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noisia

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Date Signed Up:10/26/2012
Last Login:8/29/2015
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Times Content Favorited:110 times
Total Comments Made:868
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#113 - To me, the entire content is cancer.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Revolution Intensifies +1
#114 - theexplodingcheez (12/19/2014) [-]
ok true, but at least the last comment wasn't in ALL FUCKING CAPS
#1155 - **noisia used "*roll male privilege*"** **noisia rolls Work… 12/18/2014 on check your male privilege 0
#30 - I don't get to see much Jeremy Kyle, Gok, This morning or any …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on U fockin' wot m8? -1
#32 - donated (12/18/2014) [-]
On the weekends, Ye'see
#119 - I worked with a guy who used to be posted in Afghanistan. … 12/18/2014 on Holy shit! +1
#161 - Chris deserves more likes 12/18/2014 on Facebook (1) 0
#46 - Picture 12/17/2014 on Motherfuckers gonna learn... 0
#16 - You can't be racist against other white folk. Caucasian IS the race. 12/08/2014 on Good Guy Nigeria 0
#32 - But snow is great  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Snow 0
User avatar #34 - drl (11/20/2014) [-]
snow sucks
#24 - Same. I felt like an idiot when I found out. 11/15/2014 on Jumanji +1
#560 - Can't you just leave the country and start a new life elsewher…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. -1
#654 - bleeduntildeath (11/11/2014) [-]
bro.... do you know how hard it is to get anywhere other than mexico from america? even canada is harder to access, a convicted felon traveling? better find a free way to get all the way to the UK
#83 - Comment deleted 11/10/2014 on black twitter comp 0
#35 - Welcome 11/07/2014 on The IT Crowd 0
#33 - The IT Crowd, and yes, I'd recommend it.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on The IT Crowd +7
User avatar #34 - thepandaking (11/07/2014) [-]
awesome, thanks a bunch
User avatar #35 - noisia (11/07/2014) [-]
Welcome
#5 - Internet gold 11/02/2014 on I love the internet community 0
#72 - What did they need to raise that money for?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Gamers Doing What Matters +2
#84 - anon (10/27/2014) [-]
It's for charity, not for RoosterTeeth. They're just good guys raising money for good causes. I highly reccomend you watch the Extra Life on their Twitch.
#78 - lolfacejimmy (10/27/2014) [-]
extra life charity i would assume because hashbrown rtextralife
#68 - So, "Sexy Ebola Nurse" exists... 10/27/2014 on Sexy +5
#35 - I assume he's in Britain, judging by the licence plates.  [+] (14 new replies) 10/24/2014 on 'MURICA +2
User avatar #52 - kommandantvideo (10/24/2014) [-]
Ah, so he'll just drive his car over the... English channel?
#56 - smbiosis (10/24/2014) [-]
Under it. It's called the Channel Tunnel, moron.
User avatar #61 - kommandantvideo (10/24/2014) [-]
Ooh, if only that were for cars, not trains.
#63 - smbiosis (10/25/2014) [-]
The trains carry passenger cars.
User avatar #64 - kommandantvideo (10/25/2014) [-]
So you're gonna drive your car into the train car? Fucking retard.
#65 - smbiosis (10/25/2014) [-]
Holy shit, how are you so blithely unaware of your own ignorance? Look it up, fuckface.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurotunnel_Shuttle

Was that too hard? Or can you not read either?
User avatar #66 - kommandantvideo (10/25/2014) [-]
But the fucking train is on a pre-determined path, there's no reason for him to need a GPS on his car (that he won't even be in for the duration of the trip to begin with) to find Paris.
#67 - smbiosis (10/26/2014) [-]
So what if it's on a pre-determined path, that doesn't matter. The point isn't to get across the channel with the GPS, but to find the Channel Tunnel and then find wherever the hell he needs to go in France. Pro tip: the Channel Tunnel doesn't end in Paris either

Ergo, it's entirely reasonable to have a map for France and Britain on a British car's GPS.
User avatar #68 - kommandantvideo (10/26/2014) [-]
Well now your whole argument is that the GPS should just show the entire world and all destinations possible...
#69 - smbiosis (10/26/2014) [-]
That's not my argument. I was showing you that it isn't unreasonable for a British car to need GPS data of France. Your post 52 was skeptical of such a claim.
User avatar #70 - kommandantvideo (10/26/2014) [-]
But the car isn't British...
#71 - smbiosis (10/26/2014) [-]
So? They're sold all over.
#55 - anon (10/24/2014) [-]
Channel tunnel m8
User avatar #54 - phudgepacker (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah, and americans are the stupid ones..
#101 - Not very good at Earth golf though...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Space pen +1
User avatar #102 - hostwithmostrepost (10/20/2014) [-]
Shots fired, comrade.
#70 - It will never ever ever become legal ever. The day th… 10/17/2014 on Effect of Feminism 158 +2
#19 - TOUGHT  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Trying To Get Into Shape +2
User avatar #24 - tsoper (10/17/2014) [-]
THOUGH
TOUGH
THOUGHT
FOUGHT
THAUGHT
FUCK
#22 - angelisk (10/17/2014) [-]
#28 - Bananas in a berry salad isn't unwise. They compliment each ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Wisdom vs Knowledge +1
User avatar #46 - trollcaptcha (10/17/2014) [-]
ain't that the truth though
#18 - Certainly the latter. 10/16/2014 on Ken M 0
#38 - Exactly, he already said the hole around the nest is a barren …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Time for some funny +1
User avatar #39 - metalcoldreaper (10/10/2014) [-]
Chemical's only make the burning that much easier.
User avatar #59 - infedel (10/10/2014) [-]
thats the point
#12 - Comment deleted 09/30/2014 on PCs be like 0
#94 - JOHNNY GUITAAAR 09/30/2014 on Fallout +4

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User avatar #9 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 to #9 - noisia (06/20/2014) [-]
OP delivers! Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
but of course
User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will **** you up so bad that you **** blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
**** yourself


faggot
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to **** oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
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