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#57 - 2deep4u 12/11/2014 on Album Game 0
#83 - Picture 04/30/2014 on Engineering School Project +4
#25 - But he didn't, so they could laugh at him, lighten up.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Bank Teller Laughs at... +1
User avatar #26 - wiinor (02/25/2014) [-]
Yea, bit he could have. In situations like that, you have to treat it seriously, even if there is very little danger to you.
User avatar #32 - theguywhoaskswhy (02/25/2014) [-]
Taking hostages only works if I give a fuck what happens to any other human being on this floating mudball... Which I don't. Cue Laughter.
User avatar #49 - leonhardt (02/25/2014) [-]
Wow. You're edgier than that kid's meat cleaver.
#29 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
Police are there for a reason, are they not?
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User avatar #148 - mctoilet (06/25/2013) [-]
Are you seriously Jehovah's witness's?
If yes, is there any chance i can ask some questions?

It will be polite and reasonable, i swear
User avatar #161 - deliciousdee (06/25/2013) [-]
Yes to both questions
User avatar #162 - mctoilet (06/25/2013) [-]
Do you walk to other peoples homes and try to make them join your religion or give posters out?
And where you always Jehovahs witness?
if yes, is it something that is demanded in your family?
User avatar #163 - deliciousdee (06/25/2013) [-]
Yes, that is something we do, in a simplified way of saying it. I personally do it from time to time as well.
I was born into a JW family, so yes.
It's a choice to be made personally, though parents try to raise their children to want to make that choice in favor of staying.
User avatar #164 - mctoilet (06/25/2013) [-]
Why do you bother if i may ask?
Surely you must have seen people are generally annoyed by people trying to convert them.

And i've heard there is a limit to how many people can get into "heaven", is that true?

User avatar #169 - deliciousdee (06/26/2013) [-]
We bother because some people amongst all those annoyed are actually seeking spiritual help, maybe we show up at just the right time. It's worth it to find a diamond in the rough. Besides, maybe we've left an impression on someone at the door and they change their mind about us later?

Yes, we believe that 144,000 anointed of Christ will see an afterlife in heaven, given lofty positions as rulers over the Earth.
The rest of mankind's good people will enjoy everlasting life on a new paradise Earth, restored to how it would have been had Adam and Eve not committed the original sin.
User avatar #170 - mctoilet (06/26/2013) [-]
That seems logical. i am no man of faith, but i agree spiritual guidance can help the body to regenerate faster physically and mentally.
But i sense lots of anger against your religion, and honestly i myself also don't like tried to be converted. But instead of nagging you down, there might be a simpler solution to this that people just haven't thought about. for example:
If i asked you to never knock on my door again, would a normal jahovahs witness respect my wishes?

On to something else!
Good people, is that only jahovahs witness's? or good people in general?
How does he choose the 144.000 people?
Are people who are dead now in new paradise Earth?
When the 144.000 people are chosen, is that the day the world sees its end?
Do you get baptized and do you have Confirmation later on?
Do you have rules on how you eat , dress, or live?

On a different matter: I know a girl i went to school with. who was Jahovah's witness.
she is now a model for babe magazine.
Would that be bad in your religion? would that meen she has abandon the faith?
And if she abandon her faith, would she still be able to live with her family if the parents didn't mind or would that be a bad "omen"?
User avatar #173 - deliciousdee (06/27/2013) [-]
If you ask us not to come back, we put you on a do not call list and we don't come back.

Good people includes all humans from across all times, not just JW's. I suppose I should mention that we believe in a resurrection as well, to answer Q#3.

The 144,000 are chosen from especially faithful and loyal servants of God as a reward for their service. Many have already been chosen, died, and gone to heaven. It's unkown the precise amount left, but it's somewhere in the range of only a couple thousand.

The world sees it's end at an unknown time. All we do know is that the good news will have been preached in all the earth by that time. Any remaining 144,000 members still living at that time will be taken to heaven in an instant.

We get baptized when we feel that we would like to make our dedication to Jehovah public. It's not done at birth, it's done when each person makes the personal decision to.

Eating: no. Dressing: keep it modest. Living: do it by the guidelines set out in the bible.

She's probably no longer a JW. She could still live with her family but they would be required to limit their association with her. They wouldn't disown her, though, they'd encourage her to repent.
User avatar #123 - anonefgthree (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't think this website is appropriate for witnesses
#124 - masterboll (06/25/2013) [-]
all witnesses must be eliminated
User avatar #86 - deliciousdee (06/25/2013) [-]
Indeed, my friend
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