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Interests: Gaming, Drawing, Painting
Date Signed Up:8/28/2011
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I'm gonna buy an Xbone just for the Gears of War sequel, I love the franchise that much.

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#54 - Goddamn that was intense. 5 hours ago on Assorted Internets 12.5 :... +14
#5 - Picture 03/27/2015 on When the cutscence blends... +5
#43 - ooooooohhh, I thought they were all human committing suicide l…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Rover Red Charlie +1
User avatar #45 - scooba (03/26/2015) [-]
God that movie was awful.
#38 - what the flying **** ?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Rover Red Charlie +4
User avatar #40 - sabcy (03/26/2015) [-]
zombies, bro, they ain't green or dirty most of the time.
User avatar #57 - ILoveFurries (03/27/2015) [-]
I don't think so. I mean, if you look at all of them, they're all crying, as if they know what's going on and what they're doing but are physically unable to stop it. Or, it could be some form of chemical warfare that causes elevated levels of aggressiveness in humans. I said chemical warfare because it would have to be engineered if it only affects one species.

I don't think it's zombies because the only time we've seen someone being bitten was the cop, but I think that's because a bite from a kid (as he's being swarmed by kids) is more damaging than a punch or a kick, you know? In the subway, we see two people choking each other while another pours gasoline on them. Neither of those three's behaviors look like any zombie stuff.
User avatar #60 - sabcy (03/27/2015) [-]
those were people freaking out because of it.
User avatar #62 - ILoveFurries (03/27/2015) [-]
I can believe the two choking each other might have been freaking out, maybe fighting over something, but who the hell just goes and starts pouring gasoline onto them? If there are other zombies in the subway, and you're not actively getting attacked, you get your ass out of there or kill yourself, not take the time to pour gasoline on someone else.
User avatar #63 - sabcy (03/27/2015) [-]
People do crazy, stupid shit when there's noone to watch thier sorry asses.
#43 - nosleep (03/26/2015) [-]
ooooooohhh, I thought they were all human committing suicide like The Happening.
User avatar #45 - scooba (03/26/2015) [-]
God that movie was awful.
#178 - They just... like being offended. They want to be victims. The… 03/26/2015 on tumblr Logic 0
#165 - It can't be real It can't be real It can't be real  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2015 on tumblr Logic +2
#175 - Blasphemer (03/26/2015) [-]
Middle/Upper class women who never had to do jack shit in their entire life, over privileged, spoiled and crave attention. Otherwise known as special little snowflakes. Allow me to introduce you to the greater half of the tumblr. Where stupid ideas are born, nurtured and made into public spectacle as people wonder who the fuck are those dumb bitches and what the fuck do they want now. They want someone to acknowledge their meaningless existence and approve of their "rebellious" non-existent cause. These parasites will waddle on trough life trying to outfuck each other by thinking the stupidest idea.

Snowflake 1: II've got a really really stupid thought!
Snowflake 2: And I can make it even stupider!
#178 - nosleep (03/26/2015) [-]
They just... like being offended. They want to be victims. They seek it out, lie about it. Get offended on other peoples behalf, whilst being some of the dumbest, hypocritical, hateful and rudest behaving people I've ever seen.
User avatar #172 - trollmobile (03/26/2015) [-]
take solace in that none of them will ever reproduce.
the legbeards will eventually die out from their own legbeardness.
User avatar #176 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2015) [-]
White knights: "Wow, you're right gibe pusi pls?" And then they reproduce.
#12 - You'd be wrong. 03/23/2015 on so true 0
#85 - thanks for the mental image, Dick 03/23/2015 on The floor is moving. 0
#666 - I can't decide how to kill myself 03/23/2015 on Let out your feelings on FJ 0
#13 - k 03/21/2015 on (untitled) 0

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