Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

noisia

Rank #15214 on Comments
noisia Avatar Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius
Offline
Send mail to noisia Block noisia Invite noisia to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:10/26/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#15214
Highest Content Rank:#2423
Highest Comment Rank:#3739
Content Thumbs: 1555 total,  1704 ,  149
Comment Thumbs: 2165 total,  2416 ,  251
Content Level Progress: 22% (11/50)
Level 110 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 219 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:2
Content Views:65472
Times Content Favorited:111 times
Total Comments Made:707
FJ Points:3122

latest user's comments

#4081 - **noisia rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#55 - Unless they're passing a salad bar. 06/03/2014 on That Dude is Fluffy 0
#534 - I wasn't hinting that you're boring for not finding the conten… 06/03/2014 on All 'that funny' payed off 0
#101 - Thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on DÆD serious +1
User avatar #134 - iamundecided (06/03/2014) [-]
Welcome.
#99 - Source, pls?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/03/2014 on DÆD serious +1
User avatar #101 - noisia (06/03/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #134 - iamundecided (06/03/2014) [-]
Welcome.
#524 - youmustbefunatparties.gif  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on All 'that funny' payed off +1
#531 - anonymous (06/03/2014) [-]
I am, because I come up with more refined jokes than this.

This is basically what a retarded child perceives as funny. I believe that the apex of humor here for you must be that the author hinted to masturbation. Wow. That is such a grand joke. My sarcasm is off charts.
User avatar #534 - noisia (06/03/2014) [-]
I wasn't hinting that you're boring for not finding the content funny. I didn't really find it funny either.
I was hinting that you're boring for not just ignoring the inaccuracies of a harmless webcomic and getting on with your life.
#280 - "I'm a nice guy, you bitch" 05/29/2014 on Cringe comp P.5 0
#46 - But subway still got the full payment for it. The man… 05/24/2014 on Why I quit my job… +4
#136 - Apparently, most people don't. The ones that do have migra… 05/24/2014 on Migraine illustrated +1
#137 - Fair enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on Bro do you even shift 0
User avatar #138 - ajperry (05/19/2014) [-]
Woke up at 6am, just got home from a full day of rehearsals at 10pm.

I'm so tired. Just wanted to check FJ before I went to bed.
#135 - Complete opposite.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Bro do you even shift 0
User avatar #136 - ajperry (05/19/2014) [-]
FUCK.

It's been a really long day for me. I meant right, not left.
#160 - apurpleliger (05/19/2014) [-]
That's what I was expecting to be the joke. Something like "first one there gets to drive" and then they end up sitting next to each other
User avatar #137 - noisia (05/19/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #138 - ajperry (05/19/2014) [-]
Woke up at 6am, just got home from a full day of rehearsals at 10pm.

I'm so tired. Just wanted to check FJ before I went to bed.
#109 - The above content says that the pronunciation is either "… 05/17/2014 on .Gif 0
#67 - A lot of the time it isn't safe, though. 05/17/2014 on daddy -1
#23 - No, you're not. I remember seeing a solar eclipse whe… 05/05/2014 on Bill Bailey +1
#44 - Or just get an umbrella  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #51 - energytwinkie (05/07/2014) [-]
the umbrella would propel the shit elsewhere
elsewhere could be the HS
#63 - Only if you're Spanish though. XD I went on holiday to the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Oh yeaaah! 0
#64 - trustust (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah they do that everywhere, they realize how much it costs in other countries and try to rip off turists. If you go to Spain again tell them you usually buy it for 5 a gram maybe it works.
#61 - It doesn't really work like that. They do 1/8s and 1/4s and st…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Oh yeaaah! 0
#62 - trustust (05/05/2014) [-]
Damn thats expensive, here in Spain i can find weed between 2-5 euros a gram but the usual is 5 for indoor and 3 for outdoor
User avatar #63 - noisia (05/05/2014) [-]
Only if you're Spanish though. XD
I went on holiday to the Costa Blanca area. The dealers were trying to sell me 2 grams for 20 euros.
Still cheaper than the UK, but only just.
#64 - trustust (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah they do that everywhere, they realize how much it costs in other countries and try to rip off turists. If you go to Spain again tell them you usually buy it for 5 a gram maybe it works.
#59 - Thanks bro. I've been growing too. Best way to keep the cost d…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Oh yeaaah! 0
User avatar #69 - fruitjuicedrink (05/06/2014) [-]
Three plants can ideally produce about an ounce and a half every twelve weeks. Or half an ounce every four weeks. It's a way to offset your costs a little, but to make it worthwhile I would recommend just appropriating a closet, setting up a mylar tent with a six inch exhaust into a carbon filter, get a metal halide 600 watt light, and you'll be able to produce about 10.5 ounces from 21 plants every twelve weeks instead. That's about three ounces a month. Think that's enough, buddy?
User avatar #70 - fruitjuicedrink (05/06/2014) [-]
Ours has been up and running safely for three years, and the one I set up at a friends has been up for a year. Safe as houses, assuming you don't like in a flat.
#41 - I'm gonna immediately assume that PubLandlord lives near Londo…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Oh yeaaah! 0
User avatar #65 - PubLandlord (05/05/2014) [-]
ah yeah well actually in a pretty rural place so I guess the supply is really limited
#60 - trustust (05/05/2014) [-]
how much do you pay for a gram in london?
User avatar #61 - noisia (05/05/2014) [-]
It doesn't really work like that. They do 1/8s and 1/4s and stuff.
Some shotters will do a "10 bag" which is supposed to be a 1/16 (1.7 grams), but its usually about 0.8 grams for £10.

Rip off, basically.
#62 - trustust (05/05/2014) [-]
Damn thats expensive, here in Spain i can find weed between 2-5 euros a gram but the usual is 5 for indoor and 3 for outdoor
User avatar #63 - noisia (05/05/2014) [-]
Only if you're Spanish though. XD
I went on holiday to the Costa Blanca area. The dealers were trying to sell me 2 grams for 20 euros.
Still cheaper than the UK, but only just.
#64 - trustust (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah they do that everywhere, they realize how much it costs in other countries and try to rip off turists. If you go to Spain again tell them you usually buy it for 5 a gram maybe it works.
User avatar #42 - fruitjuicedrink (05/05/2014) [-]
Man, that's rough.
It's basic math.
And ounce is 28 grams. If you buy an 1/8th, it's 3.5 around here, people will pack it fat, just to be clear you're not getting jipped, so the average weight is actually like 4.0
Although I have to be honest, I've been growing enough to supply myself and my brother with plenty of oil, so I haven't bought any in a year or so for my own use. Good luck, you sad, sad people.
User avatar #59 - noisia (05/05/2014) [-]
Thanks bro. I've been growing too. Best way to keep the cost down. And in the UK, the police can't do anything as long as you have 3 plants or less, so it's lower risk than picking up too.
User avatar #69 - fruitjuicedrink (05/06/2014) [-]
Three plants can ideally produce about an ounce and a half every twelve weeks. Or half an ounce every four weeks. It's a way to offset your costs a little, but to make it worthwhile I would recommend just appropriating a closet, setting up a mylar tent with a six inch exhaust into a carbon filter, get a metal halide 600 watt light, and you'll be able to produce about 10.5 ounces from 21 plants every twelve weeks instead. That's about three ounces a month. Think that's enough, buddy?
User avatar #70 - fruitjuicedrink (05/06/2014) [-]
Ours has been up and running safely for three years, and the one I set up at a friends has been up for a year. Safe as houses, assuming you don't like in a flat.
#56 - No probs. Took me a while to see it too. 05/05/2014 on If you are Austin, 0
#54 - Description  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on If you are Austin, 0
#55 - anonymous (05/05/2014) [-]
Ah, right. I never read description unless it's something I want source on. Thanks!
User avatar #56 - noisia (05/05/2014) [-]
No probs. Took me a while to see it too.
#179 - "my wrist has been forcing me to take several breaks from… 04/29/2014 on Shit That Never Happened +1
#27 - Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on Home Line +54
User avatar #73 - KevinPutt (04/27/2014) [-]
Of all the comments that weren't funny the 80th time around...
#10 - That was my first thought too. 04/27/2014 on execution by rubber tire 0
#33 - In his mind, this guy thinks he'll walk down the street and ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2014 on jesus fucking christ /b/ +45
User avatar #73 - thewilder (04/25/2014) [-]
Still counts
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 580 / Total items point value: 1300

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #10 to #9 - noisia (06/20/2014) [-]
OP delivers! Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
but of course
User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will **** you up so bad that you **** blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
**** yourself


faggot
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to **** oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
 Friends (0)