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Date Signed Up:10/26/2012
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#91 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Best GF ever +1
#96 - delio (11/19/2013) [-]
#100 - coryxyzagain (11/19/2013) [-]
#102 - delio (11/19/2013) [-]
#395 - Airman* Thank you for enlightening me.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on Internet Gold - P5 (Last) +1
User avatar #408 - masdercheef (11/18/2013) [-]
It's no problem. It personally doesn't bother me, but I know that there are people who would take serious offense when they're called by the wrong title, such as if one were to call a Marine a soldier.
#50 - My dad has panels in the UK. He doesn't save anything in the w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Optimism in the UK 0
User avatar #57 - SuitUp (11/17/2013) [-]
The national grid are idiots though. They have no way of actually measuring how much is put back into system so they take the estimates of the fucking companies that sell the panels and just pay people based off that figure.

In reality your dads making a steal because tere is no way in hell that they're working as well as TNG thinks.
#22 - The joke isn't aimed at the soldier. It's aimed at airport…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Internet Gold - P5 (Last) +15
User avatar #318 - masdercheef (11/18/2013) [-]
Considering the fact that he does indeed appear to be wearing Air Force uniform (good eye, random anonymous user), it would technically be inaccurate to call him a "Soldier". I do believe the proper term would be "Airman".
User avatar #395 - noisia (11/18/2013) [-]
Airman*

Thank you for enlightening me.
User avatar #408 - masdercheef (11/18/2013) [-]
It's no problem. It personally doesn't bother me, but I know that there are people who would take serious offense when they're called by the wrong title, such as if one were to call a Marine a soldier.
#90 - I'm a bit of a buzzkill here, but I'm not certain this is true…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on pennies would've been better +1
#91 - Hidnight (11/16/2013) [-]
This never happened, it was a photo shop. A point to prove people would believe shit if it had a formal background and stuff.
#46 - When you're drunk you can find the holes you want easily enoug…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Put your plug in 0
User avatar #101 - muffintime (11/16/2013) [-]
yeah it's like trying to put a worm back in the hole you pulled it out from...
#43 - It looks so happy. 11/16/2013 on Put your plug in +4
#49 - Source. 11/16/2013 on Connection established 0
#173 - Unless you're settled in a relationship. Then there is no need…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Mistakes were made! 0
User avatar #174 - darthsyphilis (11/16/2013) [-]
fair enough, you have successfully out-interneted me
#58 - In my country we don't need the gov to spy on us like we're children.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on It's true +1
#59 - bodox (11/15/2013) [-]
you win
#174 - Exactly. You would've thought alarm bells would start… 11/15/2013 on first time +1
#107 - YES! Someone respects me for the work I do. … 11/13/2013 on Goddammit Ash get your shit... +4
#110 - It's considerably less pathetic to like pokemon than it is to … 11/13/2013 on tiers +3
#144 - Usually, yeah. But I do tend to use "fizzy drink…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Murican Way +2
User avatar #178 - megatrollinator (11/05/2013) [-]
Same
#8 - I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit. 11/05/2013 on noisia's profile 0
#62 - You brought the subject up initially. Oh, and you top… 11/05/2013 on Minecraft 0
#6 - Not really possible. Let me explain. The only way one…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2013 on noisia's profile 0
User avatar #7 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #8 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
#57 - Why don't I go and choke on your Swedish cock instead of what …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Minecraft 0
#59 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
You brought the subject up initially.

Oh, and you topped off you fine comment with a "your mother" joke. How witty and original.
#4 - Help yourself.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/05/2013 on noisia's profile 0
User avatar #5 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
fuck yourself


faggot
User avatar #6 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to fuck oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #7 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #8 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
#53 - "Is* autistic", sorry. 11/05/2013 on Minecraft 0
#52 - Ah, from that response I can immediately assume that it's one …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Minecraft +1
#55 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Why don't I go and choke on your Swedish cock instead of what exactly?
I wan't given an alternative option to choke upon originally.

But, if you really need a reason, there are a number of them:
1. You are in Sweden, I am not.
2. I dislike cocks. Especially putting them in or near my mouth or any other orifice.
3. I dislike the sensation of choking.
4. I don't know where in Sweden I could find you even if I did desire numbers 2 and 3.
5. If I did desire options 2 and 3 and was able to find you, your personality is somewhat of a turn off.

Why are you being so needlessly aggressive anyway? I've been nothing but civil to you, and now you're posting death threats on my profile.
How was your relationship with your parents?
#59 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
You brought the subject up initially.

Oh, and you topped off you fine comment with a "your mother" joke. How witty and original.
User avatar #53 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
"Is* autistic", sorry.
#50 - That was a needlessly aggressive response for a reasonably inn…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Minecraft +2
#51 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
#54 - munyman (11/05/2013) [-]
LOL! is this an angry swede is its natural habitat? :3
#56 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Ah, from that response I can immediately assume that it's one of the latter two options from my previous comment.
I feel sorry for you.

And just because you have an extremely limited vocabulary and level of intelligence, don't assume that anyone without those flaws are autistic. It's merely a higher standard of education.
#55 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Why don't I go and choke on your Swedish cock instead of what exactly?
I wan't given an alternative option to choke upon originally.

But, if you really need a reason, there are a number of them:
1. You are in Sweden, I am not.
2. I dislike cocks. Especially putting them in or near my mouth or any other orifice.
3. I dislike the sensation of choking.
4. I don't know where in Sweden I could find you even if I did desire numbers 2 and 3.
5. If I did desire options 2 and 3 and was able to find you, your personality is somewhat of a turn off.

Why are you being so needlessly aggressive anyway? I've been nothing but civil to you, and now you're posting death threats on my profile.
How was your relationship with your parents?
#59 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
You brought the subject up initially.

Oh, and you topped off you fine comment with a "your mother" joke. How witty and original.
User avatar #53 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
"Is* autistic", sorry.
#48 - Murph may have been Swedish.  [+] (13 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Minecraft +2
#49 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #58 - walcorn (11/05/2013) [-]
Neger Snälla
#60 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #50 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
That was a needlessly aggressive response for a reasonably innocent Ikea reference.

I'm sorry if your feelings for Ikea are bordering on extremism, so much so that everyone who speaks against them in any minor way is an infidel, or, to use your elegantly worded phrase, a "retarded fucking faggot", but I genuinely didn't know that anybody in the world, Ikea's CEO included, would feel so passionately about the company that my comment would cause any offence.

Again, I apologise for any offence caused, but If I may be so bold; perhaps you need to speak to a psychiatrist as your passion for Ikea cannot be healthy.

Oh, unless of course, you either didn't understand the reference and thought it was a blight on Swedish people, or you're just an aggressive enough person to look for a fight anywhere.
If so, perhaps we should revise who the "retarded fucking faggot" is and who should actually "shut the fuck up".
#51 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
#54 - munyman (11/05/2013) [-]
LOL! is this an angry swede is its natural habitat? :3
#56 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Ah, from that response I can immediately assume that it's one of the latter two options from my previous comment.
I feel sorry for you.

And just because you have an extremely limited vocabulary and level of intelligence, don't assume that anyone without those flaws are autistic. It's merely a higher standard of education.
#55 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #57 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Why don't I go and choke on your Swedish cock instead of what exactly?
I wan't given an alternative option to choke upon originally.

But, if you really need a reason, there are a number of them:
1. You are in Sweden, I am not.
2. I dislike cocks. Especially putting them in or near my mouth or any other orifice.
3. I dislike the sensation of choking.
4. I don't know where in Sweden I could find you even if I did desire numbers 2 and 3.
5. If I did desire options 2 and 3 and was able to find you, your personality is somewhat of a turn off.

Why are you being so needlessly aggressive anyway? I've been nothing but civil to you, and now you're posting death threats on my profile.
How was your relationship with your parents?
#59 - snoppslickarn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #62 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
You brought the subject up initially.

Oh, and you topped off you fine comment with a "your mother" joke. How witty and original.
User avatar #53 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
"Is* autistic", sorry.
#111 - If only you rolled that in reply to #107's comment. 11/05/2013 on Damn it,you had one job! +1
#122 - Why would tourettes hinder his ability to be a goalkeeper?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on He came prepared 0
#123 - zyferunreal (11/05/2013) [-]
"Tourette syndrome (TS) is a neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, stereotyped, involuntary movements and vocalizations called tics" and these tics can get worse in high pressured situations or stress, that fact that he still manages to controll it, in situations like a penalty shootout, is pretty badass in my book.
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#12 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #10 to #9 - noisia (06/20/2014) [-]
OP delivers! Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
but of course
User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will fuck you up so bad that you shit blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
fuck yourself


faggot
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to fuck oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
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