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noisia

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Date Signed Up:10/26/2012
Last Login:7/30/2015
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Content Ranking:#8534
Comment Ranking:#12353
Highest Content Rank:#2423
Highest Comment Rank:#3739
Content Thumbs: 1561 total,  1710 ,  149
Comment Thumbs: 2515 total,  2816 ,  301
Content Level Progress: 32% (16/50)
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Subscribers:2
Content Views:67211
Times Content Favorited:110 times
Total Comments Made:854
FJ Points:3389

latest user's comments

#175 - I didn't say that. I said the opposite. How high are you? 03/17/2015 on police the fuck -1
#39 - Well, despite what the feminists claim, a man is a lot physica…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/16/2015 on police the fuck +51
User avatar #120 - niggernazi (03/16/2015) [-]
Nu uh nigga, im pretty sure you cannot take a gunshot like any othe mosquito-bite, even if you're a man.
User avatar #175 - noisia (03/17/2015) [-]
I didn't say that. I said the opposite. How high are you?
User avatar #65 - kalimah (03/16/2015) [-]
Even a 9mm? Because i know some men can tank that.
Never seen a woman being shot and shaking it off in those internet stories.
#143 - innocentbabies (03/16/2015) [-]
Nobody is immune to bullets, that's why police always shoot suspects so many times. Men might have a slight hormonal advantage in staying up, but they'll die just as easily.
User avatar #42 - youdontknoeme (03/16/2015) [-]
You're first point is just full of shit seeing as the police force itself mainly consists of men, and you're also not considering the fact that not every man is strong and that not every woman is weak.
#72 - anon (03/16/2015) [-]
A police officer of either gender , on average, will be stronger and better trained to take someone down than a woman, or even a man. You're a stupid cunt.
User avatar #45 - unkownthous (03/16/2015) [-]
Women are weak!
User avatar #46 - youdontknoeme (03/16/2015) [-]
Shut up you filthy bellybutton.
User avatar #52 - reican (03/16/2015) [-]
Mind if i put my finger in your bellybutton?
User avatar #54 - youdontknoeme (03/16/2015) [-]
Be gentle.
#47 - unkownthous (03/16/2015) [-]
#97 - How America* sees Austria. 03/16/2015 on Countries vs How we see them 0
#101 - I didn't think you posted this for thumbs, I just don't agree … 03/11/2015 on (untitled) 0
#42 - This is also in the UK now. I think it's made by the coca-cola… 03/11/2015 on Evian +1
#349 - I hate people. 03/11/2015 on Yeah art 0
#110 - They must've been internally laughing at us. The worst par…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2015 on How do they do it +1
#113 - xxmemosxx (03/11/2015) [-]
It's in our nature to queue. We will literally form an orderly line any and everywhere we go at first possible opportunity.
#68 - Man, I've been with my gf for 10 years and have never cheated …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2015 on (untitled) +3
#98 - mattymc (03/11/2015) [-]
In no way was it my intention to get thumbs for my post. This is part of my penance for being an awful person for a long time. I wont bore you with details but I recently had to make several important and difficult life decisions in order to grow up andt stop being a kid. This includes coming clean to those I wronged, accepting the consequences, and looking at each day as an opportunity to be a better person than i was before
User avatar #101 - noisia (03/11/2015) [-]
I didn't think you posted this for thumbs, I just don't agree with the people who have thumbed.
I'm glad you've accepted responsibility and you've grown up.
#102 - I went there when I was 14. It took all day and I got angry. …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on How do they do it +2
#108 - xxmemosxx (03/11/2015) [-]
Just think of all the people you saw walk down in like 2 minutes as well.
User avatar #110 - noisia (03/11/2015) [-]
They must've been internally laughing at us.
The worst part was that there was a queue. Both up and down! Trust England to have queues on the fucking water.
#113 - xxmemosxx (03/11/2015) [-]
It's in our nature to queue. We will literally form an orderly line any and everywhere we go at first possible opportunity.
#78 - Same, but I'm from England. Maybe it's them bloody yanks r… 03/04/2015 on Tumblr on the English Language +1
#40 - Basically the gypsies are orignally from Romania, who live in …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on certain guts nescessary +1
User avatar #43 - AztecJew (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm sure there's a whole wave of people who "sympathize" with them like they're oppressed or something too
#110 - I ignore all stickys because they're basically cancer. The… 03/02/2015 on Why did my stickies die +7
#28 - This happens all the time. It comes from an attempt to counter…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Sad reality +2
#58 - anon (03/02/2015) [-]
There are also employers who do the oposite. They only hire people with the foreign names. Or look to hire mostly females, or other groups. So the bottom line is you can have a more balance system by just leaving it alone instead of regulating it. Yes maybe on employer will be in favor of one group but it balances out because another will not haire that group.
#79 - Y'know, sometimes I just think that when there is enough red t… 03/01/2015 on 2013 admin is back +1
#88 - ICT Technician £13.50 ph 27 03/01/2015 on Anon works at Wendy's 0
#39 - Must've been the downhill route. 03/01/2015 on Here it comes +1
#84 - I'm a guy, but I know that feminism is needed. Mainly beca…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on So... back to blowjob +3
User avatar #107 - dorfdorfdorf (02/25/2015) [-]
modern feminism isnt about equality. every now and then we get an emma watson or a based mom, but the overwhelming majority of feminists are only interested in womens rights instead of equal rights. theyre also extremely uneducated, 99% of them believe that the wage gap still exists.
User avatar #91 - Awesomecarrot (02/25/2015) [-]
For sure.
Feminism is not synonymous with SJWs and Feminazis.
#61 - That'll never happen. There are too many feminists.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2015 on Feminism debunked +1
#64 - starkexpanse (02/11/2015) [-]
Feminists started it, but I think it's a little more than that. I'm aware of some groups that apparently think the best way to fight feminism is to copy it, getting all derogatory on women and victim-complex favoring men. I don't think people can handle gender politics without getting bitter and fussy, period.

These people need to go outside a see that men and women get along fine for the most part, same as anyone. The only people causing and contributing to this "oppression" and "gender war" crap are the vocal idiots who promote it and want to "fix" it.
#21 - Any guy that assumes that a girl should be his just because he… 02/10/2015 on Fuck bitches 0
#298 - I'm currently at work as an ICT Technician. I am on this s… 02/05/2015 on Greetings Euro FJers 0
#44 - I just logged in at work and went straight onto FJ. 02/04/2015 on Hello night crew 0
#16 - Who leaves their car unlocked when they leave it in a public p… 02/02/2015 on lock the doors! 0
#74 - He was directly asked about his beliefs. Should he have lied t… 01/31/2015 on Stephen Fry ladies and... +3
#322805 - Stop saying the word "noisia". The alerts excite me … 01/30/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +1
#112 - I agree with this. Too many frenchies on your team and lose by… 01/29/2015 on EUW PLS -1

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#12 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 to #9 - noisia (06/20/2014) [-]
OP delivers! Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
but of course
User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will **** you up so bad that you **** blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
**** yourself


faggot
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to **** oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
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