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Date Signed Up:10/26/2012
Last Login:11/23/2014
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#101 - Not very good at Earth golf though...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Space pen +1
User avatar #102 - hostwithmostrepost (10/20/2014) [-]
Shots fired, comrade.
#70 - It will never ever ever become legal ever. The day th… 10/17/2014 on Effect of Feminism 158 +3
#19 - TOUGHT  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2014 on Trying To Get Into Shape +2
User avatar #24 - tsoper (10/17/2014) [-]
THOUGH
TOUGH
THOUGHT
FOUGHT
THAUGHT
FUCK
#22 - angelisk (10/17/2014) [-]
#28 - Bananas in a berry salad isn't unwise. They compliment each ot…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on Wisdom vs Knowledge +1
User avatar #46 - trollcaptcha (10/17/2014) [-]
ain't that the truth though
#18 - Certainly the latter. 10/16/2014 on Ken M 0
#38 - Exactly, he already said the hole around the nest is a barren …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Time for some funny +1
User avatar #39 - metalcoldreaper (10/10/2014) [-]
Chemical's only make the burning that much easier.
User avatar #59 - infedel (10/10/2014) [-]
thats the point
#12 - Comment deleted 09/30/2014 on PCs be like 0
#94 - JOHNNY GUITAAAR 09/30/2014 on Fallout +4
#374 - Tthat "death picture" guy. He's clearly very lonely …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 4 +1
User avatar #377 - ljxjlos (09/30/2014) [-]
He´s probably not completely sane, too, maybe socially disabled or something (can´t think of a fitting term right now) - so it really IS pretty fucking sad to look at. That one and the scene-guy where the only ones I didn´t cringe at. The second one because he probably drowns in pussy for shit like this.
#307 - Pewdiepies new videos no longer allow comments. 09/25/2014 on SJW takedown +1
#7 - What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead bab… 09/24/2014 on Even more jokes about... 0
#343 - u shudnt call ur gf a concubine. she is a stronk and independi… 09/23/2014 on And on this day, There was... +1
#244 - Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. 09/23/2014 on Murica 0
#125 - I'm not American, but it's probably not a good idea for ze Ger…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Murica 0
User avatar #216 - clechyl (09/22/2014) [-]
>ww2 was good vs evil!
User avatar #170 - noblekira (09/22/2014) [-]
oh yes because the war 70 years ago is still very relevant to today
User avatar #244 - noisia (09/23/2014) [-]
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
User avatar #200 - leonhardt (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah because no one cares about history except when it's referenced in your favor.
#1 - Of all the things that never happened, this is the funniest. 09/11/2014 on Remember The Mathurbator 0
#9 - Obligatory image 09/11/2014 on bic customer service 0
#4 - That's illegal. The minimum you're entitled to for working a b…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Royal 0
User avatar #6 - iamtheceej (09/09/2014) [-]
I am entitled to lieu time, but getting my requested days approve is a gigantic pain in the arse
User avatar #19 - demandsgayversion (09/09/2014) [-]
I like reading this like it's "lieu" as in toilet. It's hilarious.
#21 - rdobet (09/09/2014) [-]
that's what I thought and I've never even said the word with that meaning before.
#151 - Been with her for 9 years. I'm probably gonna marry her soon. … 09/08/2014 on Of course, I will always... 0
#17 - Is there a link for the UK amazon I can use? 09/05/2014 on Fatty Paradise - cheap... 0
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Rethink Vaccines 0
#5 - Womens Study Major Comment deleted by noisia
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#111 - Dr Evil had professional training: "It's Dr. Evi… 09/03/2014 on The doctor will see you now 0
#165 - What a backwards legal system this is. "This is …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/03/2014 on The new craze +3
User avatar #239 - sciencexplain (09/03/2014) [-]
I think it's to prevent bad decisions. In the UK, I imagine it follows the system of "you can explore your sexuality, but you can't send out erotic images of yourself because you will probably regret it more than enjoying sex". As a human, you have a right to have sex with consensual partners, but there are laws to prevent you making mistakes. If you do it at 16, you can get a job and financial aid to support the child.
#172 - angelusprimus (09/03/2014) [-]
And you can't buy cigarette until you are 21.
User avatar #217 - TATTYBOJANGLES (09/03/2014) [-]
Cigarettes - 18
Alcohol - 18

Cigarettes used to be 16 until a few years ago when the law changed and the smoking bans were introduced. Most places will ask for I.D if you look under 21, but as long as you can prove you're over 18, you can still buy them.
User avatar #180 - lolzordz (09/03/2014) [-]
thats not true
#362 - Having nothing left for you to take from them is the ideal sit… 09/03/2014 on GamerGate 0
#134 - Born is Bristol, England. Where the legal age is 16. S…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/03/2014 on The new craze +1
#142 - angelusprimus (09/03/2014) [-]
Legal age for sex is 16. For erotic distribution its still 18.
User avatar #165 - noisia (09/03/2014) [-]
What a backwards legal system this is.

"This is a 17 year old girl you're looking at picture of you know! Off to prison, you disgusting pedophile!"
*Goes home and fucks 16 year old*
User avatar #239 - sciencexplain (09/03/2014) [-]
I think it's to prevent bad decisions. In the UK, I imagine it follows the system of "you can explore your sexuality, but you can't send out erotic images of yourself because you will probably regret it more than enjoying sex". As a human, you have a right to have sex with consensual partners, but there are laws to prevent you making mistakes. If you do it at 16, you can get a job and financial aid to support the child.
#172 - angelusprimus (09/03/2014) [-]
And you can't buy cigarette until you are 21.
User avatar #217 - TATTYBOJANGLES (09/03/2014) [-]
Cigarettes - 18
Alcohol - 18

Cigarettes used to be 16 until a few years ago when the law changed and the smoking bans were introduced. Most places will ask for I.D if you look under 21, but as long as you can prove you're over 18, you can still buy them.
User avatar #180 - lolzordz (09/03/2014) [-]
thats not true
#173 - #158 09/03/2014 on YOU ARE A PIRATE 0
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User avatar #10 to #9 - noisia (06/20/2014) [-]
OP delivers! Thanks.
User avatar #11 to #10 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
but of course
User avatar #3 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
if i ever find you irl i will **** you up so bad that you **** blood for a year
User avatar #4 to #3 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Help yourself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - snoppslickarn (11/05/2013) [-]
**** yourself


faggot
User avatar #6 to #5 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
Not really possible.

Let me explain. The only way one would be able to **** oneself is to insert their penis into their own rectum, but my penis is unable to bend round that way when erect.

Basic biology, really.
User avatar #8 to #7 - noisia (11/05/2013) [-]
I'll try not to cut myself on your razor sharp wit.
User avatar #1 - cormy (04/03/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia or Noisia HIMSELF?
User avatar #2 to #1 - noisia (04/05/2013) [-]
Fan of Noisia.
Noisia is a group of 3 people. Not just one guy.
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