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#30 - theXsjados (10/19/2015) [-]
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#50 - roninneko (10/02/2015) [-]
But they certainly get pushed out by your expanding ribcage and pulled wide by the chest muscles to which they are tethered.
Unless, of course, you're an A-cup. Then, I'm sorry, but nothing can help you.