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#287 - **notevenmad rolled a random image posted in comment #158733… 11/11/2012 on If Romney won -3
#123 - **notevenmad rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at … 11/11/2012 on Virgin 0
#177 - **notevenmad rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at… 11/10/2012 on α 0
#156 - beta black guy* 11/09/2012 on The Truth 0
#63 - Ok, faggots who are going to respond to me thinking my comment…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on Betamax Tales +9
User avatar #92 - orangepikmin (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh, hey, I didn't realize that you were asking a question here. Sorry about the lateness. Anyways, onto the answer.
It honestly depends on the woman and it also depends on what turns her on. But your goal, if it's indeed giving pleasure to her, is to try to find a happy medium. From there, you should experiment on what turns her on. For example, if teasing is what she likes, tease her up a bit before having sex. If it doesn't, you should fall back on the medium and experiment with something else at a different time.
(BTW 6 inches is above average in the U.S., so you were blessed with some good genetics)
#35 - how does the 6 inches please her?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2012 on Betamax Tales 0
#63 - notevenmad (11/09/2012) [-]
Ok, faggots who are going to respond to me thinking my comment was inforced as negative let me explain it

i was literally asking how it pleases her because i'm around that mark and wanted to see if it was an ok size..
User avatar #92 - orangepikmin (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh, hey, I didn't realize that you were asking a question here. Sorry about the lateness. Anyways, onto the answer.
It honestly depends on the woman and it also depends on what turns her on. But your goal, if it's indeed giving pleasure to her, is to try to find a happy medium. From there, you should experiment on what turns her on. For example, if teasing is what she likes, tease her up a bit before having sex. If it doesn't, you should fall back on the medium and experiment with something else at a different time.
(BTW 6 inches is above average in the U.S., so you were blessed with some good genetics)
User avatar #53 - ishalltroll (11/09/2012) [-]
6 inches isn't ridiculously small ya know...
User avatar #51 - carnagejc (11/08/2012) [-]
They are 17 and its just above average. Go be a douche somewhere else with your massive swaying e-peen.
User avatar #66 - rokkarokkaali (11/09/2012) [-]
What's average?
#439 - he's right. 11/08/2012 on The election in a nutshell 0
#503 - Not according to obama 11/08/2012 on Bam Suck It +1
#180 - **notevenmad rolled a random image posted in comment #102 a… 11/06/2012 on JIHAD! +1
#5 - Picture 11/06/2012 on Tight and wet 0
#30 - Comment deleted 11/06/2012 on The Real Reason +19
#2 - Picture 11/06/2012 on Burn 0
#189 - **notevenmad rolled a random image posted in comment #147 a… 11/05/2012 on /b/ 0
#260 - ok so im high right now. make me approve of this message. 11/05/2012 on Marijuana -3
#36 - how would u still have the picture of him? your phone shoulda … 11/02/2012 on bridge jumping +7
#125 - Picture 11/02/2012 on The invincible toilet brush. +2
#71 - Picture 11/02/2012 on Who Knew +1
#34 - goob job on getting a thumb for every pound of fat you have 11/01/2012 on SHUT UP MEG (HAPPY HALLOWEEN) -9
#129 - yeah, wrestling you gotta have physical and mental strength, l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2012 on Willpower +1
User avatar #131 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah we would wrestle the football team every other week to give THEM a workout lmao. I always loved those days. Our 45, 52, and 60 classes could handle their 180-200 pounders, it was hilarious.
#124 - finally someone who gets it! ahh, people who are so concerned …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Willpower +1
User avatar #128 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
hahahaa thats so funny you say that, we used to always give the football players shit because they would have max days where they just lifted for 5-4-3-2-1 reps...literally just for size, which is good for football, but not as effective on the field. Just for weight gaining.
User avatar #129 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
yeah, wrestling you gotta have physical and mental strength, looking buff as hell, but getting thrown around by a kid that looks half your size would be embarrasing.. haha
User avatar #131 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah we would wrestle the football team every other week to give THEM a workout lmao. I always loved those days. Our 45, 52, and 60 classes could handle their 180-200 pounders, it was hilarious.
#22 - pre-peach-uranus i'm a dumbass 11/01/2012 on It took me some time to... 0
#120 - i'm telling ya man, guys our weight can be big as **** …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Willpower +1
User avatar #123 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean. Its called lean muscle. We lifted in the weight room but everyone else was more concerned with how much they could get up and not strength training. I pretty much lifted for reps all four years because strength is what matters.
I WOULD post a picture of my physique but I dont want to be thumbed to hell lol.
User avatar #124 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
finally someone who gets it! ahh, people who are so concerned about looks should go back to football. haha! jk ..
User avatar #128 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
hahahaa thats so funny you say that, we used to always give the football players shit because they would have max days where they just lifted for 5-4-3-2-1 reps...literally just for size, which is good for football, but not as effective on the field. Just for weight gaining.
User avatar #129 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
yeah, wrestling you gotta have physical and mental strength, looking buff as hell, but getting thrown around by a kid that looks half your size would be embarrasing.. haha
User avatar #131 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah we would wrestle the football team every other week to give THEM a workout lmao. I always loved those days. Our 45, 52, and 60 classes could handle their 180-200 pounders, it was hilarious.
#113 - currently at 145, might try and drop the weight. what i really…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Willpower 0
User avatar #116 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh nice I wrestled at 145 my freshman year (4 years ago), then gained to 152 my sophmore/junior year, then I lost a FUCK load of fat (cut down to 8% from 11%) and wrestled the 145 class at 141-144 pounds all senior year. Made it to regionals then got raped.
User avatar #120 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
i'm telling ya man, guys our weight can be big as fuck! but the thing is, that's more of weight lifting muscle, which is sorta more for show, wrestlers have the true strength, like, the muscle underneath the muscle. idk if you get what i'm saying.

and you shocked me, i thought FJ was full of a bunch of skinny emo haired kids lol.

And i just moved schools, the school i'm at currently won state last year so i have to step it up big time haha.
User avatar #123 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean. Its called lean muscle. We lifted in the weight room but everyone else was more concerned with how much they could get up and not strength training. I pretty much lifted for reps all four years because strength is what matters.
I WOULD post a picture of my physique but I dont want to be thumbed to hell lol.
User avatar #124 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
finally someone who gets it! ahh, people who are so concerned about looks should go back to football. haha! jk ..
User avatar #128 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
hahahaa thats so funny you say that, we used to always give the football players shit because they would have max days where they just lifted for 5-4-3-2-1 reps...literally just for size, which is good for football, but not as effective on the field. Just for weight gaining.
User avatar #129 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
yeah, wrestling you gotta have physical and mental strength, looking buff as hell, but getting thrown around by a kid that looks half your size would be embarrasing.. haha
User avatar #131 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah we would wrestle the football team every other week to give THEM a workout lmao. I always loved those days. Our 45, 52, and 60 classes could handle their 180-200 pounders, it was hilarious.
#108 - Yep. Practice officially started monday. I'm sore.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/01/2012 on Willpower 0
User avatar #112 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah lol, I was sore for 9 years straight it seems like. What weight are you?
User avatar #113 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
currently at 145, might try and drop the weight. what i really wanna do though is gain weight and go up to about 155-160. I'm 16 atm also.
User avatar #116 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Oh nice I wrestled at 145 my freshman year (4 years ago), then gained to 152 my sophmore/junior year, then I lost a FUCK load of fat (cut down to 8% from 11%) and wrestled the 145 class at 141-144 pounds all senior year. Made it to regionals then got raped.
User avatar #120 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
i'm telling ya man, guys our weight can be big as fuck! but the thing is, that's more of weight lifting muscle, which is sorta more for show, wrestlers have the true strength, like, the muscle underneath the muscle. idk if you get what i'm saying.

and you shocked me, i thought FJ was full of a bunch of skinny emo haired kids lol.

And i just moved schools, the school i'm at currently won state last year so i have to step it up big time haha.
User avatar #123 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean. Its called lean muscle. We lifted in the weight room but everyone else was more concerned with how much they could get up and not strength training. I pretty much lifted for reps all four years because strength is what matters.
I WOULD post a picture of my physique but I dont want to be thumbed to hell lol.
User avatar #124 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
finally someone who gets it! ahh, people who are so concerned about looks should go back to football. haha! jk ..
User avatar #128 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
hahahaa thats so funny you say that, we used to always give the football players shit because they would have max days where they just lifted for 5-4-3-2-1 reps...literally just for size, which is good for football, but not as effective on the field. Just for weight gaining.
User avatar #129 - notevenmad (11/01/2012) [-]
yeah, wrestling you gotta have physical and mental strength, looking buff as hell, but getting thrown around by a kid that looks half your size would be embarrasing.. haha
User avatar #131 - usmcoorah (11/01/2012) [-]
Yeah we would wrestle the football team every other week to give THEM a workout lmao. I always loved those days. Our 45, 52, and 60 classes could handle their 180-200 pounders, it was hilarious.
#105 - i getcha! i'm not even joking with you man.. wrestling kicked … 10/31/2012 on Willpower 0

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#14 - anonymous (12/22/2012) [-]
Daddy issues, or mommy left you, or uncle diddles played around with you too much. It doesn't really matter. You are kinda damaged, buddy.
Professional help is not a shame. People can heal from the scars of their past, if they allow a trained expert (psychologist, psychiatrist) to aid them with the process.
I was annoyed initially, but reading your comments a lot of them have shown signs of rage, trauma-induced psychopathology. Just some friendly advice, its not too late to seek help before the status quo is lost.
#8 - notevenmad (09/21/2012) [-]
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#7 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
i enjoy your profile picture
#6 - anonymous (08/04/2012) [-]
you would never win that battle
#5 - anonymous (06/13/2012) [-]
put a shirt on, you look like 200 pounds of bird ****
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