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noisia

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Date Signed Up:10/26/2012
Last Login:5/04/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#2423
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Times Content Favorited:111 times
Total Comments Made:823
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latest user's comments

#144 - Tbf, that tea one though, there are more brits in Turkey than … 04/09/2015 on Irish Comp 0
#339 - I got your back bro 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes 0
#336 - *pssst* I think you meant this one.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Photography Woes +2
User avatar #337 - xsap (04/09/2015) [-]
my nigga
User avatar #339 - noisia (04/09/2015) [-]
I got your back bro
#251 - Yeah. I hope the editor who allowed it got strung up by his balls. 03/31/2015 on (untitled) 0
#18 - Especially since 50% of Pizza deliveries are from people who a…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2015 on faith in humanity restored +12
User avatar #20 - mymommasallama (03/31/2015) [-]
ex pizza guy here. can confirm those stats are accurate.
#138 - devexx (04/01/2015) [-]
Current pizza guy here, also student though so don't get paid enough to confirm those stats
however can confirm atleast 50% of customers are high as hell when they order
User avatar #145 - mymommasallama (04/01/2015) [-]
tell me about it. that or wasted in the middle of a party. I didnt mind delivering to parties drunk people usually tip generously , but taking an order from one was often a nightmare. the idea of going outside or to another room away from the hootin n hollerin to call in doesnt usually come to them.
#19 - dameush (03/31/2015) [-]
90% of all statistics are made up on the spot
#135 - Ken M (04/01/2015) [-]
it used to be 67.2%

im not surprised its gone even higher.
#170 - No, their beliefs won't change. However, this was published on…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/31/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #220 - sircool (03/31/2015) [-]
didn't it have to be approved to be put up first?
User avatar #251 - noisia (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah. I hope the editor who allowed it got strung up by his balls.
#147 - Calm down. This was taken down within 24 hours.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2015 on (untitled) +1
#150 - realitycheck (03/31/2015) [-]
So you think their beliefs changed after it was taken down? We should be more alarmed that they moved to hide what they actually think.
User avatar #170 - noisia (03/31/2015) [-]
No, their beliefs won't change. However, this was published on the opinions page of the newspaper by an insignificant anonymous from nowheresville.
The article being taken down so quickly shows that this high profile reputable newspaper does not agree with the opinions of this nut job.

The relief of it being taken down isn't that the author has changed their mind, it's that this opinion is of the idiotic minority, and not of a distinguished newspaper with influence over it's readers.
User avatar #220 - sircool (03/31/2015) [-]
didn't it have to be approved to be put up first?
User avatar #251 - noisia (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah. I hope the editor who allowed it got strung up by his balls.
#5 - Gold 03/30/2015 on I will fucking drop you +2
#13 - Picture 03/29/2015 on Sniping Intensifies +18
#271 - The first one made me think "Naw, they MUST be different … 03/25/2015 on Mind-boggling illusions... +2
#23 - Or, y'know, you could just look at comment #1 My bad. 03/22/2015 on Twins Doing Porn +1
#22 - There's a friends episode with this exact plotline.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on Twins Doing Porn +3
User avatar #23 - noisia (03/22/2015) [-]
Or, y'know, you could just look at comment #1

My bad.
#14 - Thx bro 03/21/2015 on noisia's profile 0
#80 - Twice* 03/20/2015 on German Trains 0
#89 - looooooool God: Hi, I'm God. Here to judge you. It sa… 03/20/2015 on Anon tried to commit suicide +2
#711 - Final Fantasy X Not a popular choice, I'm sure, but I felt…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #730 - fuzzyballs (03/18/2015) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
the whole Faith stuff was weird Japanese crap, but apart from that, good stuff
#31 - Picture 03/17/2015 on I told you everybody's... 0
#5 - Phetsta* 03/17/2015 on muh shekels 0
#4 - The Bloodening VIP - Phesta Stupid "You we…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/17/2015 on muh shekels 0
#6 - popnotes (03/17/2015) [-]
I see you got ahold of that name before anyone else, GG.

And, uh... thanks.
User avatar #8 - edraham (03/19/2015) [-]
why Hollande ?
User avatar #9 - popnotes (03/19/2015) [-]
Reaction image. I think he whined about not wanting to be photoshopped or something.
User avatar #10 - edraham (03/19/2015) [-]
Mmh... that's may be true, he's an absolute bagshit. This pleases me.
#11 - popnotes (03/19/2015) [-]
>bagshit

Wouldn't it be shitbag?
Or is that just good old fashioned français backwards-ness?
User avatar #12 - edraham (03/19/2015) [-]
good old fashioned français backwards-ness
putain de bordel de merde...
User avatar #14 - popnotes (03/19/2015) [-]
Wait, no... "loud" and "fuck".

Man. My French is terribles.
User avatar #16 - edraham (03/19/2015) [-]
literally*
User avatar #15 - edraham (03/19/2015) [-]
HAHAHA, almost got it! Loud was the wrong one.
That made me laugh. Loud is "fort" in french, it's for noises and sounds. I guess...
shit = "merde"
fuck = "niquer"(verb) or "putain/pute"

Sooo "putain de bordel de merde" is mmh... Fucking dump of shit, literraly. Well, that's what I see when I say that.
#17 - popnotes (03/19/2015) [-]
Today I learned something.
User avatar #18 - edraham (03/19/2015) [-]
It's funny how insults in foreign langage seems in a first time more appealing, like, I want to swear in it and all, that's cool. But after being used to it, I swear in french for more impact.
#13 - popnotes (03/19/2015) [-]
I understood "shit" and "loud" out of that.
Gonna need some answers.
User avatar #5 - noisia (03/17/2015) [-]
Phetsta*
#175 - I didn't say that. I said the opposite. How high are you? 03/17/2015 on police the fuck -1
#39 - Well, despite what the feminists claim, a man is a lot physica…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/16/2015 on police the fuck +51
User avatar #120 - niggernazi (03/16/2015) [-]
Nu uh nigga, im pretty sure you cannot take a gunshot like any othe mosquito-bite, even if you're a man.
User avatar #175 - noisia (03/17/2015) [-]
I didn't say that. I said the opposite. How high are you?
User avatar #65 - kalimah (03/16/2015) [-]
Even a 9mm? Because i know some men can tank that.
Never seen a woman being shot and shaking it off in those internet stories.
#143 - innocentbabies (03/16/2015) [-]
Nobody is immune to bullets, that's why police always shoot suspects so many times. Men might have a slight hormonal advantage in staying up, but they'll die just as easily.
User avatar #42 - youdontknoeme (03/16/2015) [-]
You're first point is just full of shit seeing as the police force itself mainly consists of men, and you're also not considering the fact that not every man is strong and that not every woman is weak.
#72 - Ken M (03/16/2015) [-]
A police officer of either gender , on average, will be stronger and better trained to take someone down than a woman, or even a man. You're a stupid cunt.
User avatar #45 - unkownthous (03/16/2015) [-]
Women are weak!
User avatar #46 - youdontknoeme (03/16/2015) [-]
Shut up you filthy bellybutton.
User avatar #52 - reican (03/16/2015) [-]
Mind if i put my finger in your bellybutton?
User avatar #54 - youdontknoeme (03/16/2015) [-]
Be gentle.
#47 - unkownthous (03/16/2015) [-]
#97 - How America* sees Austria. 03/16/2015 on Countries vs How we see them 0
#101 - I didn't think you posted this for thumbs, I just don't agree … 03/11/2015 on (untitled) 0
#42 - This is also in the UK now. I think it's made by the coca-cola… 03/11/2015 on Evian +1
#349 - I hate people. 03/11/2015 on Yeah art 0

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User avatar #9 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #10 to #9 - noisia (06/20/2014) [-]
OP delivers! Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
but of course
User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will **** you up so bad that you **** blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
**** yourself


faggot
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to **** oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
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