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    just though it was funny just though it was funny
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    did you know? did you know?
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    did you know? did you know?
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    Only on /b/ Only on /b/
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    not even one day not even one day
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    read the description read the description
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#18 - back, i can confirm i am this anon  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on History is inevitable +3
#41 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
It would've happened anyway, just later. At that point Austria-Hungary was basically looking for an excuse to annex Serbia, and the assassination of ol' Franz and his wife provided the perfect Casus Belli.
#191 - i fell for it, goddammit OP, **** you 22 hours ago on asdfgnm,hfjkldysya +3
#165 - well i know how hard it is to learn a new language, if you are…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2015 on best community? 0
User avatar #167 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
If you ever come up here speak Spanish as much as possible in public, it's hilarious.
The fags think that you are talking about them, add in a few key words "cartel" "pablo escobar" "murte" "pistola"

Me and my wife speaking at a restaurant.
"Manana nos buscar en el bosque por ardila" "porque amor?"
"por comier" "eres malo! como coger?" "con mio pistola, yo haciendo murte"
*recives text on cellphone" "quien es amor" "es el estupido Escobar retard"
Off duty police officer pulls gun out of shirt and calls back up....
Great way to spend a few hours.
User avatar #166 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
I got training and got a much better job so I only speak Spanish with my wife now, so my Spanish will probably not get much better, but America is changing,
destabilizing half the Americas is catching up with us, so I might be getting more fluent
#159 - ohh god it looks like you learned you spanish from low quality pornos  [+] (5 new replies) 01/24/2015 on best community? 0
User avatar #164 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
I have been told that before...
In a church, by the pastor.
User avatar #161 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
sin dolor, voy lento.
No learned it after work, and on my lunch breaks and during work, in my car, and on my couch, and in my bed, on my 8 foot boat in a lake,also in my barn,my field, my kitchen, my shed, her sisters bed, on the floor while the dog watched on a blanket in the woods..
Where else did I learn Spanish? hmm,
"oye Robert tienes lesion en el culo(cuello)" "eres joto"
User avatar #165 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
well i know how hard it is to learn a new language, if you are not kidding i can only say keep working at it, its not hard once you are used to it, also a good goal is to learn at least 100 words a week, its not really that much, and it helps a lot
User avatar #167 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
If you ever come up here speak Spanish as much as possible in public, it's hilarious.
The fags think that you are talking about them, add in a few key words "cartel" "pablo escobar" "murte" "pistola"

Me and my wife speaking at a restaurant.
"Manana nos buscar en el bosque por ardila" "porque amor?"
"por comier" "eres malo! como coger?" "con mio pistola, yo haciendo murte"
*recives text on cellphone" "quien es amor" "es el estupido Escobar retard"
Off duty police officer pulls gun out of shirt and calls back up....
Great way to spend a few hours.
User avatar #166 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
I got training and got a much better job so I only speak Spanish with my wife now, so my Spanish will probably not get much better, but America is changing,
destabilizing half the Americas is catching up with us, so I might be getting more fluent
#143 - by the first two sentences it looks like you really like to ta…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/24/2015 on best community? +1
User avatar #156 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
mamasita cayate, shhh shh shhh, solo la cabeza
User avatar #159 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
ohh god it looks like you learned you spanish from low quality pornos
User avatar #164 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
I have been told that before...
In a church, by the pastor.
User avatar #161 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
sin dolor, voy lento.
No learned it after work, and on my lunch breaks and during work, in my car, and on my couch, and in my bed, on my 8 foot boat in a lake,also in my barn,my field, my kitchen, my shed, her sisters bed, on the floor while the dog watched on a blanket in the woods..
Where else did I learn Spanish? hmm,
"oye Robert tienes lesion en el culo(cuello)" "eres joto"
User avatar #165 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
well i know how hard it is to learn a new language, if you are not kidding i can only say keep working at it, its not hard once you are used to it, also a good goal is to learn at least 100 words a week, its not really that much, and it helps a lot
User avatar #167 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
If you ever come up here speak Spanish as much as possible in public, it's hilarious.
The fags think that you are talking about them, add in a few key words "cartel" "pablo escobar" "murte" "pistola"

Me and my wife speaking at a restaurant.
"Manana nos buscar en el bosque por ardila" "porque amor?"
"por comier" "eres malo! como coger?" "con mio pistola, yo haciendo murte"
*recives text on cellphone" "quien es amor" "es el estupido Escobar retard"
Off duty police officer pulls gun out of shirt and calls back up....
Great way to spend a few hours.
User avatar #166 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
I got training and got a much better job so I only speak Spanish with my wife now, so my Spanish will probably not get much better, but America is changing,
destabilizing half the Americas is catching up with us, so I might be getting more fluent
User avatar #154 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
cayte
#134 - lol  [+] (10 new replies) 01/24/2015 on best community? 0
User avatar #137 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
suficientemente por el culo!
solo cosas que me importa.
Me gusta el culo de las morenas
digo"cayate mi espanol es bien por America CAYATE dame beso amor"
User avatar #143 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
by the first two sentences it looks like you really like to take it in the ass
User avatar #156 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
mamasita cayate, shhh shh shhh, solo la cabeza
User avatar #159 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
ohh god it looks like you learned you spanish from low quality pornos
User avatar #164 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
I have been told that before...
In a church, by the pastor.
User avatar #161 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
sin dolor, voy lento.
No learned it after work, and on my lunch breaks and during work, in my car, and on my couch, and in my bed, on my 8 foot boat in a lake,also in my barn,my field, my kitchen, my shed, her sisters bed, on the floor while the dog watched on a blanket in the woods..
Where else did I learn Spanish? hmm,
"oye Robert tienes lesion en el culo(cuello)" "eres joto"
User avatar #165 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
well i know how hard it is to learn a new language, if you are not kidding i can only say keep working at it, its not hard once you are used to it, also a good goal is to learn at least 100 words a week, its not really that much, and it helps a lot
User avatar #167 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
If you ever come up here speak Spanish as much as possible in public, it's hilarious.
The fags think that you are talking about them, add in a few key words "cartel" "pablo escobar" "murte" "pistola"

Me and my wife speaking at a restaurant.
"Manana nos buscar en el bosque por ardila" "porque amor?"
"por comier" "eres malo! como coger?" "con mio pistola, yo haciendo murte"
*recives text on cellphone" "quien es amor" "es el estupido Escobar retard"
Off duty police officer pulls gun out of shirt and calls back up....
Great way to spend a few hours.
User avatar #166 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
I got training and got a much better job so I only speak Spanish with my wife now, so my Spanish will probably not get much better, but America is changing,
destabilizing half the Americas is catching up with us, so I might be getting more fluent
User avatar #154 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
cayte
#129 - pero* with one "r" learn spanish ***…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/24/2015 on best community? 0
User avatar #133 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
NO! mi espanol es BIEN, eres joto y idoita,
Mi espanol suficientemente bueno por el culo!
User avatar #134 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #137 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
suficientemente por el culo!
solo cosas que me importa.
Me gusta el culo de las morenas
digo"cayate mi espanol es bien por America CAYATE dame beso amor"
User avatar #143 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
by the first two sentences it looks like you really like to take it in the ass
User avatar #156 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
mamasita cayate, shhh shh shhh, solo la cabeza
User avatar #159 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
ohh god it looks like you learned you spanish from low quality pornos
User avatar #164 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
I have been told that before...
In a church, by the pastor.
User avatar #161 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
sin dolor, voy lento.
No learned it after work, and on my lunch breaks and during work, in my car, and on my couch, and in my bed, on my 8 foot boat in a lake,also in my barn,my field, my kitchen, my shed, her sisters bed, on the floor while the dog watched on a blanket in the woods..
Where else did I learn Spanish? hmm,
"oye Robert tienes lesion en el culo(cuello)" "eres joto"
User avatar #165 - nocta (01/24/2015) [-]
well i know how hard it is to learn a new language, if you are not kidding i can only say keep working at it, its not hard once you are used to it, also a good goal is to learn at least 100 words a week, its not really that much, and it helps a lot
User avatar #167 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
If you ever come up here speak Spanish as much as possible in public, it's hilarious.
The fags think that you are talking about them, add in a few key words "cartel" "pablo escobar" "murte" "pistola"

Me and my wife speaking at a restaurant.
"Manana nos buscar en el bosque por ardila" "porque amor?"
"por comier" "eres malo! como coger?" "con mio pistola, yo haciendo murte"
*recives text on cellphone" "quien es amor" "es el estupido Escobar retard"
Off duty police officer pulls gun out of shirt and calls back up....
Great way to spend a few hours.
User avatar #166 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
I got training and got a much better job so I only speak Spanish with my wife now, so my Spanish will probably not get much better, but America is changing,
destabilizing half the Americas is catching up with us, so I might be getting more fluent
User avatar #154 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
cayte
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User avatar #8 - packapha (01/24/2015) [-]
...
User avatar #16 - sircontagious (01/24/2015) [-]
we have to go deeper
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#267181 - DONT TEST US LIKE THAT ADMIN, WE HAVE FEELINGS TOO 01/24/2015 on DJ 4DM1N +1

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User avatar #36 - bobtombobbob (01/24/2015) [-]
por el culo nino
#32 - syfygeek ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
alguno hablo bread por favor
User avatar #33 to #32 - nocta (10/26/2014) [-]
yes! thank you. amigo
User avatar #24 - folkflunky (10/24/2014) [-]
No soy argentino, pero vivo en Argentina hace mucho. Cuenta de algo?
User avatar #25 to #24 - nocta (10/24/2014) [-]
no mucho, de donde sos oriundo?
User avatar #26 to #25 - folkflunky (10/24/2014) [-]
La gloriosa tierra en la que neo-nazis pelean para el gobierno. Ucrania.
User avatar #28 to #26 - nocta (10/24/2014) [-]
me doy cuenta que quizás sea un poco tarde para hablar de estos asuntos, si querés responde en la mañana
User avatar #30 to #28 - folkflunky (10/24/2014) [-]
La verdad que si, no doy mas, y nunca me banque mucho la política.
User avatar #27 to #26 - nocta (10/24/2014) [-]
y cual es tu visión en el asunto de Ucrania? sos pro-ruso? o pensas que debería inclinarse mas hacia Europa?
User avatar #29 to #27 - folkflunky (10/24/2014) [-]
Bueno, considerando que los rusos acribillaron a 1.500 voluntarios sin pensar dos veces, inclinarse para el lado de los que no son unos monstruos con bombas atómicas y un presidente enfermo. En otras palabras creo que deberíamos inclinarnos para Europa. Igual, si no me equivoco, ya entramos a la UE.
User avatar #31 to #29 - nocta (10/24/2014) [-]
creo que es un poco tarde para hablar de temas politicos, apenas puedo mantener los parpados abiertos
User avatar #22 - garfvader (11/24/2013) [-]
revenge
User avatar #23 to #22 - nocta (11/25/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #20 - notannonymous (06/11/2013) [-]
Fuaa otro argentino? A la mierda yo pensaba que era el unico (al parecer la mayoria lo piensan).
User avatar #21 to #20 - nocta (06/11/2013) [-]
sep, eso parece
User avatar #16 - astronautleague (03/24/2013) [-]
chabon cuantos argentinos hay? pense q era el unico
User avatar #17 to #16 - nocta (03/24/2013) [-]
y creo que hay varios, yo tambien pense que era el unico cuando entre a este sitio pero parece que hay unos cuantos, de que parte sos?
User avatar #18 to #17 - astronautleague (03/24/2013) [-]
capital vos?
User avatar #19 to #18 - nocta (03/24/2013) [-]
rio negro
User avatar #13 - pffrad (10/15/2012) [-]
Hey viejo, vos deberias de coleccionar items. La boards de items se pone grosa y hay muchas de las minas de **** coleccionando tambien (es una locura)



Deberias darte una vuelta alguna vez :D
User avatar #14 to #13 - nocta (10/16/2012) [-]
es que no se.. la verdad me parecen algo inutiles los items y se que muchos usuarios piensan distinto, la posta no se ni para que sirven, aunque si me decis que las minas andan en esa onda me prendo :F jaj
User avatar #15 to #14 - pffrad (10/16/2012) [-]
ya vas, = me avisas si te decidis :D ¡Saludos man!
User avatar #2 - evilpapagali (10/13/2012) [-]
Hi, fellow argentinian user.
User avatar #3 to #2 - nocta (10/13/2012) [-]
si sos argentino habla español jaj, hola amigo ^^
User avatar #4 to #3 - evilpapagali (10/13/2012) [-]
Si soy argentino, pero como estamos en una pagina en ingles... ¿De que provincia sos?
User avatar #5 to #4 - nocta (10/13/2012) [-]
rio negro, vos?
User avatar #6 to #5 - evilpapagali (10/13/2012) [-]
De Santa Fe.
User avatar #7 to #6 - nocta (10/13/2012) [-]
piola y cuantos años tenes? yo 19
User avatar #8 to #7 - evilpapagali (10/13/2012) [-]
Hace poco cumpli los 18. Perdona que tarde en responder pero tengo un brazo fracturado.
User avatar #9 to #8 - nocta (10/13/2012) [-]
no hay problema amigo, como te lo fracturaste?
User avatar #10 to #9 - evilpapagali (10/13/2012) [-]
Practicando una rotura en altura en taekwondo caí mal.
User avatar #11 to #10 - nocta (10/13/2012) [-]
uhh que mal, tenes face?
User avatar #12 to #11 - evilpapagali (10/13/2012) [-]
Tenia pero deje de usarlo hace rato.
User avatar #1 - yunogasaii (09/20/2012) [-]
How DARE you screencap MY Yukki?
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