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norrisblade

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Date Signed Up:11/20/2011
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:West Korea it is the bestest Korea
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"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."

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latest user's comments

#89 - I think they should make a game with the same style as fable t… 11 hours ago on Fable Facts 0
#126 - Okay, so lets say she threw the jar at the wall then scooped t…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Having a dad always comes... +3
User avatar #163 - jokexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
The rules of the competition explicitly forbid outside help. The only reason it was allowed is because it was adorable and made for good tv.
User avatar #160 - jokexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
That wouldn't be cheating. It was just her that did that, and it remained inside the contest area. It'd be stupid, but not cheating.
#45 - How do you track him down? tell me right ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on machismo man 0
User avatar #46 - mymommasallama (02/22/2015) [-]
after you beat the main missions and are playing as jack, go to blackwater and you will see a new sidequest marker with a question mark by the train station i believe. you have to go all over the map talking to people, but they are always marked with a new "?" marker at each location.
#38 - Which part was that?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on machismo man +1
User avatar #43 - mymommasallama (02/21/2015) [-]
The best part after john is killed at the end you play as his son a few years after. You track down that government guy and challenge him to a duel. Satisfying as fuck
User avatar #45 - norrisblade (02/22/2015) [-]
How do you track him down? tell me right FUCKING NOW
User avatar #46 - mymommasallama (02/22/2015) [-]
after you beat the main missions and are playing as jack, go to blackwater and you will see a new sidequest marker with a question mark by the train station i believe. you have to go all over the map talking to people, but they are always marked with a new "?" marker at each location.
#89 - I have one of these bulky mofos, they have their own battery too. 02/18/2015 on Before backlites +2
#116 - Maybe, he put her thumbs in her mouth, then his, and I dunno w… 02/18/2015 on 50 Shades of Grey 0
#432 - The g11 (i think it's called g11) from, black ops (that ugly … 02/17/2015 on Gun smarts 0
#431 - What would you want it for? If it's just for the sake of havin…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Gun smarts 0
User avatar #435 - thisistheguy (02/17/2015) [-]
For the sake of having it I guess, I would want to use it at a range a lot, they're fun to use plus I'd feel a lot safer owning one in my home. I don't know if I'd carry it around with me (pretty sure concealed carry is legal in Illinois). I guess it'd just be nice to know how to use and care for a gun by having first hand experience too.
#74 - wait..wait, not it isn't, my bad. 02/15/2015 on Sauce? 0
#71 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Sauce? 0
User avatar #74 - norrisblade (02/15/2015) [-]
wait..wait, not it isn't, my bad.

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#1 - konradkurze (07/13/2013) [-]
cheesy but simple
User avatar #2 to #1 - norrisblade ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
I never thought of it that way, never did the mixture of those two come to mind when I made this account
#3 to #2 - konradkurze (07/13/2013) [-]
when the enginerr blended the two....norrisblade was born

norrisblade never questioned where he came from, he just knew he was here to kill noobs
User avatar #4 to #3 - norrisblade ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Every account I make from now on will be called norrisblade
User avatar #5 to #4 - konradkurze (07/13/2013) [-]
and you must grow a manly beard
User avatar #6 to #5 - norrisblade ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
hells yeah
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