 to #1345 - nowbackatme (11/19/2012) [-]
no probs chink
User avatar #1344 - mrstrong (11/19/2012) [-]
thanks dude
good luck with everything else
User avatar #1350 to #1344 - nowbackatme (11/19/2012) [-]
Anytime
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