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norrisblade

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Date Signed Up:11/20/2011
Last Login:7/03/2015
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"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."

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#271 - I don't get it. 06/20/2015 on Jon Stewart Reacts To... 0
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#100 - True enough, but often enough the adrenaline won't kick in and…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #102 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
Stubbing your toe isn't real danger... When you're in a life and death situation, you'd be surprised at how much your adrenaline can do.
Your brain puts a limit on your true strength because anything past your capability could damage you... But when the brain knows it's in enough danger to possibly die, it sure as fuck does not care if you pull a muscle or break a bone, it just wants to get the job the fuck done...
#98 - no, but that is the point of it's size, to hide in lip stick, …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #99 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
I don't need to slice myself to know that it hurts.
I'm also not pumping full of adrenaline. Do you understand what adrenaline does to the body?
You can't simply slash someone and hurt them enough to stop when they're full of adrenaline, you need something that will literally incapacitate them...
User avatar #100 - norrisblade (06/03/2015) [-]
True enough, but often enough the adrenaline won't kick in and the Jamal will just say "Fuck that hurts" and run off bleeding, adrenaline isn't some full proof mechanism that kicks in and turns everyone into superman as soon as they stub their toe, it's unpredictable, and enough times it won't work, and at the end of the day, a small lipstick knife is better than no knife.
User avatar #102 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
Stubbing your toe isn't real danger... When you're in a life and death situation, you'd be surprised at how much your adrenaline can do.
Your brain puts a limit on your true strength because anything past your capability could damage you... But when the brain knows it's in enough danger to possibly die, it sure as fuck does not care if you pull a muscle or break a bone, it just wants to get the job the fuck done...
#95 - Yes, but does it look like lipstick?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/03/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #96 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
do you need it to?
User avatar #98 - norrisblade (06/03/2015) [-]
no, but that is the point of it's size, to hide in lip stick, and at the end of the day, if it is sharp enough then it will cause huge damage, if you really want to see how much damage a small blade can do then slash yourself a few times with a scalpel (even smaller than the lipstick knife) then come back here to tell us how useless the knife is and tell us how the person in the pic should have a bowie knife or a claymore or someshit
User avatar #99 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
I don't need to slice myself to know that it hurts.
I'm also not pumping full of adrenaline. Do you understand what adrenaline does to the body?
You can't simply slash someone and hurt them enough to stop when they're full of adrenaline, you need something that will literally incapacitate them...
User avatar #100 - norrisblade (06/03/2015) [-]
True enough, but often enough the adrenaline won't kick in and the Jamal will just say "Fuck that hurts" and run off bleeding, adrenaline isn't some full proof mechanism that kicks in and turns everyone into superman as soon as they stub their toe, it's unpredictable, and enough times it won't work, and at the end of the day, a small lipstick knife is better than no knife.
User avatar #102 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
Stubbing your toe isn't real danger... When you're in a life and death situation, you'd be surprised at how much your adrenaline can do.
Your brain puts a limit on your true strength because anything past your capability could damage you... But when the brain knows it's in enough danger to possibly die, it sure as fuck does not care if you pull a muscle or break a bone, it just wants to get the job the fuck done...
#93 - I too hide knives in my lipstick for self defense, though I'm …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/03/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #94 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
A machete? Do you know you can have pocket knives way bigger than that lipstick shit?
I have one now that is as big as my palm and could fit EASILY in a purse or someones pocket unnoticed.
User avatar #95 - norrisblade (06/03/2015) [-]
Yes, but does it look like lipstick?
User avatar #96 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
do you need it to?
User avatar #98 - norrisblade (06/03/2015) [-]
no, but that is the point of it's size, to hide in lip stick, and at the end of the day, if it is sharp enough then it will cause huge damage, if you really want to see how much damage a small blade can do then slash yourself a few times with a scalpel (even smaller than the lipstick knife) then come back here to tell us how useless the knife is and tell us how the person in the pic should have a bowie knife or a claymore or someshit
User avatar #99 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
I don't need to slice myself to know that it hurts.
I'm also not pumping full of adrenaline. Do you understand what adrenaline does to the body?
You can't simply slash someone and hurt them enough to stop when they're full of adrenaline, you need something that will literally incapacitate them...
User avatar #100 - norrisblade (06/03/2015) [-]
True enough, but often enough the adrenaline won't kick in and the Jamal will just say "Fuck that hurts" and run off bleeding, adrenaline isn't some full proof mechanism that kicks in and turns everyone into superman as soon as they stub their toe, it's unpredictable, and enough times it won't work, and at the end of the day, a small lipstick knife is better than no knife.
User avatar #102 - darksideofthebeast (06/03/2015) [-]
Stubbing your toe isn't real danger... When you're in a life and death situation, you'd be surprised at how much your adrenaline can do.
Your brain puts a limit on your true strength because anything past your capability could damage you... But when the brain knows it's in enough danger to possibly die, it sure as fuck does not care if you pull a muscle or break a bone, it just wants to get the job the fuck done...
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User avatar #8 to #7 - norrisblade (05/05/2015) [-]
Oh my god do I cry.
#1 - konradkurze (07/13/2013) [-]
cheesy but simple
User avatar #2 to #1 - norrisblade (07/13/2013) [-]
I never thought of it that way, never did the mixture of those two come to mind when I made this account
#3 to #2 - konradkurze (07/13/2013) [-]
when the enginerr blended the two....norrisblade was born

norrisblade never questioned where he came from, he just knew he was here to kill noobs
User avatar #4 to #3 - norrisblade (07/13/2013) [-]
Every account I make from now on will be called norrisblade
User avatar #5 to #4 - konradkurze (07/13/2013) [-]
and you must grow a manly beard
User avatar #6 to #5 - norrisblade (07/13/2013) [-]
hells yeah
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