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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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2013 seems to be the year of depressing shitstorm.
2014 will probably be really windy.
2015 is gonna be an alright year.
2016 will have a revolutionary invention.
2017 will be the end of a major company.
2018 will be record heat in the summer.
and finally, 2019 will be the year humans find out the have some new disease that's killing them of and they need to eat more fish oil... or something like that.

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#23 - The last panel is a different artstyle, thus i think it was a fan edit  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2015 on Oh... +1
User avatar #26 - thereapercraft (07/27/2015) [-]
It is.
#95 - Yeah, mom was a techie, but she talked alot about the office guys 07/16/2015 on Sucks to suck 0
#91 - Mom and dad worked on a missle base in north dakota. Can confi…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Sucks to suck 0
User avatar #92 - Digitalphear (07/16/2015) [-]
I'm stationed in Minot bro, the -80 degree weather us security forces gotta deal with isn't a joke. But yeah pretty much every other back office job is like that.
User avatar #95 - noseses (07/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, mom was a techie, but she talked alot about the office guys
#2194 - Man, anons are becoming bigger and bigger assholes lately. Goo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2015 on Roll a black man +2
User avatar #2371 - courageexplains (07/16/2015) [-]
its no secret that I infact do smell like dogshit
#115 - He's referencing an internet funny 07/15/2015 on The worst person ever +4
#40 - San Fransico 8s not safe from natural disasters.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2015 on Detroit +6
User avatar #50 - reginleif (07/12/2015) [-]
Depends on how you define it. Safe from most activity other than Earthquake and that's a once in a lifetime event, if even.

No tornadoes, no hurricanes, no tsunamis due to the nature of our coastal faults.

The 1908 earthquake killed 3000 people, Katrina alone killed 1900 estimated, keep in mind that shit weather is a yearly occurrence in many places and SF has a bretty gud claim on being safe.

The being said, the Central valley 100 miles inland is probably safer as there are no faults that operate there.
User avatar #64 - ampharosrules (07/12/2015) [-]
Once in a lifetime? Dude, there's like one bad (i.e. 6.0+ rating) earthquake every other year. Sometimes multiple in a single year. But even a 4.0 can knock shit down. I guess if you're only counting deaths, sure. But if you consider injuries and property damages, then no.
#75 - Well **** , I'm mistaken. And I learned something. Thank…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2015 on Good Guy Sauron 0
User avatar #76 - pkashp (07/11/2015) [-]
The second half of Shadow of Mordor was excellent. Do recommend. First half is shit.
#51 - TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THAT MEME *SCREAMING AUDIBLY* 07/11/2015 on White People 0
#51 - But Celebrimbor made the rings of power.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Good Guy Sauron 0
User avatar #74 - pkashp (07/11/2015) [-]
Sauron gave Celebrimbor the knowledge of ring-creation. Together they made the 9 for men and 7 for dwarves. Since those rings were corrupted, the men turned into wraiths under Sauron's control. The Dwarves, being made of sterner stuff, merely went insane. Celebrimbor used the knowledge to make the 3 untainted rings for elves. Sauron, without Celebrimbor's help, forged the one ring in secret. However, the one ring was too powerful, and was instantly obvious to all as a sign of Sauron's betrayal. So, Sauron captured Celebrimbor and forced him to alter the one ring so it would no longer reveal him and Sauron could wield it with relative subtlety .
#111 - skebaba (07/11/2015) [-]
Correction: the dwarves didn't go insane. Instead, their greed levels went off the scale.
User avatar #75 - noseses (07/11/2015) [-]
Well shit, I'm mistaken. And I learned something. Thanks for that.
User avatar #76 - pkashp (07/11/2015) [-]
The second half of Shadow of Mordor was excellent. Do recommend. First half is shit.
#134 - Actually the way that it went was that back in the tribal days… 07/07/2015 on This is thin privilege +21

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User avatar #13 - bobJML (03/10/2011) [-]
Hello, what's up with you?
User avatar #14 to #13 - noseses (03/10/2011) [-]
not much, and yourself?
User avatar #16 to #15 - noseses (03/10/2011) [-]
ah, i see
User avatar #12 - fapping (10/14/2010) [-]
User avatar #8 - fapping (10/12/2010) [-]
howd you do that thing with the blank space ?
User avatar #9 to #8 - noseses (10/13/2010) [-]
pressing space
User avatar #11 to #10 - noseses (10/13/2010) [-]
like that
User avatar #4 - lolmoperDOS (08/09/2010) [-]
sir i am calm like a pancake on a dish

User avatar #5 to #4 - noseses (08/09/2010) [-]
hmm... i see
User avatar #6 to #5 - lolmoperDOS (08/09/2010) [-]
yes my calm levels are over 9000 you see
User avatar #7 to #6 - noseses (08/09/2010) [-]
indeed
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User avatar #2 to #1 - noseses (08/09/2010) [-]
certainly
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