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#1 - Yaaaa Imma need you to explain what the **** happened.  [+] (1 reply) 07/05/2013 on One fucked up story 0
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#2 - baconmanbacon (07/05/2013) [-]
Scout pissed off the spy by spilling Jarate on him. The spy noticed him talking to the girl, he then spied on them and saw their date. Next the spy plans to disguise as the girl as they pass in the car. This makes the scout think his date was with the spy. He kills his girlfriend thinking its the spy. The girl was real. The spy comes in panning to kill the scout but seeing his sadness of killing his girlfriend the spy leaves him.
#5 - So is anyone gonna tell me how the **** it works? Please??  [+] (4 replies) 07/02/2013 on Roly Poly +6
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#7 - aahrg (07/02/2013) [-]
it has a gyroscope that senses its orientation, which then sends a signal to the other to mimic it's movement....

as for the throwing it across the room question, it would just roll around on the table.
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#23 - mangusta (07/02/2013) [-]
The magic of Wi-Fi
#22 - warioteam (07/02/2013) [-]
#7 - So, umm.... who is phanact and why does everyone hate him/her?  [+] (8 replies) 04/29/2013 on hi +2
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#13 - vicsix (04/29/2013) [-]
He was a high rated commenter who jerked it to ponies.
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#15 - phanact (04/29/2013) [-]
pretty much
#18 - ILoveFurries (04/29/2013) [-]

That was the reason people either loved you or hated you?
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#19 - phanact (04/29/2013) [-]
No but its probably part of it
#20 - ILoveFurries (04/29/2013) [-]
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I hope that's not the only reason, because that sounds fucking stupid as just that.
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#21 - phanact (04/29/2013) [-]
You7 are on funnyjunk
#22 - ILoveFurries (04/29/2013) [-]
It's nice to imagine, at least, that not everyone is a mindless child.
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#16 - xalidan (04/29/2013) [-]
I do enjoy how well you take your criticism, this comment gave me a good chuckle.
#3 - I just met you 04/15/2013 on noboro's profile 0
#6 - Isn't the point of bungee jumping going strait down, so you DO…  [+] (4 replies) 03/22/2013 on Russian Bungee Jumping +9
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#12 - deliraptor (03/23/2013) [-]
bungee jumping may not be the correct terminology for this case, for example there are other similar things like gorge swings (e.g. by victoria falls) and they basically do the same action on this. although i do agree, not this fucking close to a building!
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#9 - thedippestofshits (03/22/2013) [-]
seeing as the rope isn't elastic in any sort of way, the only way to prevent from having the flesh ripped from your skeleton is to jump down a certain distance from the anchor point so your trajectory gradually ends up horizontally instead of a sudden stop of disemboweling force.

as for how they know for certain they wont smack into the building on the way back.... i'm guessing they just don't.
#8 - iamtheblackgoat (03/22/2013) [-]
Are you not familiar with the concept of Russia?
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#16 - pseudobob (03/23/2013) [-]
so much shit happening in this gif

you can just tell it's russian
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