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Date Signed Up:8/04/2009
Last Login:4/12/2014
Location:Orgasmtown
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#268 - Oooh, any colour is just fine by me. 03/24/2014 on New OC Application Page 0
#2 - it IS!! Thank you for the kind words. I put a lot of my dood…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2014 on Man of Feels OC +11
User avatar #5 - theannoyingFJguy (03/23/2014) [-]
careful about doodles, you'll get banned.
#23 - Picture 03/23/2014 on nocturnalemissions's profile 0
#21 - no idea if you mean that as a good or bad thing  [+] (2 new replies) 03/23/2014 on nocturnalemissions's profile 0
User avatar #22 - majormayor (03/23/2014) [-]
It's a good thing.
User avatar #23 - nocturnalemissions (03/23/2014) [-]
#2 - it was actually REALLY hard to find a superhero without dead p…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Sad Batman OC 0
User avatar #7 - poopticklersr (03/22/2014) [-]
Isn't Wally's parents still alive?
#6 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
Batman's was alive when he was little.
#34 - you're reading to kill a steve?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Fuck you, that's why! 0
User avatar #35 - weirdvintagegirl (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes, indeed I am. it makes sense now that atticus finch is called atticus finch...he is a bird
#29 - I did yes. Thanks! glad you like it! I have a bunch more on…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on Fuck you, that's why! +1
User avatar #37 - mrgoodlove (03/04/2014) [-]
I am definitely interested
#11 - no idea what this means or how it got 2 up votes  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Fuck you, that's why! 0
#6 - thanks for noticing! 03/03/2014 on Fuck you, that's why! 0
#1 - this fucking site sucks. it's the ONLY one that gives everyth… 01/27/2014 on Sex Talk 0
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User avatar #20 - majormayor ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Oh man, I remember you. It looks like you're back!
User avatar #21 to #20 - nocturnalemissions (03/23/2014) [-]
no idea if you mean that as a good or bad thing
User avatar #22 to #21 - majormayor ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
It's a good thing.
User avatar #15 - scarygirl (09/28/2012) [-]
what do you use for your drawings? They are very good :)
I tried googling you and I had a bad time...
User avatar #16 to #15 - nocturnalemissions (09/28/2012) [-]
you can see most of my cartoons on my facebook profile. www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150760263275710.723459.588980709&type=3

or you can see my comedy work here. www.youtube.com/user/NocturnalComedy?feature=mhee

As far as my drawings, typically, I draw them on paper with a pencil, then scan them in, and use my bamboo tablet to do the colouring and any additional drawing. If you subscribe to my youtube, I'm going to do up a tutorial on my drawing process. Thank you for taking interest!!
User avatar #17 to #16 - scarygirl (09/28/2012) [-]
Thanks for the links!

The bamboo tablet seems very interesting, which one do you have? I was considering the Bamboo Create or the Bamboo Spash.
User avatar #19 to #17 - nocturnalemissions (09/28/2012) [-]
also started a facebook page. if you like it, i'll squeel like a girl! www.facebook.com/coopersanimation
User avatar #18 to #17 - nocturnalemissions (09/28/2012) [-]
hmmm. not sure, let me check....

looks like the bamboo create. www.futureshop.ca/en-CA/product/wacom-wacom-bamboo-create-tablet-cth670m- cth670m/10180531.aspx?path=fbf4af5b55b20839fd33ebc2f0b92753en02
#10 - blartonfairweather (08/13/2012) [-]
YOU MADE FRONTPAGE, DUDE!!! :DD
User avatar #11 to #10 - nocturnalemissions (08/13/2012) [-]
haha I just saw that!! Very cool!!
#12 to #11 - blartonfairweather (08/13/2012) [-]
Keep it up, man!

You're going places, I tell ya! ;D
User avatar #13 to #12 - nocturnalemissions (08/13/2012) [-]
haha thanks! where can I see it on the front page? I don't see it anywhere
User avatar #14 to #13 - blartonfairweather (08/13/2012) [-]
Oh, haha, i think it got taken down :c cuz after every 24 hours content goes down :/
#7 - blartonfairweather (07/24/2012) [-]
What is up, mate?   
   
Your profile pic made me laugh for like and hour straight   
haha omg lol
What is up, mate?

Your profile pic made me laugh for like and hour straight
haha omg lol
User avatar #8 to #7 - nocturnalemissions (07/24/2012) [-]
thanks man!! glad you liked it!!
User avatar #2 - TheSunIsMine (08/24/2010) [-]
You guys are awesome!
User avatar #3 to #2 - nocturnalemissions (08/24/2010) [-]
Thank you! we love doing the sketches! and we also love Unicorns and Aids. IN THAT ORDER!
User avatar #6 to #3 - thatcreepyguy (08/24/2010) [-]
woah you guys are into the kinky shit!
User avatar #1 - thatcreepyguy (08/23/2010) [-]
you guys are great man
User avatar #4 to #1 - nocturnalemissions (08/24/2010) [-]
thank you very much! it's nice too hear that instead of the usual, you guys suck and should go kill yourself messages we usually get. this one makes me cry less.... but only less, we still cry.
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