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Date Signed Up:8/10/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
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Level 43 Content: Sammich eater → Level 44 Content: Sammich eater
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#29 - "count day" is basically one random day out of the s… 12 hours ago on Perfect signage +1
#72 - Picture 04/29/2015 on Ken M strikes again +9
#109 - well i thought he was a single parent. and unless you dont hav… 04/28/2015 on Buy 0
#129 - i wouldnt say thats neccessarily true. i mean, over social med…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Tumblr... cares? 0
#160 - Ken M (04/24/2015) [-]
So you don't think women post their pictues constantly online to get Likes and enjoy how loved they are? Heck even here people try every shit to get thumbs. People do care and constantly try to feed into their narcissism and in the most petty ways even...

I don't mind the post as there are a lot of people who might need to hear this stuff. It's less about who you are though but who you can be and in the end even FJ autists here are as human beings very social creatures who need the presence and approval of other people. Although I'd wish it to be in less petty ways.
#38 - yeah its pretty terrible there. Under sharia, isnt the life …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Huge fact comp #3 +1
User avatar #39 - pirateseatcarrots (04/22/2015) [-]
Under extreme circumstances nothing is forbidden I.e if your starving you can eat pork,dying of thirst drink alcohol. These lovely officers usually operate under wahabiasm which is the same thing that ISIS uses to justify their actions relies heavily on hadith which sometimes aren't even necessarily true.
User avatar #57 - brassydolphin (04/22/2015) [-]
>dying of thirst
>Drinking something that will make you need more water
I get your point though
#103 - hurzg (04/22/2015) [-]
I thought only things like vodka would make you dehydrated. Are light liquors also make you dehydrated?
#104 - fuckedbyapony (04/22/2015) [-]
Yes but I'd imagine better than not drinking at all..
#32 - isn't this the third time probably more we funded and… 04/22/2015 on Winner plays North Korea in... -1
#23 - asked this a while back. Sauce: 04/17/2015 on Mentos experiment gone wrong +1
#45 - my pleasure. rarely am i able to provide quality sauce 04/13/2015 on Pornhub +1
#36 - here is the scene i believe you are mentioning it is pretty da…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Pornhub +2
#44 - ketchupshinobi (04/13/2015) [-]
There it is! This is the strangest feeling of nostalgia/arousal I've ever had.
#52 - Ken M (04/13/2015) [-]
Oh man, nice! I was almost gonna say 16 candles, but I just saw it and while I remembered the shower scene, I didn't remember girls talking during it so I thought "nah, that can't be it."
Hey, good stuff. I'm happy you found it!
#45 - notthistime (04/13/2015) [-]
my pleasure. rarely am i able to provide quality sauce
#35 - a little late to respond to your comment but im considering it… 04/13/2015 on Pornhub 0

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User avatar #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
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#2 to #1 - notthistime ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
cause im too cool for school
cause im too cool for school
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