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#2436 - **nockae rolls 026,347,185** 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#36 - **nockae rolls 126,947,609** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#65 - Why did the black chicks eyes get further apart? 05/25/2014 on Incredible Power of Makeup 0
#55 - Who do you give these people to?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on 21st birthday 0
#56 - thisniggajeremy (05/23/2014) [-]
#111326 - no he was a stripper  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #111327 - hydromatic (05/17/2014) [-]
Uuuhm..
If you were a booger, i'd pick you first
#111324 - Comment deleted 05/17/2014 on Social Board 0
#111318 - fuzzy fuzzy peaches 05/16/2014 on Social Board 0
#111317 - hey bby  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #111320 - hydromatic (05/16/2014) [-]
Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants.
User avatar #111329 - misticalz (05/17/2014) [-]
lmao nigga you fukt that up real fast
User avatar #111338 - hydromatic (05/17/2014) [-]
Nah man, it's totes gonna work
User avatar #111326 - nockae (05/17/2014) [-]
no he was a stripper
User avatar #111327 - hydromatic (05/17/2014) [-]
Uuuhm..
If you were a booger, i'd pick you first
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#47 - Where do you live where there is a legal age? 04/15/2014 on Have Some Truth 0
#20 - >complaining about bugs in Beta  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Elder Scrolls Online +5
User avatar #25 - vondraco (04/10/2014) [-]
A Beta 2-3 weeks from launch shouldn't of been so mind-numbingly riddled with bugs. I was constantly having to restart due to a massive variety of problems. I had very little faith that those bugs would of been resolved by launch.
User avatar #358 - okamiterasu (04/11/2014) [-]
Silly. Didn't we learn anything from battlefield 4
User avatar #208 - mctrainalain (04/11/2014) [-]
The beta test 2-3 weeks from launch was not the up to date game files, it was only a stress test on the server. The game files were actually from an alpha version.
User avatar #295 - vondraco (04/11/2014) [-]
If that's the case then they shouldn't of called it a beta.
User avatar #384 - chimpaflimp (04/11/2014) [-]
I agree, but *shouldn't HAVE.
User avatar #402 - vondraco (04/11/2014) [-]
...I have failed you
User avatar #38 - atomschlumpf (04/10/2014) [-]
Also even some of the first few quests were still buggy as hell, like various mobs not spawning but you needed them to advance

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User avatar #73 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#72 - europe (11/04/2013) [-]
EVERYONE GETS RED THUMBS
#67 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #67 - nockae (09/01/2013) [-]
Why?
#69 to #68 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
User avatar #41 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Do you know what happened to Zaphyer's Minecraft server?
User avatar #63 to #41 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Zaphys server back up yet?
User avatar #64 to #63 - sorenlolz ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
#65 to #64 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
**** I can't find another good server.
#66 to #65 - sorenlolz ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
Feel with me.
Feel with me.
User avatar #42 to #41 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Not in the least.
I can check with Zaph and/or some of the senior members if you want?
User avatar #43 to #42 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I already did. Who were you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Nockae. I was the first player of his server.
I stopped playing after a while.
I still talk to some of the members though so let me check it out and I'll get back to you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I found out what happened.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh.
Whats that?
Presumably not enough donating.
User avatar #47 to #46 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
The website that hosted the server was ddosed.
User avatar #48 to #47 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah **** .
I gotta ask Zaphy if he's gonna make a new server or not.
I'll rejoin if so.
User avatar #50 to #48 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
What faction were you in?
User avatar #53 to #50 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I was the owner of the largest faction for a great while.
I was raided multiple times then decided to join Keir's faction.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I am owner... Well co-owner of the new largest faction Vanguard. We were raided a few times buy Mrniceguy He had over 1000 sword level. I finally killed him before the server shut down. I have his head. So I figure I am pretty much the leader of the strongest faction.
User avatar #55 to #54 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
That ******* ****** is still raiding.
He's the one that took us down.
My nickname was GodFather and I ran ThoseGuys.
Ever met Defain?
User avatar #56 to #55 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah.. Nice guy left because he won't have Internet anymore. I will build my sword level too 2000 once he comes back in the fall.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Wait.. Defain doesn't have internet anymore?
He was my co-owner. Best damn pvp'er you'll ever meet.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
No nice guy doesn't
User avatar #59 to #58 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh I thought you meant Defain was a nice guy.
Oh good.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
I haven't seen him there for a long time though. Oh I have a god sword with each enchantment except smite 5.
User avatar #61 to #60 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
You may not if none of the back-ups work.
Keep me updated please.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
He's trying to fix it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I see.
Probably going to have to be a new world though.
Although that's not strictly true if he saved a backup.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sorenlolz ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
He said he might have a back up that works
#62 to #52 - defain (07/03/2013) [-]
That would be nice.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
The **** you want, ****** ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
So you want me to blow up the twin towers?
User avatar #3 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Do you have Black Ops 2?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Not yet. Getting it January 12th.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
For PC or for Xbox?
User avatar #6 to #5 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Xbox.
User avatar #7 to #6 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Damn. I have it for PC.
User avatar #8 to #7 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I prefer FPS for systems.
User avatar #9 to #8 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
I do too, but I got BOII as a gift. The only FPS I have for Xbox is the Halo series and CoD 4
User avatar #10 to #9 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I never played the Halo series.
How are they?
User avatar #11 to #10 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
They are good, the story is amazing. The multiplayer is fun, too, but the vehicles can get really overpowering and annoying at sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Hmm. Maybe I'll try them out.
Thanks.
User avatar #13 to #12 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
If you want one for its campaign, get Halo 2. If you want MP then get Reach or 4. Halo 3 is the best, but I don't think anyone plays the MP anymore
User avatar #14 to #13 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll get them all when I have the money.
User avatar #15 to #14 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Just time in motherlode to get more Simoleons.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - nockae (11/13/2012) [-]
Wat
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