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#62 - I saw one of these that went something like: Gangplan… 12/08/2013 on oh burned 0
#112 - Having said that, the stupid ones are usually hot cos they spe…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2013 on Maths +1
User avatar #127 - midnighteyes (11/29/2013) [-]
Valid point. I will argue, however, that the attractive/intelligent girls are typically more naturally beautiful (less makeup, fake tanning, etc.). But yes, I agree. On average, the dumber ones are hotter for that reason.
To each their own.
#158 - I hope you have a really nice day. 11/29/2013 on Well, I guess it's true +3
#215 - Guys with big dicks don't go around saying they have a big dic… 11/26/2013 on So Lady Gaga decided to... +1
#153 - Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. Except yo… 11/26/2013 on Like a boss 0
#110 - I live in the UK, and have only ever met 2 Canadian people in …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on canadian stuff -1
User avatar #131 - scoobi (11/27/2013) [-]
Go to southern Ontario in the Niagara region or the Toronto region. I live there and I don't often hear "eh" a lot and never heard anyone say "aboot". Just depends where you are at what time
#199 - Spending more money on inferior products does not make you ric… 11/25/2013 on Pc v mac the truth +1
#198 - Well, I dunno. If someone posted that pic on facebook, I'd co… 11/25/2013 on Pc v mac the truth +1
#98 - It was actually most likely done by someone as a joke, just so… 11/25/2013 on Dear Santa +1
#130 - Goku didn't convince Vegeta to kill Nappa. Vegeta just killed … 11/25/2013 on He's Got A Point +4
#199 - I don't know either. I'm not sure if we're missing ou… 11/20/2013 on That bird looks delicious 0
#53 - Well, I was suggesting that generational breeding to create a …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Lethal as always +1
User avatar #54 - charagrin (11/19/2013) [-]
Very true, but just because it is not the animals fault does not mean you can ignore the possibility. I am not saying any animal should be treated badly regardless of breeding, just that people should be more responsible with their animals. Maybe DON'T let your large animal wander the neighborhood, maybe DON'T let your dog be alone with your infant, maybe DON'T ignore warning signs until it is too late. Not saying that to anyone in particular. Jus sayin it.
#132 - infant (11/20/2013) [-]
Don't leave me alone with your dog.
User avatar #150 - charagrin (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna have to. I see SIDS in your future. MUHAHAHAHA
#51 - But surely deliberately breeding a dog to be more violent stil…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Lethal as always +1
User avatar #52 - charagrin (11/19/2013) [-]
The dogs are already bred. German Shepherds, Chihuahua's, Labs, Rotties, Poodles. I could see a correlation between owner and chosen breed maybe. Or are you talking about selective generational breeding like that done by professional breeders and AKC Associations?
User avatar #53 - noisia (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, I was suggesting that generational breeding to create a more vicious dog is not really the fault of the animal itself.
User avatar #54 - charagrin (11/19/2013) [-]
Very true, but just because it is not the animals fault does not mean you can ignore the possibility. I am not saying any animal should be treated badly regardless of breeding, just that people should be more responsible with their animals. Maybe DON'T let your large animal wander the neighborhood, maybe DON'T let your dog be alone with your infant, maybe DON'T ignore warning signs until it is too late. Not saying that to anyone in particular. Jus sayin it.
#132 - infant (11/20/2013) [-]
Don't leave me alone with your dog.
User avatar #150 - charagrin (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna have to. I see SIDS in your future. MUHAHAHAHA
#42 - Yes it is. And he's with JK cos he's a racist. 11/19/2013 on most of the internet. -1
#43 - Considering you're trolling strangers on an online forum, I'm … 11/19/2013 on you lil shits 0
#91 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Best GF ever +1
#96 - delio (11/19/2013) [-]
#100 - coryxyzagain (11/19/2013) [-]
#102 - delio (11/19/2013) [-]
#395 - Airman* Thank you for enlightening me.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on Internet Gold - P5 (Last) +1
User avatar #408 - masdercheef (11/18/2013) [-]
It's no problem. It personally doesn't bother me, but I know that there are people who would take serious offense when they're called by the wrong title, such as if one were to call a Marine a soldier.
#50 - My dad has panels in the UK. He doesn't save anything in the w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Optimism in the UK 0
User avatar #57 - SuitUp (11/17/2013) [-]
The national grid are idiots though. They have no way of actually measuring how much is put back into system so they take the estimates of the fucking companies that sell the panels and just pay people based off that figure.

In reality your dads making a steal because tere is no way in hell that they're working as well as TNG thinks.
#22 - The joke isn't aimed at the soldier. It's aimed at airport…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Internet Gold - P5 (Last) +15
User avatar #318 - masdercheef (11/18/2013) [-]
Considering the fact that he does indeed appear to be wearing Air Force uniform (good eye, random anonymous user), it would technically be inaccurate to call him a "Soldier". I do believe the proper term would be "Airman".
User avatar #395 - noisia (11/18/2013) [-]
Airman*

Thank you for enlightening me.
User avatar #408 - masdercheef (11/18/2013) [-]
It's no problem. It personally doesn't bother me, but I know that there are people who would take serious offense when they're called by the wrong title, such as if one were to call a Marine a soldier.
#90 - I'm a bit of a buzzkill here, but I'm not certain this is true…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on pennies would've been better +1
#91 - Hidnight (11/16/2013) [-]
This never happened, it was a photo shop. A point to prove people would believe shit if it had a formal background and stuff.
#46 - When you're drunk you can find the holes you want easily enoug…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Put your plug in 0
User avatar #101 - muffintime (11/16/2013) [-]
yeah it's like trying to put a worm back in the hole you pulled it out from...
#43 - It looks so happy. 11/16/2013 on Put your plug in +4
#49 - Source. 11/16/2013 on Connection established 0
#173 - Unless you're settled in a relationship. Then there is no need…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Mistakes were made! 0
User avatar #174 - darthsyphilis (11/16/2013) [-]
fair enough, you have successfully out-interneted me
#58 - In my country we don't need the gov to spy on us like we're children.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on It's true +1
#59 - bodox (11/15/2013) [-]
you win
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User avatar #9 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 to #9 - noisia (06/20/2014) [-]
OP delivers! Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
but of course
User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will **** you up so bad that you **** blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to **** oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
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