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#130 - Just because you have doesn't mean everyone has to.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Game Feels +13
User avatar #133 - talkingmouth (01/12/2015) [-]
Im not dissing child games, I have infinite respect for Pokemon and Smash Bros and Zelda, but if they want more attention, they're gonna have to find a way to pump out some games that appeal to more of the gaming community.
User avatar #137 - carefree (01/12/2015) [-]
Dude, it SELLS. Their non-franchise games just...don't. When you look at hard numbers, mario sells more titles than anything completely new would. Why would they change when they can make so much money by simply polishing what they already have?
#25924 - So I changed a few things and added a SSD as some of you guys …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25925 - Mortuus (01/09/2015) [-]
You could go with a cheaper motherboard, unless there's some specific feature you want from it.
#25810 - Also, from what I understand the Power Supply you changed is o… 01/08/2015 on Technology Board 0
#25807 - Why the different case? And thanks the GPU is much better  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25826 - Mortuus (01/08/2015) [-]
Eh, the GPU is about the same at a lower price, when I made the list. I really only have good things to say about EVGA's customer support, as well.

As for the case.... I just think it looks tacky and cheap. So I went with something a bit simpler and cheaper.

The power supply is just something I never bother to move from two or three manufacturers with, so I went with one of Corsair's better 'mid-wattage-range' PSUs, with a higher efficiency than the 1$ less expensive Antec alternative.
User avatar #25924 - nockae (01/09/2015) [-]
So I changed a few things and added a SSD as some of you guys recommended
pcpartpicker.com/p/NrZ4wP

Is there any other recommendations you guys have?
User avatar #25925 - Mortuus (01/09/2015) [-]
You could go with a cheaper motherboard, unless there's some specific feature you want from it.
User avatar #25810 - nockae (01/08/2015) [-]
Also, from what I understand the Power Supply you changed is one where you'd get more bang for your buck?
#25780 - So I went about recently trying to set up my own PC, which I w…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #25783 - Mortuus (01/08/2015) [-]
So, I'm assuming a $1200 budget?

Don't buy the OS. You can purchase a CD key later if you feel guilty.


Food for later thought: CBA to think right now. Will update my thoughts when I stop doing the sleeping thing.
User avatar #25788 - CatHatMan (01/08/2015) [-]
Buy the OS
User avatar #25790 - istartedthewar (01/08/2015) [-]
Why?
User avatar #25791 - CatHatMan (01/08/2015) [-]
Because it is worth it.
#25795 - anonymous (01/08/2015) [-]
worth it how?
User avatar #25797 - CatHatMan (01/08/2015) [-]
It takes a lot of people a long time to make and it gets constant updates and i depend on it. I also pay to put gas in my truck.
User avatar #25825 - Mortuus (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, but those updates broke the shit out of my laptop's W7 install, so... yeah.

I never said he couldn't buy it in the future, when it was already built... I encouraged it.
User avatar #25784 - Mortuus (01/08/2015) [-]
pcpartpicker.com/p/hYnWjX - Point. Didn't even link the "food"
User avatar #25807 - nockae (01/08/2015) [-]
Why the different case?

And thanks the GPU is much better
User avatar #25826 - Mortuus (01/08/2015) [-]
Eh, the GPU is about the same at a lower price, when I made the list. I really only have good things to say about EVGA's customer support, as well.

As for the case.... I just think it looks tacky and cheap. So I went with something a bit simpler and cheaper.

The power supply is just something I never bother to move from two or three manufacturers with, so I went with one of Corsair's better 'mid-wattage-range' PSUs, with a higher efficiency than the 1$ less expensive Antec alternative.
User avatar #25924 - nockae (01/09/2015) [-]
So I changed a few things and added a SSD as some of you guys recommended
pcpartpicker.com/p/NrZ4wP

Is there any other recommendations you guys have?
User avatar #25925 - Mortuus (01/09/2015) [-]
You could go with a cheaper motherboard, unless there's some specific feature you want from it.
User avatar #25810 - nockae (01/08/2015) [-]
Also, from what I understand the Power Supply you changed is one where you'd get more bang for your buck?
User avatar #25782 - wotterpatch (01/08/2015) [-]
It's alright, I'd advise "nicer" ram, a different CPU cooler, and an SSD.
Get something cheaper for the CPU cooler, and don't get the optical drive if you don't need it. With that money get a 128gb SSD
User avatar #25781 - CatHatMan (01/08/2015) [-]
maybe get some better ram but it mostly seems fine although I personally would drop the hdd and go for a 240-256gb ssd
#1709 - **nockae used "*roll cis privilege*"** **nockae rolls Being… 12/16/2014 on Fun roll types 0
#1018 - **nockae used "*roll 3, Martial Melee Weapon*"** **nockae r… 12/14/2014 on all roll types 0
#231 - Picture 12/11/2014 on C & H Random Comic... 0
#4352 - No problem man Hope my advice helped 12/04/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#15 - Did she get pregnant?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Stay safe. +1
#44 - awesomenesss (11/19/2014) [-]
No, she was worried to all hell but as the modern black people would say "my pull out game too strong"
User avatar #18 - Crusader (11/19/2014) [-]
You can't get guys pregnant.
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User avatar #42 - hellreaver (11/19/2014) [-]
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I mean I guess ill post source since you didn't
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#72 - europe (11/04/2013) [-]
EVERYONE GETS RED THUMBS
#67 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #68 to #67 - nockae (09/01/2013) [-]
Why?
#69 to #68 - timmity (09/01/2013) [-]
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
i just need somewhere to post .gifs i never use
User avatar #41 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
Do you know what happened to Zaphyer's Minecraft server?
User avatar #63 to #41 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
Is Zaphys server back up yet?
User avatar #64 to #63 - sorenlolz (08/07/2013) [-]
I don't think so.
#65 to #64 - nockae (08/07/2013) [-]
**** I can't find another good server.
#66 to #65 - sorenlolz (08/07/2013) [-]
Feel with me.
Feel with me.
User avatar #42 to #41 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Not in the least.
I can check with Zaph and/or some of the senior members if you want?
User avatar #43 to #42 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I already did. Who were you?
User avatar #44 to #43 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Nockae. I was the first player of his server.
I stopped playing after a while.
I still talk to some of the members though so let me check it out and I'll get back to you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I found out what happened.
User avatar #46 to #45 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh.
Whats that?
Presumably not enough donating.
User avatar #47 to #46 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
The website that hosted the server was ddosed.
User avatar #48 to #47 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Ah **** .
I gotta ask Zaphy if he's gonna make a new server or not.
I'll rejoin if so.
User avatar #50 to #48 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
What faction were you in?
User avatar #53 to #50 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I was the owner of the largest faction for a great while.
I was raided multiple times then decided to join Keir's faction.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I am owner... Well co-owner of the new largest faction Vanguard. We were raided a few times buy Mrniceguy He had over 1000 sword level. I finally killed him before the server shut down. I have his head. So I figure I am pretty much the leader of the strongest faction.
User avatar #55 to #54 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
That ******* faggot is still raiding.
He's the one that took us down.
My nickname was GodFather and I ran ThoseGuys.
Ever met Defain?
User avatar #56 to #55 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah.. Nice guy left because he won't have Internet anymore. I will build my sword level too 2000 once he comes back in the fall.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Wait.. Defain doesn't have internet anymore?
He was my co-owner. Best damn pvp'er you'll ever meet.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
No nice guy doesn't
User avatar #59 to #58 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
Oh I thought you meant Defain was a nice guy.
Oh good.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
I haven't seen him there for a long time though. Oh I have a god sword with each enchantment except smite 5.
User avatar #61 to #60 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
You may not if none of the back-ups work.
Keep me updated please.
User avatar #49 to #48 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
He's trying to fix it.
User avatar #51 to #49 - nockae (07/03/2013) [-]
I see.
Probably going to have to be a new world though.
Although that's not strictly true if he saved a backup.
User avatar #52 to #51 - sorenlolz (07/03/2013) [-]
He said he might have a back up that works
#62 to #52 - defain ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
That would be nice.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
The **** you want, ****** ?
User avatar #38 to #37 - nockae (05/23/2013) [-]
So you want me to blow up the twin towers?
User avatar #3 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Do you have Black Ops 2?
User avatar #4 to #3 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Not yet. Getting it January 12th.
User avatar #5 to #4 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
For PC or for Xbox?
User avatar #6 to #5 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Xbox.
User avatar #7 to #6 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Damn. I have it for PC.
User avatar #8 to #7 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I prefer FPS for systems.
User avatar #9 to #8 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
I do too, but I got BOII as a gift. The only FPS I have for Xbox is the Halo series and CoD 4
User avatar #10 to #9 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
I never played the Halo series.
How are they?
User avatar #11 to #10 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
They are good, the story is amazing. The multiplayer is fun, too, but the vehicles can get really overpowering and annoying at sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Hmm. Maybe I'll try them out.
Thanks.
User avatar #13 to #12 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
If you want one for its campaign, get Halo 2. If you want MP then get Reach or 4. Halo 3 is the best, but I don't think anyone plays the MP anymore
User avatar #14 to #13 - nockae (12/29/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll get them all when I have the money.
User avatar #15 to #14 - yunogasaii (12/29/2012) [-]
Just time in motherlode to get more Simoleons.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - nockae (11/13/2012) [-]
Wat
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