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#58 - this is why you always look both ways. 3 hours ago on FJ Driver Gets A Thumbs Up 0
#172 - it can be spelled with or without an a 20 hours ago on Family Feud 0
#31 - you still have context, plus it's not the only word with contr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Seen in Woodstock 0
User avatar #34 - abysmalshadow (12/20/2014) [-]
The thing is, "literally", being an adverb, has a lot of cases like the phrase "literally impossible", where you would have to already know whether or not something is actually impossible in order to know which meaning of "literally" is in use, meaning the word itself has no purpose. In other words, the context already tells you whether or not it's meant literally.
Compare that to the examples you gave, which directly add information. You could say an alarm went off, or that you turned an alarm off; the context is necessary to know which "off" is meant, but it still adds its own meaning. You wouldn't be able to omit the word like you could with "literally".
#29 - it's almost like languages evolve over time.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Seen in Woodstock 0
User avatar #30 - abysmalshadow (12/20/2014) [-]
Sure, but when you make a word's two definitions directly contradict each other, you effectively make that word useless, since nobody knows which one you mean.
User avatar #32 - outsidethebox (12/20/2014) [-]
I feel like most of the time it's pretty easy to tell. If you say that it literally drives you insane, it's probably figurative, and if you say he was literally able to KO the other guy with one arm behind his back it's probably literal.

If it's confusing people are probably trying to be dicks.

The #1 time it's confusing is when someone says "Their pizza is literally the best I've ever had." or something to that extent.
User avatar #35 - abysmalshadow (12/20/2014) [-]
Granted, but then you already need to know whether or not something is meant literally to know whether or not "literally" is meant literally. It makes the word kind of pointless.
#31 - noschool (12/20/2014) [-]
you still have context, plus it's not the only word with contradiction definitions definition.
-Handicap: An advantage provided to ensure equality (like in golf), or a disadvantage that prevents equal achievement (like being paralyzed)
-Hold up: To support, or to impede
-Off: Deactivated, or activated (as an alarm clock went off)
User avatar #34 - abysmalshadow (12/20/2014) [-]
The thing is, "literally", being an adverb, has a lot of cases like the phrase "literally impossible", where you would have to already know whether or not something is actually impossible in order to know which meaning of "literally" is in use, meaning the word itself has no purpose. In other words, the context already tells you whether or not it's meant literally.
Compare that to the examples you gave, which directly add information. You could say an alarm went off, or that you turned an alarm off; the context is necessary to know which "off" is meant, but it still adds its own meaning. You wouldn't be able to omit the word like you could with "literally".
#36 - because the pizza is generally already cut into slices. like w…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on :D 0
User avatar #42 - mariopimp (12/18/2014) [-]
Well in case you didn't know. Sometimes the cheese melts and I prefer all the cheese and toppings on my pizza instead of it falling off and only getting half the toppings.
#7 - so do people get anything out of cigars, like the nicotine inh…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Modern Family Christmas 0
User avatar #9 - imadps (12/18/2014) [-]
a pretty cool headrush, but that's probably just if you smoke once every 8 months. i didn't know i wasn't supposed to inhale until this post..

you also get some nice breath if it's not a cheap brand. at least that's what i've been told
User avatar #8 - pringlez (12/18/2014) [-]
if youre using a cigar right, then technically yes, there is still a little nicotine intake, but it is nothing like if you were to inhale a cigar or cigarette
#28 - you are thinking "principal square root" th… 12/17/2014 on Going to class drunk 0
#1077 - **noschool used "*roll cis privilege*"** **noschool rolls B… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#92 - no cause technically you can't just combine velocities,there i… 12/15/2014 on scienceeeee 0
#25 - i thought it was because they had a basketball in there 12/13/2014 on The ugly side of society +34

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User avatar #5 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
I don't know why he needs them now. If I knew I'd tell you. If you'd like to know send admin a message and maybe he will answer.
#6 to #5 - noschool ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Don't you think that is something you should know, anything you do in life should have some reason other than "because somebody told me too". why are you supporting Admin so blindly. you choose to do this job without question, you ban people because he says its good, but has he shown you any statistics as to the benefits and what is this even befitting, other than his word, and who is this even benefiting because the community obviously hates these new rules. Its like if some guy told you to go shoot anyone why was wearing the color red, that's probable something you should question.
User avatar #7 to #6 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
That's idiotic. You can't put a price on a human life. No one deserves to die.

Anyway, if I didn't believe that doing this is the right thing then I wouldn't do it. Why would addy hire a bunch of users to ban people? If we did it for no reason then everyone would just leave FJ and he wouldn't be making any money. The reason he told us is because Google doesn't like smut websites. So they don't want to advertise on them. Which means FJ as no income which ends in the site shutting down. I take this "job" seriously and if boss man says flag things that Google doesn't like then I have to do it. I don't want to ban people, but if I have to I will. Plus it's not like it's forever. It's 1 hour. It used to be a life time ban so things have gotten better in that department.
#8 to #7 - noschool ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
"Why would addy hire a bunch of users to ban people?"-i thought being a mod was unpaid.
"FJ and he wouldn't be making any money." were we not making money for the many years before these rules went into place?
"Google doesn't like smut websites. "- I've seen google ad's that have been more explicit that the **** that has been banned, I don't know if it's still flagged but some guy got flagged for posting a picture of a Google ad, that's ******** .
"Plus it's not like it's forever. It's 1 hour. It used to be a life time ban so things have gotten better in that department."-While this is true it's more about the principle that the punishment for many people, at least it is for me.
Plus he is being way to extreme, i mean have you been to YouTube; they have girls in bikinis, dildos, naked art, and not only do they have Google ads up the ******* ass, the sites owned by Google and those videos don't get banned.
User avatar #9 to #8 - wickkles (10/20/2013) [-]
1. We don't get paid. I said hire because I take this as seriously as a paying job.
2. We were making money via Ads, but Google is bitch to addy about all these gore and porn on the site. So he needs to take care of it with us.
3. Addy has no power over what Google puts as their ads. From what I've seen, they find key words and then put ads around it So I guess putting sexy words on a content means Googles ad engine thinks it's a porn site? I'm not sure on that.
4. I feel you on that. I honestly believe that these rules are too much, but I'd rather see users get a hour ban than the site being shut down.

I honestly don't know all the details. I just have a good guess. Ask addy, ragingbrony or phanny pack. They might have a better idea than I do.
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