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Date Signed Up:12/12/2010
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#373 - he is just making sure they don't over step, A DUI check point…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on DUI checkpoints 0
User avatar #394 - thebigcountry (03/27/2015) [-]
>"With no reason"
>"DUI checkpoint"

Of fucking course they have a reason. They're checking for drivers under the influence... And your "Freedom of privacy" is perfectly safe provided you're not a n asshole to the officers working the checkpoint.
#140 - it wont, it has already become a craze, it will never die now..... 02/28/2015 on Obviously Green and Purple +1
#13 - I have no idea who made this can I have the source, and yes I … 02/25/2015 on Commercial Break 0
#4 - SO sorry I bothered you 02/24/2015 on Damn Greg +4
#28 - yes she texted me saying "Hey remember when you said… 02/09/2015 on Post a pic of... 0
#26 - I know, so that is why I am happy about it, funny story she ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Post a pic of... 0
User avatar #27 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg, that is RICH!!!
so fat she didn't know she was pregnant.
For once she really WAS eating for two
User avatar #28 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
yes she texted me saying
"Hey remember when you said I looked fat?"
yes
"well I wasnt fat I was pregnant"
WTF
"yea I just gave birth last night I thought I just needed to go to the bathroom"
#24 - I look at it this way, the kid will not have her as a mother s…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Post a pic of... 0
User avatar #25 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
Good way of looking at it man. That kinda shit just gets ya down if you let it.
If you'd stayed with her, imagine what else the mother coulda convinced her to do.
User avatar #26 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
I know, so that is why I am happy about it, funny story she called me 1 year ago saying she had a kid without knowing it, it was that whole I didn't know I was pregnant crap, she didnt know because she was fat
User avatar #27 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg, that is RICH!!!
so fat she didn't know she was pregnant.
For once she really WAS eating for two
User avatar #28 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
yes she texted me saying
"Hey remember when you said I looked fat?"
yes
"well I wasnt fat I was pregnant"
WTF
"yea I just gave birth last night I thought I just needed to go to the bathroom"
#22 - yep  [+] (6 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Post a pic of... 0
User avatar #23 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
well, sorry to hear about the kid
User avatar #24 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
I look at it this way, the kid will not have her as a mother so I am happy
User avatar #25 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
Good way of looking at it man. That kinda shit just gets ya down if you let it.
If you'd stayed with her, imagine what else the mother coulda convinced her to do.
User avatar #26 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
I know, so that is why I am happy about it, funny story she called me 1 year ago saying she had a kid without knowing it, it was that whole I didn't know I was pregnant crap, she didnt know because she was fat
User avatar #27 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg, that is RICH!!!
so fat she didn't know she was pregnant.
For once she really WAS eating for two
User avatar #28 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
yes she texted me saying
"Hey remember when you said I looked fat?"
yes
"well I wasnt fat I was pregnant"
WTF
"yea I just gave birth last night I thought I just needed to go to the bathroom"
#20 - I almost had a kid with her. she did that whole im on the pill…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Post a pic of... 0
User avatar #21 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
the mom convinced the fat bitch to eat the baby, didn't she?
User avatar #22 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
yep
User avatar #23 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
well, sorry to hear about the kid
User avatar #24 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
I look at it this way, the kid will not have her as a mother so I am happy
User avatar #25 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
Good way of looking at it man. That kinda shit just gets ya down if you let it.
If you'd stayed with her, imagine what else the mother coulda convinced her to do.
User avatar #26 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
I know, so that is why I am happy about it, funny story she called me 1 year ago saying she had a kid without knowing it, it was that whole I didn't know I was pregnant crap, she didnt know because she was fat
User avatar #27 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg, that is RICH!!!
so fat she didn't know she was pregnant.
For once she really WAS eating for two
User avatar #28 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
yes she texted me saying
"Hey remember when you said I looked fat?"
yes
"well I wasnt fat I was pregnant"
WTF
"yea I just gave birth last night I thought I just needed to go to the bathroom"
#18 - yea it really did go wrong fast  [+] (10 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Post a pic of... 0
User avatar #19 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
I almost got married to my last booty call gone wrong...
User avatar #20 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
I almost had a kid with her. she did that whole im on the pill thing so I was about to marry her to take care of the kid then her mom talked her into .... well you know, I dont have a kid
User avatar #21 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
the mom convinced the fat bitch to eat the baby, didn't she?
User avatar #22 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
yep
User avatar #23 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
well, sorry to hear about the kid
User avatar #24 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
I look at it this way, the kid will not have her as a mother so I am happy
User avatar #25 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
Good way of looking at it man. That kinda shit just gets ya down if you let it.
If you'd stayed with her, imagine what else the mother coulda convinced her to do.
User avatar #26 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
I know, so that is why I am happy about it, funny story she called me 1 year ago saying she had a kid without knowing it, it was that whole I didn't know I was pregnant crap, she didnt know because she was fat
User avatar #27 - ahremanes (02/09/2015) [-]
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg, that is RICH!!!
so fat she didn't know she was pregnant.
For once she really WAS eating for two
User avatar #28 - novagodx (02/09/2015) [-]
yes she texted me saying
"Hey remember when you said I looked fat?"
yes
"well I wasnt fat I was pregnant"
WTF
"yea I just gave birth last night I thought I just needed to go to the bathroom"

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User avatar #16 - gugek (01/29/2015) [-]
I see u creepin, have a great day tomorrow beautiful !!!
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