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Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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2013 seems to be the year of depressing shitstorm.
2014 will probably be really windy.
2015 is gonna be an alright year.
2016 will have a revolutionary invention.
2017 will be the end of a major company.
2018 will be record heat in the summer.
and finally, 2019 will be the year humans find out the have some new disease that's killing them of and they need to eat more fish oil... or something like that.

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#6 - Tusura (5 hours ago) [-]
Our first vacation without the kids was at the end of April this year.

We went to one of her ex-coworkers wedding.

Luckily, everything was good to go. It was a great weekend at the beach in NC.
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#7 - noseses (5 hours ago) [-]
Lucky you man. We had our anniversary last month and took two weeks off to go to Boston, and along the way we stopped at my dad's for a couple days. Nature hit her the moment we booked our room .
#3 - She was on her period at the time, otherwise that'd be one of …  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on The Power Of Relationships +1
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#4 - Tusura (5 hours ago) [-]
I know the feeling man.

I'm hitting 10 years married in October.

You'd be surprised how often Aunt flow comes to visit on my birthday, and her birthday, and Christmas, and Thanksgiving... and Valentines day.

I swear the world has something against me sometimes.
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#5 - noseses (5 hours ago) [-]
Like fucking clockwork man. That, and also any time we take a vacation out of state. Crazy how nature does that.
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#6 - Tusura (5 hours ago) [-]
Our first vacation without the kids was at the end of April this year.

We went to one of her ex-coworkers wedding.

Luckily, everything was good to go. It was a great weekend at the beach in NC.
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#7 - noseses (5 hours ago) [-]
Lucky you man. We had our anniversary last month and took two weeks off to go to Boston, and along the way we stopped at my dad's for a couple days. Nature hit her the moment we booked our room .
#1 - My wife and I once spent an entire day laying around asking th…  [+] (6 new replies) 5 hours ago on The Power Of Relationships +2
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#2 - Tusura (5 hours ago) [-]
Ya'll shoulda fucked to pass the time.
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#3 - noseses (5 hours ago) [-]
She was on her period at the time, otherwise that'd be one of my suggestions.
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#4 - Tusura (5 hours ago) [-]
I know the feeling man.

I'm hitting 10 years married in October.

You'd be surprised how often Aunt flow comes to visit on my birthday, and her birthday, and Christmas, and Thanksgiving... and Valentines day.

I swear the world has something against me sometimes.
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#5 - noseses (5 hours ago) [-]
Like fucking clockwork man. That, and also any time we take a vacation out of state. Crazy how nature does that.
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#6 - Tusura (5 hours ago) [-]
Our first vacation without the kids was at the end of April this year.

We went to one of her ex-coworkers wedding.

Luckily, everything was good to go. It was a great weekend at the beach in NC.
User avatar
#7 - noseses (5 hours ago) [-]
Lucky you man. We had our anniversary last month and took two weeks off to go to Boston, and along the way we stopped at my dad's for a couple days. Nature hit her the moment we booked our room .
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#18 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
Hey i hope you have a great morning, and a fantastic day! :^)
#19 to #18 - noseses ONLINE (12/23/2015) [-]
Thanks mate, same to you!
#20 to #19 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]
#13 - bobJML (03/10/2011) [-]
Hello, what's up with you?
#14 to #13 - noseses ONLINE (03/10/2011) [-]
not much, and yourself?
#15 to #14 - bobJML (03/10/2011) [-]
#16 to #15 - noseses ONLINE (03/10/2011) [-]
ah, i see
#12 - fapping (10/14/2010) [-]
#8 - fapping (10/12/2010) [-]
howd you do that thing with the blank space ?
#9 to #8 - noseses ONLINE (10/13/2010) [-]
pressing space
#10 to #9 - noseses ONLINE (10/13/2010) [-]
#11 to #10 - noseses ONLINE (10/13/2010) [-]
like that
#4 - lolmoperDOS (08/09/2010) [-]
sir i am calm like a pancake on a dish

#5 to #4 - noseses ONLINE (08/09/2010) [-]
hmm... i see
#6 to #5 - lolmoperDOS (08/09/2010) [-]
yes my calm levels are over 9000 you see
#7 to #6 - noseses ONLINE (08/09/2010) [-]
indeed
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#2 to #1 - noseses ONLINE (08/09/2010) [-]
certainly
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