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#118 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on FEMINIST CAN LOOSE! +1
#119 - Nekatroz Comment deleted by nockae
#45 - Citation Needed  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Blast from the Past #2 0
#82 - spycheckingpyro (04/05/2015) [-]
He's kind of right. It goes back a little bit earlier with an experiment conducted by Eadweard Muybridge And yes, he was just as psychotic as his name suggests . In it, he photographed a man on a horse with 24 cameras each taking instant photos as the horse ran by. He realized that having the frames of an object move at such a speed, you could could see it move as if it were in real life. This created an effect that he would soon research more later on as "motion picture studies".
Both Le Prince and WK Dickson (who worked for Edison) came up with their own inventions of a single lens camera within a time limit that would have been impossible to claim as stealing at the time. But, WK Dickson was the first to patent and publicly demonstrate his camera. I'm not defending nor denying the foul play on Edison's part but history is more keen to those who can get the most attention.

As for the Lumiere Brothers, they were the first to use a camera to tell a cohesive story and draw emotions from their audience and created a single lens camera that also doubled as a projector.
#24 - The bitch in the OC or that weaboo pony **** ? 04/02/2015 on Proposing -1
#14 - Doesn't look as good tho 03/30/2015 on LMAO +1
#99 - I was 99% sure that was going to be a swastika  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Aww yissss +9
#105 - radicaldannny (03/29/2015) [-]
Should I even ask what the 1% is?
#114 - anthonyhart (03/29/2015) [-]
DICKBUTT
#101 - bleeduntildeath (03/29/2015) [-]
me too
#25 - Believe me, I know I knew a girl who I was friends wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Mug 0
User avatar #26 - letting (03/24/2015) [-]
Damn dude, I'm sorry. That's rough.

The only bright side to this is that I'm almost done with my senior year, after that I'll never see this girl or that friend again if I don't want to. A new beginning is right around the corner, and I'm really looking forward to it.
#23 - I know the feeling bro  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Mug 0
User avatar #24 - letting (03/23/2015) [-]
One of the things she said to me was the cliché "I don't have time for a relationship. I want to be independent right now blah blah blah"

When girls say that, never ever believe them. They are lying to you. Just a few words of advice.
User avatar #25 - nockae (03/24/2015) [-]
Believe me, I know

I knew a girl who I was friends with for years, before I asked her out.
She said yes but three days later she said "I think I need to be alone and work on myself and figure myself out." A day later she was back with her ex, and I haven't spoken to her since.
User avatar #26 - letting (03/24/2015) [-]
Damn dude, I'm sorry. That's rough.

The only bright side to this is that I'm almost done with my senior year, after that I'll never see this girl or that friend again if I don't want to. A new beginning is right around the corner, and I'm really looking forward to it.
#21 - If he was a real friend he wouldn't go out with his friends ex…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Mug 0
User avatar #22 - letting (03/23/2015) [-]
I don't actually know if they're going out yet, not exactly my position to inquire and I don't want to appear desperate/stalkerish/whatever. All I know is they're always together and the laughing and giggling makes me want to punch something really, really hard.

I haven't talked to him much, and her not at all. I'm hoping I never see either of them again if they get together.
User avatar #23 - nockae (03/23/2015) [-]
I know the feeling bro
User avatar #24 - letting (03/23/2015) [-]
One of the things she said to me was the cliché "I don't have time for a relationship. I want to be independent right now blah blah blah"

When girls say that, never ever believe them. They are lying to you. Just a few words of advice.
User avatar #25 - nockae (03/24/2015) [-]
Believe me, I know

I knew a girl who I was friends with for years, before I asked her out.
She said yes but three days later she said "I think I need to be alone and work on myself and figure myself out." A day later she was back with her ex, and I haven't spoken to her since.
User avatar #26 - letting (03/24/2015) [-]
Damn dude, I'm sorry. That's rough.

The only bright side to this is that I'm almost done with my senior year, after that I'll never see this girl or that friend again if I don't want to. A new beginning is right around the corner, and I'm really looking forward to it.
#18 - Screw them both Friends are overrated anyway FJ w…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Mug 0
User avatar #20 - letting (03/23/2015) [-]
Not really the friend's fault, she's the flirtatious one, and when a pretty girl is attached to you at the hip, it's kinda hard to say no.

But yes, the congregation of lonely people on FJ really helps.
User avatar #21 - nockae (03/23/2015) [-]
If he was a real friend he wouldn't go out with his friends ex a week after they broke up
Whether she's all over him or not
User avatar #22 - letting (03/23/2015) [-]
I don't actually know if they're going out yet, not exactly my position to inquire and I don't want to appear desperate/stalkerish/whatever. All I know is they're always together and the laughing and giggling makes me want to punch something really, really hard.

I haven't talked to him much, and her not at all. I'm hoping I never see either of them again if they get together.
User avatar #23 - nockae (03/23/2015) [-]
I know the feeling bro
User avatar #24 - letting (03/23/2015) [-]
One of the things she said to me was the cliché "I don't have time for a relationship. I want to be independent right now blah blah blah"

When girls say that, never ever believe them. They are lying to you. Just a few words of advice.
User avatar #25 - nockae (03/24/2015) [-]
Believe me, I know

I knew a girl who I was friends with for years, before I asked her out.
She said yes but three days later she said "I think I need to be alone and work on myself and figure myself out." A day later she was back with her ex, and I haven't spoken to her since.
User avatar #26 - letting (03/24/2015) [-]
Damn dude, I'm sorry. That's rough.

The only bright side to this is that I'm almost done with my senior year, after that I'll never see this girl or that friend again if I don't want to. A new beginning is right around the corner, and I'm really looking forward to it.
#243 - World of Warcraft Probably the best feeling I've ever…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
User avatar #249 - pocketstooheavy (03/18/2015) [-]
Lol. Everyone , myself included, plays a hunter as their first character

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User avatar #73 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
#72 - europe (11/04/2013) [-]
EVERYONE GETS RED THUMBS
#67 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #67 - nockae (09/01/2013) [-]
Why?
#69 to #68 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
User avatar #41 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
Do you know what happened to Zaphyer's Minecraft server?
User avatar #63 to #41 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Zaphys server back up yet?
User avatar #64 to #63 - sorenlolz (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
#65 to #64 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
**** I can't find another good server.
#66 to #65 - sorenlolz (08/07/2013) [-]
Feel with me.
Feel with me.
User avatar #42 to #41 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Not in the least.
I can check with Zaph and/or some of the senior members if you want?
User avatar #43 to #42 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I already did. Who were you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Nockae. I was the first player of his server.
I stopped playing after a while.
I still talk to some of the members though so let me check it out and I'll get back to you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I found out what happened.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh.
Whats that?
Presumably not enough donating.
User avatar #47 to #46 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
The website that hosted the server was ddosed.
User avatar #48 to #47 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah **** .
I gotta ask Zaphy if he's gonna make a new server or not.
I'll rejoin if so.
User avatar #50 to #48 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
What faction were you in?
User avatar #53 to #50 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I was the owner of the largest faction for a great while.
I was raided multiple times then decided to join Keir's faction.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I am owner... Well co-owner of the new largest faction Vanguard. We were raided a few times buy Mrniceguy He had over 1000 sword level. I finally killed him before the server shut down. I have his head. So I figure I am pretty much the leader of the strongest faction.
User avatar #55 to #54 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
That ******* faggot is still raiding.
He's the one that took us down.
My nickname was GodFather and I ran ThoseGuys.
Ever met Defain?
User avatar #56 to #55 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah.. Nice guy left because he won't have Internet anymore. I will build my sword level too 2000 once he comes back in the fall.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Wait.. Defain doesn't have internet anymore?
He was my co-owner. Best damn pvp'er you'll ever meet.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
No nice guy doesn't
User avatar #59 to #58 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh I thought you meant Defain was a nice guy.
Oh good.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I haven't seen him there for a long time though. Oh I have a god sword with each enchantment except smite 5.
User avatar #61 to #60 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
You may not if none of the back-ups work.
Keep me updated please.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
He's trying to fix it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I see.
Probably going to have to be a new world though.
Although that's not strictly true if he saved a backup.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
He said he might have a back up that works
#62 to #52 - defain ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
That would be nice.
#35 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
The **** you want, ****** ?
#37 to #36 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
Enlarge
User avatar #38 to #37 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
So you want me to blow up the twin towers?
User avatar #3 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Do you have Black Ops 2?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Not yet. Getting it January 12th.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
For PC or for Xbox?
User avatar #6 to #5 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Xbox.
User avatar #7 to #6 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Damn. I have it for PC.
User avatar #8 to #7 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I prefer FPS for systems.
User avatar #9 to #8 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
I do too, but I got BOII as a gift. The only FPS I have for Xbox is the Halo series and CoD 4
User avatar #10 to #9 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I never played the Halo series.
How are they?
User avatar #11 to #10 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
They are good, the story is amazing. The multiplayer is fun, too, but the vehicles can get really overpowering and annoying at sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Hmm. Maybe I'll try them out.
Thanks.
User avatar #13 to #12 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
If you want one for its campaign, get Halo 2. If you want MP then get Reach or 4. Halo 3 is the best, but I don't think anyone plays the MP anymore
User avatar #14 to #13 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll get them all when I have the money.
User avatar #15 to #14 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Just time in motherlode to get more Simoleons.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - nockae (11/13/2012) [-]
Wat
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