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Date Signed Up:10/26/2012
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#172 - That was my first thought too. But then I thought "Wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Feel for you bro 0
User avatar #213 - DrollHumor (10/25/2013) [-]
The bullet of staying with her where her bitchiness slowly reveals itself, dragging him through emotional barbwire day after day and year after year. Imagine if he had spent thousands on an engagement ring for her to shoot him down, or worse, accept it and have random affairs behind his back. Then she could divorce him and take everything he has plus alimony, essentially wasting years of his life in a relationship he'd come to hate. Then he's old, poor, depressed, and alone.

Getting dumped like that sucks, but it's far from a worst case scenario.
User avatar #223 - noisia (10/25/2013) [-]
Good point.

Good comment.
#171 - Same 10/25/2013 on You will never be this macho 0
#88 - Well, considering the foreigner ended up being a Caucasi… 10/25/2013 on Antiracism 0
#84 - Hopeless attempt. 10/25/2013 on Antiracism +1
#27 - USB keyboard* plugged in 10/24/2013 on working at helpdesks +3
#26 - So, I used to work in the local Council's IT department, but m…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on working at helpdesks +17
User avatar #27 - noisia (10/24/2013) [-]
USB keyboard* plugged in
#181 - USA Currency - Has "In god we trust" written on it. … 10/24/2013 on Perfect 0
#289 - Bieber tours. Which means that he comes to you. The royal … 10/24/2013 on Pee-brained eagle-fuckers 0
#188 - A stupid thing that brings in a vast sum of money to a country…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Pee-brained eagle-fuckers +1
#198 - anonymous (10/23/2013) [-]
by your logic, justin bieber isn't stupid.
User avatar #289 - noisia (10/24/2013) [-]
Bieber tours. Which means that he comes to you.
The royal family stay pretty much in the same place most of the year.
User avatar #215 - milthyfoustache (10/23/2013) [-]
People don't travel to Canada to see Justin Bieber you imbecile
#220 - anonymous (10/23/2013) [-]
people come to america to see bieber all the time, idiot.
User avatar #265 - milthyfoustache (10/23/2013) [-]
He isn't American, I doubt it they'd just wait until he plays in their country...
#79 - No. Wilshire was in line with the last defender as Giroud play…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Nice goal 0
#88 - bonnanf (10/22/2013) [-]
He was behind the defender (seen from the linesmans angle)
#78 - Yes, Its Arsenal vs Norwich. English Premier League game playe… 10/22/2013 on Nice goal +1
#76 - As a Tottenham Hotspur supporter, that too was my first thought. 10/22/2013 on Nice goal 0
#110 - I'll just leave this here. 10/22/2013 on Sorry, but... +2
#70 - Cos the term "Cop" is only used in North America - O… 10/22/2013 on Wonderful /b/ 0
#23 - When said out loud, "Olive them" sounds like "A…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on I like breadsticks +2
User avatar #25 - tittentei (10/22/2013) [-]
Thanks ^^, I love you
#334 - World-Wide-Web* should I say. 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
#333 - Fair enough, that's your opinion. However, the internet wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on British Problems 0
User avatar #334 - noisia (10/22/2013) [-]
World-Wide-Web* should I say.
#329 - Same accent as me. Generally used in South East England and pa…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on British Problems +1
User avatar #432 - daelril (10/22/2013) [-]
Thank you kind sir
#61 - Figurative* 10/17/2013 on Don't be creative again... 0
#68 - used to* 10/16/2013 on Fucking Canadians 0
#67 - We have that in the UK too. Or at least used I dunno if i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2013 on Fucking Canadians +2
User avatar #68 - noisia (10/16/2013) [-]
used to*
#35 - Even if it was launched in a suitable container, how do you fl… 10/15/2013 on Cannibalism 0
#71 - Yeah, I know. I used to get the same all the time. Girls keep …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2013 on This is why I hate group... +2
User avatar #73 - thirdjess (10/15/2013) [-]
Woah, I'm not like that at all. Read my response below. I'm just a nervous, angsty mess of a woman. While I don't straight up tell friendly people I'm not interested, if someone I know but am not attracted to pays an excessive amount of attention to me (common example is when they like every status or start up a conversation within thirty seconds of me opening facebook) it makes me nervous because I have had multiple experiences of having to let people down easy, and I hate hurting people like that. So I work myself into a tizzy worrying about having to do that to someone. Even if, most likely, they're just being friendly people, I still worry about it. That's what anxiety is.
#166 - Dammit! 10/14/2013 on Yiff Yiff!!! 0
#163 - I can tell that you're from South England. That comment was so…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Yiff Yiff!!! 0
User avatar #165 - Loppytaffy (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm from the North originally, then move to the West Midlands about half an hour from the Welsh border.
Nice try, though.
User avatar #166 - noisia (10/14/2013) [-]
Dammit!
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User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will **** you up so bad that you **** blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to **** oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
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