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Gender: male
Age: 26
Steam Profile: bananastyg
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Date Signed Up:8/25/2012
Last Login:6/29/2016
Location:Nadi Fiji
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#422 - yes, now **** off 06/26/2016 on Admin will RAPE you 0
#420 - **notstyg used "*roll picture*"** **notstyg rolled image ** 06/26/2016 on Admin will RAPE you 0
#571 - **notstyg used "*roll picture*"** **notstyg rolled image ** 06/17/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#728 - **notstyg used "*roll picture*"** **notstyg rolled image ** 06/16/2016 on YOU GOT A PRESENT! 0
#334 - **notstyg used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **notstyg rolls 14** 06/11/2016 on roll dubs, get a funny ban... 0
#224 - nop  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2016 on The entire election in a... +2
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#225 - jewbob (06/10/2016) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#226 - moosecream (06/11/2016) [-]
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#227 - jewbob (06/11/2016) [-]
The FitnessGram(TM) Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep.] A signal lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding.] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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#228 - jewbob (06/11/2016) [-]
Wait, that's the wrong pasta.
#221 - I love how people think america is still on top of the world …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/10/2016 on The entire election in a... +5
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#223 - jewbob (06/10/2016) [-]
63 thousand American troops are stationed in Europe with Germany still technically occupied, the Chinese economy is collapsing, Russia isn't liked in the first world though I think we should befriend them , and we have just under 25% of the world's GDP as of 2015 according to the IMF. I'd say we're still doing fine.
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#224 - notstyg (06/10/2016) [-]
nop
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#225 - jewbob (06/10/2016) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#226 - moosecream (06/11/2016) [-]
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#227 - jewbob (06/11/2016) [-]
The FitnessGram(TM) Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep.] A signal lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding.] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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#228 - jewbob (06/11/2016) [-]
Wait, that's the wrong pasta.
#7 - I love it so much I shot 6 times at nothing and accidentally u… 06/08/2016 on How Cigars Are Made By Hand +1
#120 - **notstyg used "*roll picture*"** **notstyg rolled image ** 06/08/2016 on McDonalds Happy Meal MYSTERY 0
#104 - yea **** it 06/08/2016 on Amputation in the... +10