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#18 - It's actually the opposite. When you're broke you don't want t… 07/30/2015 on Guns: A tale of two cities +4
#19 - Gruel is actually a liquid food substance (probably what he's … 07/27/2015 on Game Of Thrones 0
#18 - iiiiit's a pitchfork  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Game Of Thrones +1
User avatar #20 - kibbleking (07/27/2015) [-]
no
#25 - You're a muppet of a man 07/27/2015 on Kermit-ting A Crime 0
#87 - Karen the bitter drunk who hates her family, I know that's wha…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond 0
User avatar #88 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Have you ever married her? Best wife ever. Elli? Fuckin runs a bakery. Karen runs a fuckin vineyard. No chance, Karen best girl.
User avatar #89 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
Elli's a fuckin' nurse, she's saving lives.
Meanwhile karen you just throw french fries in her face 'till she blows you.
She's the loose hoe of the choices.
User avatar #90 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
Also she's a whiny bitch.
Elli takes care of her god damn brother, she's responsible as fuck. You couldn't trust karen to keep from tripping falling cunt first on a black cock because her daddy didn't love her enough.
User avatar #91 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
tripping and falling*
User avatar #93 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fucking Elli loses love because some old fuckin witch dies. Fuck that shit. Karen is a woman who knows how to hold her drink.

Also, if you use french fries, you're a dipshit, the dog works just fine.

Tard.

JK love you lets make a multiplayer harvest moon together
User avatar #95 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
I only played the FoMT so there's no witch in there
and karen just doesn't do jack other than whine

i think we should just stay friends
User avatar #98 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Karen in 64 has more personality. Also the witch was Elli's grandmother, she was a nice lady, but she has a chance to die on a festival day, which lowers the heart rating of elli.
User avatar #99 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
she's just old in FoMT, doesn't do much other than sit there and complain about how cold and dying she is
User avatar #100 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't remember that. Probably time I revisit FoMT
User avatar #103 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
i meant the grandma

karen doesn't do much at all really
User avatar #104 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Herp, duh.
User avatar #94 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Nigga we aren't even talking about the same HM. I'm thinking HM 64.
User avatar #96 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
try the GBA one
it's real good
User avatar #97 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh I've played them all. It's just that I default to 64 since it was my first.
#101 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
At least we can both agree popuri is shit tier
User avatar #102 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah she was. Ann right along with her.
#137 - I do still have the CD, but its packed away right now, I'm in … 07/23/2015 on Oh God, a Spider! 0
#42 - I thought that was pretty obvious, but I hope you enlighten some folks 07/23/2015 on The ritual is complete 0
#69 - Man I loved that game. The mechs, the gunships, the commander …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Oh God, a Spider! +1
#86 - johrai (07/23/2015) [-]
Ah man! Nothing better than Recon with Lambert Carbine and RDX, 'sploding your way to victory!

Loved that gun...
User avatar #109 - snakiter (07/23/2015) [-]
I still have the installer somewhere on a hard drive.
Never had a chance to play it with more than 4 people (before MY online multiplayer era / only played LAN with 3 friends) ...
Can't we schedule a FJ night and play this one on LAN via Hamachi ?
#137 - novus (07/23/2015) [-]
I do still have the CD, but its packed away right now, I'm in the middle of moving. I bet Hamachi could work.
#120 - anon (07/23/2015) [-]
Fucking miss titans
#59 - Elli was best  [+] (20 new replies) 07/23/2015 on How 2 Bond +4
User avatar #76 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Karen master race motherfucker.
#82 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
first of all ew
second of all how dare you
third of all, I never have a third example but obviously elli is best, why is this even a discussion
User avatar #86 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Elli Is worse than Karen, period.
#87 - novus (07/23/2015) [-]
Karen the bitter drunk who hates her family, I know that's what I look for in a wife!
User avatar #88 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Have you ever married her? Best wife ever. Elli? Fuckin runs a bakery. Karen runs a fuckin vineyard. No chance, Karen best girl.
User avatar #89 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
Elli's a fuckin' nurse, she's saving lives.
Meanwhile karen you just throw french fries in her face 'till she blows you.
She's the loose hoe of the choices.
User avatar #90 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
Also she's a whiny bitch.
Elli takes care of her god damn brother, she's responsible as fuck. You couldn't trust karen to keep from tripping falling cunt first on a black cock because her daddy didn't love her enough.
User avatar #91 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
tripping and falling*
User avatar #93 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fucking Elli loses love because some old fuckin witch dies. Fuck that shit. Karen is a woman who knows how to hold her drink.

Also, if you use french fries, you're a dipshit, the dog works just fine.

Tard.

JK love you lets make a multiplayer harvest moon together
User avatar #95 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
I only played the FoMT so there's no witch in there
and karen just doesn't do jack other than whine

i think we should just stay friends
User avatar #98 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Karen in 64 has more personality. Also the witch was Elli's grandmother, she was a nice lady, but she has a chance to die on a festival day, which lowers the heart rating of elli.
User avatar #99 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
she's just old in FoMT, doesn't do much other than sit there and complain about how cold and dying she is
User avatar #100 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
I don't remember that. Probably time I revisit FoMT
User avatar #103 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
i meant the grandma

karen doesn't do much at all really
User avatar #104 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Herp, duh.
User avatar #94 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Nigga we aren't even talking about the same HM. I'm thinking HM 64.
User avatar #96 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
try the GBA one
it's real good
User avatar #97 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Oh I've played them all. It's just that I default to 64 since it was my first.
#101 - derpoman (07/23/2015) [-]
At least we can both agree popuri is shit tier
User avatar #102 - sandmansniper (07/23/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah she was. Ann right along with her.
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User avatar #1 - bcsaint (03/07/2015) [-]
hey man... i was just going to let you know that i have been playing your app, and i have found a glitch. on android you can not back out of the game you have to hit the home button... it's minor but it annoys me, im not trying to complain about your app, im just letting you know about something that deter others
#2 to #1 - novus (03/07/2015) [-]
Okay I'll check it out
User avatar #3 to #2 - bcsaint (03/07/2015) [-]
can't wait for your next one man
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