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#57 - My girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me recently, and as exp… 06/16/2015 on Dog consoles his owner +2
#35264 - So this is kind of my "finalized" pc build I alr…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on Technology Board +1
User avatar #35265 - leobaloy (06/12/2015) [-]
pcpartpicker.com/p/y44q23

Changed a few things.

Changed the GPU from EVGA to MSI. Lots of 970 EVGA cards have been known to have coil whine, including my roommate's. But he has the SC edition (with a blower instead of fans), dual fan may not have the coil whine problem, not sure, it would be worth looking into honestly. Plus I personally recommend the MSI card, as its the one I currently have.

Changed your ssd from the SanDisk to Samsung EVO, yes its 8gb less, its slightly cheaper, but much faster

PSU changed it from Corsair to EVGA, both gold+, EVGA one is fully modular, which is always nice. Not to mention that the CS/CX corsair series are made with cheaper parts. With Corsair PSU's its AX/HX or bust

Personally I ditched the disc drive because 2015. But if you find yourself regularly needing one, then go ahead and get it, or if you have an old computer you can strip the disc drive from that would work too (assuming its not ancient enough to not have sata connections). Installing an OS through a usb drive is pretty common and easy nowadays.

Personally I'm not a big fan of Noctua fan aesthetics, but they are great, and quiet.
Either way, with a 4690k and 970 you'll have zero problems maxing things out at 1080p, 60fps, unless they're shitty ports, or made by Ubisoft.
#22 - You're essentially telling them to check their monetary privilege  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Mein Kraft -1
User avatar #43 - labree (06/12/2015) [-]
no, we're telling them to use the shit they spend money on for better purposes. its like having the cure for aids but only curing a small random country
#61 - xxsikoticxx (06/12/2015) [-]
rather extreme example, but sure yeah
#15 - Just paralyzed 05/15/2015 on Lick 0
#60 - cool 05/13/2015 on neither does sasha gray 0
#107 - Unless it had been in the can the whole time  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2015 on Near Death +7
#133 - bwiedieter (05/13/2015) [-]
#22 - I got my first blowjob while this movie was playing in the backgroud.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2015 on Greatest scene in cinematic... +10
User avatar #39 - swimmingprodigy (05/01/2015) [-]
did your throat hurt afterwards?
User avatar #28 - greenimp (05/01/2015) [-]
Did he swallow?
User avatar #35 - Creant (05/01/2015) [-]
Blowjob is still a blowjob.
#65 - firesky (05/01/2015) [-]
Following that argumentation fucking a dude is the same as anal with a woman.
User avatar #66 - kikkelikeiju (05/01/2015) [-]
An anus is an anus.
#118 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on FEMINIST CAN LOOSE! +1
#119 - Nekatroz Comment deleted by nockae
#45 - Citation Needed  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Blast from the Past #2 0
#82 - spycheckingpyro (04/05/2015) [-]
He's kind of right. It goes back a little bit earlier with an experiment conducted by Eadweard Muybridge And yes, he was just as psychotic as his name suggests . In it, he photographed a man on a horse with 24 cameras each taking instant photos as the horse ran by. He realized that having the frames of an object move at such a speed, you could could see it move as if it were in real life. This created an effect that he would soon research more later on as "motion picture studies".
Both Le Prince and WK Dickson (who worked for Edison) came up with their own inventions of a single lens camera within a time limit that would have been impossible to claim as stealing at the time. But, WK Dickson was the first to patent and publicly demonstrate his camera. I'm not defending nor denying the foul play on Edison's part but history is more keen to those who can get the most attention.

As for the Lumiere Brothers, they were the first to use a camera to tell a cohesive story and draw emotions from their audience and created a single lens camera that also doubled as a projector.
#24 - The bitch in the OC or that weaboo pony **** ? 04/02/2015 on Proposing -1

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User avatar #73 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#72 - europe (11/04/2013) [-]
EVERYONE GETS RED THUMBS
#67 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #67 - nockae (09/01/2013) [-]
Why?
#69 to #68 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
User avatar #41 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Do you know what happened to Zaphyer's Minecraft server?
User avatar #63 to #41 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Zaphys server back up yet?
User avatar #64 to #63 - sorenlolz ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
#65 to #64 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
**** I can't find another good server.
#66 to #65 - sorenlolz ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Feel with me.
Feel with me.
User avatar #42 to #41 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Not in the least.
I can check with Zaph and/or some of the senior members if you want?
User avatar #43 to #42 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I already did. Who were you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Nockae. I was the first player of his server.
I stopped playing after a while.
I still talk to some of the members though so let me check it out and I'll get back to you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I found out what happened.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh.
Whats that?
Presumably not enough donating.
User avatar #47 to #46 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
The website that hosted the server was ddosed.
User avatar #48 to #47 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah **** .
I gotta ask Zaphy if he's gonna make a new server or not.
I'll rejoin if so.
User avatar #50 to #48 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
What faction were you in?
User avatar #53 to #50 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I was the owner of the largest faction for a great while.
I was raided multiple times then decided to join Keir's faction.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I am owner... Well co-owner of the new largest faction Vanguard. We were raided a few times buy Mrniceguy He had over 1000 sword level. I finally killed him before the server shut down. I have his head. So I figure I am pretty much the leader of the strongest faction.
User avatar #55 to #54 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
That ******* faggot is still raiding.
He's the one that took us down.
My nickname was GodFather and I ran ThoseGuys.
Ever met Defain?
User avatar #56 to #55 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah.. Nice guy left because he won't have Internet anymore. I will build my sword level too 2000 once he comes back in the fall.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Wait.. Defain doesn't have internet anymore?
He was my co-owner. Best damn pvp'er you'll ever meet.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
No nice guy doesn't
User avatar #59 to #58 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh I thought you meant Defain was a nice guy.
Oh good.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I haven't seen him there for a long time though. Oh I have a god sword with each enchantment except smite 5.
User avatar #61 to #60 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
You may not if none of the back-ups work.
Keep me updated please.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
He's trying to fix it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I see.
Probably going to have to be a new world though.
Although that's not strictly true if he saved a backup.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
He said he might have a back up that works
#62 to #52 - defain ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
That would be nice.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
The **** you want, ****** ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
So you want me to blow up the twin towers?
User avatar #3 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Do you have Black Ops 2?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Not yet. Getting it January 12th.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
For PC or for Xbox?
User avatar #6 to #5 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Xbox.
User avatar #7 to #6 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Damn. I have it for PC.
User avatar #8 to #7 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I prefer FPS for systems.
User avatar #9 to #8 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
I do too, but I got BOII as a gift. The only FPS I have for Xbox is the Halo series and CoD 4
User avatar #10 to #9 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I never played the Halo series.
How are they?
User avatar #11 to #10 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
They are good, the story is amazing. The multiplayer is fun, too, but the vehicles can get really overpowering and annoying at sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Hmm. Maybe I'll try them out.
Thanks.
User avatar #13 to #12 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
If you want one for its campaign, get Halo 2. If you want MP then get Reach or 4. Halo 3 is the best, but I don't think anyone plays the MP anymore
User avatar #14 to #13 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll get them all when I have the money.
User avatar #15 to #14 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Just time in motherlode to get more Simoleons.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - nockae (11/13/2012) [-]
Wat
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