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Date Signed Up:1/27/2012
Last Login:2/20/2016
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Content Level Progress: 36% (36/100)
Level 125 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 179 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 180 Comments: Anon Annihilator
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Content Views:100006
Times Content Favorited:166 times
Total Comments Made:95
FJ Points:3350

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    I came I came
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    Simply not giving a shit Simply not giving a shit
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    Shirt of pure awesomeness Shirt of pure awesomeness
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    So happy! So happy!

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#133 - When are you ***** going to realise that such a thing never ex…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2016 on no rolex, no sex -3
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#142 - vorarephilia (02/20/2016) [-]
and hymenotomy is just a gynecologist cutting a woman's vagina for no reason just to support the myth right?
#79 - Gotta love these US TOV missiles 12/14/2015 on /k/ Webm/Gif Comp #2 +8
#128 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 71) +33
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#240 - buddywuggle (12/11/2015) [-]
There needs to be an app to do this with a single phone.
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#136 - admiralen (12/10/2015) [-]
Why are they holding them like that, the mic and speakers are at the bottom of the phone
#61 - I'm pretty sure that if you invented a serum that would keep a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on pups for pets 0
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#81 - Hreidmar (06/09/2013) [-]
Club owners, maybe.
#29 - Well ****.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Questioning +32
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#30 - garaichu (05/04/2013) [-]
RIP floor.
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#34 - mooderp (05/04/2013) [-]
RIP world.*
#2388 - Well, i'm packing my bags. Africa here I come! 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content -1
#19 - How come you aren't banned already? 04/14/2013 on swivers's profile 0
#49 - There aren't that many cheaters or campers in BF3. Besides, if…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2013 on BF3 logic +11
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#67 - unikornanarkyh (04/13/2013) [-]
>Be Russian on Metro
>Spawn trapped
>wat do?
#138 - anon (04/13/2013) [-]
There's always a way out of Spawn traps.
But not if you're a BLU on Dustbowl stage 3.
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#132 - brosanction (04/13/2013) [-]
I always told all of my squadmates to go assault and equip smoke launcher, we would then run from cover to cover, laying down smoke and sprinting until we went behind enemy lines, we then went to the farthest objective and captured it.
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#78 - dayasalion (04/13/2013) [-]
you have no idea how many times i've broken out of being spawn trapped and ended up winning too. it's all about strategy and persistence. that is why i love this game, it aint you're normal point and shoot fps.


here's a hint: smoke can be pretty damn useful.
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#79 - unikornanarkyh (04/13/2013) [-]
I've broken out of it once... just out of sheer luck. I think Metro is one of the most fun maps, but most stupidly designed.
Conquest that is.
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#87 - dayasalion (04/13/2013) [-]
it definetley helps if you have a good team that's really pushing the enemy, try to find a weakspot to flank them. i usually run for the flag closes to their base so that i buy myself enough time, by then probably half of their team will have left to capture the flag back and that will allow your team to push forward more. if you're lucky you'll have captured the flag, defended it and you should now be heading for the middle flag effectively boxing in the enemy.
#199 - Seriously what kind of community is this? You despise black pe…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2013 on itsokaytobehay +3
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#215 - schneidend (04/09/2013) [-]
The community hates "niggers," IE ignorant black people. Just regular black people are fine.
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#202 - Ottovan (04/09/2013) [-]
Homosexuals can be black, white, brown, red, purple, blue....
They have a bigger affect on the world than just one race.

Personally, I'm not racist, I have nothing against any race of people.
But I still think KFC and Watermelon jokes are funny.

See, races are more tolerated these days... You can call a black man "Black" and he probably won't get as pissed off as he would 100 years ago... But homosexuals have it terrible, man... They are hated across the entire globe.

They deserve more respect so the tolerance can build, and we can start poking fun at them, more.
#201 - Neverknewme (04/09/2013) [-]
we dont despise black people.
#49 - Battlefield thread!  [+] (20 new replies) 03/29/2013 on BF 4 +30
#214 - arcticassassin (08/06/2013) [-]
Battlethread
#215 - arcticassassin (08/06/2013) [-]
My Battlefield folder grows
#217 - arcticassassin (08/06/2013) [-]
I liked Bad Company 2 because of the playstyle, but I liked Battlefield 3 because of the unlocks and scenery.
#151 - yamiyo (03/30/2013) [-]
I know this is now a BF thread, but I just had to.

#218 - arcticassassin (08/06/2013) [-]
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#213 - arcticassassin (08/06/2013) [-]
Motherfucker that's my favorite .gif
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#111 - themuffinmonster (03/29/2013) [-]
I hate that you can't do that anymore
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#126 - jakekel (03/29/2013) [-]
does this GIF really need an overused meme plastered over it.
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#216 - arcticassassin (08/06/2013) [-]
Exactly how I feel about half the stuff on the internet.
#53 - stupidundeadzombie (03/29/2013) [-]
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