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#59 - Thanks bro. I've been growing too. Best way to keep the cost d…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Oh yeaaah! 0
User avatar #69 - fruitjuicedrink (05/06/2014) [-]
Three plants can ideally produce about an ounce and a half every twelve weeks. Or half an ounce every four weeks. It's a way to offset your costs a little, but to make it worthwhile I would recommend just appropriating a closet, setting up a mylar tent with a six inch exhaust into a carbon filter, get a metal halide 600 watt light, and you'll be able to produce about 10.5 ounces from 21 plants every twelve weeks instead. That's about three ounces a month. Think that's enough, buddy?
User avatar #70 - fruitjuicedrink (05/06/2014) [-]
Ours has been up and running safely for three years, and the one I set up at a friends has been up for a year. Safe as houses, assuming you don't like in a flat.
#41 - I'm gonna immediately assume that PubLandlord lives near Londo…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Oh yeaaah! 0
User avatar #65 - PubLandlord (05/05/2014) [-]
ah yeah well actually in a pretty rural place so I guess the supply is really limited
#60 - trustust (05/05/2014) [-]
how much do you pay for a gram in london?
User avatar #61 - noisia (05/05/2014) [-]
It doesn't really work like that. They do 1/8s and 1/4s and stuff.
Some shotters will do a "10 bag" which is supposed to be a 1/16 (1.7 grams), but its usually about 0.8 grams for £10.

Rip off, basically.
#62 - trustust (05/05/2014) [-]
Damn thats expensive, here in Spain i can find weed between 2-5 euros a gram but the usual is 5 for indoor and 3 for outdoor
User avatar #63 - noisia (05/05/2014) [-]
Only if you're Spanish though. XD
I went on holiday to the Costa Blanca area. The dealers were trying to sell me 2 grams for 20 euros.
Still cheaper than the UK, but only just.
#64 - trustust (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah they do that everywhere, they realize how much it costs in other countries and try to rip off turists. If you go to Spain again tell them you usually buy it for 5 a gram maybe it works.
User avatar #42 - fruitjuicedrink (05/05/2014) [-]
Man, that's rough.
It's basic math.
And ounce is 28 grams. If you buy an 1/8th, it's 3.5 around here, people will pack it fat, just to be clear you're not getting jipped, so the average weight is actually like 4.0
Although I have to be honest, I've been growing enough to supply myself and my brother with plenty of oil, so I haven't bought any in a year or so for my own use. Good luck, you sad, sad people.
User avatar #59 - noisia (05/05/2014) [-]
Thanks bro. I've been growing too. Best way to keep the cost down. And in the UK, the police can't do anything as long as you have 3 plants or less, so it's lower risk than picking up too.
User avatar #69 - fruitjuicedrink (05/06/2014) [-]
Three plants can ideally produce about an ounce and a half every twelve weeks. Or half an ounce every four weeks. It's a way to offset your costs a little, but to make it worthwhile I would recommend just appropriating a closet, setting up a mylar tent with a six inch exhaust into a carbon filter, get a metal halide 600 watt light, and you'll be able to produce about 10.5 ounces from 21 plants every twelve weeks instead. That's about three ounces a month. Think that's enough, buddy?
User avatar #70 - fruitjuicedrink (05/06/2014) [-]
Ours has been up and running safely for three years, and the one I set up at a friends has been up for a year. Safe as houses, assuming you don't like in a flat.
#56 - No probs. Took me a while to see it too. 05/05/2014 on If you are Austin, 0
#54 - Description  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on If you are Austin, 0
#55 - anonymous (05/05/2014) [-]
Ah, right. I never read description unless it's something I want source on. Thanks!
User avatar #56 - noisia (05/05/2014) [-]
No probs. Took me a while to see it too.
#179 - "my wrist has been forcing me to take several breaks from… 04/29/2014 on Shit That Never Happened +1
#27 - Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Home Line +54
User avatar #73 - KevinPutt (04/27/2014) [-]
Of all the comments that weren't funny the 80th time around...
#10 - That was my first thought too. 04/27/2014 on execution by rubber tire 0
#33 - In his mind, this guy thinks he'll walk down the street and ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on jesus fucking christ /b/ +45
User avatar #73 - thewilder (04/25/2014) [-]
Still counts
#257 - I have a polio mum too. She's 60 now and still workin… 04/25/2014 on since we're all doing... +1
#163 - I think the other prisoners saw it that way too. 04/25/2014 on Prison Justice +9
#227 - When you support a football team, you still help the team by w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Why are we not funding this +1
#305 - xcoreyx (04/23/2014) [-]
They key word here being "choose"
#61 - I prefer the term "playing dressup"  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2014 on now take my picture bitch +11
#69 - thalex (04/17/2014) [-]
Playing dressup sounds childish,
these people REALLY like dressing up..
We could compromise and call it playing pro dressup or something?
User avatar #77 - guerkchen (04/17/2014) [-]
not trying to be offensive but people who cosplay ARE in fact a little childish.
nothing wrong with that tho
#83 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
People who cosplay for a living are not childish, it's smart. They do something they love for a living. People who buy their merchandise and pay to see them are childish. People who cosplay just to cosplay, may be considered childish. But dressing up as someone, like wearing someone else's jersey and number is the exact same thing, just on a shittier level(there are shitty cosplays also). Good cosplays are awesome to look at, but I wouldn't pay to see them. I don't cosplay either.

tl;dr pro cosplayers no, shit cosplayers probably.
#959 - To answer number 17, see number 1. 04/16/2014 on 404 title not found +3
#25 - You're welcome 04/16/2014 on spoilerswag's profile 0
#9 - LittleFinger poisoned Joffrey Tyrion kills Tywin  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on spoilerswag's profile 0
#24 - spoilerswag (04/15/2014) [-]
thanks for the contribution <3
User avatar #25 - noisia (04/16/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#511 - romdomcom and catpower are hot. That is all.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Lookalike Contest Results -1
#521 - bhlizzm (04/13/2014) [-]
#203 - That's known as Pascal's wager. The huge flaw in it i…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2014 on #rekt +1
#275 - auryn (04/13/2014) [-]
I think you mean omniscient, but point taken.
User avatar #320 - ninjaroo (04/13/2014) [-]
If you're omnipotent, you pretty much have to be omniscient.
#346 - auryn (04/14/2014) [-]
True.
#24 - It can be more broken. MUCH more broken. 04/09/2014 on The Phantom of Logic 0
#189 - Doesn't your girlfriend mind you having them?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on wait yes +1
#194 - asianduckie (04/09/2014) [-]
I haven't had a girlfriend at all. Mostly because I live in a place where no asian belongs; Tennessee. I need to move to Japan/Korea :3 s'kay, Kirino is my waifu <3
#16 - Britain agrees! 04/08/2014 on Waldo +3
#108 - "We surrender" 04/08/2014 on Dem titles +6
#1 - I don't get it. There's nothing out of the ordinary here. …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on so you got drunk +295
User avatar #72 - aviators (04/05/2014) [-]
If more ducks looked like that, people would have to start calling me Duck Fucker
#4 - faimbot (04/04/2014) [-]
Drunk guy? where? all i see is a completely sober guy answering the toilet.
#3 - faimbot has deleted their comment.
#111 - The Office is debatable.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Hamster 0
#124 - ColonelHansLanda (04/03/2014) [-]
Yeah any man who can watch the UK Version's Christmas special without shedding a tear is a bigger man than I.
#26 - Chris Evans is the Human torch, then gets to be Captain Americ…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Chris evans thinks to... 0
User avatar #32 - curtisbentley (04/03/2014) [-]
Ryan Reynolds was Deadpool first. He's in XMEN: Origins.

Chris Evans did fine as Cap'.

Ben Affleck's shit.
User avatar #30 - phoenixprince (04/03/2014) [-]
wasnt he deadpool first?
User avatar #29 - prycebear (04/03/2014) [-]
Well you fucked up as well buddy, and Chris Evans is an amazing Capn America
#51 - A history of drug abuse wouldn't effect your ability to hold y… 04/03/2014 on Some great facts +2
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User avatar #9 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 to #9 - noisia (06/20/2014) [-]
OP delivers! Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
but of course
User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will **** you up so bad that you **** blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
**** yourself


faggot
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to **** oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
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