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#4 - They both stole ideas from other inventors. Surprisingly even …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Sciencing +30
#31 - shiphotel (08/29/2015) [-]
don't forget his personal views on eugenics
#15 - drewjitsu (08/29/2015) [-]
He went crazy. Before that he was top notch. People always say scientists steal ideas, but really they're just trying to improve existing designs. That's not the same as stealing.
#9 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
While I agree with not hyping up his romantic views on free energy for all, laying down the ground work for anything that doesn't exist yet isn't something everyone can do. Especially all the game changers he pulled out of his ass that revolutionized how we live today. Also you can't be too hard on him for failing to go beyond concepts considering he lost all funding to do so.
#11 - nanahara (08/29/2015) [-]
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#6 - Ring that bell, shout for joy, white man's day is here. 08/25/2015 on take note europe 0
#148 - Moral expectations and pressure is placed on an individual by …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on "un"popular opinion 0
User avatar #149 - twentyseconds (08/25/2015) [-]
dude im not picking side here but how can you not grasp this.

If you made a deal with a man, who gave you two options:
1. kill your child.
2. You are no longer allowed to pay your x girl friend money to support your child.

Which would you chose? One sucks more then the other right?
#143 - Are you implying not supporting a kid you had with a woman isn…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on "un"popular opinion +1
User avatar #144 - twentyseconds (08/25/2015) [-]
do you have trouble reading, i said moral expectation, not social.

Its one thing to not pay some one money. Its another thing to kill your own child.
User avatar #148 - noblexfenrir (08/25/2015) [-]
Moral expectations and pressure is placed on an individual by society in general, because that's how they are shaped. So you may view it as just paying someone money, many others, I would argue the vast majority view skipping out of child support essentially abandoning your own child. Which is a pretty big no-no in western cultures.

So no, I don't see a large moral gap between these decisions.
User avatar #149 - twentyseconds (08/25/2015) [-]
dude im not picking side here but how can you not grasp this.

If you made a deal with a man, who gave you two options:
1. kill your child.
2. You are no longer allowed to pay your x girl friend money to support your child.

Which would you chose? One sucks more then the other right?
#8 - Picture 08/20/2015 on Neat 0
#182 - "There are numerous laws regarding wait staff's tips, an… 08/17/2015 on You don't Tip? Good no... 0
#166 - " Wait staff are the only employees that get paid less t…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/17/2015 on You don't Tip? Good no... +3
#171 - fiahhawt (08/17/2015) [-]
No social contract for you?

Next you'll tell me you're a free citizen, with all the rights of your country but not bound by its laws.

There are numerous laws regarding wait staff's tips, and nobody to enforce them but managers that are actually decent - if you don't know what that means I'd recommend a dictionary, or human interaction
User avatar #182 - noblexfenrir (08/17/2015) [-]
"There are numerous laws regarding wait staff's tips, and nobody to enforce them but managers that are actually decent "

Please give me an example of where this has been occurring with wide public knowledge and nothing has been legally done. If your entire argument is illegal acts are being committed in secret and aren't being stopped, then no shit dumbass.

"Next you'll tell me you're a free citizen, with all the rights of your country but not bound by its laws. "

Not at all, I am a united states citizen through and through. I am bound by it's laws and benefit from the rights afforded.

No social contract for you? "

Not at all sparky. The only social contract I'm bound to is to not interfere in the rights of others. I absolutely will not and won't ever agree to giving someone money for doing jackshit except their job which my meal cost already covers. They don't like the terms of their employment? That's an issue between them and their employer.

#177 - zarakin (08/17/2015) [-]
Then their employees should strike so those businesses are fixed or shut down. Fuck me for not covering their costs. I tip when service is good, but I wont tip if it is bad. I'm not going to go around giving away money because someone may not be paid by someone who should pay them.
#179 - fiahhawt (08/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #217 - toosexyforyou (08/17/2015) [-]
You made a big point of saying "Wait staff are the only employees that get paid less than minimum wage because they're expected to make it up in tips. Tipping is not based on service, tipping is the social fucking contract. Can't tip? Don't eat out."

Then when he told you that employers are required to pay for the difference which means that wait staff never legally get paid less than minimum wage, you ignore it. Answer the question, fuck boy.
User avatar #220 - fiahhawt (08/17/2015) [-]
read the hidden text fuckboi

and before you ask for sources, it's from personal experience and that of those I know, you want verification exert enough effort to look into it
User avatar #221 - toosexyforyou (08/17/2015) [-]
hence the part about "legally" in my comment and if you know about the law then why bring up that wait staff get paid less than minimum wage. You're retarded as fuck
User avatar #223 - fiahhawt (08/17/2015) [-]
hence nothing, we're talking about reality

don't believe me if you don't want to, I already think you're a piece of shit
User avatar #224 - toosexyforyou (08/17/2015) [-]
done caring
#181 - zarakin (08/17/2015) [-]
#6 - He never went through bankruptcy. Not personally anyway, this … 08/17/2015 on . +1
#146 - > Not giving extra if the service didn't go above and beyon…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/17/2015 on You don't Tip? Good no... 0
User avatar #161 - fiahhawt (08/17/2015) [-]
If you're not from the US you can ignore this, but if you are:

read the whole damn post. Wait staff are the only employees that get paid less than minimum wage because they're expected to make it up in tips. Tipping is not based on service, tipping is the social fucking contract. Can't tip? Don't eat out.
User avatar #166 - noblexfenrir (08/17/2015) [-]
" Wait staff are the only employees that get paid less than minimum wage because they're expected to make it up in tips"

And if they don't make an amount equal to minimum wage then they must be compensated to make up for the money not made through tips. ( www.dol.gov/elaws/faq/esa/flsa/002.htm )


"Tipping is not based on service"

Yes it is, what I pay for my meal is the cost of the food, setting, and base service. Tipping is given if I feel the service went above and beyond what my original cost covered.

Mind telling me how many other minimum wage employees you tip? When was the last time you gave the cashier at a fast food restaurant 5 bucks for his service? If you don't tip every minimum wage employee you come across, then you're a hypocrite.

" tipping is the social fucking contract. "

Don't remember signing any contract that retarded.


#171 - fiahhawt (08/17/2015) [-]
No social contract for you?

Next you'll tell me you're a free citizen, with all the rights of your country but not bound by its laws.

There are numerous laws regarding wait staff's tips, and nobody to enforce them but managers that are actually decent - if you don't know what that means I'd recommend a dictionary, or human interaction
User avatar #182 - noblexfenrir (08/17/2015) [-]
"There are numerous laws regarding wait staff's tips, and nobody to enforce them but managers that are actually decent "

Please give me an example of where this has been occurring with wide public knowledge and nothing has been legally done. If your entire argument is illegal acts are being committed in secret and aren't being stopped, then no shit dumbass.

"Next you'll tell me you're a free citizen, with all the rights of your country but not bound by its laws. "

Not at all, I am a united states citizen through and through. I am bound by it's laws and benefit from the rights afforded.

No social contract for you? "

Not at all sparky. The only social contract I'm bound to is to not interfere in the rights of others. I absolutely will not and won't ever agree to giving someone money for doing jackshit except their job which my meal cost already covers. They don't like the terms of their employment? That's an issue between them and their employer.

#177 - zarakin (08/17/2015) [-]
Then their employees should strike so those businesses are fixed or shut down. Fuck me for not covering their costs. I tip when service is good, but I wont tip if it is bad. I'm not going to go around giving away money because someone may not be paid by someone who should pay them.
#179 - fiahhawt (08/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #217 - toosexyforyou (08/17/2015) [-]
You made a big point of saying "Wait staff are the only employees that get paid less than minimum wage because they're expected to make it up in tips. Tipping is not based on service, tipping is the social fucking contract. Can't tip? Don't eat out."

Then when he told you that employers are required to pay for the difference which means that wait staff never legally get paid less than minimum wage, you ignore it. Answer the question, fuck boy.
User avatar #220 - fiahhawt (08/17/2015) [-]
read the hidden text fuckboi

and before you ask for sources, it's from personal experience and that of those I know, you want verification exert enough effort to look into it
User avatar #221 - toosexyforyou (08/17/2015) [-]
hence the part about "legally" in my comment and if you know about the law then why bring up that wait staff get paid less than minimum wage. You're retarded as fuck
User avatar #223 - fiahhawt (08/17/2015) [-]
hence nothing, we're talking about reality

don't believe me if you don't want to, I already think you're a piece of shit
User avatar #224 - toosexyforyou (08/17/2015) [-]
done caring
#181 - zarakin (08/17/2015) [-]
#58 - I just said I wasn't FORCED to do anything. Nor is anyone who … 08/16/2015 on You don't Tip? Good no... +2

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User avatar #205 - desacabose (04/28/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Paid+mods/movies/5528239/
What did you post here though
User avatar #206 to #205 - noblexfenrir (04/28/2015) [-]
Posted how the vast majority responding to this situation were being childish and that the two main arguments I've been hearing were that mods were always free, which is absurd since legal precedent isn't an argument in an evolving market (IE. Marijuana) and other people saying they should just implement a donation button which is even more pathetic because it's a form of doublethink in which you hold the idea that modders should be compensated for their work yet you want others to shoulder than financial responsibility while you get it for free.

I also mentioned and linked to modders who said basically donations amount to almost nothing, one talked about how his most famous mod familiar faces had almost 500,000 downloads, and he received a single donation of $17 and his friend in the community had almost 3 million downloads and received about 5 donations in total.

The second post had more but it was just me criticizing the OP about deleting my post instead of actually responding to him.
User avatar #207 to #206 - desacabose (04/28/2015) [-]
Such is funnyjunk
User avatar #208 to #207 - noblexfenrir (04/28/2015) [-]
Mhm, what can ya do. I was thinking about bothering switching between proxies and reposting as anon, but figured that would be petty. And while I'm certainly not beyond being petty, he could simply disable anon comments so that'd be pointless.
User avatar #204 - ugoboom (04/28/2015) [-]
There's nothing you can do.
User avatar #200 - teoberry (01/30/2015) [-]
yeooo how ya been holding up, man?
User avatar #201 to #200 - noblexfenrir (01/31/2015) [-]
Ey what's up. Same ol' same ol'. Works been picking up so haven't been on FJ nearly as much. Not that it would matter since I spent majority of my time on the religion/politics boards lol.

How about yourself?
User avatar #202 to #201 - teoberry (01/31/2015) [-]
eh works always good. im doing pretty good, mostly busy with school and **** , i just kinda realized that you hadnt posted in ages. glad to see you're doing well tho
User avatar #191 - revengeforfreeze (02/16/2014) [-]
Plz respond
User avatar #192 to #191 - noblexfenrir (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh wow sorry mate, for some reason I wasn't notified you posted on here before. Strange, but either way, I can't honestly say I have seen then, or seen any TED talks outside of segments here and there.
User avatar #194 to #192 - indone (06/19/2014) [-]
Did you watch any TED videos since?
User avatar #195 to #194 - noblexfenrir (06/20/2014) [-]
Some yes, although I find myself not connecting with TED's format of short explanations and little debate availability. They're good for background noise but for videos I pay special attention to, they don't fit the bill.
User avatar #196 to #195 - indone (06/20/2014) [-]
That's why I prefer open debate things like the ones Sam Harris usually engages in.

Who's your favourite scientist? Mine has to be Sam, man, he's so down to earth and smart.
User avatar #197 to #196 - noblexfenrir (06/20/2014) [-]
Dawkins or Carroll I'd have to say.
User avatar #198 to #197 - indone (06/20/2014) [-]
Carroll?
User avatar #199 to #198 - noblexfenrir (06/20/2014) [-]
Theoretical cosmologist at CIT. One of his books is "the arrow of time". He's not a Dawkins or a Harris, but I prefer him as a scientist.
User avatar #193 to #192 - revengeforfreeze (02/16/2014) [-]
No problem, it has happened to me too.

Interesting. They are packed with knowledge though so you ought to watch them , in my opinion
User avatar #190 - revengeforfreeze (02/07/2014) [-]
So, I've a question.

Have you seen any of the religiously themed TED talks?
#189 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Hey Noblex, thought you might be interested in this. You know Aronra right? Then you probably also know that he uses document maps to illustrate phylogenetic clades although these maps where animated rather than real.

So i decided to make my own phylogeny replication with document maps, although since i'm not an experienced paleonthologist it'll probably be less complex than most phylogeny project and will probably have to be constantly updated to fix errors and add information i overlooked, it's also in Dutch but i can translate it.

If you have any good articles or sources with information on taxonomic ranks i'd appreciate it very much.
User avatar #188 - schnizel ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Sup bro?
User avatar #187 - schnizel ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
Daily reminder
That my people were the original heretics
#184 - anon (10/22/2013) [-]
Is that all you do is **** on others beliefs?
User avatar #185 to #184 - noblexfenrir (10/22/2013) [-]
If they're wrong? Ofcourse I do. If it's just an opinion I think is wrong? I'll explain why I do but it's up to them how they take it.
User avatar #183 - christophrhitchens (10/17/2013) [-]
back from the dead
User avatar #180 - betta (10/12/2013) [-]
EAUGHGUGRHWAU!

Y U THUMB DOWN MY COMIC

lol, I don't really care that you didn't like it. I'm just here to get some input on why you didn't like it.
User avatar #181 to #180 - noblexfenrir (10/12/2013) [-]
Jesus that was quick response, are you sitting watching the thumbs for it?

Anyways, the joke pacing was just really off. Really slow in the beginning for a joke that's been told to death in every variation possible, a shoehorned in joke about her eyes, and to be honest the over exaggerated language does annoy me when there is no reason for it whatsoever (I think it had something to do with nipples and lighting aflame), it's just there to be there.

Basically comic was too long for the joke you were doing and the joke you chose is overused in my opinion.
User avatar #182 to #181 - betta (10/12/2013) [-]
True, but I just thought it'd be interesting to break the 4th wall a bit with the joke. I do need to work on making my comics shorter though; I agree with that.

Thank you for the input (:

I actually am watching the thumbs. I have no other website to check right now, so why the **** not :T
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User avatar #179 to #178 - garymotherfinoak (08/30/2013) [-]
wrong profile, sorreh
User avatar #172 - robinwilliamson (06/23/2013) [-]
I'm a fan of your work, you're an honorable member of the Religion Board. God bless you.......oh wait
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#157 to #154 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
He's really good at feigning intelligence and expertise. thats about it
User avatar #155 to #154 - noblexfenrir (04/14/2013) [-]
Thank you. It really means alot. I love reading your threads, you either bring up questions I'm curious to see the answer to, and on a few occasions shown me information I was unaware of.

Especially considering as of late I have had very little drive to converse on the board simply because it's getting tiring. Not the debating mind you, I love that to death. The people are more the problem. The most recent bout with xJokeface on your gay marriage thread is a very good example, it's just getting more and more difficult to show a shred of seriousness or even respect to some of the regulars there.
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#144 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD

JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !
#143 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD

JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !
#142 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD

JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !
#141 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD

JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !
#140 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD

JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !
#139 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD

JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !
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